Hue/Volution - Temer Danzou Edition

>Thread theme
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>Latest polls:
Jair Bolsonaro (PSL): 36% (41% of valid votes)
Fernando Haddad (PT): 22%
Ciro Gomes (PDT): 11%
Geraldo Alckmin (PSDB): 7%
Em branco / nulo / nenhum: 7%

>Who's Jair Bolsonaro?
The interview that made him famous: youtu.be/041YPJI5zz8

Vice piece about him: youtu.be/k3eyRSClnhU
Jair Bolsonaro is the front-runner in Brazil's presidential election. He is a conservative Catholic, pro-gun, a former army captain, and the only candidate with no corruption charges against him. He's looking to modernise the lethargic Brazilian economy with the aid of UChicago economist Paulo Guedes. He wants to align Brazil's foreign policy with Western nationalist governments against the influence of China and regional socialism (Venezuela and Cuba). He has a hard stance on crime and supports increasing the power of police forces and the army to tackle Brazil's drug and violence problems. Under heavy fire from the media and academia, with an extremely restricted campaign budget, and having survived an assassination attempt, Bolsonaro's presidential run is nothing short of extraordinary.

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first for anime girls

Campaign songs

Official
youtube.com/watch?v=rcMkKA4RU7M

Nordeste version
youtube.com/watch?v=IqRhLKQxq0g

South Brazil version
youtube.com/watch?v=JvGk42pX6O4

Sertanejo version
youtube.com/watch?v=i9kvaL3_quI
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Reggaeton version
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Rap version
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Old version
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Am I forgetting any?

Third for first round victory.

>Democracy is about a loud minority silencing the majority

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BOLSONARO GOVERNMENT PROGRAM IN ENGLISH
>BOLSONARO GOVERNMENT PROGRAM IN ENGLISH
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>US Youtubers about Bolsonaro
The Red Elephants
youtube.com/watch?v=DiWL8ulm5o8
Stefan Molyneux
youtube.com/watch?v=oCk9nH8qkss

>Bolsonaro Interviews (in portuguese):
Roda Viva:
youtube.com/watch?v=lDL59dkeTi0
Jornal Nacional:
youtube.com/watch?v=pWMyyah1XBo

>People shouting after Globo's interview
youtube.com/watch?v=sjCrx9KR6y8

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Funk Version
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This election is LITERALLY Harry Potter, why can't you listen to my mature and rational arguments?

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Hue bros needs to understand that when a Thread is at page 9/10, its time to bake a New

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My recommendation for those from Rio Grande do Sul

Presidente > Bolsonaro (17)
Governador > Mateus Bandeira (30)
Senador > Carmen Flores (170)
Senador > Luiz Carlos Heinze (111)
Deputado Federal > Onyx Lorenzoni (2522)
Deputado Estadual > Zucco (17000)

Deus proteja o Brasil

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I honestly don't remember a single racist quote from Bolsonaro.

History:
>Daily Reminder: They count on your lack of memory
Brazil Parallel | "Scissor Theater"
>Episode 1: 1989
youtube.com/watch?v=Ue77esm5Kqs
>Episode 2: 1994
youtube.com/watch?v=4aqhPpHlm1c
>Episode 3: 1998
youtube.com/watch?v=C4-2ZwW7-EU

>What if Monarchy remained in Brazil
youtube.com/watch?v=f1OYRsWuDHk
>Emperor Pedro II of Brazil: The Exile
youtube.com/watch?v=y-TA5Vq-WZU

>What did NOT tell you about the history of Brazil
- youtube.com/watch?v=LOfdH6dYX3M
Brazil Parallel | Last Crusade
>Episode 1: The Cross and The Sword
youtube.com/watch?v=TkOlAKE7xqY
>Episode 2: The Rich Ville
youtube.com/watch?v=svViHH8IBVg
>Episode 3: The Equality Guillotine
youtube.com/watch?v=2k7gKPjMzpE
>Episode 4: Independence or Death
youtube.com/watch?v=YpjDmTdsJac
>Episode 5: The Last Reich
youtube.com/watch?v=J8hnQcNyoXU
>Bonus - Episode 6: Vargas Era: The Twilight of an Idol
youtube.com/watch?v=FRzjxqqZgr4

Brazil Parallel | Analys of Brazil Situation
>Episode 1: A X-ray Inconvenient
youtube.com/watch?v=IFwpn7kjIWU
>Episode 2: Land of Santa Cruz
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>Episode 3: The Root of the Problem
youtube.com/watch?v=_u2lGJhrU14
>Episode 4: Divinding the People, Centralizing the Power
youtube.com/watch?v=JYu8vpDTqIE
>Episode 5: Proposes
youtube.com/watch?v=blP5dwv_huk
>Episode 6: Impeachment - From the Apogee to the Fall
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>Brazil Parallel | Parallel Power - The Force of Crime in Brazil
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>Brazil Parallel | Brazilian Criminality - Crime pays off and rewards
youtube.com/watch?v=VU3pLtzS0Gg

>Dom Pedro II of Brazil
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It would be suicide in that country.

something about mudbloods and shiet

Enough is Enough

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não, os rebeldes são a gente
e o Darth Hitler é o Bonoraro
o bem tem que vencer o mal! :^O

Dumping anti-feminist redpills feel free to translate or spread in English to cause communist asspain.

