Kraut/pol/ & AfD General - Relaxed Saturday Night Edition

>upcoming state elections
Bavaria: Oct. 14 2018 #ltwby
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/landtage/bayern.htm
Hesse: Oct. 28 2018 #ltwhe
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/landtage/hessen.htm
>Bavarian and Hessian goys may sign up as election observers
wahlbeobachtung.de/

>Polls
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/

>Meme Collections
postimg.cc/gallery/nhhpfo06/
myalbum.com/album/GQh1fBMtneIw

>Counter culture
youtube.com/watch?v=3QsQdKKB-cg
gab.ai/xurious
radical-esthetique.tumblr.com/
de-de.kikebook.com/WolfPMSneu/
arcadimagazin.de/

>Get active
afd.de/mitglied-werden/
identitaere-bewegung.de/mitglied-werden/
einprozent.de/mitmachen

>AfD rekking shitlibs in the Reichstag (english sub)
youtube.com/watch?v=sQlI281RY58
youtube.com/watch?v=GOCpLe1rGIk
youtube.com/watch?v=wZ66coDh14s

>AfD speeches in Bundestag (german)
[post 3 most recent and most shitposty/redpilling/dank speeches]
youtube.com/watch?v=G_67-sqD0h8
youtube.com/watch?v=oLuNr93-yJg

>Einzelfall map, case log
google.com/maps/d/viewer?ll=50.81216753012352,11.303021784765633&z=6&mid=13VaJa8XDU1vklF9xamz2kVQNJxk

>Kraut/pol/ OP pasta
pastebin.com/raw/jpBzKTq8

>A f D W A V E
youtube.com/watch?v=oSZoLXHSakE
youtube.com/watch?v=f1fQtwWnvBA

>REDPILLS 4 NORMIES
faz.net/aktuell/feuilleton/debatten/integration/gastarbeiter-die-kunst-des-missverstehens-11502703.html
refcrime.info/en/Crime/Chronology
refcrime.info/en/Feed/Overview
steemit.com/@derhorus

Tasks:
Make memes and propaganda for Germany
Spread and share said propaganda and memes on social media
Always believe and have trust in Germany and the German people
Beware of defeatist and leftist trolls

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Wenn man Dir Honig ums Maul schmiert, passiert folgendes:

Einerseits trifft es deine Erwartung (du wirst fachlich absolut top tier sein und 0 bs attitude => oberstes 0.1%-0.5% in Leistung)

Andererseits wird Dir unbehaglich. "Das Lob ist die günstigste Form der Manipulation". Du erforscht gedanklich die Motive der anderen Person, überlegst, wie Du die Kontrolle zurück erlangst, und wie Du deine Leistungen umformst in etwas tangibles (Geld, Einfluss, Macht, Rechte...).

Und Du wirst eh nie zufrieden sein, jedes Resultat könnte besser sein. Manchmal schaust Du dir Ergebnisse von Dir an, die etwas älter sind, und es beeindruckt Dich dann doch selbst. Zwar würdest Du aus gesteigerter Erfahrung einiges anders machen, allerdings fragst Du dich, wie gut deine Ideen und Einsichten schon waren.

Fang mal an Vorträge oder so zu halten auf Konferenzen. Du wirst ankommen, was Du dir nicht erklären kannst (aber so gut war der Vortrag doch nicht, inhaltlich kann man das und das bessern).

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Daily reminder, brothers and sisters.

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Bump

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tay said she smokes weed, i like that
i smoke myself

wow, thats so great, please tell me more

I guess we aren't the only ones

youtube.com/watch?v=ovKVdoxfqoM

Kraut/pol/ ist kill. Just look at muh based Bavaria. Germany was a lost cause since the beginning.

>188396492
"i am not addicted i swear"

You still have to learn what an addiction is Sütti.

Tot wie das Volk!

This

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>muh based Bavaria

Only Bavarians believed this crap, but yeah, a great part of this countries population deserves everything they get.

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I am very glad that i don't know as much as you, actually.

