Hue/volution - Brazilian Shogunato Soon Edition

Quick rundown of recent political situation:
independent-studies.com/article/quick-rundown-on-bolsonaro-s-candidacy

HIS MEME PHRASES ARE:
>Pinochet should have killed more people
>Historical Debt towards slavery? I didn't enslave anyone
>The Portuguese didn't enslave blacks, but blacks enslaved themselves
>I wouldn't rape you because you are ugly and you don't deserve it

BOLSONARO GOVERNMENT PROGRAM IN ENGLISH
>BOLSONARO GOVERNMENT PROGRAM IN ENGLISH
pastebin.com/0pPpsJ1H

-- VIDEOS

>VIDEO OF THE STABBING: youtube.com/watch?v=Wuo2yzcBdf0
>English Subtitled videos of his famous memes:
youtube.com/watch?v=041YPJI5zz8
youtube.com/watch?v=BFMAKMQ66p0
youtube.com/watch?v=W7v7s-_6lmE

Previous thread pastes, include information vital to informing hues and non-hues on the recent political situation of Brazil.
pastebin.com/Zea9ySaW
pastebin.com/ZP0qwaM7
pastebin.com/57a3qqG6
pastebin.com/DbGXyrt1

>Thread theme
youtu.be/ZgHK0XXkEEs
youtu.be/5cQQ76XF1Fg

>Latest polls:
Jair Bolsonaro (PSL): 36% (41% of valid votes)
Fernando Haddad (PT): 22%
Ciro Gomes (PDT): 11%
Geraldo Alckmin (PSDB): 7%
Em branco / nulo / nenhum: 7%

>Who's Jair Bolsonaro?
The interview that made him famous: youtu.be/041YPJI5zz8

Vice piece about him: youtu.be/k3eyRSClnhU

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Other urls found in this thread:

g1.globo.com/politica/eleicoes/2018/noticia/2018/10/06/eleicao-brasileira-comeca-na-nova-zelandia-primeiro-pais-a-abrir-votacao.ghtml#
infomoney.com.br/mercados/politica/noticia/7662179/cntmda-bolsonaro-atinge-426-dos-votos-validos-e-haddad-cai-a-278
youtube.com/watch?v=rcMkKA4RU7M
youtube.com/watch?v=IqRhLKQxq0g
youtube.com/watch?v=JvGk42pX6O4
youtube.com/watch?v=i9kvaL3_quI
youtube.com/watch?v=cNNYR7Ma06Q
youtube.com/watch?v=5cQQ76XF1Fg
youtube.com/watch?v=Z_m8_QSjuQQ
youtube.com/watch?v=RoO8N31Qxsg
youtube.com/watch?v=-Va4N_rDLfM
youtube.com/watch?v=LN_MT4rF_Cg
youtube.com/watch?v=TQ_2LPV1vo0
youtube.com/watch?v=f1PEJw9Er-o
youtube.com/watch?v=7Cfbck6b3dE
youtu.be/pDOBU9ksU4M
youtu.be/1AHujqIV66s
youtube.com/watch?v=HA8lg9Wq-iU
youtube.com/watch?v=Vuwam1zIusU
youtube.com/watch?v=oeAbQdbdkkk
youtube.com/watch?v=TRlA9T1BTIU
m.youtube.com/watch?v=H47ow4_Cmk0
youtube.com/watch?v=GOKcfyo3-xE
sol.sapo.pt/noticia/628758/80-dos-portugueses-no-brasil-apoiam-bolsonaro
youtube.com/watch?v=RB4tN2LnDfI
bolsonaro.com.br/vote
youtube.com/watch?v=dBX0Qknv6VA
twitter.com/RomagagaGuidini/status/1047318325456510976?s=19
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

fIRST FOR ANAL CHECK'EM

AND THIS STARTED

Thanks for user who posted it

VOTING OFFICIALLY STARTED

g1.globo.com/politica/eleicoes/2018/noticia/2018/10/06/eleicao-brasileira-comeca-na-nova-zelandia-primeiro-pais-a-abrir-votacao.ghtml#

IN NEW ZEALAND

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Lmao

Dont forget to include live apurations links in OP tomorrow!!

Fuck me lads here we go.

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>less than 24h to elect /ourguy/ Bolsonaro
Who /comfy/ here?

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How hard is it to update the numbers on OP?

infomoney.com.br/mercados/politica/noticia/7662179/cntmda-bolsonaro-atinge-426-dos-votos-validos-e-haddad-cai-a-278

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Post Ana Campagnolo

total votes

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>mfw the dude that sells vegetables is now declaring his support for Bolsonaro to my mother-in-law

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So it begins...

