45% of you will end up with a single mom

Here are 15 reasons to date a single mom.

1. She’s no wimp. Single moms are tough and independent.

2. She’s already a great mom. (And weren’t you looking for someone who would be a great mother? Look no further!)

3. She’s incredibly patient, but doesn’t have a lot of tolerance for bad behavior. She’ll be good for you.

4. She doesn’t play games. She doesn’t have time to just fool around. She takes her relationships seriously.

5. She’ll only keep you around if the relationship is a good thing for both her and her kids. You won’t have to guess if she’s into you.

6. Single moms are easy to pamper. (They don’t get breaks very often. Hint, hint.)

7. She’s loyal — and is fiercely protective of her little brood.

8. She can articulate what she wants and needs from a relationship.

9. Single moms are both practical and fun. There’s no room for diva behavior.

10. She’s no longer a party girl, but a fun night out is still very welcome.

11. She’s selfless. Single moms put others’ needs before their own.

12. Moms make the best lasagna and give the best back rubs.

13. You’ll get to take part in adventures to amusement parks, the zoo and the park. Bonus: You’ll have an excuse to play with toys.

14. She’s adaptable. She knows that life doesn’t always go as planned and has learned how to make the best of it.

15. Single moms can do it all, but are super-appreciative of a helping hand. Woo her with kindness and acts of service.

>Prove me wrong
protip: you cant

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single moms are a cancer destroying future citizens that are needed to uphold the grandness of our heritage. Because of women and single moms we have lost many great men before they even go through puberty. Its more humane to kill single moms and their offspring - and better for white society.

I fuck tons of single moms tons try hard for me to impregnate them but my pull out game is surgical

>t. roastie
It's gonna be a hard no from me

Molymeme did that article already
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A single mom doesn't care about you as a person. She just wants another income stream to help her raise her children.

>single moms try to flirt with you

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why would i help raise a child thats not my own?

no

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Like fucking hell im going to be some bitches second choice at a father for her kid. Not my fault she made a poor decision, I’m not cleaning up that mess

I gave one a shot once. Lasted about 6 weeks. Never again.

At 33 I wasted 6 years with a woman who decided she never wanted children. I started dating and the landscape is bleak. Single mothers are rampant, but also crazy used up reformed turbo whores with babies on the brain. There's gotta be a middle ground somewhere. I found a nice, childless 29 year old so I'll find out if the crazy comes out in the next couple of years. I want to have children but I couldn't raise another dudes kids, that shit is disgusting.

I've shown women this so many times and they're always shocked.

don't raise another man's kid anons

they will NEVER respect you

BA-BA-BARBARIAN
SHLOMO THE BARBARIAN

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Id rather be gay

This is delicious pasta. Me gusta.
However IRL, the vast majority of single mothers are retarded, otherwise baring their partner dying, - they wouldnt be single mothers. Btfo

id rather die alone

i would rather die alone

single moms are single for a reason

have fun raising tyrone jr. for the next 10+ years.

kid would have to be under 4 and the father has to have died a deserved death

Nigga I'm the guy out there making single moms

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I would rather end it now. Hard pass from me fella

Regular access to pussy

You mean she is most likely a degenerate who got a divorce? No thank you, I don't need to tie myself to someone who is already hell bound.

Pretty much this.

This is bad bait. All single moms I know (I knkw quite a few, ages are 20-28) are party girls who ditch their kids on a responsible relative every weekend so they can get black out drunk and take new dick.

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A “great mom” doesn’t get knocked up by some nigger who bolts

Being a single mother, unless it was due to something tragic like her husband having a workplace accident or being killed in action, is in itself disqualifying for being a “great mom”. The fucking thot only though about her pleasure in the moment instead of her children’s future. She should be killed and the kids put into military school.

The Huffington Post, besides it's political lean, prints some hilarious shit. No quality man wants a single mom. By quality I mean 1) educated 2) good career 3) money in his pocket 4) no criminal record 5) good to his parents, and so on. By their late 20's, those quality guys and good "catches" know what they're worth. They aren't going to waste their time on a single mom who has already started life without him.

only if she kills the kid to be with me

The first post (while being the most factually correct post,) is also as always, the best post.

I'm a single dad and I won't date single moms.

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHA

i'll hang myself before prior. bet.