I don't think i could live a normal life if i knew as much as you but neither can you.

Good evening guys. Just got done with my workout. What's up

A normal life is boring and you will achieve true greatness.

*you will never achieve true greatness

>live a normal life
Leave please. This is an NPC-free thread.

Yeah, like ending up totally hazed on a trainstation toilet.

You'll show us all one day, you degenerate scumbag.
>taking drugs makes you anti-NPC while all NPCs are individualist cuntstunts like Tay.
Sweet logic there, faggot.

Have you ever considered fentanyl. In the right dosage it is like weed, but cheaper

Not about drugs. This is about wanting to "live a normal life." You failed. You suck.

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hahaha fentanyl jew at it again

ones heaven is another's hell
never assume your standards to be the norm
that's NPC talk

yeah i did back in the days
wouldn't take today's stuff
stop trying to kill people Schluchtenscheißer

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Well I'm not the neet that lives on welfare. Maybe rethink your life choices Sütti but hey at least you got a Gabelstaplerschein kek.

Nope and I barely smoke

I take that as a yes. Are you looking to buy?
come on, you will like it

You should really try some krokodil sometimes. It's just like weed, I swear.

*hug*

>I take that as a yes

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>krokodil


+ You get sick 3D tattoes

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dude, stop it. Croc is industrial waste mixed together, no batch is the same. Fentanyl is a legit chemical molecule that predictably does what it should do.

*tattoos

>at least you got a Gabelstaplerschein

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I've got some Fliegenpilz in my garden, you should try it

I just want Tay to take some krokodil. It will be better for all of us.

Eat it

Fingerhut and Eibe too

second that, and like to enter the motion to live stream it.

Any counter votes?

muscarin can be fun if you get the dose right

causes headache and diarrhea
won't kill you

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So showing a little bit of humility is NPC.
your type is revolting.
Well, i couldn't afford being a neet and a multiple drug-addict like you.

I don't think your cunt is worth the dosage you need, so being neet is out of the question for the sake of fuelling your delusional state of superiority only flared by the amount and variety of drugs you take.
The door will someday hit you on the head reeeaaal strong.

Vote for Roastie suicide

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plant some Engelstrompete and make a tea

I've also got real Schlafmohn in the garden, was here already when I bought the house. I doubt the previous owner knew it was illegal. Looks pretty

>your type is revolting.
As long as we succeed and have fun while doing it, where's the problem? Don't be such a stiff normie.

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Accurate. Almost shockingly accurate ;)

Last 'achievement' in my old job was winning a presentation price for a presentation I had put ZERO effort into as by that point I did not give a flying fuck about that shit anymore.

>Schlafmohn

Don't tell that to the Hausdrachen...

Well, you are a memeflag and a druggie, so the counter is against your favor right now.
Convince me that i am wrong.

oh yeah, because doing drugs is so abnormal, no one besides you does it, snowflake.

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lets get comfy in here

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I was not talking about the drugs you brainlet

>Convince me that i am wrong.
Sure, that will be my most pressing issue now. :^)

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>lets get comfy in here

Arrived just at the right moment for that, Weidel ;)

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no contractor pays you for the effort you put into a project
the result is what matters

thanks beloved wappler
time for a oktoberfest gustl

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You could sell your incel boipussy, might be worth a few bucks if you find the right customer.

sure you weren't

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>suchbild
can't fool me

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I would like to use effort as in 'peak efficiency facility' at reasonable price as USP. Only possible if you plan everything in house. But yes, in the end only results count.

You know nothing about me

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soll ich den Grünen beitreten? Ich will mich politisch engagieren. bin zwar net für mehr flüchis und gender scheiß etc. aber Umwelt ist mir wichtig.

Might as well, thread's gone to shit. Don't need my higher mental faculties anymore here ;)

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yes, we don't know nothing about you, you know everything better, you are not a druggie, they don't understand, you can quit whenever you want, they are just jealous, i am not an addict, my cleanse consists of Weed to get off the MDMA/Coke

You are so pitiful.

