PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - SMUGGEST COCAINE TURTLE EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
promiseskept.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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ARCHIVE LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

>Bannon: Trump @War re-up 9/28/18
youtu.be/TODyyR5GRqw

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump post-vote MAGA Rally in Topeka KS (RSBN LIVE) 10/6/18
youtu.be/ahcaXx02STM
>Pres Trump speaks before departing DC 10/6/18
youtu.be/Fm-1cXCiI9Q
>Senate votes to Confirm SCotUS Justice Kavanaugh 10/6/18
youtu.be/O7XtthDPaV8
>FLotUS Melania arrives in Egypt 10/6/18
youtu.be/NxX93AG1Beg
>FLotUS Melania visits Kenyan elephant orphanage 10/5/18
pscp.tv/w/1yNxaXNMNrRJj
>GOPAd: Their Answer Was Always No 10/5/18
youtu.be/rGo-2MczHhg
>Women For Trump Summit in DC 10/5/18
c-span.org/video/?452538-1/
>Sen Collins speech on Judge Kavanaugh 10/5/18
youtu.be/ZUEPFO6zgGM
>PressSec Sarah on FoxNews 10/5/18
youtu.be/V9Kct6O7WgQ
>PressSec Sarah Outside WH 10/5/18
c-span.org/video/?452580-1/
>AsstSoS Singh/UndSoS Hale @ACE 10/5/18
youtu.be/wDhWnqFzeYU
>Naval Aviation and Combat Readiness @CSIS 10/5/18
c-span.org/video/?452539-1/
>NECDir Kudlow Outside WH 10/5/18
c-span.org/video/?452566-1/
>NECDir Kudlow on FBN 10/5/18
youtu.be/CbVCtn54vYI
>Senate votes on cloture for Judge Kavanaugh 10/5/18
youtu.be/27h71CqVlmY
>KAC on F&F 10/5/18
youtu.be/ZFDewX4EsuU
>WHTradeDir Navarro on FBN 10/5/18
youtu.be/Se-wMbWACQk
youtu.be/dh7AVlFFEXM
youtu.be/5-2QJmdDA2Q

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MAGA

THREAD THEME:
youtube.com/watch?v=ZC3W1lZpSmY

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So fucking close

Always play this when Trump wins... always increases the energy.

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>SALT FOR THE SALT GOD
TEARS FOR THE THRONE
>SALT FOR THE SALT GOD
TEARS FOR THE THRONE
>SALT FOR THE SALT GOD
TEARS FOR THE THRONE
>SALT FOR THE SALT GOD
TEARS FOR THE THRONE
>SALT FOR THE SALT GOD
TEARS FOR THE THRONE

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AWOOO

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WINNING

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REMINDER

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First for melania's trip to egypt.

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MAGA

WOMEN. WILL. NOT. FORGET

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MAGA desu

What's the first case he'll preside over?

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I prayed for happenings. God has answered our prayers boys, it's almost RWDS time.

Well, that's enough reality for me for one day. Back into VR I go.

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maga

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Trump Rally at 7:30 PM ET

Live streams:

>youtube.com/watch?v=1kPtrXgbXTA FNC

>youtube.com/watch?v=aDAF340eFIs NBC

>youtube.com/watch?v=ahcaXx02STM RSBN

>c-span.org/video/?452582-1/president-trump-holds-rally-topeka-kansas

>abcnews.go.com/live/video/special-live-3?cid=HP_LB_THUMB

>abclive1-lh.akamaihd.net/i/abc_live03@423397/index_4000_av-b.m3u8

RSBN and ABC already live

>there are actual trannies itt right this moment
What the fuck

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PRESS B TO BOOF ON RAPE SURVIVORS
B

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Stay awake with covfefe

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A SWORD DAY! A RED DAY! ERE THE SUN RISES!

