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Dominic Bailey
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Jordan Morris
Leo Gray
Zachary Thompson
James Diaz
kek
Owen Torres
Luke Young
It's a great song, but the two sequels are better
Liam Diaz
Joseph Long
Hunter Lopez
Noice
Cameron Sanchez
oregano
Nathaniel Morris
Am I the only one keeping this thread going?
Gavin Green
Blake Bailey
Isaac Russell
Benjamin Carter
What the fuck
Logan Butler
Colton Lopez
Some leftist/liberal shit. Just ignore
Isaiah Richardson
Julian Sanchez
Sebastian Brown
Lucas Gutierrez
Mason Richardson
Camden Green
kek good ones
Isaiah Young
Alexander Perez
Luis Wilson
Actually made the ant one earlier today, in honor of a thread about ants.
Caleb Gutierrez
Megakek
Landon Jones
Henry James
William Morales
Hudson Johnson
I want out of this list
Levi Ramirez
We all do
Leo Campbell
>be me
>mufflerman in the Deep South
>65 year old boomer from local transmission shop comes by weekly
>gets sleeves made for where they cut the head pipe to drop transmissions
>river rat that always has some dirty joke to tell
>refers to random shit as “equayla mechinga”
>”can you make me an equayla for my mechinga?”
>weird but funny I guess
>the other day I’m showing him my go-to hardcore sex machine porn compilation on xvideos
>hand it to him as we are waiting for it to load
>taking forever
>Sarah Sanders giving the press briefing on the waiting room TV
>he says I can’t stand that fat lying bitch
>excuse me?
>her on the tv. She’s a fat lying bitch. All she does is lie.
>you don’t MAGA? I asked him as I gently took my phone back
>what the hell is MAGA? And you ain’t gonna let me watch it?
>Are you retarded?
>I mean well hell.. depends on who you ask. My old lady probably say ya he is.
>you got $20 for that sleeve?
>you said you wasn’t gunna charge me
>catatonicdeathstare.img
>pulls a wadded up $20 out of his front pocket
>can I at least watch the video?
>it’s not gay porn, you old faggot.
Connor Smith
Emu's are scary. They get all up in your face with their crazy stare, making that thumping noise!
The Australians are right to fear them now that they can't own guns.
God made emus intimidating.
To be safe for all eternity:
A: Admit that you are a sinner, who violates the Will of God, and that you need a Saviour.
B: Believe that Jesus Christ, Son of God & Messiah, died for you sins and rose again, as prophesied and recorded in the Word of God.
C: Call on His name, ask Him to save you, and confess that He is Lord.
Some resources that may help:
TTB.org has a verse by verse Bible Study for download or daily listening.
Chuck Missler’s Learn the Bible in 24 Hours (youtu.be
Robert Breaker’s Bible Study and Topical Sermons (youtu.be
J.D. Farag’s Bible Study and Prophecy Updates ( youtu.be
Clearlywrittendotnet YouTube channel details near future events. (youtu.be
BlueLetterBible.org has a free online bible & apps with cross references.
OneForIsrael.org is a group of Israeli Jews who know Jesus is their messiah.
Unsealed.org tracks information that points to Jesus’s soon return.
Watchfortheday.org shows how many world events are prophetically and numerically linked.
The End is nigh. Tomorrow may be too late.
Carter Morgan
Cooper Miller
ok made me laugh
Liam Butler
Jack Hernandez
God created Adam. Adam was happy living amongst all that God had created, but he felt like he was missing something. Adam says, “God, thank you for everything, the world you’ve created truly is paradise...but, there’s just one thing: it’s kind of lonely out here. Can you create a companion for me? Someone like me, but someone who’s kind and sweet and nurturing. Someone who I can laugh with, someone who understands me and that I can relate with. Someone honest and beautiful. Can you do something like that, God?”
God replies, “of course Adam, but it’s going to cost you an arm and a leg.”
Adam thinks about it for a minute and then replies, “okay, well what can I get for just a rib?”