Kraut/pol/ & AfD General - Krautsalat Edition

>upcoming state elections
Bavaria: Oct. 14 2018 #ltwby
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/landtage/bayern.htm
Hesse: Oct. 28 2018 #ltwhe
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/landtage/hessen.htm
>Bavarian and Hessian goys may sign up as election observers
wahlbeobachtung.de/

>Polls
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/

>Meme Collections
postimg.cc/gallery/nhhpfo06/
myalbum.com/album/GQh1fBMtneIw

>Counter culture
youtube.com/watch?v=3QsQdKKB-cg
gab.ai/xurious
radical-esthetique.tumblr.com/
de-de.kikebook.com/WolfPMSneu/
arcadimagazin.de/

>Get active
afd.de/mitglied-werden/
identitaere-bewegung.de/mitglied-werden/
einprozent.de/mitmachen

>AfD rekking shitlibs in the Reichstag (english sub)
youtube.com/watch?v=sQlI281RY58
youtube.com/watch?v=GOCpLe1rGIk
youtube.com/watch?v=wZ66coDh14s

>AfD speeches in Bundestag (german)
[post 3 most recent and most shitposty/redpilling/dank speeches]
youtube.com/watch?v=G_67-sqD0h8
youtube.com/watch?v=oLuNr93-yJg

>Einzelfall map, case log
google.com/maps/d/viewer?ll=50.81216753012352,11.303021784765633&z=6&mid=13VaJa8XDU1vklF9xamz2kVQNJxk

>Kraut/pol/ OP pasta
pastebin.com/raw/jpBzKTq8

>A f D W A V E
youtube.com/watch?v=oSZoLXHSakE
youtube.com/watch?v=f1fQtwWnvBA

>REDPILLS 4 NORMIES
faz.net/aktuell/feuilleton/debatten/integration/gastarbeiter-die-kunst-des-missverstehens-11502703.html
refcrime.info/en/Crime/Chronology
refcrime.info/en/Feed/Overview
steemit.com/@derhorus

Tasks:
Make memes and propaganda for Germany
Spread and share said propaganda and memes on social media
Always believe and have trust in Germany and the German people
Beware of defeatist and leftist trolls

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youtube.com/watch?v=BhYEkRjUWM8
jumeirah.com/de/hotels-resorts/frankfurt/jumeirah-frankfurt/
jumeirah.com/globalassets/global/hotels-and-resorts/frankfurt/jumeirah-frankfurt/restaurants/el-rayyan/jumeirah-frankfurt-elrayyan-menu-oct15-en.pdf
youtube.com/watch?v=ajZAeitXnPU
youtube.com/watch?v=cjmxmHpBj4E
youtube.com/watch?v=btPJPFnesV4
linkedin.com/in/annette-langehenke-6112a1/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

first for fuck off

SCHMALÖSTERREICH RAUS!

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I always imagined this is what a German flag poster looked like.

Repost - reply to this one.


I find these documentaries about reporters going into the ruins of Pripyat fascinating.
youtube.com/watch?v=BhYEkRjUWM8
I guess that's why S.T.A.L.K.E.R. is so popular.
Heck, maybe that other kind Schluchtendweller is right and I need tro travel a little.

Ah, so it's just a bucketcrab? Or is it a shill?

Tay I know in which hotel you stay. Shouldn't have posted the food you ordered. Should I come and visit you baby girl?

jumeirah.com/de/hotels-resorts/frankfurt/jumeirah-frankfurt/

jumeirah.com/globalassets/global/hotels-and-resorts/frankfurt/jumeirah-frankfurt/restaurants/el-rayyan/jumeirah-frankfurt-elrayyan-menu-oct15-en.pdf

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The nose of scheming, the eyes of subversion. So nice.

FOR THE REBIRTH OF THE PHONIX!
HE SHALL RISE ONCE MORE!
youtube.com/watch?v=ajZAeitXnPU

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JUDEA DECLARES WAR ON GERMANY, 2018

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HAH!

gefickt! :>

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>AIDS
could certainly lose some weight
youtube.com/watch?v=cjmxmHpBj4E

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How do you even want to know that?

Nah. Op's pic looks cool, real germans just look like beer belly autistic weirdos that can't into humour.
Sad!

They're mostly Social Democrats.

