Say something nice about Armenia and Armenians
First nation to convert to Christianity, god-tier food, consistently pisses off Muslims. Also Charles Aznavour.
I hope to God you take back Artsakh.
Good culture, nice people. Shame they dislike Georgians though.
They gave us SOAD, so that's cool.
Why do they dislike georgians
This very christian after multiple genocidal wars.
>First nation to convert to Christianity
That would be Ethiopia, as proven by recent Archaeological findings.
They allied themselves with Turkey in response to Armenia favoring Russia, which invaded them in the 2000s.
Source?
Its mostly historical rivalry.
Neil Diamond
Good food Good body count
ibtimes.com
Coins from the time of king Ezana (early 4th century) display the cross, which replaces formerly used pagan symbolism. The conversion of both nations occurred at roughly the same time, but many believe that Ethiopia converted first.
>Romanians are eternal, they came from Atlantis itself.
>Romanians have invented how to piss while sitting.
>The first extraterrestrials to contact us will be all Romanians since they have colonized the galaxy 7 million years ago.
>The last Ice Age has ended because Romanians have turned on the heating.
>If there were no Romanians gravity would seize to exist and the Sun and the Moon would fall from the sky.
>Romanians have invented the platinum-made magic jumping kangaroo, when it leaps the Dow Jones rises exponentially.
>After Virgin Marry had given birth to Jesus Christ not even God could fix her hymen, but the Romanians did.
>The pure willpower of Romanians can turn heavy water into regular one and back to heavy again, without them no nuclear reactor would be capable of working on this planet.
>Romania is an eternal and unending salt mine.
>Romanians can't steal land since all land on the planet belongs to Romanians by allodial right.
>Every language out there is just a dialect of Romanian.
>All Romanians are transdimensional beings with the immense capacity to go back and forth in time.
>When Romanians organise themselves into a spiral a magical doorway to another galaxy opens up.
>There are no black people in Africa. Only tanned Romanians in Chad.
>All races stem from Romanians. Being a degenerate and inbred is a sign of living too far away from Romania.
>Before Nietzche wrote the Zarathustra he visited Romania to talk to the great sage known as Kăl-el.
>Romanians wrote all the books that could be found at the Phalos of Alexandria in Teleorman the library that contained all the knowledge of the world. Once it got burned down by the Bozgors the Romanians choose to pass on its sacred knowledge ass to mouth.
>Romanians were Muslims even before Arabs, they wrote the Churân but Mohammed the coward gypsoid Türk stole it.
Survived a genocidal imperialist neighbour which is good. I'm intending to visit Armenia soon. Been to the western side of the border with Turkey and heard their (completely false) version, so owe it to Armenia to hear their side.
The only thing worse than niggers and jews.
They seem like neat people.
The mere existence of their genocide makes t*rks assmad beyond control which is funny. Also, they're like the inverse us
I fucked this Armenian chick and she had huge tits and was a virgin. Thats really my only experience with Armenians.
No one fucking cares about your country! Geez you gypsies truly are the worst posters here
They’re good at killing civilians and stealing land. Pretty much like the Jews.
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Armenians kill civilians and steal land?
btfo Azerbaijan
First nation to accept Turkey
>genocide
Nice!
first Christian nation in the world, first country with a Constitution that was in alignment with Christ's teachings, victims of the first genocide of the 20th century that goes unrecognized to this day.
American born Armenian here. Visited Armenia last year and it felt like Russia, or how I imagine Russia to be. Politeness is a rarity and the food was not like what I grew up eating, which was more Persian influenced. Not at all like all my relatives described, but Yerevan was pretty cool.
All of the Diaspora have this idealized vision of old Armenia that they tell stories about, then when you go to real Armenia you have all this Russian / Middle Eastern culture blended in and it's a bit weird.
Though, my family are Zeitun mountain people so who knows what crazy stories they invented.
System of a Down
They aren't niggers to begin with. They are mostly Semitic if anything, and share nothing in common with the west African colonials that idolize them as the pinnacle of black achievement. Their skull shapes and facial characteristics are distinctly Semitic, not in any way alike those of American niggers, as are those of Nubians to the north, whom WEWUZers often name when trying to prove that Egypt was a black civilization because a single dynasty had been Nubian following a short lived Nubian conquest of Egypt. Even if we are to concede that these particular peoples had a notable history, their achievements would not extend to west African niggers. Both Ethiopians and Nubians did have a remarkable history, at least by African standards. The kingdom of Aksum had been listed among the four great powers of the world at one point in its history. It was also the only sub-Saharan civilization to have developed its own alphabet and constructed colossal monuments that still stand to this day, thousands of years later. In addition to ancient monuments, Ethiopia is also home to churches that date back to the 4th century, as well as the oldest Christian bibles known to exist.
Why won't you just leave?
I feel your pain brother, but with venezuelans. Also
>a fucking tree
I hope they replace kurds
First nation to convert to Christianity is the levant
Armenia is the first Christian state
Are you Assyrian?
Hairy mafia wannabes that wear too much cologne and drive 60 down residential streets in the bmw their credit fraud dad bought them
also they are the biggest soviet fanboys in the world. tankies look like fucking nazis compared to armos