/hue/volution - Redpill the northeast Edition

Thread theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=c2qTPZ3jZtI

Bolsonaro vs. Haddad run-off in 3 weeks
We managed to elect over 50 of /ourguys/!

>1st round results
Jair Bolsonaro 46,26%
Fernando Haddad 28,95%
Ciro Gomes 12,51%
Geraldo Alckmin 4,78%
João Amoêdo 2,52%
Cabo Daciolo 1,26%
Henrique Meirelles 1,21%
Marina Silva 1,00%
Alvaro Dias 0,81%


-- BACKGROUND --
Jair Bolsonaro is front-runner for president of Brazil. He is a conservative Christian, former army captain and the only candidate free from involvement in corruption. He's pro-gun legislation and whats the liberalization of the economy with a Chicago boy as minister and to align Brazil to the American foreign policy (fuck Cuba, Venezuela, Palestine and China). He's stable in the Israeli hospital after being stabbed in the guts by a former member of PSOL (Socialism and Liberty Party) and undergoing emergency surgery.

Memes by Bolsonaro:
>Pinochet should have killed more people
>Historical debt towards slavery? I didn't enslave anyone.
>The Portuguese didn't enslave blacks, but blacks enslaved themselves.
>I wouldn't rape you because you are ugly and you don't deserve it.
>Do you burn the donut? I don't care! Be happy! Hugs for you!

Plans for a new constitution:
archive.li/y5zvD
archive.li/0oTSD

>English Subtitled videos of his famous memes:
youtu.be/041YPJI5zz8
youtu.be/BFMAKMQ66p0
youtu.be/W7v7s-_6lmE

Bolsonaro's government plan (in English):
pastebin.com/0pPpsJ1H

>US Youtubers about Bolsonaro
youtu.be/DiWL8ulm5o8
youtu.be/oCk9nH8qkss
youtu.be/2qZ4e1qXjnQ

Previous thread:

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Como eu saio dessa porra de país?

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Aaaaaaaahhhhh chega tenho que acordar 5:30 da manhã

Nara when?

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Monta na minha rola que eu te catapulto pra venezuela

You don't. You're here forever.

that pic
NOVOmacho facepalming.jpg

Não votei no malddad, filho da puta

i'm just honestly happy ciro didn't make it to second round.
i unironically prefer haddad over him.

Tenho cidadania portuguesa. Serve?

EU AINDA PRECISA DE UMA JOVEM
COMA ESPOSA
Please help. Thanks.

GENTEEE EU PRECISOOOO.

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Venezuelan border is wide open

Alguém com verdadeira habilidades de photoshop pode fazer isso direito?

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choose the new Nara!

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>I elected a prince in my my lifetime

Feels good bros.

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talk to girls

FODENDO SEGUNDO TURNO

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Alckmin teve 5 milhões de votos.
Amoedo + Daciolo tiveram quase 4 milhões de votos

Precisamos de 3 milhões do Alckmin e pelo menos 1 milhão do Amoedo + Daciolo pra vencer no primeiro turno

Amém nação Brasileira? Vamos conseguir.

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Will Bolsonaro invade Venezuela to topple Maduro?

como*
is confusing but this is how it goes

So wil Alckmin voters vote towards Bolsonaro? It seems most of the small parties are left wing, it seems like only Diacolo voters and NOVO voters will vote for him

>tenha um QI de pelo menos 100
>faça doutorado numa federal/estadual minimamente reconhecida
>faça pós-doc numa uni americana
>networking
>seja convidado a dar aulas em alguma low/average-tier uni americana
Pronto. Ou deixa de ser um fagote e percebe que sua vida vai continuar sendo uma merda em qualquer canto do mundo. Você não é infeliz simplesmente por ser brasileiro, é muito mais complicado do que isso.

Eu acho que consegui uns 10 votos pro Witzel de uns 3 dias pra cá

nem sabia que havia essa tsunami, feels good mang

good pic and good tripping

So that every single piece of media in the world compares him to Hitler and have him impeached instantly?

Some of them will, yes.

Ódio do Bem

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Segundo turno é fraude na certa, estamos lascados
A única coisa que eu vejo acontecendo é uma paralização dos caminhoneiros, grande parte deles declarou apoio ao Bolsonaro. Ou isso, ou o povo se revolta

>Bolsonaro
>impeached
>thinking he/army would allow this
This is the time to seize the continent

Stop attacking PT's voters instead of PT itself, it's toxic and won't convince anyone.