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Leftists never aged past 16y.o.

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>making political analogies using children's "literature"
>Onyx
>not Van Hattem 3030
Gimme a quick rundown on Zucco. I'm still not sure on my state deputy. I was thinking Coronel Pasini 51111, but eh
>Heinze
I'm still voting for him, but I heard he's involved in some corruption shit, allegedly.

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How likely is Ciro Gomes going to the second round? I'm seeing a lot of shilling for him in social medias right now.

feelz before realz

Noice. When's the election?

Include this in the thread paste irmão.

Quick rundown of recent political situation:
independent-studies.com/article/quick-rundown-on-bolsonaro-s-candidacy

HIS MEME PHRASES ARE:
>Pinochet should have killed more people
>Historical Debt towards slavery? I didn't enslave anyone
>The Portuguese didn't enslave blacks, but blacks enslaved themselves
>I wouldn't rape you because you are ugly and you don't deserve it

BOLSONARO GOVERNMENT PROGRAM IN ENGLISH
>BOLSONARO GOVERNMENT PROGRAM IN ENGLISH
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-- VIDEOS

>VIDEO OF THE STABBING: youtube.com/watch?v=Wuo2yzcBdf0
>English Subtitled videos of his famous memes:
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Previous thread pastes, include information vital to informing hues and non-hues on the recent political situation of Brazil.
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God Bless!

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zero because haddad's voter base are the extremely poor, and champagne commies forget that brazil is a poor country

Brazil Parallel | The Day after the Election
>Episode 1: What is left of Brazil?
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>Episode 2: What is left of Brazil?
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>Episode 3: My First Operation
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>Episode 4: Power Cycles
youtube.com/watch?v=xg2aGnmrND0
>Episode 5: Protect yourself regardless of the outcome
youtube.com/watch?v=DVh-IHkjm7M

>Globalism: Behind the Scenes - Debate between Olavo de Carvalho and Paulo R. de Almeida
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0. There is no crossover between the Andrade and the Tiro voters. The former is poor northeasterners, the latter is delusional mid-upper class leftists. The shilling for him will hardly bring in the PT voter.

So was Temer a good guy, after all?

tomorrow, results will be up the same day too

Zero. If you had spent 10 minutes browsing twitter on his hashtags you'd know there's a lot of mindless spam from what could be bots.

I unironically think he ended up being a decent president.

Yes.

He's based but corrupt as fuck so it's a net negative.

Temer foi o cara que acabou tendo que segurar a batata quente.
O teto dos gastos ajudou muito a frear o desastre.

Sick

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Also, he has a high test wife.

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>So was Temer a good guy, after all?
only if we had won the World Cup

Fear not, they can be cured

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Zucco was endorsed by Bolsonaro & Mourão. Van Hattem ain't bad too, but he's more of a libertarian.

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way less than Retarddad
only the vocal minority of EleNão is mostly supporting him, it's comprised of feminists with daddy issues who want an iron fist of authority in their pussies, along with widows from northeastern regions who love a CORONÉ bossing them

Não, Harry Potter é um conto infantojuvenil de fantasia escrito por uma mãe solteira que virou SJW que ficou popular entre os crianções desta geração de leite de soja, são essencialmente bronies só que socialmente aceitáveis.

I'm from his state, and you wanna know the funny thing? The Ferreira Gomes family hate upper class faggots who pretend they're rich even more than the barefoot low class.

These videos are interesting to attach to the next thread:

Brazilian Political Scenario (in english)
youtube.com/watch?v=6z_2FChJBCk

The zombies of the Brazilian left-wing.
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be real bros

what are his chances of winning first round?

About 50%

50%

Kogos is wise beyond his years, but he is literally the closest thing we will ever have to a real life Eric Cartman, so no one will take him seriously

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>he's more of a libertarian
True, but I think he's probably a Bolsonaro supporter. Also, he fucking hates leftism. Also also, I had a beer with the lad once, cool guy. I'd actually vote for another candidate, though. I'm pretty sure he's getting elected, so I'd rather try to put yet another one of our guys up there.

Did anyone watch Danilo's new movie? Is it good.

Who's Captain Wagner supporting for president?

70%.

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Fuck off, Kogos.

Until her hair grows back and she learns not to have that self-righteous facial expression nothing is cured.

