masturbation is the ultimaltive redpill.
1.It psuhes your immun system
2. it prevent cancer (prostata)
3. it makes you sleep better
4. you can acutally last longer in bed
5. you get harder erections
6. it makes you happy
if you think different you are a npc fag which need to gtfo
(((OP))) forgot his meme flag. sage
(((Every. Fucking. Time.)))
Shit bait
nice try, bro. i love her reaction to what i've dubbed "the volcano".
>1.It psuhes your immun system
The amount of minerals your body expels per ejaculation leaves your body in a withered state for a few days. Most notably Zinc.
>2. it prevent cancer (prostata)
A healthy diet and exercise prevents all types of cancer. Blowing loads into a sock doesn't do shit to repel free radicals in your body from forming cancerous cells.
>3. it makes you sleep better
Maybe, but so does a turkey sandwich.
>4. you can acutally last longer in bed
Who gives a shit? Fucking's for procreation, not recreation.
>5. you get harder erections
No you don't. Abstain for 2 weeks and you're diamonds just thinking about poon.
>6. it makes you happy
Masturbation floods the brain with jewish voodoo chemicals that leaves you depressed for days
Watching toomuch Porn will normalize it in your brain and will cause all sorts of trouble.
10/10 thread.
>Masturbation floods the brain with jewish voodoo chemicals that leaves you depressed for days
no the fuck it dosen't. have you ever jacked it once in your life?
fuck you for making me post in a bait thread!
lol someone forgot to put on the memeflag
Forgetting meme flag and getting exposed for all goyim to know must be extremely embarrassing.
>Masturbation floods the brain with jewish voodoo chemicals that leaves you depressed for days
Damn son.
If you think so then why do you people mutilate male genitals? Do you have some sick obsession with women having greater pleasure?
I'm so glad I'm not circumcised. This thread isn't even political!
>ultimaltive
>psuhes
>immun
>prostata
Something tells me this jew only ever types with one hand
>Oy vey!!!! I forgot to change flag!!!
Everything you just said is a lie. And your flag proves my point. You should've used a memeflag kike
>4. you can acutally last longer in bed
>5. you get harder erections
How I know you're bullshit
btw Orthodox Jews are on nofap.
if masturbating is so healthy, why Jews are doing nofap? if they really believe its healthy.
ahhh, they know that masturbation is bad for ya.
Wow thanks goy
I masturbate 8 times a day and want to kill myself you kike.
What's your favourite type of porn?
>Israel flag
Really makes you think...
How is she masturbating with her arms out to the sides you absolute nose nigger turboyid heebie jeebie Red Sea clam collector who should be hung from a gallows with a sign around his neck saying Soap on a Rope
C O P E - the post
Join us in nofap/noporn and become a master over your mind again.
Stick to just letting girls tug your pud.
Whenever a girl shows some interest in me, i try to escalate our conversations to incorporate sexual discourse fairly early (as any guy does or should).
I usually sneak it into the convo that i am craving to fuck her because i never touch myself and save it for the girl - they seem to love that, and every girl i’ve said it to interestingly says the same thing to me, that she’s impressed/turned-on from my self-control ;; i think because they are so used to guys sending them pictures or videos of themselves jackin’ it like monkeys.
fpbp
cant wait for Syria and Iran to push you kikes into the sea.
S _ _ _
The only reason you should ever fap is to release stress. I do it once every few months since I get really mad from being redpilled.
I think you have a point here
>That flag
>That post
Jow Forums was right again. It's time to start nofap and end my faggotry. Thanks for showing me the way..
Oyy veyy brother. As a fellow jew, I'd like to say, never forget your memeflag in front of the goyim. The memflag are your clothes. You wear it here and you wear it in real life.
Right hand.
Fucking this. This works EVERY time. Typically on the second date I’ll tell the girl how fucking turned on by her, to which they’ll almost always react with some stupid “oh you better handle that shit user.” I’ll tell them next that I don’t masturbate or watch porn, which invariably leads to a conversation about how much THEY masturbate, which leads me to telling them if they’re that horny and I’m that horny, why not have the real thing. Then I fuck their brains out as soon as we get back to either hers or my place.
>tldr; NoFap will get you laid if you’re open about it.
HOW DO I STOP GUYS, PLEASE HELP ME.
Literally nothing wrong with fapping 1-2 times per day, the jew is right for once. Nofap is retarded.
>think
>npc fag
why do people say masturbating helps you sleep, that's a meme I've heard my entire life but for the 20 years that I've been capable of masturbation, it has never helped me sleep, it actually prevents me from sleeping because I have anxious energy afterwards.
Not sure if this is a joke or you forgot your meme flag
I haven't been able to masturbate in a while due to a chronic headache that flares up if I start wanking it. Shit sucks man.
Huh, interesting
>the masturbation expert chimes in
I get really sleepy after sex, I'm worried I'm mildly narcoleptic. Kinda wish I had it your way, user.
Based nip
Either you have a pulled muscle in your neck/shoulder or you’re about to die from a subarachnoid hemorrhage
>Irritated over declining income from his pornobusiness
>forgets memeflag
Damn JIDF is not using meme flags anymore
Based and respect
This is a false flag. He actually wants us to NOT masturbate. But the Jew is not dumb, he understands that we will do the opposite of what he says. That's reverse psychology.