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its anudda shoah! remember the six bazingillion goy!

it is getting a tad confusing as of late

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>jumeirah.com/de/hotels-resorts/frankfurt/jumeirah-frankfurt/

starting at 400 euroshekels a night, ayyyyyyy

don't get robbed you attention-seeking whore

>Schanklisch

Sounds like a veneral disease...

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>Should I come and visit you baby girl?
Have you already sold your kidney?

obelix, please!

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Ok thanks, I was trying to not get horney this thread.

He is just a deranged spastic Shill

Fugg! :D

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...

Only if you aren't a degenerate Kraut and would kill her for being a drug addict, like your great grandpapa would, bless his soul, what a good man. Now Germans are pathetic begging attention from a prostitute drug addict, and leaves me no choice but to avenge my familam and execute you all when I get the chance.

might be more true than you imagine

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the hands of extortion . . .

it's a fucking masterpiece!

Ah, okay.
Oh well, I see how you can get into his position, I have been there.

DW I will put you all out of your misery.

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Irl we are average looking 20-somethings.
Don't get your hopes up, Whitney Wisconsin, kek.

ROOF!
FINE!

Kek.
>The virgin Saltbaguette VS the CHAD Beernigger

did she ever say that she also runs a company?

He shall rise, and defeat the darkness, and keep it in he's blade sharp claws the evil of this world!
AND HE SHALL BE VICTORIOUS!
youtube.com/watch?v=btPJPFnesV4

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boah ich hab nichts zu trinken du.bs und ich trink das Mundwasser

tfw when you finally realize the origin of the term shitposting

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Tay you here?

Well if you're a girl and want to have some fun tonight I can give you my room number.

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>....aber leider sind viele Juden wie Sie."

t. volkslehrer

FUCKING BASED!

No she's in

Thurn-und-Taxis-Platz 2
60313 Frankfurt am Main
Germany

gotta find that room yourself tho you rancid thirsty bastard

nice quads.

Lösch dich!

> lmao

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>digits
Well, i am not a biological female, but.....i have other things to offer tay, we could have a romantic night. ;)

Holy shit! :DDDDDDDDDDDd
Yeah but its what like 800KM from here to Germany?I woun't be in time, and i don't have a car.

>then day when half of Kraut/pol/ discovers the upsides of being genderfluid and identifies as female

homosexuals in gas

you inferior complexes

linkedin.com/in/annette-langehenke-6112a1/

age fit, looks lesbian, data analysis, runs own company (she is talking like a entrepreneur all the time), also would actually earn "higher six digits"

also Dortmund => FFM is a distance.

Scruffy!
Don't worry Latvian, you and Tay can hold hands from across the barbed wire when we throw you both in camps for faggotry.

Hey fuck off guys, i love Tay.
#LoveIsLove

>linkedin.com/in/annette-langehenke-6112a1/

but really nothing out of the blue for business travel.
Considering Dortmund and Frankfurt AM to be centers of business and commerce.

godspeed user!

>linkedin.com/in/annette-langehenke-6112a1/
Can you screenshot because I don't want to sign in or create account.

Try harder you creep.

kek

I'll checkout in the morning. You won't make it.

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Hey, sei' mal ganz ehrlich; hast du die Quads mit 'nem Skript erhascht?

can we gather names? I will call the hotel to try to test for the name

"got a suspicious food order for xyz here"

the avatar makes me uncomfortable

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wahrscheinlich, mit statistik wissen und bisserl coding kannst das sehr gut treffen...

>youtube.com/watch?v=btPJPFnesV4

That lightened my mood :)

Bored again? ;)

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I'm mobile posting, so nope and are get-scripts still working? Last time I used one was in 2011 or so.

Yeah your right...anyow i would like to meet you some other day baby girl. :****

>linkedin.com/in/annette-langehenke-6112a1/

better: ARCHIVE this shit!
(archive-dot-fo)

geh sterben

Kek!

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>Annette
Name simmilar to my first crush. :D

At the reception:

> Abend. Hey I would like to surprise my friend, he is at this hotel, but I don't know his room number?
Well do you know his name?
> No but he always wears a faux SS uniform and Sieg Heils everyone. Also a closed addict. And LARPs as a women on a Hawaiian hoodie exchange board. Does this match to anyone?
Room number 1488, please ask him to turn down his marching music and to stop asking for Arierpasse of the cleaning lady.

hope you learned how to use condoms, son ;)