Indian Atheist. Just brought the bible to read through as I never have before. What should I look out for?

edgy. but since I don't poo in the loo I should be ok eh?

juden spotted.

The gospel according to John is probably the most important bit if you actually want to understand Christianity.

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look for a nestorian Church to join as they've been in India for over a millenium and are in communion with Rome

it's probably the most in depth, though provoking, and well explained analysis on religion and what God means to people, and why it is important to have God with you in your life. I'm only halfway through, and it's a 8 part series i think. really inspiring stuff. and before you go "oh ok so it's for crazy religious zealots", no it's not. the guy (Jordan Peterson) believes humans have a common ancestor with lobsters 400 million years ago (and I think he could be right)

Isn't the Bible text available for free online tho

ok, it's a 17 part series, and it's called the psychological significance of the biblical stories

I would suggest the following books for someone new to the Word of God:
>John (Gospel of Jesus Christ)
>Proverbs (general wisdom)
>Ecclesiastes (existentialism)
>Genesis (an account of Creation)
The New Testament is easier to digest for newcomers to the faith, in my opinion, even though three of the four books I listed are from the Old Testament. God bless you, brother.

*close enoughs*

>a translation
you already fucked up

youtube.com/playlist?list=PL22J3VaeABQD_IZs7y60I3lUrrFTzkpat

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Protip:
Greeks and Romans are descendants of those enslave tribes.
In fact we (Europeans) are all jews.
((jews))) are just upset that we rekt them once and want special treatment,

Cow vigilantes

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If you read the Ancient Greek version, you find lots of translation mistakes

My pastor told me ebible is not close to heart

Step 1: read it
Step 2: close it and put it away
Step 3: convert back to Hinduism

Well obviously the most important part is the 4 gospels, and you should eventually read the whole thing.

Read Genesis and Exodus first.

Then read the historical books, Kings, Samuel, Joshua, judges, Chronicles a few others I'm forgetting.

Book of Job and Ecclesiastes are very interesting.

Revelation is the last one to read. Once you're done with the Bible, get City of God against the Pagans.

The only thing that could truly bring me back to the church of my forefathers

How Jesus is Krishna

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No idea what that is supposed to mean. It’s just the exact same edition you’d find in paper made of bits on a computer.

what people know as (((jews))) are infact caananite merchants.

Read the book of mormon instead

youtube.com/watch?v=n3BqLZ8UoZk

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You picked a crappy version to read. The King James version is called that because it is modified to forgive his own sins.

Watch out for that talking snake he's a real jerk.

Probably a one way ticket to India, and take your smelly family with you

go straight to the gospels imo

It is never mentioned the snake was Lucifer right?

>indian
>not hindu
You are a race traitor.
t. Persian

A bunch of extremely vague stuff about dragons that the more you read will make less sense

Here's the cliff notes

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Lucifer, the Serpent, and Satan should be considered as three different figures. You can marry them if you want to but the text doesn't prescribe that.

You should get the Oxford version.

It analyses it from a secular and archipelago all perspective

Molyneux's take on the bible: youtube.com/watch?v=DQ6bUtq3yoQ
Very surprising analysis from him.

(He is an atheist)

Hinduism is based, no point reading Jew folk lore