/AHSG/ Atlantic Hurricane Season General - Archangel Michael Edition

NEW UPDATE
At 4:00 PM CDT Mon Oct 8
Location: 22.2°N 85.2°W
Moving: N at 9 mph
Min pressure: 978 mb
Max sustained: 80 mph

>Hurricane Michael is Forecast to rapidly intensify into a Category 3/4 Major Hurricane within the next 56 hours before making landfall in the Florida Panhandle
>Interests in the region should begin necessary preparations now.

ADVISORIES:
>Atlantic:
nhc.noaa.gov
>Central Pacific:
prh.noaa.gov/cphc/
>Western Pacific:
metoc.navy.mil/jtwc/jtwc.html
HURRICANE PREPAREDNESS:
redcross.org/get-help/how-to-prepare-for-emergencies/types-of-emergencies/hurricane.html
ready.gov/hurricanes
nhc.noaa.gov/prepare/ready.php
MODELS AND INFO:
tropicaltidbits.com/storminfo/
trackthetropics.com/florence/
spaghettimodels.com/
ventusky.com
windy.com/?27.500,-67.100,6
>Meteorologists/Storm Chasers:
twitter.com/Jeff_Piotrowski
twitter.com/ReedTimmerAccu
twitter.com/tropicalupdate

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=YCEYaZOA6-I
usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/09/10/florida-sheriffs-office-warns-people-not-shoot-hurricane-irma/650909001/
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Wow a cat 1 blowing over dead trees

Checked

Fuck niggers

The Naples Daily News staff
Published 8:03 PM EDT Oct 8, 2018
Michael has strengthened into the seventh hurricane of the Atlantic season.

Maximum sustained winds have increased to 85 mph and the storm was moving N at 12 mph. The 5 p.m. EST advisory from the NHC had the storm's location at 60 miles north northwest of the western tip of Cuba.

nothing is gonna happen, nothing ever happens, remember Irma ?

MIKE is going straight up the Chesapeake

I live in Tampa bros. Will I make it?

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>Going to be a major hurricane
>Going to take out a few trailer parks in the panhandle

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Good surf in Texas today, tomorrow and Wednesday too

Any chance the trajectory will change and destroy Miami-Dade county?
Im praying for this to happen, please God grant me death.

its going to turn and hit Louisiana cat 5

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Mexicans surf?

Took a bit of damage during Irma, user

>cat 3 washing away nigs and/or causing chimpouts in tallahassee
buckle up big boi

Digits and it makes landfall as a Cat 5.

checked, cat 4 prediction it is for the 11PM update

Why are you stealing my line?

check for jax to get fucked. i need a hurricane party

Euro studying abroad at UWF in Pensacola

What am I in for? Never experienced a hurricane before

Even if it did, it wouldn't have enough time in the gulf to strengthen.
t. 561fag

Mostly Miami, fuck Miami.

Sarasota here, we'll be fine.

904 fags report in, we need some magic for it to hit jax

Holy fuck. This is not a drill. This one is going to be bad. Save yourself. Get the fuck out of Florida NOW

inb4 every non florida fag tells us to evacuate

It's just like your loving migrants, they come in and knock everything back a century, but the government actually cleans up everything after a week or two.

Naples got raped, but no I'm on the east coast near Canaveral. Wind was a bit of a bitch blowing in off the Atlantic

Shut up faggot, real FloridaBros don't worry about pussy ass winds and rain.

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There’s a gloryhole in one of the men’s bathrooms in Pace Library

Port st Joe here, I'm already drunk...bring on the fucking storm!!!

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It’s mine

The only thing I'm worried about is all those fucking leaves and northerners flooding into the state soon. Hopefully all the redtide news scared them away this year.

yo they set up a 4rivers smokehouse 6 minutes away from my apartment here in ATL. can confirm iz delicious

The snowbirds are basically what enable us to have low taxes, user. The hotel and cruise taxes are stupid high.

Jax here. Where my niggas at

The only thing MIKE is going straight up is your mother's cunt

I think I'd rather pay taxes than be stuck behind some leafnigger going 10 miles an hour staring down at his gps because he doesn't know where he's going.

Move to Georgia then, enjoy your state income tax

This. Snowturds stay away.

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Tally here. Should I evac?

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Nah, your fucking dead mate.

4rivers is good, but overpriced and for yuppies.

MISSION is /ourbbqchain/

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Typhus to the left of me, hurricanes to the right, here I am.

Bunker down. Could be a nothingburger. Get water and non-perishable food, maybe even a filter or something you can boil water with in an emergency.

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Next baker update the fucking timeline. Its been “next 56 hours” for nearly an entire day.

It’s too late. Hunker down and prepare for the negro onslaught.

Snowbird here. Coming soon in a few weeks. We spend a lot of money for you guys so please deal with it.

Yes piggy, fund my state's coffers.. YESS

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Go back to a Qlarp thread boomer, and drive 10 over the speed limit.

Well at least it not hitting NC. Just stopped being waterlogged here.

