/hue/volution General - Kuruminha Edition

Bolsonaro vs. Haddad run-off in 3 weeks (October 28th).

>We managed to elect over 50 of /ourguys/ to the lower house!
i.imgur.com/6FY6D7t.png

>1st round results
Jair Bolsonaro 46,26%
Fernando Haddad 28,95%
Ciro Gomes 12,51%
Geraldo Alckmin 4,78%
João Amoêdo 2,52%
Cabo Daciolo 1,26%
Henrique Meirelles 1,21%
Marina Silva 1,00%
Alvaro Dias 0,81%


-- BACKGROUND --
Jair Bolsonaro is front-runner for president of Brazil. He is a conservative Christian, former army captain and the only candidate free from involvement in corruption. He's pro-gun legislation and whats the liberalization of the economy with a Chicago boy as minister and to align Brazil to the American foreign policy (fuck Cuba, Venezuela, Palestine and China). He's stable in the Israeli hospital after being stabbed in the guts by a former member of PSOL (Socialism and Liberty Party) and undergoing emergency surgery.

Memes by Bolsonaro:
>Pinochet should have killed more people
>Historical debt towards slavery? I didn't enslave anyone.
>The Portuguese didn't enslave blacks, but blacks enslaved themselves.
>I wouldn't rape you because you are ugly and you don't deserve it.
>Do you burn the donut? I don't care! Be happy! Hugs for you!

Plans for a new constitution:
archive.li/y5zvD
archive.li/0oTSD

>English Subtitled videos of his famous memes:
youtu.be/041YPJI5zz8
youtu.be/BFMAKMQ66p0
youtu.be/W7v7s-_6lmE

Bolsonaro's government plan (in English):
pastebin.com/0pPpsJ1H

>US Youtubers about Bolsonaro
youtu.be/DiWL8ulm5o8
youtu.be/oCk9nH8qkss
youtu.be/2qZ4e1qXjnQ

Previous thread:

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archive.li/y5zvD
archive.li/0oTSD
pt.org.br/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/plano-de-governo_haddad-13_capas-1.pdf
youtube.com/watch?v=QehufgP9gu4
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

first for kuruminha

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First for Communism will fail.

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The prince reminds us that in Venezuela, Chavez and Maduro with the power of Executive and the Judiciary were able to neutralize a major opposition at the Legislative branch of the government.

twitter.com/lpbragancabr/status/1049307658774368256

I don't even have to say how our supreme court is compromised.

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BONORO

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surely bolsonaro can get at least 5% of the remaining votes right?
or will they jew it?

(you)

The anti communism is growing stronger

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It's over Bolsominions, the second round is mine

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ANTIFRAUD OPERATION LIVE
youtube.com/watch?v=yF_E_FsjK5s

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>Not even right res
Kill me already

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lets talk honesty here
what if they are right? what if bolsonaro, somehow and for some reason, deploys deathtroopers on the streets, revoke voting rights to all minorities and women, completely level the rain forest and install a dictatorship, would it still be better than another 4 years of PT?

I can't stop laughing at this guy

Anons, post pictures of your states

Feels good man

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>Plans for a new constitution:
>archive.li/y5zvD
>archive.li/0oTSD

Bolsonaro just said he will be a slave to the constitution and Haddad the opposite. Very interesting development.

This fucking jacket always gets me

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this plus her nudes

TODO PODER EMANA DE DEUX

confirmando o executivo, bora botar pra fuder com a constituição dele senão o STF vai ler a CF vigente de cabeça pra baixo e declarar que o Lula tá eleito

he should have won 1st turn, but there were 2000+ """"defectives"""""

PT's government plan is word-for-word an unironic Venezuelization plan, it's insane that PT thought it would be a good idea to write all that garbage down, at least Lula was smart enough to pretend to be a centrist.

>would it still be better than another 4 years of PT?
Yes, if PT wins again we become Venezuela, where are you going to run off to?
Can you afford it?

of course, solely because of one simple reason:
it won't be merely "another 4 years of PT". it will be the day Brasil became Pátria Grande a.k.a. URSAL

LMAO. How can somebody still take that lunch snatcher seriously? I can't help but crack a smile every time I see his face, but he keeps getting elected by the São João electorate over and over again.

Bolsonaro doesn't want to give those commies reasons to be called a fascist or anything they could use against him
Lula, his puppet and his gang have nothing to lose and they are probably very desperate

>if PT wins again we become Venezuela

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At least we'll have food.

but we will
they want to do exactly what Chavez did

If it wasn't for the fake news polls he would have won

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based trips

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t. brainlet

Hey jack ass HAVE YOU READ THE FUCKING PLAN OF GOVERNMENT HADDAD PROPOSED?

Most non-elected governments are better than an elected one.
Either the power-hungry elect the leaders, or nobody does.

Alberto Fujimori.

There is nothing inherently wrong with an undemocratic regime (pic related, just ignore Kaiser Fucktard on the left)

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WTF is this?

