Germany and France friendship thread

How are you doing Hans ? You know, we are great together.

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Love you too France. But could you stop saying that Karl was french?

I ll taint your beautiful coutries mit meiner esclandre

'sup jacque

Are there any white people left in France?
It is getting really bad in Germany lately. Visit no matter what City and you won't see many Germans.

Hi

greets to our (partly) germanic originated tribal brothers!

lol French? It is known that Karel de Grote was a Dutchman.

You can have Marx, kraut, we'll keep Alsace.

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We're still a majority but things only get worse with time. Our majors cities are already far beyond repair while the countryside is progressively invaded by shitskins.

I’m a Franco German mutt and it’s beautiful.

frankish or those celtic gauls nigger because franks are a germanic tribe

Congratulation, that's a beautiful mix.

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Why did you expel the Huguenots?
They made great German citizens.
The only refugees worth taking.

That's my last name, I guess some stayed

EU is the result of the franco-german friendship and it sucks .. .

Youre economies are both gonna crash

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Frankish Empire when?

Based

>You are economies are both going to crash

try the countryside

Hey Hans! Jean here says Elsass needs more mosques. Whatcha gonna do about it?

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do not try to divide us finngolians, germans are our brothers, now gtfo

beware you dirty frog
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how you holdin up over there, mon amis ?

>Our majors cities are already far beyond repair while the countryside is progressively invaded by shitskins
yeah almost never saw a nigger until the start of this year. Now I see niggers every fucking day. THIS LOW IQ SUBHUMANS NEED TO GO HOME OR GET GASSED

Let's bring back the gas chambers and the guillotines

I won't gonna pretend that my english is good in any kind or form but I always wonder why native english speaker cant differentiate between "you're" and "your".

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Nah. It's a jewish trick

>Let's bring back the gas chambers and the guillotines
we should develop gasuillotines with an auto crematorium function.

how can anyone hate Austria?

He was both French and German by today's definition

Bonsoir Jean Luc. Je suis desolé, mon français est ne pas très born.

How about never because, we will never ever be part of any form of empire or coalition with either Germans, French, Spanish or the English also thanks for the nukes burger.

Das ist gut. Ich spreche Deutsch

bien *

jamal is salty abppuit Kanzler Kurz

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*about

It would be absolutely wonderful, a new Franco-German technology that bring death upon those disgusting lower beings, an invention created by two superior nations.
Tu es le bienvenu, mon ami.

I hope New Caledonia fucks you up

Sorry I tried in French, but the words are not coming back as I would like them to.

I've been to France around 10 times already. Mostly with the family for holidays in the summer. Only recently I have been to Paris. But I always appalled by the amount of Africans at Gate l'Est. Such a beautiful train station. Soiled by animals.

I wish we were great allies, saviour of the white race together, destroying all shitskins and jews. Our countries are great together. Maybe one day...

Merci bien.

I hope bavaria and DDR fuck you up bitch

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Give our land back.

Charlemagne was french. Deal with it.

EU is an American project. Or do you seriously believe they packed up and left in '45? For Europa to be free, burgers need to rise up and take back control of their corrupted government. If they, against all odds, achieve this, my faith in Americans will be restored. Trump was a step forward, it is time for the Third Option

Yeah gare de l'Est and Nord are filled with niggers. This is where all the train lines coming from the shittiest suburbs arrive so there's a constant flow of shitskins

Bon was correct

I have never viewed it like this before and I don't know why I do, but it's crazy of the czech republic is basically halfway through fucking germany. No other european country has anything like that.

It's a shame what they did to us.

This thread kills the anglo menace

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I have fond memories of French softcore porn. They showed it late at night, on Saturdays if I recall correctly. And even back then, 10 years ago, they always had black dudes and chicks... (M6 Erotiques)

Invite UK, Netherlands and Sweden and make the ultimate cuck league.

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Stay mad and alone Luigi, you have no friend.

I hate the French. It is all DEBT, DEBT and DEBT and then they look down on us even though we are good working people - and they look doen on us because we eat pork roast with potatoes and crowd instead or some strange wine dish... and they look down on us for dressing like Germans... and they look down on us for not going out at night all the time.