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Campaign songs

Official
youtube.com/watch?v=rcMkKA4RU7M

Nordeste version
youtube.com/watch?v=IqRhLKQxq0g

South Brazil version
youtube.com/watch?v=JvGk42pX6O4

Sertanejo version
youtube.com/watch?v=i9kvaL3_quI
youtube.com/watch?v=cNNYR7Ma06Q

Reggaeton version
youtube.com/watch?v=5cQQ76XF1Fg
youtube.com/watch?v=Z_m8_QSjuQQ

Rap version
youtube.com/watch?v=RoO8N31Qxsg
youtube.com/watch?v=-Va4N_rDLfM

Old version
youtube.com/watch?v=LN_MT4rF_Cg

Funk Version
youtube.com/watch?v=TQ_2LPV1vo0

Love Songs

youtube.com/watch?v=f1PEJw9Er-o
youtube.com/watch?v=7Cfbck6b3dE

Suingueira version
youtu.be/pDOBU9ksU4M

Pagode version
youtu.be/1AHujqIV66s

Love Song

youtube.com/watch?v=HA8lg9Wq-iU

Fórro

youtube.com/watch?v=Vuwam1zIusU

Dance

youtube.com/watch?v=oeAbQdbdkkk

Vaporwave

youtube.com/watch?v=TRlA9T1BTIU

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Post your face when you wake up tomorrow knowing we are already winning in other countries even before the voting process begins in Brazil.

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n-th for makita

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Predictions: Europe will be completely cucked.
Japan and the US and Israel and Paraguay will be full Bolsonaro
Argieland will be mixed

Anal?

I love Anal!

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I will

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Calling the expats to do their part in assuring a good future for our nation so others won't feel the need to emigrate for work anymore.

BASEADISSIMO CHECK EM NEGROS

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gostosa

>999

CHECKED

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Are there tweets of left wingers crying yet?

Someone needs to bother the mods so we get a sticky too

fuck i won't get any sleep today im too fucking nervous

This is it, fella.
Hold tight!

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Yes.

Only see the Ciro and Haddad Hashtags

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Plenty of them, look for keywords like "meu pai", "desesperada" and "bozo".

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please glorious nippon

IT'S COMING LADS

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OOO SHIT WE WINNING ALREADY NEGROES

KEK ABENÇOA-VOS EM SUA RESTORAÇÃO IMPERIAL

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>Daciolo beating Boulos
where did everything went so right?

spooky

>carreata à favor do nosso cara nesse instante
E olha que eu vivo no interior do nordeste. É amanhã, anões!

Um soldado que trabalhava no exército era humilhado por ser fã do Ciro Gomes. Um dia seu superior querendo humilhá-lo na frente do pelotão chamou o soldado e disse:

""Jovem, aqui, pegue esta chave, vá até aquele jipe e estacione ali""

Aí o jovem disse:

""Não sei dirigir""

Então o superior disse:

Peça ajuda a seu Ciro. Mostre que ele existe.

Aí o soldado pegou a chave e começou a cantar “olé olé Olá Cirooo Ciroooo”, depois ligou o veículo, manobrou e estacionou perfeitamente. Ao sair do jipe o soldado viu todos de joelhos, chorando e dizendo ""nós queremos o 12...""

O jovem soldado espantado perguntou o que estava acontecendo. O superior chorando abriu o capô do jipe e mostrou para o jovem que o carro estava sem motor.

O jovem então disse: Estão vendo ? Esse é o Ciro que eu sirvo. O Ciro do impossível. O Ciro que vai assumir o governo desse país.

I'm not sure, people who are living abroad tend to be leftists.

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zip de la zop zop

Na moral, dá vontade de vomitar quando entro nesse twitter, só tem puta e maconheiro.

This is impossible.

Unless its cabo daciolo.

Absolute onions.

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VAMOS FAZER KANYE WEST APOIAR O BONORO CARALHO

USEM O PASSARIONHO PRA TWITTER PRA ELE O #ELESIM

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topkek but the HEXA version was funnier

you are checking the wrong profiles, mate, there are lots of right wing people there

Tomorrow is the day of change, boys. For president the PocketMith 17 and for federal congressman /our prince/ Luiz Philippe de Orleans e Bragança 1702

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>60k no Japão
não imaginava que tinham tantos macacos weebs.
brasileiro é um bicho preguiçoso por natureza. o que faz o cidadão abrir mão de tantos feriados?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=H47ow4_Cmk0

#MakeBrazilGreatAgain Podem ajudar tbm

Ave Bolsonaro!

