What does Jow Forums think about vlad the impaler

Not nearly as cool as he sounds. He's most noteworthy for his architecture.

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Cölöpös Ulászló was a Bozgor, the true national hero of Romania is Vigo the Carpathian.

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Should have finished his job and kill all the goatfuckers

Also get your history fact check of Romania coaie.

>Romanians are eternal, they came from Atlantis itself.
>Romanians have invented how to piss while sitting.
>The first extraterrestrials to contact us will be all Romanians since they have colonized the galaxy 7 million years ago.
>The last Ice Age has ended because Romanians have turned on the heating.
>If there were no Romanians gravity would seize to exist and the Sun and the Moon would fall from the sky.
>Romanians have invented the platinum-made magic jumping kangaroo, when it leaps the Dow Jones rises exponentially.
>After Virgin Marry had given birth to Jesus Christ not even God could fix her hymen, but the Romanians did.
>The pure willpower of Romanians can turn heavy water into regular one and back to heavy again, without them no nuclear reactor would be capable of working on this planet.
>Romania is an eternal and unending salt mine.
>Romanians can't steal land since all land on the planet belongs to Romanians by allodial right.
>Every language out there is just a dialect of Romanian.
>All Romanians are transdimensional beings with the immense capacity to go back and forth in time.
>When Romanians organise themselves into a spiral a magical doorway to another galaxy opens up.
>There are no black people in Africa. Only tanned Romanians in Chad.
>All races stem from Romanians. Being a degenerate and inbred is a sign of living too far away from Romania.
>Before Nietzche wrote the Zarathustra he visited Romania to talk to the great sage known as Kăl-el.
>Romanians wrote all the books that could be found at the Phalos of Alexandria in Teleorman the library that contained all the knowledge of the world. Once it got burned down by the Bozgors the Romanians choose to pass on its sacred knowledge ass to mouth.
>Romanians were Muslims even before Arabs, they wrote the Churân but Mohammed the coward gypsoid Türk stole it.

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big if gay

>Obsessed with sodomy and violence.
so like the romans themselfs?

>modern standards
>just be yourself

100% true. Romania is the greatest nation on earth.

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our guy, defender of europe.

BTW this is a great movie, made by his own people, at first is a little difficult to fallow but is worth it (put on the subtitles):

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>“[Vlad] had a big copper cauldron built and put a lid made of wood with holes in it on top. He put the people in the cauldron and put their heads in the holes and fastened them there; then he filled it with water and set a fire under it and let the people cry their eyes out until they were boiled to death. And then he invented frightening, terrible, unheard of tortures. He ordered that women be impaled together with their suckling babies on the same stake. The babies fought for their lives at their mother's breasts until they died. Then he had the women's breasts cut off and put the babies inside headfirst; thus he had them impaled together.”

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youtube.com/watch?v=bN7VBhU_QWk fucking great tune

>things that never happened
why do chinks dont kill animals before doing this?
they do this with dogs as well

Good guy.

Brave hearts

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Chinks lack souls.

Because of the himalayas, humanity couldnt spread to china. The chinese evolved from a different type of ape

Cool guy

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Is he the guy who turned on the Arabs and his brother was raped by King Arab? If its that guy I see nothing wrong in what he did.

sure but even for practical reasons it makes no sense adrenaline spoils the meat

No one mentions he and his brother were kidnapped by the Janissary Ottoman forces, raped and tortured to reprogram him into a killer.
Wouldn't you be pissed too?

Based and red pilled

I like the implications of this thread.

i become vlad the impaler everytime i go on my vacations

Impale all the pussy i can find

inhale this

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the Cayman shitposter

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t.Muhammad

based honorary romanian

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Why do all your fucking heroes look like bad guys?

>implying
Based and redpilled

He understood that the only way to repel Muslims is with overwhelming terror.

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He was also part of a military Christian order, "The Society of the Dragon".

This is their emblem:

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This I'm very disappointed Islam was not completely wiped out during the era of colonialism-industrialization.

If we could show the whole world(200 years ago) the future of today, I think they would purge Islam/Judaism and all of Africa.

>+AIDS

makes it even hotter

>citation needed

one of the few ol*H I respect

he invented the shish-kabob

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>he likely had good cause for committing those excessive atrocities
he was fighting roaches

Based kebab remover.

Needs to be reborn again, Europa needs removers.

Cölöpös Ulászló annyira volt oláh mint én.

Do it again Brother Vlad

did nothing wrong

True son of Rome

a Christian hero. Christ loves Dracula. Jews hate Christ. We love everything jews hate.

so the guy had asthma, big fucking whoop.

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He’s based.
Protecc his country.
Proud in his nationality.

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