What is the difference between Americans and Canadians

>5% in southern regions
kek, only Vancouver can boast about lack of snow due to the ocean and mountain effects

>americans
american
>canadians
not american

That is the basis of our cultural identity.

Don't forget that the USA is also the ONLY free country in the world, and so that means Canada is another one of the countless 3rd world communist dictatorship banana republics.

I think the best place to examine the difference between Americans and Canadians is the functions of law that make it illegal to fuck dogs in America but perfectly legal in Canada.

Americans don't fuck their pets.

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Canadians don't realize they're Americans

America seceded from the UK in 1776.
Canada seceded from the UK in 1982.

canada is filled with chinks and america is filled with mexicans

Canada has repressive gun laws.

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Some of them do, mostly women and their dogs. Sometimes horses.

Freedom. Jk that's the difference between Christ's and Satan's children.

North American Union (excluding Mexico) when?

>North American Union (excluding Mexico) when?
Never.

wrong
the majority of women make love with their doggos when no one is around

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I say we include Mexico just so long as it's agreed that we can wage full war on their cartels.

>Your whole identity is based around proving you're not American
That must suck, spending all that time proving a negative sounds time consuming.

in canada youre allowed to do this

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1.14 inches of average penis length #America

God damn you Germany

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canadians are cunts and yanks are pretty cool people usually

use this

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t. Canuck shitposter

You're only allowed to get oral sex from you dog, not fuck him

Their flag..unless you mean Quebec

fuckin kek

They've been doing this shit for a very long time. Back in the damn 40s or 50s my grandfather was a firefighter in Kansas City. He told me about this fire he arrived at, at an apartment complex. They were going door to door, getting people out, and they went into this one apartment, where this giant Great Dane was fucking hooked up to a woman, and was dragging her around the apartment, he was freaking out over the commotion, but was knotted in the woman. They were all laughing and disgusted at the same time.

canadian ecelebs are used to subvert right wing alt media in the US because china and this is the gayest fuckin country ever

It's not the majority but it's enough women that's it a known thing.

What in tarnation

You can't fuck dogs in Canada, but they can fuck you.

yeah youre right. we get fucked, we dont fuck

>Don't forget that the USA is also the ONLY free country in the world
This is correct. People in Canada throw around the term "free speech", but it doesn't exist here. The supreme court ruled that neither the truth nor sincerely held beliefs can protect you from our anti-free speech laws.
>Truthful statements can be presented in a manner that would meet the definition of hate speech, and not all truthful statements must be free from restriction. Allowing the dissemination of hate speech to be excused by a sincerely held belief would provide an absolute defence and would gut the prohibition of effectiveness.
>source: scc-csc.lexum.com/scc-csc/scc-csc/en/item/12876/index.do

The cultural marxists seem to have limitless energy when it comes to pointless kvetching. I don't see much difference between the countries though. If you were dropped in a random midwestern city it wouldn't be immediately apparent which country you were in. There's probably far more regional variation within the countries (ie southern, maritime, Quebecois, etc) than overall differences between them.

god damn are they really that fucked up? I know so many childless women who have dogs but i thought it was the maternal instinct needing a baby not a fucktoy. Please tell me you're joking

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this

about 40 pounds on average

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IIRC Paul From once argued that the free speech difference is in his opinion one of the key deficiencies in Canada's legal structure that hamstrings the ability to achieve the same level of operation as in the US.

It's a good point to make in this day and age of slow creeping global censorship (including self-censorship like PC culture or living in fear of having your millstone taken if you said the wrong thing.)

They drive on the left side of the road

Pls, if you're going to count it like that than you might as well say we never seceded. For all practical purposes we seceded in 1931. We entered World War 2 on our own accord.

Canadians are off-brand Americans, except generally more leftist.

One is a 24/7 a joke, the other is a 24/7 dumpster fire

One main difference I've noticed between the countries is the amount of open space we have here. It's stupifying sometimes to look in one direction and know it's only forest for a thousand kilometers.

Between the people Canadians are not as patriotic. We barely even know our own history.

Canada: neochinks and pseudofrogs
America: neobeaners and pseudojews+niggers

Canadians are commies and Americans can afford to eat meat every day.

>What is the difference between Americans and Canadians

There is none. Canadians are Americans.

As someone who loves asian women, I'll take the half breeds over the ones with zero european in them

Oh shit man I know the real difference. Canadians celebrate thanks giving today as God intended where as Americans celebrate it in November like jews

I made fun of a woman who seemed to have that tendency once. Told her to get a pawprint tattoo. She did.... :(

canadian history is brutal. zzzz zzz... the most boring is when they start into the aboriginal history and you go to a museum and its like those fuckin bland old native blankets and feathers with super boring old wood furniture

real Canadian speak french and pretty baséd.
t. je m'appel Gabriel

canadians are americans that pride themselves on the silly belief that they arent american

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its because they dont tell you about the french Canadian you oppresseur trou war and segregation

Not sure exactly what you mean by "level of operation", but I'd say there's a lot more to it. These are some innate challenges we have, jsut off the top of my head
>lousy climate
>vast tracts of sparsely populated land, infrastructure is way less efficient when you need 5x as much highway to connect 1/10 as many people
>disparate cultures and special interests entrenched in the founding of the country (the anglo-franco-native diversity has never been a source of strength, only tension, and pandering to special interests is of insurmountably high priority in Canadian politics)

The lack of basic liberty like free speech certainly doesn't help, but free speech wasn't officially killed by the supreme court until 2013 (see the ruling in my previous post).

