/hue/volution - put the meat and the beer back in the fridge edition

Lembrete que esse é o único som que importa até as eleições novamente:
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Nigga I save after every layer is finished. Between the xfc file that I have now and the one I did 30min ago with the 100% done art I had 20+ saves.

Gimp fucked me up

How are your close leftists reacting?
They're being a quality salt mine, here.

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>46,26
IT KEEPS DROPPING HAHAHAHAHAHH FUCKING WH*TES THINK THEY CAN REALLY WIN!

Lembrete que o Bolsonaro não tem chances.

Segundo turno ele perde de 10%. Pode tirar screenshot e guardar.

GENTEEE
EU QUERO UMA JOVEM PARA EU CASAR
Aonde eu pego? Como eu pego de la pra eles vem aqui no USA?

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reagir agora é idiotice
deixa rolar o segundo turno pra acabar as opções democráticas. quanto mais viadagem eles aprontarem, mais justificada vai ser a resposta.

>Alckmin will probably stay neutral together with other centrists
In other words: supporting PT under the table

Oof. Yeah again, no idea how Gimp works. All the shit I do is on Paint.net or Photoshop.

Me posting cute Rio girl again.

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Dude my cousins are like OMG he's a fascist a racist he hates black people he's literally Hitler! Reminds me of when Trump won I'm loving it.

it's going to be funnier after the 2nd round. right now they still harbor hope that they can turn things around (and there's still a chance, so i hope bolsonaro doesn't let his guard down)

Where's Bolsonaro to pressure the investigation of the voting machines? Don't pull an Aécio on us Jair, come the fuck on.

BREAKING NEWS

HADDAD REACHES 29,2%

REMINDER THAT 3 HOURS AGO HE HAD 26,3%
oantagonista.com/eleicoes-2018/

Wait until the second round is over to chimpout, if needed. Don't do it now.

Literally just go anywhere in Brazil and every single woman will want to suck your cock just so she can go live with you in the USA.

Um haddad no governo que foi montado aqui seria um Haddad que não pode fazer merda nenhuma pra ser sincero.
Você tem que lembrar que deputado nesse pais tem super poderes, e os aliados do PT são bem poucos agora.
Sim, o Psol cresceu um pouquinho, mas foi dumpado uns 80 ali que não vão obedecer o cachorro do PT nem a pau.

I'm ready for 4 years of salty tears.

Você bateu a cabeça e entrou no tinder ou algo do tipo?

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

plenty of thots would marry you for a green card

Yes,the thing was still counting the northeast votes.

Salty as fuck. My favorite is all the closet PT people changing their FB picture from Ciro to Haddad. And all the salt on instagram. Oh man, that's enough for a million churrascos.

May a Mexican disembowel your mother.

>most candidates for congress are centrist af.
>swing left and right depending on money.
>thinks bolsonaro is gonna do something

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Will pocket manage to dodge the debates in these three weeks? He has nothing to gain and everything to lose by going to them.

Congrats to all the PrincePosters and SP bros who helped.
We got the madman elect. He said there will be a livestream tomorrow.

youtube.com/watch?v=rrfVz5IC0N0

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>99.8% counted
It's done, user. Even with Haddad+Ciro they don't have more votes than Bolsonaro alone. Now lets focus on the second round campaign.

BREAKING NEWS #2

(((CIRO))) WILL SUPPORT HADDAD
politica.estadao.com.br/noticias/eleicoes,ciro-indica-apoio-a-haddad-ele-nao-sem-duvida,70002537980

>dodge the debates
He really shouldn't.

My bubble is all pro PT.

They are bursting in tears and talking about moving out.

Nigga even I would marry your ass just to get into America

Pic related. I voted for Daciolo but it's been fun seeing them sperg out.

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Boi, Bala, Bíblia

get fucked

I hope Lula ends like Gaddafi.

Well, that's expected. Meanwhile, his VP said she's not supporting anyone
oantagonista.com/brasil/katia-abreu-sem-animo/

Bolso has already has congress majority from the Bull, Bullet and Bible fronts you dumb memeflagger.

I have already said that, he is against the "Nazista filho da puta".

I can't see him winning any debate, especially if Haddad manages to avoid "muh Lula" for a fucking day

So pretty much PT and a bunch of meme commie parties? PSDB is not against Bolsonaro, Doria just made a tweet supporting him.

Deputados estaduais por São Paulo

A maioria de direita e centro direita

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EU TO AVISANDO DESSA MERDA TEM 20 TOPICOS. MAS TA TODO MUNDO ME CHAMANDO DE LOUCO.

Segundo turno não funciona assim caramba.
Só pelo fato do Brasil ser Brasil um candidato de direita não vai ganhar aqui tão cedo.

Nas próximas pesquisas, vamos ter Haddad com 45% e Bolsonaro com 33%
Porque é assim que essa merda de pais funciona.

>I can't see him winning any debate
He fared very well in the debates he managed to go, and he was the best one in the JN interview.
>Haddad not using the "muh Lula" thing
He can't. That's literally the reason he's even in second round.

that's a horrible idea. haddad is an incompetent debater, and bolsonaro performed well in the debates he went to. not only that, but it'd be really terrible for his campaign. that's a free way to attack him and make him lose a lot of center votes imo

As with anything, Bolsonaro should not go into those debates to win.
He should go to those to press the Haddad buttons and make him give angry german noises.

>Nas próximas pesquisas, vamos ter Haddad com 45% e Bolsonaro com 33%
Se for assim então melhor começar a guerra civil ou regime militar antes do dia 28

mas o Haddad é um lixo, duvido que ele ganhe

>Completely terrified of violence and muh ditadura
>Maringhella is fine though
Leftists are mentally ill

They're salty as fuck Cirone lost, all the while calling people homophobic and racist. Ironic.

