Things NPCs say

"Silence is violence"

not specific words but every damn time they shill for promiscuity, it makes me feel sick

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unironically
>MAGA
>bawww x disagrees with me = shills

>i don't listen to music

Tl;dr of her sign is: "have no standards for anything"

>I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee

>meat is murder

Stop shitting up /ck/ false flagging nigger.

>women's rights = human's rights
What's wrong with this one?
She's happy the currently has the same rights as men and doesn't want more.

One of us
>aka yes fleas can

>Carpe diem

>c'est la vie

>carpe deez nuts

It's five 'o clock somewhere

>im gonna kill myself

>Hey hey, ho ho, ____________ has got to go!

The pinnacle of NPCisms

>implies he isn't a enunich

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post body faggot

>have you ever tried a certain hobby?
>wow i love to a certain hobby! let me tell you about my hobby

GET OUT OF HERE STALKER!

>I listen to everything expect country

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> literally shakeing

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Live.
Love.
Laugh.

>_______tears are delicious

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>this

>Everything happens for a reason

_______happening is so ______ year

>[doer] of [unlikely hobby]
>[passive experiencer] of [basic bitch exploit]
>[consumer] of [product]

Bonus points if it's on the wall of their living room, in cursive

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>Praise the Lord

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>there's only ONE race, the HUMAN race :^)
>wanderlust
>citizen of the world

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i grew up watching big bang theory

>I will start
>here for a good time not a long time

I haven't been on Jow Forums for a while and have noticed that 'based and redpilled' has become a meme reply. Is the in-joke of this meme that some reddit NPC faggot said this unironically?

b____ & r________

>Did you catch the game yesterday?
>Yeah the Giants got robbed!

“Let’s agree to disagree “

What even is that line from? I see it on a million tinder thots profiles

> I have a degree in X so I am smart

>Saturday’s are for the boys

>We need a third party to emerge durning the next election

>Trump is the devil

>Hillary would’ve been the devil

>You are taking hard courses user? Why are you doing that?

>Did ya hear about x in the news? x is such a/an idiot

>I’m fiscally conservative and socially liberal

And women wonder why they deserve to beat down for expressing retarded ideologies.

Appropriately rated

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Some anonymous Jew promoting degeneracy I’m sure

>trump has balls

>do you watch (tv show)?
no, haven't had tv in years
>well did you see (happening 9n said tv show).

drake

Only some NPCs say that user. Now if you don't mind, there's a settlement in trouble and needs our help. I marked it on your map.

youre fucking stupid

"I'm from Canada."

>You do know [Some stupid bullshit], right?
>You do know Hillary won the popular vote, right?
>You do know that cutting your dick off and being transgender is perfectly normal, right?
When fuckers add "right?" to the end of their sentences in an attempt to get across what they are saying is accepted or correct.

>YOLO
>But what about all the great food they bring
>But they're good for the economy
>But we need them to pay for our pensions
>I'd happily pay more tax for [something the government will inevitably fuck up]
>But it wasn't REAL communism / socialism
>Have you ever actually met a person from [x]
>My friend/partner works for the government and they say [x] so it must be true
>The TV says [x] so it must be true
>My lecturer says [x] so it must be true
>This book says [x] so it must be true
>They'll stop breeding if we just keep giving them more money
>That's not genocide
>There's no such thing as white, unless I'm criticising white people
>Evolution is true except when I decide it isn't because muh racism
I could do this for hours but I'm bored now.

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hillary did win the popular vote though
there isnt a controversy behind that

ecstatic

>
Underrated

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How do you win something that was not competed for?

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NPCs will call you the worst names and will relish you burning in hell then sign off
>I'm praying 4u
or
>have a blessed day

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>judging on phone colour

How fucking materialistic.
I bet the person who drew that just chucks out their perfectly working iphone to replace it with the newest one for thousands of dollars.

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You know full well the point of these goddamn NPCs to say such a thing when the popular vote mean nothing is full blown NPC tier garbage.

>there isnt a controversy behind that
Of course there is you goddamn nigger. The Left inflates the controversy every time they are given the chance to by claiming that "Hillary really won the election because she got more votes".

quality

>indelible in the hippocampus

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ok

but she did get more votes total. It doesnt really mean anything but when you have a populist president that wants to work though public mandates its really fucking easy to counter the public mandates by pointing out that trump actually had fewer total votes.

it means nothing in the long run but it is what it is

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"our democracy"

>you! I like you.

"equality"

youtube.com/watch?v=ENdB77B3kxw

"dehumanize"

>i believe in the constitution

>equality made whites succesful!

>Why would a woman lie about ______? What does she gain from it?

>Nothing to lose, everything to gain

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"russian bot" / "russian hacking" / "russian interference"

>....................

"If she asks for an investigation and he doesn't, she must be telling the truth. Believe wamen!"

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>Communism has never been tried before.

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>heh you might as well believe in the flying spaghetti monster

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>It doesnt really mean anything
Yet the NPC following their mainstream media and Democrat party programming to repeat it as often as possible. That was the point of using it as an example in my previous post. These NPCs are scripted and accept what their programmers give them and add shit like "right?" to their sentences in hopes to convince the listener that what they are saying it valid, true, correct, or whatever it is they are trying to get across.

>Even though we lost you do know we are on the right side of history, right?

>right side of history

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>________ and that's a good thing

>Your time is up.

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> (insert some degeneracy) and it's beautiful

Yeah but if you're hot you can get a threesome with these two in their dorm room.

NPCs are there for player interaction.

"Gotta have taxes"
my mom said this...

>Diversity is our strength.

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theyll replace my lampshades

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That's a lot bumper stickers all on the same poster

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What are you selling?