Austria has launched an investigation in the poisoining of the Austrian war minister’s beloved cat. The cat was found dead, it is most likely due to Russian (or British) meddling.
Austrian war minister’s beloved family cat poisoned
Jonathan Gray
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Colton Bennett
source nigger
Samuel White
Joshua Rivera
GET THE NUKES READY
Thomas Parker
>killing animals instead of people
Pathetic
Christian Fisher
IS THERE NO LIMIT TO PUTIN'S INSATIABLE THIRST FOR EVIL
Jaxon Hernandez
It’s the Russians (or British), they are desperate now.
Anthony Lewis
The cat was an important member of the family. Revenge for the cat’s death is all that is on Austrians’ mind right now.
Jayden Perez
Jeremiah Gonzalez
>launching an investigation
What are they interrogating cats in the neighborhood about russian ties?
Luis Ward
Only Hitler 2.0 can save them now.
Sebastian Scott
I mean it would be great as a casus belli to invade Südtirol but this is literally nothing.
Camden Hernandez
Was his name Franz Furdinand? WAS IT THOSE DAMN SERBS AGIN
Joseph Long
Frizz Furrdinand was his real name, no more jokes ok?
Blake Cruz
No, the cat’s name was Moses. As in the Moses, the Hebrew deliverer of the word of God and savior of his people from slavery.
Ian Turner
It's not the Russians. Something like 80% of Russians own cats. They would never do such a thing.
Landon Hill
I would suspect Italy, such proximity to those niggers
Luke Bell
so they shoah'd the poor thing
Josiah Campbell
Jayden Allen
It really idiotic to say the Russians poisoned a cat
Brayden Ramirez
Brits say the Russians poisoned some drunk Brit and his daughter/wife.
Jack Gutierrez
Brits also sided with the jews and started WWII
Jacob Powell
but everything is Russia's fault.
Owen Kelly
>(or British)
Oh fuck off, you probably packed it for a trip somewhere and forgot to poke holes in the lid or something.
Connor Ward
glad the owner is important so the cat gets justice
rip moses
Adrian Carter
I would unironically bio-attack the appropriate dna of Israhell over this heinous act. Heck throw Africa in there too.
Jason Lopez
>Implying Russia would risk getting bombed over a fucking cat suicide Clinton style
Retarded.
Jack Russell
The cat was found with two self-inflicted bites to the neck?
Landon Davis
Maybe they blamed it on two teenage Pitbulls.
Hunter Flores
I think the water bowl exploded because the cat was drinking too much.
Jaxon Sullivan
Russian cats did this.
Lincoln Howard
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Ethan Cox
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Nolan Allen
Sir John Meownash was poisoned? How could this have been allowed to happen?
Juan Perry
F rip in peace pussy
Jonathan Johnson
>(or British)
This is why I HATE G*rmany