Marries a prince

>marries a prince
>is pregnant
>argues with said prince
>throws myself down the stairs while pregant with William (this is why he has no hair now)
>inevitable divorce happens
>FUCKS AN ARAB
>(((sucide'd)))

What the fuck did she expect?

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many such cases

>>(((sucide'd)))
Wow i didn't realize she was behind the wheel.

He has no hair because she ignored the rule of pedigree and fucked a slimy rich cunt, thinking naively that money can come without strings if only you open your puss puss wide enough

Toll paid. Well comped

>there were people actually thought diana looked beautiful
friggin' 'ell

You missed the part she was virgin

>(((sucide'd)))
You know I had to do it to her

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I meant (((accident'd)))

Checked, haven't noticed standards of beauty has changed in bongsitan

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>throws myself down the stairs while pregant with William (this is why he has no hair now)
Kek

kek

I feel mean shitting on two bloke's mom, since they seem alright, but jesus christ can you imagine if she was still around? The royals have done a stellar job of being above the political fray but god knows she'd be wagging her finger admonishing Britain for brexit, for not taking in rapeugees, for not doing enough for the environment.

That explains the hair

She expected to get away problem free with a ton of money to pay for male prostitutes and alchohol for the rest of her life.

STAIRS CAUSE MALE PATTERN BALDNESS

she was hot and seemed like a relatively nice, relatively normal person

Thats no way to talk about your betters user

>i didn’t realize she was behind the wheel.
She was by the end of it

I’d fuck her. Right in the bumhole.

Who gives a shit

I'm so glad they killed her.

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she was a real spoiled cunt

>this is why he has no hair now
A huge percentage of Bong males are balding but that is why this one particular Bong with baldness in both sides of his family is balding....
Everything else you say has to be ignored due to such a retarded ass statement. Are you a paki or afghan?

she married too soon
royal senpai put pressure on her after the press found out she exists

The British royal family is in an awful state. In days of old disease, war and internecene murder thinned them out, causing the occasional young, virile king to ascend the throne and giving us the occasional golden age. Now monarchs live to a hundred, and because they are heavily encouraged to sprog early in their twenties, therefore modern monarchs can expect to grab the throne in their mid seventies.

I pity Prince Charles.

real question is why do you fuck up being royalty? if she'd gotten on the queen's good side she might have learned the secrets of immortality

what? no I'm no inbred islander, I am from mainland china

Yuck

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Charles will do the right thing and abdicate. I do regret that he'll never be king though, he seems to be a man who promotes high culture and moral behavior unlike QE who is more hands off.

>Charles will do the right thing and abdicate
Doubt it.

Roastie got Toastie

She was just a whooah.

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>literally wait you whole life to be king
>Immediately abdicate

Why would he do this?