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But in the most leftist one - Marais - I did not see one black person lounging around. Quelle surprise...

Patrician tastes

Ah well, it's a big European family, everyone is different but one.

Follow the (((money)))

Don'y be jealous, we love you to, but you suck at wars

But French and German are so much closer than they think they are

When it kicks off..and it will kick off.. leave us out of it this time, ok?

Even better, try Gare (=bahnhof) du Nord next time. We call it "Gare du Noir". Niggers every fucking where. Enjoy your next trip !
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Oh yeah I remember rubbing my first ones to that
These areas are filled with lefties but too expensive for niggers to settle in

Only in a tank.

Sorry I have no intention to take Paris again.

We are. But have at least some self respect left. Our government on the other hand...

What do frogs' older relatives have to say about the occupation by krauts? France was unironically better off under German occupation than the mess that it is right now. The last defenders of Berlin were Charlemagne division.

My grandma always says that germans were polite and the US soldiers were violent piece of shit.
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>By the late summer of 1944, soon after the invasion of Normandy, women in Normandy began to complain about rapes by American soldiers.[4] Hundreds of cases were reported.[5]

>In 1945, after the end of the war in Europe, Le Havre was filled with American servicemen awaiting return to the States. A Le Havre citizen wrote to the mayor that the people of Le Havre were "attacked, robbed, run over both on the street and in our houses" and "This is a regime of terror, imposed by bandits in uniform."[4] A coffeehouse owner from Le Havre testified "We expected friends who would not make us ashamed of our defeat. Instead, there came only incomprehension, arrogance, incredibly bad manners and the swagger of conquerors."[6] Such behavior also was common in Cherbourg. One resident stated that "With the Germans, the men had to camouflage themselves—but with the Americans, we had to hide the women."

I remember a tomb epitaph with something like "user, raped and killed by niggers".

My grandma didn't like them that much. Great grandp fought against them, said they stole everything that wasn't bolted down. But they behaved like civilized people for the most part. Near the end there was some rapes in the area and it turned out the perps were russian partizans.

Mostly in Northern France

>such a small border, so many past conflicts

we usually use belgium as a shortcut, less resistance that way

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Not guarding the Ardennes Forest was a massive mistake. Should have built a Trump wall in 1938.

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what do your grandparents think of the state of modern France and politics in the EU?

Sadly all my family members who were alive during the war are already dead. My grandma is still alive, I will try to bring up the subject next time I see her but she's in a home and she's not always lucid these days

>friendship
Oh yeah let's not forget how they humiliated you in WW2.

this pic looks like germany is a pacman
and you are eating/snorting his ass
try to unsee it

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What is this fucking french germanic lovefest
We invented the perfect mixture a long time ago: 60% german, 30% french, 10% italy, 100% glory

Walls are pretty shitty. You build a huge ass wall and the invader just needs a tiny hole to fuck you up. And the fact that you don't even expect it only makes it worse. Mine fields, on the other hand, are the best - you only need one to go off and you know you're being attacked.

>100% glory
Don't lie, Slavic sperm didn't reach farther West than Austria.

In that pic it looks like France is anally fisting Germany.

But slavic prostitutes did.

>But slavic prostitutes did.
Romanians are only half Slavic.

Same goes for you Mamet.

Perfectly fine if you are a true Franco German.

Cuck

100 meter high, 30 meter thick wall

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We are in the same shit together, let’s not get mad at each other’s because of our politicians scums acts. I suggest everyone to make a nationalist group at do training. If you can’t and you want to stay alone then get a gun licence and do some training . 1 nazi well trained with guns is worth 10 non-whites/ lefty. Remember we took over Europe back in the 1940.

Germany took Europe, not you.

Dutch are Frankish and Germanic. Germaniggers are Celtic manlets.

I'm well, I just thought how much better that image would look if our flag was black-white-red and Belgium didn't exist.

I don't think you know how expensive that would be, especially 70 years ago.

Celtic people are unironically better than Germanics.

Please fritz don't get nostalgic

He's right though, The flags would look intertwined and in total harmony. I guess that's what it takes for this friendship to last.