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1. I like feeling needed.
2. If she were a great mom, she would've been a great wife too. Odds are 99/100 that she was the second ingredient in a shit cocktail of a relationship.
3. I've literally never observed this. They're usually venting about their misbehaving kids to me.
4.She bullshits hardcore enough to convince herself that the father of her children was expendable. If it weren't for the state and an abject lack of justice in the world, the kids would be taken away.
5. This also isn't generally true. I came from a neighborhood where a lot of people can say they've been molested by their single mother's boyfriends (including these two young men I know who are constantly in and out of jail).
6. There's literally ONE woman I know who would be sweet enough for me to lavish with love in spite of being a single mother, and it's because I know her and know that any situation where she ended up in that predicament would be due to her lack of personal agency. That woman and any children she has would be a fantastic treasure to whisk away into a better, more loving life. Anyone who threatened them would have their hearts placed in the offering basket. What other tithe could outshine the defense of God's own angels?
If you haven't been to church in the past month, you're most likely nothing like her. You'd bitch for the world where she would sing her thanks for what she has.
7. Of course. Who else is going to take care of her when she gets old? Maybe she'll do what my grandmother did, pick one that she can leech off of until he's a 60 year-old virgin.
8. This one is absolutely true, and I can't tell you how charmed I am with the demands for a much larger pay check and a sculpted body.
9. I'm just baffled by this one....and that's coming from the child of a single mother. The whole "you have to do something for me without me asking" thing is petulantly cute in a relationship, and fucking weird when you do it to your kids.
10. I'm sure she'll pay for it too.
11. Nope.

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If I was ugly af I would've prolly taken a dip in the caverns, alas I am born average +.

No used up roastbeef for me, thank God.

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1 reason not to date a single mom:

I'd rather die alone than provide my earnings to an irresponsible child and her offspring just for the opportunity to lick someone else's cum out of her meatflaps.

If you're a man and make it to 30 single, your options for the most part are single mothers. Do not for a second thing the day you turn 30 years old, prime hotties come out of the woodwork because you're "mature". And since this is Jow Forums, the majority of you will be low wage losers at 30, which is even worse than being one at 25. Most of you will die alone, some will take what they can get.

That ID was almost a miracle

>45% of you will end up with a single mom
yes, your mom

12. Fuck off.
13. I'd have all of these things with my own children.
14. She can adapt to single life.
15. Unlike other women who just don't appreciate help in the same way?


I love how you fucking people can paint blatant vices as hallmarks of some kind of virtue.

There is a 55% chance for me to sex up girl and some fag will raise the result. Impregnation with no resignations. Kek

this was so fucking on point XD

This is not even accurate, you have to shove a newborn baby through the food first, and then it's a fair comparison.

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I'l pass. She has to be a warning for young women

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A lot of the reasons for dating a single mom sounds suspiciously similar to people rationalizing driving a 15+ year old car.

My sister is a single mom. Not one of these is correct.

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/thread died after this post, I don't even know what I am doing here

I just turned 39, and once your past 35 your Options dry up fast. I made the mistake of two long term relationships both with women that turned out to not be serious and not want children

I’m not mgtow, but I would honestly rather be alone and single than raise some other man’s kid.

The only exception I might consider is if the father died.

>It's sturdy, dependable, and the back only smells a "little" bit like another man's semen.

Better to die alone than deal with a single mom

T. Basement dweller

I only need one reason to not marry a single mom.

She will do everything for her child and will not fuck. She only wants an extra bank account.

>that brown hand
that's how she became a single mom in the first place

>paint blatant vices as hallmarks of some kind of virtue
Exactly this. Cognitive dissonance is a mother fucker.

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Not to mention ram your dick in it a few times

Being ugly and low wage job regardless of age is a ln inescapable sentence.

Oh 35 for sure is no mans land. You're going to have to either get an attractive single mother in her 20's or settle for an ugly bitch. God it would suck being "that guy" at work. You know the one that is over 30 and still single, your married co workers are probably laughing behind your back .

Link the archive.is of the Buzzfeed article you got this from.

My newest car is a 1999
I literally have no desire for anything newer, except maybe a 01-06 Silverado/Sierra
Fuck all that (((safety))) shit in new cars

as one who already once married a single mother and experienced the hell of that and then spent years renting a single room and paying off the debt, let me tell you, before I ever even date a single mother again, I'll do... well pretty much what I'm doing now: noting giving a fuck about getting laid for the rest of my life and avoiding all women like the fucking plague that they have become. EVERYTHING is based on us buying the lie that we "need" women and sex. No man ever rolled over and died for lack of sex. All that "Fag must suck dick or they'll dieeee!" and "Trannies must have an operation or they'll dieeeeeeee!" is because they are mental illness cases. Men are the ones who actually do not need sex and historically managed without it before ((they)) showed up and started to brainwash everybody. It's women who NEED sex, not men, but they have us thinking women are all naturally chaste and rape victims and men are two seconds away from being an out of control monkey.
So no. Single mothers are like ghosts to me, as are roasties and hamplanets. And if I could go back in time and get my virginity back, I would.

Except I can actually fix and improve a 15 year old car.

wtf is this a cucks guide to a happy life

gtfo of here and go back to jerking to late 90's porn milfs

I'm in the middle of a divorce, and speaking as a man who was stupid enough to marry a single mother, I can personally tell you that EVERY one of these points are wrong, wrong, WRONG.

Seriously bros, don't fall for the lies like I did.

