/ahsg/ ATLANTIC HURRICANE SEASON GENERAL 2018: Hurricane Michael #3

RUNDOWN:

Hurricane Michael:
At 2:00 PM EDT Mon Oct 8
Category: 1
Location: 21.7°N 85.1°W
Moving: N at 7 mph
Min pressure: 978 mb
Max sustained: 75 mph

>Hurricane Michael is Forecast to rapidly intensify into a Category 3/4 Major Hurricane within the next 56 hours before making landfall in the Florida Panhandle
>Interests in the region should begin necessary preparations now.

ADVISORIES:
>Atlantic:
nhc.noaa.gov
>Central Pacific:
prh.noaa.gov/cphc/
>Western Pacific:
metoc.navy.mil/jtwc/jtwc.html
HURRICANE PREPAREDNESS:
redcross.org/get-help/how-to-prepare-for-emergencies/types-of-emergencies/hurricane.html
ready.gov/hurricanes
nhc.noaa.gov/prepare/ready.php
MODELS AND INFO:
tropicaltidbits.com/storminfo/
trackthetropics.com/florence/
spaghettimodels.com/
ventusky.com
windy.com/?27.500,-67.100,6
>Meteorologists/Storm Chasers:
twitter.com/Jeff_Piotrowski
twitter.com/ReedTimmerAccu
twitter.com/tropicalupdate

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TELL ME ABOUT JEFF. WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?

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Tropical tidbits when

FIRST FOR CHAIRFORCE HURRICANE HUNTERS

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Who here /PublixCEO/? The lines are packed.

Brunswick GA here. How fucked am I?

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Andrew Gillum is a gay nigger

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Get me some of this

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Gulf county checking in, all gas station in Port St Joe and Cape San Blas are out, Wewahitchka to the north is low. Plus we are now under mandatory evacuation orders.

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THIS IS FLORIDA LEADER

ALL FLORIDA ANONS REPORT IN

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pinellas reporting in
waiting for my comfy outer bands rain and wind

Muh red ride though

How fucked is Raleigh, NC this time?

305 reporting in

Tally here. Have no supplies, leaving tonight

kek

I wonder if he's going to livestream since he's ground zero.

JAX here. This is gonna be close.

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northeast orlando here
gonna giggle while y'all get fucked

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I got called an idiot yesterday for saying this would be a major by landfall
Wake up this morning, and the NHC has it as a Major at landfall
Be safe out there panhandlers

Eye protection against flyin' carworshes.

352 reporting in

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407 reporting

will begin buying 24 packs

Checkers is the shit.

Bay County here still fuel over this way but it is getting slim....Still slaving away at the office so haven't seen grocery store stocks.....Will go and get plenty of tasty meat, charcoal, and canned goods. Freeze the meat and wait. If it hits and power goes out proceed to cook everything in the fridge

ABSOLUTELY KINO

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MIKE is going straight up the Chesapeake

LMAO this nigga

Fuck Florida.

Mike going to hit New York as a cat 5 screenshot this

fucking Tallahassee boomers

jesus not this again

Brunswick here. Can confirm.

DUVVAAAL

High end Cat 5 by sundown.

Brunswick sucks ass...that fucking mall is super depressing...You should prob just KYS
Golden Isles nice tho

>mfw cat 7 by Tuesday

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MIKE is going straight up your mothers cunt

I went ahead and filled up, I have enough food and rations to make it 2 weeks with no power. I like how for once being a prepperfag pays off. I'm ready for it. While I watch all the tourists run around with their heads cut off.

you tell me kiddo
(the red dot is Raleigh)
you're looking at a direct hit from AT LEAST a Cat 2. Then Big MIKE is going straight up the Chesapeake

These tendie subs from Publix are fucking addictive. Third trip today and the girl behind the counter just gave me a weird look.

so what’s the expectation for atl? do i go to my parents for the week or just say fuck it?

954 here. Unbelievably, this isn't barreling straight at us. Stay safe, FloFags.

>not getting a Reuben or something decent.

I'm so silly :^)

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Id go all the way to TN

I suggest comfy Nashville

LATEST ENSEMBLES

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Baldwin County, AL here. Florida, please send all your evacuation niggers to Georgia, not here.
thanks

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I agree. Been here since 89 but coming from Augusta...this place is paradise...on the islands. Brunswick is now top 3 murder per capita in GA. I wonder why. Fucking apes.