So, have you guys started to gather all the dirty information about PT and Haddad to flood social mídia for the next 3 weeks?

also bolsonaro has a lot of ammo on haddad
haddad only has weak ad hominem that even the average voter is tired of IE : racist sexist homophobic etc

creatures like Bolsonaro belong to the dustbin of history

I've been to Brazil user. My entire family is fucking Brazilian. Not the case
A sua mae bateu o cabeca na Minha cama caralho
Unless you "Uma jovem" you can fuck outta here miss me with that gay shit
And yet no thots are hitting me up

GENTE EU PRECISO DE UMA JOVEM NA MINHA VIDA COMO MARIDO

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There are plenty of young Brazilians in the USA. FL is a good place to start.

>Bolsonaro com 33%
Holy shit, you are delusional. Or maybe you're a retard and think you're smart, since you thought you were being some visionary by saying Ciro would support Haddad. Profeta do óbvio.

ITS OVER

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You would know a lot about dustbins, pinko

>FUCKING WH*TES
Thanks for the compliment, user
We'll need all the positivity we can get!

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>JOVEM NA MINHA VIDA COMO MARIDO
HHHMHHHMHMHMH

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Pls translate, also quick rundown on Maringhella? Sorry for being a dumb amerimutt

yeah i think if pt tries using that on bolsonaro, it will only give him more votes like the elenao shit rofl

so that would mean pt would have to discuss the actual platform, and they'd be fucked too since they have some venezula-tier shit there

honestly, as long as bolsonaro doesn't do anything incredibly retarded, i don't see how he can lose

You just said that my mother hit her head on your bed, I don't even know what the fuck you mean by that

>all fronts owned by Jews

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Debate
>Haddad saying the evil nazis want to kill poor
>Bolsonaro saying Lula is having sex with Haddad's wife

SOMEONE TELL OLAVO DE CARVALHO TO INSTRUCT BOLSONARO HOW TO WIN THE LIVE DEBATE

those retarded cirofags think bolsonaro is bad at debates based on nothing, and that ciro spewing lies with that disgusting accents is an 'expert debater'

bolsonaro did great in the Jornal Nacional interview, in the Globo News interview, and in the last Roda Viva he went to
He did fine the two debates, established himself as the candidate for the evangelicals, that was his only goal

Nigger fucking ANY A N Y girl would marry you to get a fucking greencard. Go on social media, hit Tinder, whatever. You'll get one in no time. Also, your Portuguese sucks. Just type in English, please.

you gotta make it clear you're actually american and not just a brazilian that lives in the us
bitches go cray for that green card

>Nas próximas pesquisas, vamos ter Haddad com 45% e Bolsonaro com 33%
Not if B17 campaing focus on corruption, abortion, urban violence and kitgay

That was expected

>honestly, as long as bolsonaro doesn't do anything incredibly retarded and PT doesn't fraud the process, i don't see how he can lose
Fixed and agreed.

>EU TO AVISANDO DESSA MERDA TEM 20 TOPICOS. MAS TA TODO MUNDO ME CHAMANDO DE LOUCO.
So retardado ta te chamando de louco. Ciro e chupa ovo dessa galera ai desde sempre. Ele ta puto com o Bolsonaro por que o capitao conseguiu o que ele sempre sonhou, subir sem ter que chupar o pau de ninguem.

Que delícia, um governo de 4 anos que não vai sair porra nenhuma do papel, tudo sendo um grande esforço pra impedir o presidente de fazer qualquer coisa, vai dar super certo que nem o Temer

I'm a girl and i'd marry you user

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eh um insulto bom, ele esta dizendo que comeu sua mae

i suppose. i don't think they can though.

Is his name really Mamãe Falei?

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>I'm a girl
Show feminine penis pls

>I'm a girl
Post tits or fuck off

Vai ser uma bosta de fato.
Mas 4 anos depois vai ter eleição de novo, ao contrario do que seria se fosse um PT full power.

Its his Jewtube channel.

>460 mil votos
Puta merda a coisa mais fácil hoje em dia é eleger candidatos de direita
A gente só precisa de candidatos. Se depender do norte, centro-oeste, sul e sudeste não vai ter mais nenhum candidato comunista eleito

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>que comeu sua mae
Minha mãe é feia pra caralho, boa sorte pra ele

O PSL TA COM 51 DEPUTADOS CARALHOOOO
DE LITERALMENTE 1 EM 2014.
A FORÇA DO BOLSONARO É MUITO GRANDE
ATÉ EU QUE SOU DE DIREITA TO LITERALMENTE TREMENDO

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>Haddad com 45% e Bolsonaro com 33%
oh yes the magic trick of vanishing votes

> girl

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I know who he is. I'm asking whether his name is really Mamãe Falei or not.
I mean, it's registered on TSE as such.

This. Tem um lack terrível de trap threads por aqui. I wish all faggots on Jow Forums migrated to Jow Forums.

serio q a merda do mamae falei foi eleito? sei nao hein

>i don't think they can though.
Well, they're a lot less powerful than they were in 2014, that's for sure. Today was really fishy, though, with that stationary 68% counted votes, the 48 > 46 > 48 shift...
Let's hope for the best, though.

Please be SC

I wanna see Haddad go to his house for the debate if he says he is still not feeling well.

The good thing about his poop bag is that we'll get full view of him shitting himself whenever someone asks him a concrete questions about his policies.

Todos querem mamar.