Van Living

no woman wants a man who lives in a van. The van would smell, he would smell, the van would be dirty, he would be dirty.

where are you going to shower OP
basic hygiene?
they will be tired of you shitting every day at McDonalds
Your van will smell like stale farts and stale beer

just get a small house in a decent neighborhood like everyone else

youtube.com/watch?v=1_S6fFiD6Q4

Find an isolated place. Get some cinder blocks and put the van on them. Start the engine once a week. Get a gas scooter to commute. Never pay rent or taxes.

Campgrounds have showers, or the alternative is getting a planet fitness membership or something and using their showers and whatever bathroom is closest, also laundromats exist.
You idiots act like this is impossible just because you'd never have the balls to do it.

I make a solid wage from home (software contractor) and I'm not a child anymore, and I think women are into the travel meme. My plan is to snag one while she's young and wife her before the effects of ZOGbot turn her into a whore.

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I lived in a van for 3 years
I now own a mansion
Not lying
Ama

this

do jews own vans?

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>getting a planet fitness membership
this.

Rate my plan Is it worth it bro?

I for one think it's a really solid plan, also women are really into the travel meme, you could definitely snag the right one going place to place who's willing to uproot her life for you.
That kind of shit is romantic to them, and traveling together to find a place to call home sounds like a solid bonding experience.
Godspeed user, I believe in you.

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live in mi and thinking of the same thing
honestly OP go for a small RV, the old dodge 24' are like 3grand on craigslist
get solar for the roof it'll be the best investment or you're gonna pay out the ass for power
I'd stay at state parks and shit just so you don't get into shit for loitering

Where is the best place to find a virgin?

>need two vehicles, two insurances, maintenance, etc
>spend hundreds on gas for both vehicles every month
>live like a bum in the middle of nowhere
not worth it fren

rent an affordable place and be done with all this shit, cheaper and less headaches

an Elementary School

Jow Forums

>That kind of shit is romantic to them, and traveling together to find a place to call home sounds like a solid bonding experience.
>Godspeed user, I believe in you.

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Churches by sucking up to their dads while they're still in high school unfortunately, and even then there's no sure way to know if she is or not
Virgins rarely exist anymore unless they are just absolutely too socially awkward to bang

it's not as expensive as you make it out to be.

You should really get into kernel development.

I could use a bicycle.
Kek
What would her dad think of a well groomed buff bum?

>You should really get into kernel development.
yeah, right, so I can get memed out of a job by a woman with a grudge

Are you retarded?

>park the van
No gas.

>maintenance
Barely.

>insurance
Unnecessary. Especially on the van.

I would settle for 0-1 former partners, especially if they were high school tier

America is one big shopping mall, meme-flag. You should probably just take your van down to the nearest shopping complex, park it next to the nature they've provided in 12-8 squares, and smoke your weed all day. Nobody wants you here.

For years I have made a lifestyle of working construction gigs and living innavan in the US. AMA.

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Don't help this glowing nigger learn anything about the US.

Do you have to commute far? How do you shower? What do you do so no one steals your stuff?

>mad incel defending his home turf on Jow Forums

Living in a van will not get you a woman.
Now living in a cave....

What sort of work?

>AMA
What are the top 5 skills I need to know to get paid decently?

Buy a sail boat so you can leave when the libshits start civil war II

>Now living in a cave....
kek

>Buy a sail boat so you can leave when the libshits start civil war II
What is the cheapest oceanworthy sailboat?

I know a guy who lives in a sail boat off the west coast. He doesn't pay taxes and bangs a lot. He blond and buff though.

DAILY reminder there are cute nerd girls you can wife but you have to be mildly attractive. Kys if you’re not desu

You watch a bunch of videos about it on YouTube?
Sure does look cozy..
Oh wait, you almost took the bait!
It's another psyop to rope a dope and destabilize the west.
Think about it: why would anyone romanticize *Living in a CAR*?
The 'cozy' vanlife you're imagining is only possible with some serious passive income (Almost like the only way to have a good vanlife is to be a vanlife blogger? Ever notice that?)
If you ever meet someone who HAD to adopt the vanlife, it's not pretty, it's not romantic, it's not a rebellion against modernity- it's never being able to have a decent cooked meal, shit or shower and being woken up by cops at 3 am on a regular basis.
Sure you're beating the Rent Jew, but at the cost of handing your reigns to the Gas Jew; who is gentle at first, but will randomly fuck you hard when you least expect it

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>DAILY reminder there are cute nerd girls you can wife but you have to be mildly attractive. Kys if you’re not desu
Please elaborate on these cute nerd girls

>If you ever meet someone who HAD to adopt the vanlife, it's not pretty, it's not romantic, it's not a rebellion against modernity- it's never being able to have a decent cooked meal, shit or shower and being woken up by cops at 3 am on a regular basis.
shower at the gym - shit at literally any public facility - park in walmart so no cops

what's the problem again?

Southern cross 31 and alberg 30 are good starting points. Full keel is good in smaller boats for better handling in rough seas, but they are slower. It’s a deep rabbit hole to jumo down, with lots of info to digest but with enougb solar power and a decent water maker, you can gtfo when shit goes south. No engine power required if you are patient and learn the skills

This is my plan when my world goes to shit

No property tax is another excellant reason to live on a sail boat. Plus chicks love my sail boat even though it’s a pos

>go to college
>cute awkward nerd girls with zero friends
>friend her, talk to her, etc

Wife. It’s not hard if you have a decent face and decent personality. I fell for the incel meme then I realized there’s girls who think I’m hot. Therefor I’ve got a chance- a massive fucking one. Put yourself out there and you’ll get bites

can you go below deck and show them the love dungeon?

Okay. What is the best place for cheap rent, employment, christian girls, and somewhere I don't have to slave over my job weekly and can focus on recreational things like programming and music?