Damn those are all showing Cat 4

I'm supposed to fly into Atlanta on Thursday. And now this shit hits.

and maybe send us some rain. Too lazy to water grass

Is that outer band already hitting the keys?

So the coke won't blow in his eyes.

Its going to track more east.

FRESH BURST OF CONVECTION SWIRLING AROUND THE EYE

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it had better fucking not
i'm a transplant from the north i don't want hurricanes

>HM turns 100 miles to the east, cat 1-2 winds and damage. At best 2 weeks without power. Walking Dead conditions.
>HM stays on its current track or turns 100 mils to the west, Tropical Storm winds. Hurricane Party, full power and cold beer.

352 here... getting ready for this shit. Got my Publix phone app ready to order a shit ton of Publix subs, beer, chips, and have them delivered to my house on the day of the storm.

Gonna watch the nigger Publix delivery person struggle to deliver my food.

10/10

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'BAMA part of Florida reporting in. Roll tide, 850.

What's your go to Publix sub

>tfw you'll never be more than a category 1 hurricane

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Buffalo Tendies sub, user.

Hold on Friend...we got plenty of niggers here in Ga. already....I say just let them keep heading north to New York and Canada. I hear those Canada boys love the BBC

And you base this on what?

You moved to the wrong fucking state faggot. Go back to the shithole you came from.

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>calling a brave man delivering your lazy fat ass food a nigger
Faggot

Nature is Beautiful

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Digits confirm this big bad motherfucker is going to slowly but steadily swing East and give the outskirts of Tampa Bay a little bit of wind and rain

Kek

>Publix delivery person
You mean the Instacart delivery person? Or are you retarded?

way ahead of you i'm already making plans to leave this hellscape

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Ultimate Boardhead with sub sauce... can't go wrong.

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Florida would be absolutely nothing without wealthy north easterners keeping it afloat. It’s literaly it’s origin story. Kek. It’s our state bitch.

Is that the eye starting to clear in the middle?

I'm not huge on boarheads toast beef

I would rather ride it out in FL and die then spend one waking hour in your shit hole state....

Fuck off band wagon homo....You better pray bands don't extend out your way and blow over your single wide trailer.....white trash nigger

swing right you fuck

Hurricane warnings will be issued with the next NHC advisory

Me neither, I have them leave that shit out. I replace it with the chipoltle turkey instead.

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its michael the archangel

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Maybe you can fly into Montreal instead

what is the likelihood this hurricane will either limp dick it to a tropical storm or mount a rock hard erection to a cat 4-5?

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you've obviously never been to Baldwin Co

I just moved to florida 2 months ago (Estero).

Im scared. Is this going to hit me? I think im in the yellow area of that map in OP's picture. Do i go get water?

I was gonna call you a faggot but then I realized I'm born to transplants from NY

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Looks like an eye is forming

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No. Most Hurricanes are not made of water.

much better plan. All those Yankee liberals need some cultural enrichment

sheeeet

between or cocaine exports and oranges Florida is a literal economic power house....and that's before we even mention the homo mouse....That sick fucker runs it all!!!!

I'm in Estero too :^), go get some water. It's not going to hit us too hard (hopefully), but you should ALWAYS be prepared during hurricane season. Shops aren't too busy right now, so go right now and get a few cases of water and batteries. Welcome to Florida

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Anyone worried? I only get nervous about storms when I'm in an unfamiliar place. In my hometown, I get excited for them.

You serious?

First rule of being a Floridian is to not be scared of Hurricanes. We laugh in the face of danger user.

and yes, get some water, a lot of it, gas up your vehicles, buy extra gallons of gas and store them in your garage. Buy candles, matches, a battery operated radio, maybe a geni, and a lot of beer and publix subs.

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yea, just to be safe

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Michael seems like quite the dick

yep, NE and SW Eyewall showing swirling convection building

Baldwin county is the asshole of AL....Total shit hole. I live in FL and fly to Gulfport just so I don't have to step foot in that shit hole state.

i'm a poorfag and i'm not going to prep. if this thing swings east and hits central florida i might cry

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