I rather die alone than marry a single mother

You technically don't need sex, but going without it is a waste of a life. You don't "need" to live either, you can just kill yourself. Sexual satisfaction is very important to me.

Yeah nah, fuck off. You're not saddle me with Jamal's nigglet spawn, you whore.
Not even a nice try.

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This
I can drop a new LS into my shit if I want. You can’t just drop a new bagina and pair bonding mechanism into some used up roastie

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why get with a girl who is a proven failure

>be into this black chick, great looking, hitting it off, real close
>she says something about her kid

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Single mothers are literally the worst.
There is a fucking reason that dumb bitch is single.

1. Dumb bitch cheated on her man.
2. Dumb bitch was a terrible person.
3. Dumb bitch is a fucking nigger.

>DO NOT LISTEN TO OP.
>HE'S A FUCKING MAMA'S BOY!

You're insane if you think that. 35 is prime time for most men.

The average poster ITT is so out of touch with reality and the current dating market. You have no idea. Lets say you're 30 years old, you're average looking, and have an average career/salary. You simply cannot be picky with who you date, you literally cannot afford it. Honestly I see this whole incel problem getting even worse. Men entering their 30's with zero sex. Bad bad bad news.

Speak for yourself. 30 years old, 6 figs, and 18-21 year olds lining up. Life is good

"They dont get breaks very often" every single mom i know doesnt work and somehow gets by. They just sit on their fucking computers all day

Anybody else noticed that most single mothers have mixed babies?

Who the fuck ever said that? In high end sports, most athletes peak at 27. That is when the body starts to age and break down. A 35 year old man is not desirable at all in the dating market unless he makes over 6 figures, is tall and has a great head of hair. That disqualifies the vast majority of men.

>You know the one that is over 30 and still single, your married co workers are probably laughing behind your back .

What? Lol, why? I would've just respected him more probably, he wouldn't be a docile pussy slave being cucked and mentally fucked by his ugly used up hag.

Not saying they're all like that but used goods often have flaws. And I've seen a lot of men being sucked dry by manipulative hags.

dont remember where, but found the link in the videodescription of a stefan molynux video. i just copied the whole thing.

Are you the oil drilling Estonian bro with the folders full of nigresses? If so you missed some earlier threads that were prime for your dumps.

Damaged goods

Not sure if retard or mad rostie.
I'm in my early 30 and still plowing barely legal teens regularly. And i'm no Chad
To give you an idea the legal age here is 15.

Men don't get old, they get better.
Dress nicely, hit the gym and you can get pussy just fine all the way to your 60

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35, my dear Shlomo Fuckberg, is the time that most men will have a steady career going and suddenly find themselves surrounded by dumb ho's 28+ who cannot get married.
At 35 it's a fuck field out there and you're the farmer

>single mons
no thanks

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I didn't see proof of that. You need to be well off and be ATTRACTIVE for that to work. Truth is, an ugly man will be ugly regardless of age. In the past where marriages were sort of like set up by families, it worked out. Now every girl learns how to cake up like a pro and can manage to attract the best males.

The hard truth is that woman decides who gets to fuck in the end. And if you're not fucking, you're undesirable. And there's nothing more depressing than being undesirable, aside from realising it

>6 figs

There is your answer (if you're not lying). The average 30 year old male in the US makes around 32k - 40k a year. You take rent, car payment, student loans out of that and you're poverty.

I'd rather spend my money on a new whore every weekend.

ID: Kunt

It's like poetry. It does not matter, better to jack off than to marry a single mother. Shit, even if you marry one, that's no guarantee of sex. Fuck off.

my nig

Get the fuck out roastie, nobody else will pay for your brown bastards.

I "might" die alone. I might die tomorrow, I might end up in a coma next week. I'll go to my grave at least being ok with myself, though I want to do as much as possible before then, so I can look God in the eye and say "imagine what I could've got done, if I were working with better equipment."

If the single mother is anything like mine. She'll die alone after riding a carousel of increasingly greasy and vile chodes and watching her own sons go into the ground before her. Her sense of self worth, attached only to her appearances, will be even lower than an Jow Forums faggot's, and her lifestyle will be depressing, poor, and lonely.
And the worst thing, the thing that'll really eat at her even as she's on her deathbed, looking at the adult toddlers she raised, is that she has no one to blame but herself.

You're also french, I have no idea what its like over there. The rules are different.

pro tip: I'm not a cuckold and I will not raise other peoples kids

Vasectomy here. I cum in single mums all the time, never mention my little operation though;)

BURN THE COAL
>PAY THE TOLL
BURN THE COAL
>PAY THE TOLL
BURN THE COAL
>PAY THE TOLL
BURN THE COAL
>PAY THE TOLL

Pony waifus are better.
You cant prove me wrong.

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>t. absolutely delusional cuck who married a blown out slut with 3 nigglets on her back and is now trying to not only justify his shitty lie decisions but also to push them onto others.
It's not our fault you're a fucking retard.

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