>>cute awkward nerd girls with zero friends
lol where in the world do these exist? literally every woman I know, even the awkawrd ones, have men fawning over them

Go to Arizona. Park in a new subdivision each day or a Walmart parking lot. Then you remain undetected

maybe I got lucky with being first one to talk to her. If you see one act fast dude

I guess I can afford to waste some money on community college classes. But what classes should I take to minmax my qt-roastie ratio?

>Go to Arizona. Park in a new subdivision each day or a Walmart parking lot. Then you remain undetected
Upside: Indefinite travel, free of harrassment
Downside: Everyone is Mexican

Try to pair it with a manly activity like rock climbing and you will go a long way to potentially scoring a girlfriend. Wife is maybe a stretch. The key is to not give off a derelict this-is-my-only-option vibe. Instead, create a philosophy and purpose around it.

I'm thinking get an English major so she can homeschool your kids. If your kids know how to read and enjoy it and you surround them with books and no pop-culture/niggers they'll develop on their own

Asking the right questions!
Answer: Microsoft classes. Surprising, I know.
>Again it’s not a full proof thing but that’s the best chance.

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I'm thinking about this more in terms of short-term mating strategy than degree/whatever, I can worry about raising my kids correctly later

The problem is that you're not going into debt by taking a massive loan from the jew to buy a McMansion. Not paying interest to the jew is a sin in America. Don't buy into the minimalist hype. Be a good goy and get into debt slavery today!

no wife will be willing to live in a box, except if it's a nonwhite subhuman gypgy tier abomination.

>Don't help this glowing nigger learn anything about the US.
Eh, at least I can help the other anons ITT.

>Do you have to commute far?
Depends on the local layout, but usually not.
>How do you shower?
Membership at a 24 hour gym or shower at a state park. Stay Jow Forums.
>What do you do so no one steals your stuff?
Look up crime rate maps when you move to a new area (and marvel at how well they match the racial demographic maps), lock up anything valuable (my tools are in a steel gangbox), pay attention to your surroundings, don't look like you have anything worth stealing, never travel unarmed.

Pipefitting and welding, did some road construction after the oil crash.

Networking, ambition, work ethic, mathematics, welding.

Insurance is necesarry as fuck you fat retarded fuck. You have to tell them you are living in it too or they may not pay a claim. Insurance isn't too high

I need to know also so I'm brainstorming. What about a girl pursuing an art degree.

You're going to hop in a van and look for virgins? Have you really thought your plan out?

Virgin wife material doesn't usually go hunting for dudes living in vans. You're more likely to run into cute crusties who have been around the block, and that's if you're a bit lucky.

what kind of van do you live in?

>drive around in a van looking for young women
Sounds like a solid plan OP.

lmao you remind me of retards that think they can live on 500€ per month... until they need to go to the dentist, but new shoes, repair their car, etc.

forget about living in a van, seriously, you're too stupid to pull it off without ending completely homeless

Ok now you're not living the vanlife: you're locked into orbiting Gyms (read: tied to cities and dealing with bums) and paying a gym membership
Wait you can't even live that free a life; you're locked into co-orbiting Gyms, and Walmarts? You've got to do some serious travel planning to keep that up, or have to commute every night or every morning (Ring ring, it's the Gas Jew!)
And on top of that, you want to be stuck using PUBLIC RESTROOMS (remember, in the CITY, where you're STUCK to orbit your Planet Fitness and Walmarts) for the rest of your life?
Or skip all the headache, wasted money (your vanlife camper is a permanently deprecating asset, btw, and one that will keep asking for more money in Repairs) and just buy a tiny shit shack inland, and travel whenever you get the itch to get it out of your system?

Califoria you can live right on the beach for free you will never go hungry people literally hand you money. Get a free shirt and shower at any community center and free meals. Starbucks on every corner for when you need to shit. California's great.

Hand guns are hard to travel and own state by state but shotguns are easy. That's what I have. Will anyone bother you if you have a shotgun?

Must... acquire... mortgage...

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You need a shitton of money to pull that off

I'll settle down when I wife her, duh

>Networking, ambition, work ethic, mathematics, welding.
how much do you make?

Right that's why I asked this

>What about a girl pursuing an art degree.
oy vey, this is wonderful
bonus points if she's interested in abstract art and minority-positive art

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yeah the walmart thing is what all the rich boomers in big RVs do. As long as you stay in the white suburbs it would be comfy

kek

There are people on Jow Forums who claim they live off 1500 a year because they stick to a strict diet and manage their budget well.

I shot my baby...

>you're locked into co-orbiting Gyms, and Walmarts?
literally every small town in the US has a walmart within 30 miles or a place to shit/shower for $60 tops

I'd recommend somewhere in the central plains (Kansas, Nebraska, Wyoming, Montana, Eastern Colorado). All places that are mostly white, conservative, etc.

Headroom is less than 6’ so I have to duck down a little but it sleeps 4, has a kitchen (galley) and the boat rocks when you fuck

You fucking know it

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Aren't all women from California sluts? I don't think I've met a Cali girl with a partner count below 5.

Art cunts go for manly guys. They like being raped. They only complain when you don't date them afterwards.

>You need a shitton of money to pull that off
how much?

how much was it?

the truth is revealed

Welcome to adulthood: you have to contribute to society by working in order to reap its benefits. Grow up maybe? There's no such thing as a free lunch, despite what you remember from mommy packing you to school, or your college food program- Wakey wakey: its reality calling and there's work to be done!

>not making money from programming online and being completely location independent, able to live anywhere in the world
it's like you're not even trying
if you like programming, make it your job

Surely there is a city in the US where I can work a part time Job and live in a studio while living comfortably.

>part time job
>comfortably
heh