Sou descendente italiano e minha avó é italiana pura. Como caralhos eu me migro?

Based /ciro/fags

This is where we will build our wall

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calma negro nos ja ganhamos

Gay. As fuck.

will she win lads?

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>So wil Alckmin voters vote towards Bolsonaro?
it's split
most of the "regular" alckmin electorate migrated towards bolsonaro before the 1st round

meirelles and alckmin's voters will turn to bolsonaro too

You should try posting your contact info and waiting for a response. Seems way better than begging every 5 seconds, eh?

>those isolated European dots in nordeste
How do they survive

>Segundo turno é fraude na certa, estamos lascados
Alguem contrata algum tarado pra comer a Rosa Weber. Na hora do sexo ele grita Bolsonaro enquanto ela goza feito uma cadela alemã

If that happens he’s got it - (ignoring fraud) I like 17’s chances

this please

Who's this semen demon?

Quick question for branon. Can /ourguy/ win the second round? What are the odds right now?

Best of luck w the huevolution

Mais eu quero qué vem de Brazil
Wow autocorrect actually corrected into Portuguese weird
Jesus fuck this is annoying. Speaking is so much easier.

COMO QUE EU PEGO UMA ESPOSA JOVEM DE BRAZIL
QUANTOS ANOS TEM? NAO QUERO SABER.

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>People suffering because of PT
>They aren't responsible for electing them
They are.

Western Hemisphere superior, yuropoors inferior

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Só o pessoal do sul organizar e invadir SP pra limpeza. Depois anexa tudo e sai da união.

talk to girls in Massachusetts

Let me put it this way: If there's no fraud, 100%.
However this is Brazil we're talking about. Fraud is our governments expertise.

Vai dar o cu porra. Ta frescando ja.

>not knowing her

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relocation or we will have to build up our navy a bit more

>Can /ourguy/ win the second round?
Yeah. Odds are great. The other guy would have to get every vote from the other candidates to be something like 4% ahead of him. And that's not happening. If they don't fraud this, we win.

Can someone tell me what happenes next. I want to be involved but i dont understand what chu niggys are saying. He won the first round so it goes to second. He needs 50% of the vote to win. Will he make it kings?

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>sul
>invadir SP
Nice one kek

Pede pro user q fez essa delicia

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ATTENTION

THIS IS HOW OUR CONGRESS LOOKS LIKE NOW

PART 1: CHAMBER OF DEPUTIES

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OK hues, I got a question. Obviously /ourguy/ over here has the majority of votes before the Second Round. But in the Second Round, what are the odds that other candidate bases go to Bolsonaro?

I've got no idea what the groups of your other parties stand for, but based on the shitposts around here, it sounds like you've got Bol's party, about 3 centrists, and the rest are commies. Odds of the regular people on the other sides coming around to Bol?

He literally just needs 5% more votes to win, while his opponent needs 22%
All /ourguy/ has to do is focus on a few states to get the presidency, while his opponent needs to make bolsonaro suppoerts see socialism(something had for 12 years so far) as a good thing

Ele tem asperger, ignora

BUT JOHN OLIVER JUST TOLD ME BOSNARO IS A HORRIBLE HUMAN BEING?!?!? WHO AM I SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE?????

Reminder not to back down rn.
Our main objective is to push anti-pt HARD, we need to get the ciro voters who were both anti-PT and anti-Bolsonaro. All we need to do is convince them to be more anti-pt than anti-Bolsonaro

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wow user post moar

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PART 2: SENATE
PSL CAN ALSO ELECT 3 GOVERNORS, IN RORAIMA, RONDÔNIA AND SANTA CATARINA

BASED WILSON IN RIO IS ALSO OURGUY

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First time i felt good about being a paulistano

>this complete lack of understanding
Attacking voters won't gain you any votes, you should make memes to convince said voters by exposing how horrible PT is for example.
If you want an anti-NE circlejerk then you should go back to 55ch, this is a political board.

Só pra expulsar os nordestinos, user. Deixar nosso etnoestado limpinho sz

>So wil Alckmin voters vote towards Bolsonaro?
Great majority should, yeah.
Yep, ignoring fraud he's got great odds.

