Ask an actual Israeli anything

Stupid Jew memes need not apply.

(I'm not a Jew nor an Arab so I can give you some actual 3rd person views.)

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why not just die ??

How worried about terrorism are you?

More proof that Israelis are actually 100% descendants of the polish draft dodgers during ww2.

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so how do the Jews treat you there user? And are they really money power grabbing assholes as ppl say?

well what are you then?

Hello actual Israeli. I hope all is well. My question is how many fingers can you fit up your arsehole?

How easy would it be to launch the entire nuclear arsenal of every country at Israel?

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Do people smoke weed in public?

Can I gas you?

Does it hurt inside knowing that you're a literal nazi 2.0?

Fuck off tribalist degenerate kike. I hope a Palestinian rocket lands on your head.

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What kind of fun stuff is there to do in Israel? What do. You guys do for fun. Also what is the overall mood like?

Have you ever spoken to a Palestinian?
Are they friendly or are they passive aggressive?

Ever suck a guy's cock? Wanna suck mine?

Show yourself

>stupid jew
>doesn't want to be called a stupid jew

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I'm living in a relatively safe place so I don't really care.
>And are they really money power grabbing assholes as ppl say?
Yes, absolutely.
I'm not a degenerate, why would I try anything like that?
Not that I've seen
I just play vidya in most of my free time.
Yeah, they're not that bad but like all Muslims they're backstabbing cancer.
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Time to bump

Crusader

youtube.com/watch?v=rBRxt5ufnGg&t=565s

does this vidya accurately describe isreal

you are cute. please stop smoking weed it makes you stupid and looks very ugly

Huh?
I'm not about to watch your shit, just give me a tl;dw

I'm not a drug degenerate and I don't smoke weed, quit smoking a week ago as well.

american israeli foreign policy in two sentences

recognise anything?

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Why wouldn't I recognize pork?

basically israel has like one part thats a nice city and the rest is security checkpoints and border patrol areas. and if they think youre at all some sort of Palestinian propaganda then theyll arrest you and interrogate you or kick you out of the country.

kek, imagine unironically listening to that trash

fikki fikki burger style

Oy vey!


Hey Israeli shits stop hiding the pedo rabbis that had the rape hostel in the colombian coast, fuck you.

You just redpilled a lot of colombians, even my mom is asking for names every time we hear a tourist rapes a little girl.


Keep being sp shit and you wish we had gas chambers, because we would gladly chainsaw off all of you

>I'm not a Jew nor an Arab

Are you a Russian with a Jewish grandparent?Or Armenian?

>Are you a Russian with a Jewish grandparent?
More or less, except that even then it's just bribery

good. take care

Do you hate Christ? Why do Jews spit on the name of Jesus?

You'll get a 3rd person view of the nuke drop.

I don't care about religion
>Why do Jews spit on the name of Jesus?
Because most of them are barbaric low-IQ monkeys, just like Arabs

>Why do Jews spit on the name of Jesus?

because jesus is a beta male faggot

Fuck off kike

>(I'm not a Jew nor an Arab so I can give you some actual 3rd person views.)
>Fuck off kike

True American quality posting, right here

Eww illegals make me sick, we will send u back soon..

Why wont you just leave that land behind?

My dad wants to save up 89 218.582CAD so we can comfortably move to Canada.

good for u !!!!! i wish u a great life in canada !

Is Israel comfy? Is the weather warm in january enough to walk in t shirts?

It's a sub-tropical madness of humidity, only a madman would willingly want to come here.

is the new blackberry jewed up?

foxbusiness.com/technology/blackberry-unveils-new-security-technology

can you give examples on how you are discriminated against by jews since you're not Jewish?

what type of Jewish tricks do they try to pull?

if you go to a store is there different prices for items for jews compared to goyim?

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Did you serve in military yet?

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Finished this shit half a year ago

How do you do with women?

hahah i can give you the view of a jew, OP is welfare queen from fromer ussr, probaly doesnt speak Hebrew.
no legal discrimnation against him exist, he will be welcomed in the multiculti city centers , but most jewish israelis find the fact that he is non jewish migrant a bad thing .