Hopefully the news scares people enough that I can get the day off Friday in land.

so why the fuck has jeff not started streaming yet? i waited all goddamn day jeff stop being so fuckin lazy

Don’t bring any Canadians

i'm just hoping to work from home on Thursday la'. who else /Raleigh/ here?

Alright boys, we're at 95 MPH!! TIME TO TAKE THIS BABY TO THE NEXT LEVEL!

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Nah, it will with about 40-50 mph winds on thursday. Sorry. lol

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Also 120 MPH winds at flight level so WEW Michael has sure taken off.

Agreed user, Miami should be absolutely destroyed.
>t. Miamifag

Sustained?

Dammit. At least I have my crops up now.

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I love snowbirds, bring me some money.

1. 30 seconds wind speed
2. 10 seconds wind speed
3. 10 seconds surface wind speed

this is the raw data from the plane.

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Oh and all of it is in KNOTS

Faggy weather nerd:

youtube.com/watch?v=YCEYaZOA6-I

I built on the Cape three years ago, and the code said the building had to withstand 100mph sustained and 140mph gusts. Nothing out there is built to withstand 120mph sustained winds.

Alabama coast reporting. About time we got a decent one. Im gonna enjoy the ruckus. Hope it brings out some looters. I’ll see what 5.45 does to a nigger’s skull.

Well wind is surely building in the storm so I wouldn't be shocked to see it become a strong cat 2, cat 3 by 1-2 AM

Ay Dauphin Island here! I'm going to just assume that you're in tillmans corner, somewhere close to mobile, that or you're in Saraland.

Fuck yeah. Ima stock up on whiskey and ammo. How many bullets to stop a hurricane?

Ha! Nigger, do I know you? Fucking love dauphin island. I’m about 35 minutes north of you, brother.

Based. I'm ready.

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>How many bullets to stop a hurricane?
How many you got?

I can’t believe you faggots are falling for this AGAIN. It’s going to landfall as a cat 1 and end up a turbovirgin tropical storm in hours of landfall. They’re just trying to clear out overstocked generators and water bottles in FL/GA. Screencap this

Well no shit, only place on the Alabama coast with niggers is Mobile, Pirchard used to be a nice town and now it's worse than fucking Detriot.

I probably don't know you but we might of bumped into eachother. At some point while I visit my folks up in Satsuma.

Somewhere in the realm of 2,000 rifle rounds and about 300 9mm...you’re gonna tell me that ain't enough, aren’t you?

De Funiak Springs here

Am I fucked?

Well, your inept local government forgot to keep on hand electrical replacement parts before your last hurricane and some parts of the city were without power for a couple of weeks, sooo....

Nah man, I say shoot it all, what could it hurt?

Well besides the backwood niggers yall got. some rain and a little wind but it'd be like a normal thunderstorm.

Theres that puffed out butthole

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Indeed. But I won’t be buying those so I’m just enjoying the show. Know for a fact I ain’t the only one either.

I'm across the bay in Gulf Shores, and have been doing a kinda long distance thing with a girl on Dauphin Island. Looking forward to visiting soon, have never been.

usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/09/10/florida-sheriffs-office-warns-people-not-shoot-hurricane-irma/650909001/

Please. Do not shoot the hurricane. Looters, yes, but not the hurricane.

So evacuating ain’t gonna do shit except leave my home unprotected. Shiiiet

My sister's in Tallahassee for this one, just like she was for the last one. No power for 3 1/2 days. I hope the city has learned its lesson, but I kind of doubt it.

Its started to breathe again now that its away from cuba. Looking better and healthier by the minute

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Well that would explain the sudden increase of wind, the northern eyewall is simply EXPLODING

It's fun to go for the day but you really don't want to go on vacation there. Just not alot to do there other then look at the fort and go to the okay beach. I grew in fairhope so I know that side of the bay pretty well.

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>My sister's in Tallahassee for this one
is she hot

Girls only go to Tallahassee to get blacked.

charleo reporting
looking and lurking and hoping for another 5 day vacation

Fucking right, man. Wish they’d all just eat each other already.

I’m well outside the city where it’s peaceful. But you know a good storm will drive them outside the city to look for trouble.

And I do a lot of work in mobile and Baldwin county. Kinda know everyone. Wouldn’t doubt I’d bumped into you before, man.

Convection is wrapping around the center, forming a central eye

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Also I forgot to note but it's mostly old geezers who live here who were around for hurricane Frederic.

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Yeah I grew up around the Fairhope area. I remember my father telling me stories about how Prichard used to be a blue collard town and people could leave their doors unlocked but then "the niggers moved in" He knew those niggers were up to no good and look at it, it's all gone to hell.

Hmm...maybe my neighbors chicken coup. Fuck it. I’ll try. I want credit if I save us all.

She's not ugly.

Went with her husband for his job.

this meme is getting old

fsu is 70-75% white and 90-95% white among greeks, minimum

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>She's not ugly.
oh?
>Went with her husband for his job
shit.

Is this the one?

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Where my NATTC bros at?

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>Gulf shores to dauphin island
>long distance
Nah, man. That ain’t nothin.

if michael swings east i will cry. do not make me cry

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