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What are you guys listening to in this fine day?
youtube.com/watch?v=GOKcfyo3-xE

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Interior de que estado, anão?

80% dos portugueses no Brasil apoiam Bolsonaro
sol.sapo.pt/noticia/628758/80-dos-portugueses-no-brasil-apoiam-bolsonaro

Seu nome? Albert Einstein.

Dinheiro. Bugiganga eletrônica barata. Qualidade de vida.

youtube.com/watch?v=RB4tN2LnDfI

Cirobot complaining about a Bolso rally in Sergipe's capital, what are the odds that even the northeast becomes a Bolso zone?

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Pernambuco

Quais números eu coloco na urna amanhã pro Bolsonaro ter liberdade durante o mandato?

Para os outros poderes não darem cockblock nele

It will, wether they want it or not.

Im gonna fuck so many venezuelans qties when we invade bros. My goal is atleast 20

So many Brazilians in Japan

Look for PSL candidates

We have the biggest japanese population outside japan, it's natural that there will be a loto of brazilians in Japan.

checa o site dele e procura seu estado.

and i will lock you conscript ass behind some thick bars if you serve under my authority, nigger.

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Fizeram uma lista uns fios atrás. Alguém tem eles salvos?

Cocô na cara

>t. CPOR nigger cheirando a leite

Vote PSL and PRTB candidates.

Mostly are Policemen/Army guys

bolsonaro.com.br/vote

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Valeu

17, ou 28 em segunda opção, mas faça um esforço para votar nos candidatos mesmo, em vez de votar na legenda.

Aguentamos 16 anos fdp, vá puxar o saco de Romero Jucá

That's nothing.

There's literally a brazillion of us around the globe.

Checked

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Bosonaro!!

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fica sussa ai infante

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PORTUGUESE MEDIA BTFO

youtube.com/watch?v=dBX0Qknv6VA

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The way he refers to other men as "machos" exposes this closet fag soja menino

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what does bolsonaro's boipucci smell like?

I doubt he's "closeted"

If the leftists get uppity, bash some in the head for Jow Forums. Ironically, of course.

Shit, but it'd still feel like heaven

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Whats he shredding?

Lads, it's happening

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More of the "leftists r da real authoritarians" shit

Um soldado que trabalhava no exército era humilhado por ser fã do Ciro Gomes. Um dia seu superior querendo humilhá-lo na frente do pelotão chamou o soldado e disse:

""Jovem, aqui, pegue esta chave, vá até aquele jipe e estacione ali""

Aí o jovem disse:

""Não sei dirigir""

Então o superior disse:

Peça ajuda a seu Ciro. Mostre que ele existe.

Aí o soldado pegou a chave e falou com uma voz grave “VÁ PRA CASA DE ROMERO JUCÁ, SEU FILHO DA PUTA”, depois ligou o veículo, que manobrou sozinho e foi embora, mesmo sem motor.

E só parou quando chegou na casa do senador.

the processes he received because of his jokes

who

What's your state?
Most PSL candidates will be fine, PRTB is General Mourão's party.

BAHIA
17 Bolsonaro
25 Zé Ronaldo
200 Irmão Lázaro
170 Comandante Rangel
1717 Dayane Pimentel
17555 Capitão Bosco

Kenyan Obama's half brother

Cease and Desist and gag lawsuits issued by PT/PSOL politicians he mocked throughout his career.

stop fucking up the thread subject you double nigger. It's /hue/volution

"hurr durr muh savior of Brazil" "I am (((conservative))) so i support the only country in middle east that has gay parade in Tel Aviv".

I will vote on Eymael or Daciolo.Bolsonaro is good only for the lulz.

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IS this Twerking- screaming Tranny your average Haddad voter ?

twitter.com/RomagagaGuidini/status/1047318325456510976?s=19

there is an interesting discussion about how someone with positive views towards Islam shouldn't have the LGTB vote , one hue claims that Gays in Brazil die at alarming rates while other says that BR has a murder rate of 60K and that the gay murders are cherry picking

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Ah, nobody.

Leftist cries in the shower after xer dad proclaims his support for Bolso.

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Can I get a quick rundown on this guy?

>Daciolo
BASED. But (((he))) will probably win anyway, so it doesn't matter. That's what we get for being whores to westerners.