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they should have at least have told him how to use a chainsaw. it would be more powerful if it went smoothly

The only cure is a healthy dose of lead and a long dirt nap. Don't cuck out when Bolso wins go all the way and fix things for good.

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real question why can't they take him down? is he the chosen one? why haven't the police knocked on his door?

>tfw I don't want to share my NE with people like this
HELICOPTER RIDES WHEN

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in Bolsonaro's case, it's more like believing everything, because you literally have to turn this whole country upside down with a new constitution to fix it
and he personally has nothing to lose, since people already hate him and the country has already gone to shit. the only sacrifice he's making now is his own life.

Ele não fez o suficiente. Deveria ter passado a reforma da previdência antes que os escândalos de corrupção tenham paralisado o congresso, as contas públicas estariam em um estado muito melhor.

Ele pode ser um vampiro, mordomo, saco de bosta mas é melhor do que lixo esquerdista que acha que pode multiplicar dinheiro para bancar "benefícios" porque estudou economia na UNICAMP.

Bandeira is good, too bad he has zero chances of winning.
Also, Van Hatten is also pretty good.
Voting for Heinze just because he has some balls and supports gun ownership.

Mas que ótima idéia, pena que em 6 meses ela já estaria implorando pra derrubar o muro.

Temer não tem influencia alguma pra aprovar reformas.

I can't hate the guy, despite how corrupt he probably is.

Kogos video is barely intelligible, don't embarass us.

He's part of PROS, which are allied to PT. BUT he hates the PT and the Ferreira Gomes, so, personally, he's probably voting Bolsonaro, Amoedo, or Alckimin.

não ia dar pra passar isso rápido
sem contar que a mídia ajudou a fuder com o apoio do congresso pra isso com a historia do gravador no bolso, que não deu em nada, mas foi o suficiente pra impedir a reforma

I'd vote for Heinze for his winning of the "Racist of the Year" award in 2014

survivalinternational.org/news/10076

Temer himself is probably just as corrupt as Lula, but his government was decent.

>Temer não tem influencia alguma pra aprovar reformas.
>cacique do MDB
>não tem influência
O cara tem influência é pra caralho, tanto que não foi derrubado tendo uma aprovação minúscula, como a Dilma. O problema é que as reformas são impopulares mesmo.

She is from SP. I don't want commies in my lawn. NE lefties get the rope too.

Esa es precisamente la razon por la que necesitan tener las cosas claras antes de la segunda vuelta, tienen suficiente voto de respuesta, pero el candidato de la izquierda es como el hoyo.

Exatamente, ele gastou todo o seu capital politico nas denúncias da Friboi.

Heinze is running for senator, lad. We're talking deputies.
I'm already voting for him, anyway.

Não, ele não tem influencia alguma. Vendeu a alma para se manter lá e livre da Lava Jato e agora já não tem mais favores para trocar por uma reforma.

So Bolsonaro is basically a brazilian Ted Cruz?

Yeah, he is a corrupt thief but at least made GDP and jobs go back to slight growth instead of continue to drop, and the "teto de gastos" was a very good move considering his support within congress...

It is the dictatorship of the stupid masses, that is for sure.

most importantly he failed at trying to make people understand why we need pension reform (i think that's the term in english), the system just can't sustain itself as it is, and by trying to make the way he did it became too hot a topic, only making it harder for other people to change it.

I have a better plan. 'Minions' should live on land while Ciro voters get to live at the bottom of the ocean.

English please. We don't speak peruvian.

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Nah, Ted is more intellectual than him. He is like Trump in his rhetoric, but with a military background, instead of a business one.

>e agora já não tem mais favores para trocar por uma reforma.
Mas essa é a questão. Mesmo se tivesse influência, não ia convencer a esquerda a apoiar as reformas que precisa.

Brazilian Trump, senpai.

Nada se pode dizer depois de findado o mandato dele. O Temer foi, se lembrem, eleito presidente nacional do (P)MDB por aclamação.

No, more like a mix of Trump and Mattis but without the billions USD net worth

Ted Cruz seems more like a spineless neocon

no, he is "what if Trump didn't get a small loan of one million dollars" to start his business, but instead went to the military

Gotta love the guy.

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That's actually nice. Send them all here. Boa Viagem beaches are filled to the brim with starving sharks.
>mfw SP roastie died years ago thinking diving in our beaches was safe even with all the warning the beach have about sharks

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IIRC they asked him to retract his words, and he said that not only wouldn't he do that, he'd like to reaffirm them. The absolute madman.

Espanhol é português escrito errado, se você sobreviveu o internetês durante os 00s/começo dos 10s você nem percebe que espanhol é outra língua.

>have Control Systems exam on monday
>can't focus at all
Send help.

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please RSfags vote for this guy

Sad, is fairly easy to read portuguese.

I will, lad.

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