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LAST TWO SONGS ON RALLY AUDIO:
>"Rocketman"
>"Keep on Rockin' in the Free World"

WE MAY ACTUALLY BE ABOUT TO SEE THE END OF THE KOREAN WAR

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PRESS F for all the roasties who's lives have been extinguished by Brett Kavanaugh

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>Trump will never run
>Trump will never win New Hampshire
>Trump will never release his financials
>Trump will never breach 25%
>Trump will never win SC
>Trump will never breach 50%
>Trump will never reach 1237
>Trump will never be the nominee
>Trump will never predict BREXIT
>Trump will never unify the majority of the GOP
>Trump will never beat Clinton in swing states
>Trump will never reach 270
>Trump will never bring back manufacturing jobs
>Trump will never be POTUS
>Trump will never repeal Obamacare
>Trump’s press secretary will never read this out during a press briefing
-Source: youtu.be/jfD5OF0LhpA?t=2m1s
>Trump will never block the Trans-Pacific Partnership
>Trump will never stop immigration from the Middle East
>Trump will never start the bidding process for the wall
>Trump will never take action against sanctuary cities
>Trump will never get his supreme court nominee confirmed
>Trump will never deport illegal aliens
>Trump will never deport DACA recipients
>Trump will never get Democrats to agree to use Obama budget to pay for the wall
>Trump's healthcare bill will never pass house
>Trump will never get his full Cabinet in office
>Trump will never abolish Common Core
>Trump will never renegotiate our trade deals
>Trump will never get two Supreme Court picks before the midterms
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>Trump's healthcare bill will never pass senate
>Trump will never finish the wall
>Trump will never survive the 4 years
>Trump will never win a second term
>Trump will never Repeal Birthright Citizenship
>Trump will never Reverse the 1965 Immigration Act
>Trump will never Repeal the NFA
>Trump will never MAGA
>Trump will never MEGA
>Trump will never be considered the greatest American president
>Trump will never colonize Mars
>Trump will never colonize the Milky Way
>Trump will never deport the xeno scum
>Trump will never build a space wall

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Someone please put the "you left-wing leaning parasite" LA Noire pasta on this photo of Cocaine.

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Shoulda left that point out

POST YOUR BEST VICTORY DANCES!

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>forgot pic

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I need the rally!

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RUNNIN WITH A CRAZY CROWD

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I swear half of those commenters are Jow Forumsacks stirring up shit.

>Melania isn't ugly

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Rate my OC.

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Guys...they wouldn't do that to Lindsey, would they? Gosh, the left would use homophobic and transphobic slurs? That's...that's ridiculous! Why would they do that, it's who they defend!

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The turtle part I get. But the cocaine part?

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Vaginal salt is now discounted

Delusion. Half of that shit hasn't happened.

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>Judge Garlic
SAY HI TO SHANNON, EVERYONE!
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With a mouth like that Awoo could succ everything.

Truthful banter.

10/10

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Who else /comfyandsafe/ for the snibbedings tonight?

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What's his name, lads?

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Yeah it's getting worse by the minute too; it's my last batch of salt til rally time when it'll settle down

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This, unironically

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woah

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Any qt MAGA traps wanna Snap or hook-up and cuddle?

>all these people surprised we are a Republic
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We must bear it Lithuania until the Pence forces arrive

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>The NFA will be repealed in your lifetime

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Bretty spooky.

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I love Shannyanne

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MARVIN GAYE

>in the Hillary timeline, Justice Obama has just been confirmed

8/10 bretty gud

GARRETT MORRIS

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If we hold the Senate, we get 3 more justices right?

STOP YOUR SLANDER

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Twinks in thigh highs also welcome.

DEATH TO CHINA AND THE #METHOT MOVEMENT

He really likes Cocaine.

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Lol look at him, what a virgin!

Woman get me another beer

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best girl

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May they reap the whirllwind

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REMINDER

Kavanaugh will be sworn TODAY

HMmm

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kek

Would you look at that paved road! And they say Mexico is a third world country, pffft.

DID OUR GUY WIN?

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this but unironically

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Don Blankenship

I love how the guests that frequently go on Kennedy have no problem saying Jow Forums tier banter, I mean does Fox Business really not care what they say? Its fucking hilarious.

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F

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KEK

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His name was......... Antonin Scalia

Must be true, rbg always asleep

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I like beer :^)

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Marinated Garlic.

WHOA THERE SOMEBODY SHUT THIS BAD GOY DOWN

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kek

I think he just murdered the Deep State.

It was just a prank, bro.

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When are AWBs and magazine capacity restrictions ruled unconstitutional? How long for 50 state CCW reciprocity?

>women will never forge-

Such a comfy night