The longer you look at it, the funnier it gets

To be fair, nobody could wear that outfit and not look gay.

So that's why he doesn't have a girlfriend.
Goddamn feminists.

youtube.com/watch?v=nmGuy0jievs

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and also the throngs of faggots that genuinely do staff its navy

Either the Mike Pence Method or be gay. It's the only way.

#1 in boot camp.

Actually people in my grandads generation didnt. But everybody looks gayer now so its unavoidable.

The poor mom doesn't even know... :(

I remember years ago on some navy guy was found to be gay so his shipmates raped him. This guy heard same story.

>navy

into the trash it goes

Ha!
Delusion is often a mother’s friend.

Fags finally have a new excuse to tell their parents!

What did you think their song was inspired by? They didn't just pull it out of a vacuum.

We want you for a new recruit!

Gays have traditionally picked the Navy as the go-to branch of the armed forces (in the US, anyway) - it's not a total fiction.

based and redpilled

>throngs of faggots

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What about the YMCA? That true too?

The YMCA has always been the place for gay meet ups.

ma'am, that aint the reason

You speak the truth

>Is the Young Men's Christian Association gay?
>founded on principles of 'muscular Christianity'.

YES. The y is a gay club that confused straight people wander into to use the pool. The Y is so cock-slurpingly gay that they built a Greek restaurant next to the one in my town.

At least he has the balls to serve, even if he is a squid. A huge percentage of Americans today are too weak, liberal or drugged out to serve their country.

This used to be true.
But we have moved beyond that. Gays are notoriously susceptible to trends and the finer things in life

I see. Where do you guys hang out now? Asking for a friend.

In the shed at the top of the hill :^)

That boy is queerer than a football bat

Fancy gym in fancy part of town.
Check the locker rooms.

>serve their country

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wonder why

>a song made the navy look gay

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Only faggots join the Navy.

My gaydar doesn't work very often, but when it does - he's gay from 100 yards.

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Full house check.
Should have joined the navy, could have gotten a bf instead of a wife who just wants power of attorney.

Checked Boris but I do not think you have translated correctly the term that the Capitalists use for their unit.

Luckily i left my wh9re before marriage. She was a psycho. Going to twinks was the best decision.

I predict great things for his young man - takes a great shot at radical feminism and hides the shame his homosexuality from his parents at the same time. Well done sailor!

TRIPS OF CUTE

>A huge percentage of Americans today are too smart, educated or woke to be the Heshian mercenaries that George Washington would have murdered on Christmas

>tfw you have a meme military that's lost every war it's fought

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What did Craig T Nelson say about this fine man?

>he's mom doesn't know

its only queer if your at the pier, not gay if your on your way

Its fine. Most girls his age are going through there black boy stage anyway. But when he is in his 30s im sure they will be ready for him ;) . What a gentleman

>3rd class
>two boot ribbons
What happened to my navy? And the fuck is his rate? Yeoman?

I didn't think you could hold a mag 58 and look gay. But here we are.

yeah, I'm totally sure that's why he won't go on dates with girls.

>Navy
navytimes.com/news/your-navy/2018/10/08/navy-petty-officer-wins-transgender-bodybuilding-contest/
Sad to say I'm in it but never been on a ship. We make fun of the real Navy with the Marines. But is it really as gay and stupid as we joke it is? Asking any boatfags that might be out there.

CT

long voyages in a tight place with your sweaty bros

I see you didnt grow up near a US naval base

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Update: she’s since deleted the tweet after immediately getting roasted.

My question: why did she think THAT picture was the one to go with? I mean he’s has to have at least one picture of him in uniform where he isn’t making that face.

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Thanks for the (you)’s

Cringe.

Holy fuck, they are already more disciplined than the iraqi army!

This. Actually, it would look 100 times less gay if they just lost the middle age fat womans loose scarf.

I'll have to admit. This is cringey as fuck.

It's the water

>I mean he’s has to have at least one picture of him in uniform where he isn’t making that face.

You would think, but they're all that face.

I like the idea but he should be getting some pussy rn

>No CIB

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>Gay sailor
Redundancy at its finest.

youtube.com/watch?v=Ljm9CDRAhMQ

Trips dont lie, fpbp

The flag on his left (viewer’s right) is backwards too. Lt. Sins has been a disgrace to his unit.

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>gay boy knows how to fold and iron clothes and how to make the bed and keep his uniform pristine
>gets top of his division in boot camp because literally no one else who signed up expected that they would be folding clothes all fucking day
>he was #1 in his A school aka he was a faggot kiss ass to his superiors
>helicopter mom who thinks she is basically in the military because her son is and she doesnt give him breathing space
>he literally cannot express his faggotness and his want to get fucked in the ass by men because his mom is always watching
>she actually thinks its some stupid anti-feminist reasons as to why he hasnt got a girlfriend

You could try not posing like an unadulterated anal expeditionar.

You still probably would have gotten a wife and she still would have been a whore. Navy women are some of the biggest whores around.

How on earth do they get enlisted men to wear those dress uniforms?

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>navy
>never been on a ship
Ah you're one those faggots. The navy equivalent of a pog.

I'm thinking more in the line of hammering the final nails in the coffin. No matter how much some US navy boy attempts to sell you his choice and recycle some dignity, whether talking about WW2 deeds or touting the military might or other ways of trying to dig his military division out of the gay well, the listener is stuck hearing only one thing in their head throughout the pointless endeavor each and every time - IN THE NAVY.

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He goes on group dates because the dudes are a little more up his alley.

The USS Brokeback

Well I rode alone for a MEU once, but I didn't really seem much besides the chow hall, the gym, and the clinic.

Tbh none of could make it in the military let alone run half mile without having a heart attack.

Go ahead call them gay but when shit hits the fan your the only bitch screaming in horror and panic.

tfw you're a deluded woman whose son let's you think it's because of other deluded women that Sebastian needs to be there on all his dates

Look at this retard.

Did he strike a nerve or something?

based and redpilled

I was in the Army for four years and I was at Ft Bragg. Do you know what that means? I really would like to see the look on your face during jump school.

I WISH I WAS #1 AT A SCHOOL!!!!!!

Greek restaurants are a gay thing? That's not fair homos can't have a monopoly on Mediterranean foods.

Typically Navy guys who haven't been on ships are the least POG of all because they are either corpsman who play GI joe with the Marines or seabees.

If you role with Marines you would know thsy are TRULY the gayest branch.

Real but Gay, it’s navy what do you expect.

Fuck you, now I can't get the song out of my head AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>Did he strike a nerve or something?
Hurradurra. Get off Jow Forums you flaming faggot

just as planned

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>Looking at this post literally after graduating Navy Boot camp in Great Lakes and sitting alone in Groton for Sub school after being without electronics for 3 months.

We have had out throats stuffed with SAPR (Sexual Harrsment and assault training) bullshit here. There is littlerally one female who got 3 people separated for looking at her wrong or correcting her unsat uniform.

Also for fucks sakes it's a dress uniform, you don't actually wear that outside of ceremonial events. It's NSU or Type IIIs

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>SAPR (Sexual Harrsment and assault training)
>There is littlerally one female who got 3 people separated for looking at her wrong or correcting her unsat uniform.

women sohow find a way to ruin everything and if they don't some jew finds a way to cuck our military

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