A more under the surface cultural difference I see between Americans and Canadians, is that americans are (or were at least) raised with the history of their revolutionary heroes and see their rights as something that had to be fought for. Our version of the constitution, The Charger of Rights and Freedoms is a joke, they even added a provision allowing the government to revoke any part of it as they see fit if at any point the need should arise.

winter doesn't hit in the south until mid January
prior to that it's a monotony of cold fall days

The initial maritime explorations and all that usually makes for a pretty neat section in a museum that would otherwise just be a collection of cold clothes and arrowheads and whatever.

The baseline on community vs individual is more toward community in all things. That's natural as you go to harsher climate. So between Minnesota and like Southern Ontario for example, not much difference. Big difference in outlook between say Tennessee and Chicoutimi.

Also, no single founding ethnicity has meant mental gymnastics in accommodation for centuries where the rest of the world is having to face it for the first time.

Gross generalizations, obviously.

Red man's history is even more boring/non existent

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I say this with American Relatives and living on a border town. Americans are a lot more Ghetto than Canadians. If you take out the minorities and just judge the Euro Descended Americans they are still assholes

Who does?

Imagine what a mess the border crossings would be if they had to come up with interchanges for people to switch sides of the roads?

No, you're assholes by being too nice. Passive aggressive, holier than thou fucks.

Itd be a shitshow. I know china and russia drive on opposite sides, i wonder what the border is like there

One of my favorite programs that showcased Canadian history and culture wasn't even Canadian. Ray Mears and the BBC did a series called "Northern Wilderness" that details the lives and methods of great Canadian (well, british, but whatever there was no "canadian" technically back then) explorers who charted the routes that the country was built on. Guys like Samuel Hearne, John Rae, and David Thompson. Absolute legends that should be household names in this country, but are virtually unheard of.

Too bad the CBC wastes all our money pumping out turbofaggotry, instead of producing a single program this country could be proud of.

>ghetto = being an asshole
I don't even disagree with you that northerners are assholes, but how is being a dick the same as being ghetto?

I am sorry I am too busy watching Hijaj on the Prarie and thinking of how wonderful islam and how much it has built the core canadian values

Canada: a people's history was probably the last good thing the CBC made

fuck yeah. the cbc is so fucking infuriating. have you ever heard rita celli and her lunch time call in show? its.... AHHHH!!!! man she is something. she is so fucking.. i dont even have words to describe

I wonder how they go about combining their gay agenda into their islamic agenda. Does that show have a transsexual lesbian imam by chance?

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You're telling me Little Mosque on the Prairie wasn't a Canadian classic? Fucking conservative bigots.

its on cbc radio.. my parents been listeniong to that forever. ontario today its called. its literally the most cancerous fuckin bitch. she is so belligerent on her show. if you cannot stand people being interrupted constantly, this will make your brain melt

>Canada: a people's history
I'll check it out, thanks.
I don't consume any of their programming (might listen to some classical music if they're playing it on their radio station while I'm flipping through), I imagine it would be bad for my blood pressure.

We have much smaller penises.

Is it, dare I say, quintessentially Canadian?

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Why do you have to be an asshole?

radio 2 has some cool classical numbers usually during he day but i cant listen to anything but podcasts anymore since its all mostly just propaganda

A difference in one of our most fundamental political values - Freedom. America tends more to absolute freedom in law and in being a republic, Canada tends more to less absolute freedom and is really more of a mix of English and French political and legal traditions in law, instead of being more of an independent experiment politically and legally

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I remember a thread where a leaf said that he was scared of getting raked while in America. I've got news for all of you: nobody gives a shit about you being Canadian. You say it like you want some recognition or something. NOBODY CARES! Are we supposed to? We don't! You'd might as well come from California! THAT'S how we view Canadians. They don't even tell tell us anymore, because they know they'll get a reaction that basically says, "Ok... and?"

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I am descended from David Thompson.

i go to the states and people here me tallk and then someone will say " you must be from across the pond" and i say yeah im a faggot nigger

CBC radio has been garbage since Brave New Waves was cancelled.

it used to be so comfy when your driving late at night and listening too

I was for overtaking them and making them a part of the USA, but they are a bunch of leftist faggots.

One of them has good health care and the other doesn't.

>across the pond
That means from the other side of the Atlantic. Or have people from right next to the great lakes managed to bungle this into meaning the lake?

The accent differences can be pretty funny though. A lot of times you'd never really know or something just sounds off a bit, but then eventually somebody will be talking along and then say ABOOT or whatever that sticks out like a sore thumb, and that's always funny.

Some guy did it at that DOJ press conference the other mornig. wtf why is there a big fat leaf accent at a US press conference?

hah yeah, im aware of the meaning. its funny for sure. most leafs can tell right away where each other is from similar to other countries' dialects

I have no idea wtf you're taking about.

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on that note though, i dont think leafs are aware of accent pin pointing locations as well as, say the brits or americans. i think a lot of NPC types cannot tell a BC leaf to a southern ontario to a northern ontario or a prairie leaf.

I don't think I've ever heard someone unironically pronounce it 'aboot' or seen bagged milk in this country. I think they're both strictly maritime idiosyncrasies. Haven't traveled to the east coast yet.

About 20 average IQ points more on the American side.