Pic related

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Why do you German have that picture?
That is a picture which was used in a Japanese TV program...

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If you haven't found at least five secrets, you haven't looked.

>You are so pitiful.
Well at least I'm not a fucking poorfag that will never achieve anything in his life. You are a loser Sütti, off yourself

let me boost the thread by my sheer presence

and you 2 guys are fighting again? like wtf
cut the crap kameraden

youtube.com/watch?v=nucxlQSIXGk

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efficiency, yes, yes
over-engineering usually never pays off over the long run
artificial problems and stuff
the most direct approach will suffice 99% of the time
and that is coming from someone who charges per hour

>You are so pitiful.
Get a life. I mean, loosen up and get some experience. You're like those stupid Muzzie kids that try to be more Islamic than the next. You're all the same kind of people. Terrible.

digits force you.
Try to get them hooked on fentanyl

Superior swamp-german reporting in. anything intresting happened in Germany as of late?

The NSDAP was the first environmental party in Germany.

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Mass brawl in Ulm between 40 'young men'

Already noticed that. Never keep yourself up with fancy stuff. Have to find the sweet spots were established and rugged processes interact in a synergistic manner. Tricky stuff. The beauty is, if it is not cost effective in a certain case you still can offer the singular rugged design.

its pretty obvious how you two can help each other

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>You are a loser
It'll be hard paying for your magical death-b-gone syringe if you are dependant on at least 3 different drugs at once, you know. you can call me a loser, since i'll be laughing all the way to the bank because for someone who is so afraid of mediocrity and death, you'll die rather quick by the lifestyle you lead than anyone else.

You have no room here, Tay. you are a degenerate whore and you should be treated as such, everyone who gives you the time of day is wasting his time with a backstabbing drug addict who will die so quick that wasting positive emotions on you will only burden everyone around you with utter sorrow that someone despicable as you left them alone on this earth.

But hey, what do i know. If its not your life expectancy, its suddenly that non degenerates are boring. you'll die quicker than any of my negative thought could ever gestate into suicidal tendencies, and frankly i want to wait to see how long it takes until the truth catches up with you.

let her take the drugs
t. thread jew

Good idea.
It's like telling a suicidal jumper to do a fucking cannonball into the pavement.

thanks
didnt notice that
loading my twitter guns now

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Sütti just get laid already, maybe you will be more chill afterwards. You are 25 years old and unfucked, that's not healthy

>Get laid
Get dead.

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Lange Messer wann?

why is there a higher number of namefags in krautpol compared to britpol or other countries' threads?

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>Tay: created Kraut/pol/
>Pirate memeflag (me): opened this thread
What do you, Sütti, have to offer?

discord

It's not my fault you are an incel

I bet you are all around 40 y/o greying and balding fgts.

Krautism

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>Yeah, we have lives and you are just a loser
>tfw their only accomplishment is getting a job to fuel their drug addiction and make a thread on a mongolian basket-weaving forum for losers left and right, but the drug addicts believe they're living the high life and are better than the rest.

YOU CANT UNFUCK RETARDED

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I am not in (((discord)))

in fact, for me this holds true

>25 years old and unfucked
>t. 40 years old, childless, friendless and depends on Jow Forums for socialization
Wew, lad.

Dinner. Suck it.

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Is that shrimp?

I'm younger than you all think

It is a market research OP/ soapopera
btw, interested in fentanyl

can we meme the V partei to get any traction just for the lulz?

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>and you are just a loser
You can change that, you know?
>better than the rest.
We actually are.

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"Beyond Borders"
> leftie detected

tay is taking drugs just so she can believe she actually remembers the last time somebody fucked her while she is putting a huge cold-as-fuck dildo into her disgusting hole that is an excuse for a vag

is that plastic again?

come on both of you
you two guys are clearly vip's and honorary members of kraut/pol/
do you really want to do infights like our enemies?

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Yesterday's "salad of shame" and now this.