I can't wait, Jow Forums!

I can't wait, Jow Forums!
2019 is gonna be great.

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Are Portuguese women that bad?

What's the family court like in japan?
Do women have any rights?

>trump made anime waifus real
I knew he was the chosen one

They literally heve sperm banks were you cum in nurses mouths, retards.

There are literally tens of millions of Emus with engorged ball sacks of semen waiting at the borders of Japan, ready to fertilise this open field.

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this is fake news just like the fake news the jews sent to africa about how Iceland was offering free white wives to immigrants.

>Source: OP’s yellow fever-struck ass

The same kind what Europe is giving?

wtf can't jap-anons deal with that issue ???
100 chad jap will be enough actually

Ugh, I'm ready. This is a sick world we live in.

Jesus said many people who called Him Lord would be ignored. You are spreading lies upon lies.

Wait, they WANT a pump and dump?

Glorious

Where the fuck I sign up? How many am I allowed?

Rest in peace Japan.

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May that only be for other east asians or nip descendants.

Where do I sign up.

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Why don’t they offer that for their own population?

Why don't women just be desirable?

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>tfw Breeding Visa got revoked after I couldn't get a gf within one month

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Uh anons? You didn't sign up? It was until last week...

I got my visa. Meeting my first government appointed birthing vehicle morrow.

Yes they are,trust me.

This is literally an april fools joke

soranews24.com/2018/04/01/to-combat-declining-birth-rate-japan-to-begin-offering-breeding-visas-to-foreigners/

That was a great April fools joke.

Sounds like bullshit

So who takes care of the kids? You need a stable family unit, just sounds like the stepping stone to make Japan into a feminist hell hole.

What?!
I've never heard such thing

Oi m8 where's your breeding ricense?

stay mad roastie!

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>Trump actually made anime real
This is the optimal timeline.

This is wrong.

Maybe in the favelas

>posted on
>April 1
Hmmmm....seems fishy

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It's for gaijin women only.

He was talking abouy people who say such things without actually believing them. So basically, lying about being a Christian won't work. Pretty simple desu and doesn't contradict that image

t.eldritch horror looking subhuman

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Send in the BWC/BBC brigades!

You know its fake, but Jow Forums is too stupid to think about the next steps.

why would Japan need a surge in single mothers?
you expect a free fuck and leave without paying your whole live?
not in a highly regulated country like Japan, fucking fools

He's probably thinking that OSAS is a lie.

Well, time to become a family man after all.

Oh god....
Those poor Nip woman

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>jap
>chad

watch old samurai movies
they are pretty chad

Abe will hold all the dads hostage and force them to live in farm country. Around Abe never relax

S-source?
Asking for a friend.

so their own government is cucking them?

japs are degenerate pedos

>old
exactly

hapa babies in japanese wombs. a beautiful thing.

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ARE FUCKING GOVERNMENT ISSUED GF A THING NOW?!

>Based Japan will enslave 100 asian qts and start a breeding farm
>will give "breeding visa" to men of superior stock from around the world
>Men of superior genes give birth to boys of superior genes
>Japan becomes glorious nippon within a decade

BASED
A
S
E
D

>wanting japan to be america 2.0
kys

Source?

whitey: "grrrr why do white women only fuck niggers, i hate them both grrrr"
also whitey: "muh dik, where da yerrow women at???"
also Portuguese aren't white so i dont know why i made that comparison

>glory is a bunch of 10 year old hapa boys

>Some Jow Forumstards actually believe this
Never changed, Jow Forums.

>You will never get your full body washed by concubines because Lord Nobunaga thought you were trolling with full body ink instead of being an actual nigger

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why are americans like this?

Every man that is persuaded by that image is weakminded

That's sad and disgusting, as much as I wish it were me being gifted a breeding visa. I feel like we, Americans, are responsible for the state of Japanese men. Why did we do this to them? Was Pearl Harbor really that bad? I feel bad.

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>dominican republic
No.

Is this why Japanese porn is so messed up

i am sorry user this was a april 1st article.

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Fuck you white whore, now i know where i'm going.

>white beta + jap beta

I cannot imagine a supra beta.

I was born too soon for this...why live?

Should have nuked germany instead. I bet merkel would have died from radiation at this point.

Disgusting. And they don't even get to blame the jews like Jow Forums, they'll entirely do this to themselves.

Yeah.
t. lived in Rhode Island

I got you bro

youtube.com/watch?v=53k4t_RNGME

>breeding visa

Isn't that the okinawa base?

behold the beta surpreme
he can play videogames and is never tiered to shitpost on japchan

Shit, fake news. I guess i have to stay with Stacy and Tyrone.

I hear they hate amerimutts there

kek im going to Japan next year

Did you incels really think the Japanese government would just give up the best women in the world?

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Enjoy your stds

>having a dysfunctional immune system
That is called natural selection champ

>Implying Japanese will invite Portugese moors to breed with their women.

Japs are not idiots. They know that some nations are superior to others. I'm sure they would rather have half Norwegian Japs than Half Niggers

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Keked so hard

>implying all the breeding visas won't be handed out to Australians

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F

Hairy as fuck...

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can confirm, brazilian women are whores

>not wanting superior jap pussy

why is shitaly like this?

>1 post by OP

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hapa happens when low iq english teacher white men breed with nip women, these men will be of much superior stock

>Australians

They could just hand those visas out to Chinks and Gooks

Yeah, because they take their women.

>movies are reality

and godzilla exists near the shores of japan

Dunno, but i saw it in a video.

>ice cold women who have never heard of sex outside of hentai but could tell you 1000 different ways to manage a project and survive on 3 hours of sleep
>this is desirable somehow

typical mutt
why do I even bother

>be Japan
>spend decades trying to give the rest of the world yellow fever
>offer "breeding visas"
>many young men from various countries show up voluntarily
>funnel the volunteers into your new military academy
>stick an australian uniform on them so retaliation is directed south
>send them out on another military conquest with the promise that they'll get to definitely, at some point, in the future, probably, if they live, have sex (or get gently laughed at) by a nip woman
>this time a bunch of foreigners die for clay and oil

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>When you can't different Kate between reality and JAV porn anymore
Cringe and cuckpilled, Apex masturbator porn addict fag

>tfw this is true

lel