Best of luck then fellas! Hoping u guys can control fraud to a minimum

She's our Brittany venti, Haddad's daughter

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TL;DR PT TOOK A HIT

MDB AND PSDB BTFO

PSL SURGE

I endorse this. Anons from northeast, you guys need to use social media or even talk with you friends and family and ask them "why do you think this time PT will be different?". Make them realize that they will never save you guys from poverty because as long as you are poor, you will need them. As for the rest of us, we should gather information to use against PT

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meu que raiva do caralho ver essas reações de corno manso
>ai não vai dar nada relaxa, Deus não vai deixar o PT fazer esse estrago todo não
claro, até porque não existem igrejas na venezuela e ninguém reza lá, Deus não liga pra aquele país, ele vai ajudar só a gente

N-no I don't please user I'm sorry for being a colossal faggot
Alright alright relax I'll get to work

>I want half the country to die a horrible death
>BUT I SWEAR WE'RE THE GOOD GUYS
I wish they were right and we had DOPS. Then I'd report every single one of them.

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Will the PSL be able to work with other right-wing parties in order to rule and legislate ?

Most of Ciro voters will go towards Haddad.
Alckmin voters are split.
Amoedofags and Daciolofags will vote either Bolsonaro or blank.

All we need is to not fuck up.

Don't forget the NOVO guy in MG. If he wins it's quite likely MG will never vote leftist again.

foi o sul mais nós mineiros quem derrotamos São Paulo na constitucionalista.
Still, eu proponho uma investida militar contra o nortdeste caso haddad vença. Mas nao emtremos em conflito
como o burger falou na ultima thread nós somos imbecis de nao termos amassado eles ate hoje

NOVO voters will never vote PT and are just bolsonaro boys in denial, PSDB voters mostly already migrated to Bolso but the remaining ones should still hate PT.

Os últimos resquícios de Deus no Ocidente sumiram no final do século XIX. Satanás tá no controle.

Now that Bolsonaro can campaign it should help significantly

>Sou descendente italiano e minha avó é italiana pura. Como caralhos eu me migro?
É demorado, junta as certidões [casamento nascimento obito], dela dos seus pais e a sua.
Vai ter que entrar com o processo [vai custar dinheiro pra traduzir a documentação], documento vai, documento volta. Vai e Volta denovo. Se tudo der certo você consegue e vai poder votar no Salvini.
Se NÃO
vai ficar mais barato e fácil se vc botar silicone nos peitos e ir rodar bolsinha em Milão

Why is it always coastal areas that are commie shitholes

is she going to be ok?

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original pic pls

we won 6 out of 9 capitals and a bunch of other big cities, like in amazonas

the problem is that the nordeste hasmore people in the countryside who are dependant on coronéis and gibs and are pretty low-info

dont worry tho, historically the trend is that, with time, the countryside follows the capitals and it keeps voting for who wins there for a while, even after they stopped

it was like this with collor-tier politicians and with PT

this is our turn now

for the next 20 years nordeste will be solid green

Next round will happen in 3 weeks and that's when the (((media))) will slander and spread more bullshit about our future president, he will still win in the end though.

Glória

Se o Olavo de Carvalho não preparar o Bolsonaro pros debates vai dar merda

O Haddad é especialista em mentir e fazer cara de coitado. Haddad já está tendo aulas com melhores professores e estudiosos na arte da guerra política

FALEM COM O OLAVO PORRA ALGUEM AÍ PEDE PRA ELE ENSINAR O BOLSONARO A BATER EM COMUNISTA NO DEBATE

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That's what we get for pumping chemicals in the ocean

Tua proposição não significa nada porque você é só um entre tantos outros gordos que sonha em dar um tiro na própria cabeça jajajaJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

His name is Jack. /ourguy/ is Jack Bolsonaro.

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>O Haddad é especialista em mentir e fazer cara de coitado
Haddad is an appalling debater, user.

I follow this brazilian chick on IG what is she saying? I only understand somehing about blaming the northeast, won majority of the vote, communism and shit is she in favor or him and supporting communism or what?

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É só ele não gaguejar e dizer o que todo mundo já sabe sobre o PT. Não tem como errar.

Haddad is a mediocre debater. Boring, liar, hypes nobody.

Bolsonaro's strategy is not working with parties, which are somewhat incoherent in brazil, but with tematic benches

he has the endorsement of the agricultural, evangelical and public security benches, and these three together usually get a supermajority

he also got many allies elected to the senate and many oligarchs and leftists lost their seats after years in power

we renewed the fuck out of congress and it's beautiful

they will, the largest bench in their legislative assembly is still PT, 10/77 seats, while PSL has 6, PSDB has 6 and PMDB 7 while NOVO has 3