I sleep 1-2 hours a night for months straight, then 30-40 hours at a time for about a week, then repeat. no, you don't. I'm still tired as fuck all the time, I just can't sleep, I lay in bed for 6-8 hour struggling to get even the 1-2. I wish I could sleep whenever I wanted and even when I didn't want to, at least when you are asleep you aren't fucking angry as shit at your body for not doing what it is supposed to, you are asleep.
we should just call it talmudic meditation
I was about to masturbate but I'm not going to anymore, thank you
Two tips:
1) Porn is all funded by jews who are trying to make you weak and you are falling for it, think about that when you feel like watching something next time
2) Tell a friend you are trying to stop masturbating and tell him that you will pay him equivalent of 10 dollars (or whatever is a small but painful sum of money) any time you fail. You will think twice about fapping, and even though you will occasionally think "nah ill just fap and not pay him" you will change your mind after you fapped as you feel guilt and think "the only way to stop this from happening again is to actually pay him the money"
This is how i stopped, unironically
Is masturbating ok if I do it to pictures of my gf?
I thought it was masturbation alone causing the flare ups but I took a hard shit the other day. Had to put some strength into it and that caused a flare up too. I'm just trying to take it easy and hopefully I return to normal soon.
Op is a fox without it's tail.
Kraut gets it. Nofap is unironically a jewish psyop, fapping keeps you healthy and it feels good so improves mood
>not even hiding it anymore
they think they're safe
This is pretty much the perfect bait. Well done, Shlomo.
Masturbating is probably one of the worst things you can do to yourself desu
>in moderation
ftfy
>jewish voodoo chemicals
Fuck i have tears in my eyes that was hilarious
you are all fuckin niggers, OP included
I fapped, I fap, I will fap
I would stop but guess what, no GF
abstaining for the sake of abstaining is retarded
why are you away from gf
also if you don't fap when you get back to her you will fuck her brains out so she will know she is wanted
If you have lots of sex in one day and ejac several times are you more susceptible to being sick? Like catching a cold
It's a testosterone thing. Bigger dicked, more masculine males probably benefit from it, not shrimp dick beta faggots.
I didn't thnk leafs could get any more cucked but you proved me wrong.
Based and redpilled
I have not masturbated in exactly 93 days
IN
ALL
FIELDS
youre being stupid, Poland, porn addiction and abstaining from masturbation are both proven to be real concepts with effects on your health and mind
I only fap to purest anime characters
jk, I fap to stuff but not to porn
and my mind is shit tier already
Have you tried not touching your own penis aside to take a piss or to wash it?
NoFap is so damn easy that the fact it even exists as a "challenge" is proof that the virtue, strength and ambition of men in the world have absolutely plummeted into the ground and we deserve whatever punishment we get for letting it become this bad.
Oy vey keep masturbating goyim
pls don’t die user
/thread
only the strong will survive, the weak will always choose the easier path
Pic not related
Yes. I have not gotten sick in years. I only masturbate a couple of times a month. Was much sicker as a teenager everyday fapper.
mark twain wrote an essay on it you know
the problem is that we are under the assault of the Jewish pornographers like never before
a menorah of filthy diseased cunts is being held before us at all times by the Judaic mindg@@k front
Isn’t it odd that they talked about internet porn as far back as Seinfeld?
As far back as the early 90’s it was being surreptitiously hammered to the public as the killer app of the internet.
we are in a deep chasm and the walls are made of matzo
We are in the belly of the whale and the whale is a gefilte fish
we are lashed to the sides of an immense spinning dreidel and the ride never ends
look around you for we are in the nose of the beast
>The amount of minerals your body expels per ejaculation leaves your body in a withered state for a few days.
>one ejaculation
>withered for days
m8 you sound like a square meal and a good fuck would put you into intensive care. Your advice and opinions are of value only to other delicate little limited manlets.
Nice flag
The Jew is the spice channel
The spice channel is the Jew
you have drunk the water of life and converted it into the water of knowledge
Theres the memeflaggot.
fuck
FUCK
F U C K OFF NIGGER
N I G G E R
you sound like a fucking NIGGER with a ZINC DEFICINEcy Because you SQUEEZE IT OUT OF YOUR DICK LIKE A TUBE OF TOOTHPASTE
Your hair is thinning too no doubt
That's exactly what my mom said.
Do you find a doctor yet ?
Do you can post any proof of that shit?
That's actually a pretty good method I think. Have a (you)
I had a similar problem once due to a pulled muscle in my neck, it was pretty shit because that particular motion caused a heinous pain in the back of my neck that went on to become a headache whenever I tried it. It could be a similar thing for that guy even if shitting was also a cause, due to muscle exertion.
But maybe he has an aneurysm that needs immediate treatment too.
Are you old? How’s your blood pressure? Do you do any exercise that otherwise raises your blood pressure and heart rate? If you do exercise and it’s only the jerking and shitting that causes the pain then you’re probably in the clear even though i have no medical knowledge whatsoever
>7. separates you from God
Gotchya kike
>Tell a friend you are trying to stop masturbating and tell him that you will pay him equivalent of 10 dollars
I wish I had this kind of friend
to pay me the money, I mean
Fuck off Shlomo! On Nofap day 30
That's the point.
Open this picture and DO NOT touch your penis.
If you can't do a simple task like that, you're beyond saving desu.
I haven't masturbated in ages and all it takes is some self-control.
if you decide to masturbate or not because of four chan dicklets, you are too far gone.
>Open this picture and DO NOT touch your penis.
It’s not really fair since I’m on the toilet right now and have to touch my penis to avoid pissing all over the back of my pants but I just want to point out that this picture doesn’t make me want to touch my penis
Lord have mercy
what does the Bible say?
nigger, typing that message probably took longer than actually taking the piss
I have a very narrow urethra due to scarring
To be fair, if you lose zinc from jacking off then you'd also lose it from having sex.
that boy ain't right