I don't care about women, I only care about myself and my siblings.
>probaly doesnt speak Hebrew
Wrong
Other than that he's pretty accurate

לפחות זה...
אני שמח על תוכניות מעבר לקנדה, אני באמת חושב שזה יותר טוב גם לי וגם לך, תמצא שם רווחה יותר טובה, קאנביס, אין לחות וכו וכו

Why do zionists sound exactly like third riech officials? Have they no self awareness?

hi user im none jew israeli aswell

Is this that six flags guy?

why are you such an attention whore

Is that a hammer? Are you that one israeli heathen from r/asatru?

Sounds like someone's jealous of all the (You)s I got. Why though? My comfy Discord server got wrecked and I've got no more comfy internet friends to chat with, so I've got to fill my daily socializing quota somehow.

you need to read about Canada great WELFARE system !

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Social_programs_in_Canada

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fuck off gleb
Also it's not really 3rd person view because you are dirty russian.
If you were some european that leave here, then it would have been more objectively

>claim jews are scums
>do the same

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fuck you moshe

Also stop to impersonate girls

eat your own, kike

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Is that supposed to intimidate me or anything? kek
Been my hobby for years

>all these jews come out of the woodwork
Oy vey, shut it down.

>Is that supposed to intimidate me or anything? kek
no, It's supposed to show other how much degenerate you are

LARPing is a part of Jow Forums, fren.

What are your thoughts on diaspora jews?

Do you agree with the whole multicultural agenda?

Any difference between diaspora jews and israeli jews?

Asking him is like asking a guy from Russia, so don't bother

Who cares if crypto arabs kill other arabs?

Maybe you can answer my questions?

>What are your thoughts on diaspora jews?
I don't have a solid opinion but I like them much more than locals.
>Do you agree with the whole multicultural agenda?
Anyone who isn't an absolute retard doesn't agree with that shit.
>Any difference between diaspora jews and israeli jews?
Yeah, kind of, diaspora Jews are wiser by default because they left this shithole/didn't move here.

How do you think matrilinearity has shaped the dispora and if that might be the main contention point with the far right? Over time I see the criticism of feminism and socialism mirrored in the antisemitism.

since he is not jewish i will answer,
some jews do agree whit western leftism some dont, in israel its about 75% against

there are different sectors of Jews but if you meet Ashkenazi jew from America or from Israel u wont see much difference Same for Sphradi jews

>since he is not jewish i will answer,

The absolute state of the kike hivemind

low IQ post-commie welfare bug, questions Jewish knowledge on Jews. wew

Israeli doesn't mean ISRAELITE.
You Antisemite!

>Israeli doesn't mean ISRAELITE.
Good

bix nood durka durka muhhammad jihad

why not just eradicate gaza and take over that small piece of land already. move them to europe.

Not accurate. "Western leftism" is a nebulous term, a big chunk of them is very anti-Israel, Israeli left is not, only a radical minority is. Israeli left is a weird thing, on one hand very liberal on the other preserves some national ideas.

Have you ever met my sister? If you do please kick her in the cunt.

It's quite baffling that no civil war was started in the muslim region and then used as excuse to move the borders further.

If you are able to name the Pharisee's, you can feel free to bake yourself a cookie.
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Alright lads, I think I've had my weekly share of (You)s, see you next time!

Who is Gleb?

That's me fren. Next time you see an anti-israeli Kekistani poster, that'd be me.

Being a welfare queen, what shaped you into the ungrateful cunt you are?

if u put aside Geopoltics
Martez party propagates mainstream western left ideas ( egalitarianism , refugees welcome , radical atheism , etc )
even parts of the labor party to some extent ...

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Is there a sect in Israel that opposes the claiming of Palestine?

Go back

Arabs, the left , the right (wants the status quo ) are against

only far right partys (like Zehut) are for "one land one people" they are less than 5%~10%

>I can give you some actual 3rd person views
>Right here from the safety of my apartheid terror state

How's that IDF training going?

Well he seemed nice.

Based

lmao
we need to cut the power and internet to you unthankful faggots

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I cant, its a closed sub now. The theodish took it over. Fucking white marsh theod fags.