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>/hue/ now has roots in Jow Forums
Thats the true win of round 1

Fucking Lucas Esmeraldino... Guy was a fucking shame as a Vereador, didn't do shit here in my city. Hope he does anything, and didn't just board the Bolso bandwagon to get gibs

Mato grosso

Think of it this way: Bolso has been pretty moderate throughout the campaign and his government plan doesn't have anything damning or dangerous.
Meanwhile PT has that absolute garbage of a plan which includes shit like regulating the media, making independent major news outlets state companies and regulating the JUDICIARY aka an anti-Lava Jato proposal, and all this is supported by PT's leaders themselves who keep saying GLOBO GOLPISTA and Moro being a USA plant destroying democracy.
Who is more likely to fuck this country up?

so close :(

Comparativo dos programas Bolsonaro/ Lula (Haddad):
(Links para ver na fonte:)
>PLANO DO HADDAD=LULA: divulgacandcontas.tse.jus.br/candidaturas/oficial/2018/BR/BR/2022802018/280000629808//proposta_1536702143353.pdf
>PLANO DO BOLSONARO: divulgacandcontas.tse.jus.br/candidaturas/oficial/2018/BR/BR/2022802018/280000614517//proposta_1534284632231.pdf
>IMPOSTOS
- Bolsonaro: Redução da carga tributária e aumento da receita destinada aos municípios (pág 58)
- Lula/Haddad: Criar imposto sobre a exportação (pág 41), criar imposto sobre lucros e dividendos (pág 42) e aumentar o imposto territorial rural ITR para grandes propriedades (pág 56)
>IMPRENSA
- Bolsonaro: contrariedade a qualquer regulação ou controle social de mídia (pág 7)
- Lula/Haddad: implantar mecanismos de regulação da imprensa e criar uma empresa pública de comunicação para expor o posicionamento do governo (pág 16)
>LAVA JATO
- Bolsonaro: a justiça deverá seguir seu rumo sem interferências políticas (pág 15)
- Lula/Haddad: promover uma reforma do sistema de justiça para reduzir o poder de investigação do ministério público federal (pág 6, 15)
>SEGURANÇA
- Bolsonaro: tolerância zero com o crime (pág 10) e redução da maioridade penal (pág 32)
- Lula/Haddad: desmilitarização das polícias (pág 31) e iluminação com led nas ruas (pág 54)
>MINISTÉRIOS
- Bolsonaro: reduzir os 29 ministérios existentes atualmente (pág 17)
- Lula/Haddad: Criar 6 novos ministérios (pág 19, 20 e 55)
>DITADURAS SOCIALISTAS
- Bolsonaro: deixar de louvar ditaduras assassinas socialistas (pág 79)
- Lula/Haddad: desenvolvimento da infraestrutura de países do Mercosul (Venezuela) (pág 11)

don't take my word for it

pt.org.br/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/plano-de-governo_haddad-13_capas-1.pdf

So Frota wasn't the only porn actor

Redpill me on him

the best thing I've ever done

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>AGRONEGÓCIO
- Bolsonaro: Segurança no campo, políticas para consolidar mercado interno, abrir novos mercados externos, melhoria da logística de distribuição (pág 69)
- Lula/Haddad: regulação do agronegócio para evitar ampliação de grandes latifundiários. Implantar reforma agrária e distribuir terras ao MST e indígenas (pág 56)
>CONSTITUIÇÃO
- Bolsonaro: respeito e obediência à constituição (pág 6)
- Lula/Haddad: Estabelecer um novo processo constituinte para aumentar o poder do estado (pág 6)
>PRESÍDIOS
- Bolsonaro: Prender e deixar na cadeia quem tiver cometido crimes (pág 30) e acabar com a progressão de pena e saída temporária (pág 32)
- Lula/Haddad: Reduzir a massa carcerária do Brasil através da liberação de presidiários (pág 33)
>SINDICATOS
- Bolsonaro: o sindicato deve ser voluntário, contra a obrigatoriedade do imposto sindical (pág 64)
- Lula/Haddad: valorização de sindicatos e associações de trabalhadores (pág 40)
>DROGAS
- Bolsonaro: Combate à ideologia de liberação irrestrita de drogas ilícitas (pág 26)
- Lula/Haddad: Promover a descriminalização das drogas (pág 32)

Yes
T. Supreme mutt

>PT brainlet
>reading
Pick one, friend

She did porn.

JK. That's from a biography of sorts - she was sexually harassed once.

Good going lad, I was just going to post it.

The only thing stopping PT would be their weak congress support but make no mistake, they absolutely want to turn it into Venezuela and would do their best to bypass congress.

i want to lewd kuruminha

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>they don't have anything to lose anymore
>They're fucking desperate
What kind of of bullshit will the commies pull out of their asses in these 3 weeks?

yeah we need to spread this shit like wildfire
it's unquestinable with sources and most of all any sane people reading this will vote bolso

COLONIZED

Find yourself a nice Baptist girl, it's worthwhile.

redpills for me as well, please

Kuruminha is for marry only

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*São Paulo
Another stabbing attempt?

Now show the results for Jeb!

>it's unquestinable with sources
Yep. Naturally, that's not turning any Haddad voter, but it should convert just about anyone who wasn't a sure vote for him to, at the very least, vote null; hopefully they turn to Bolsonaro, though.
Again, if that doesn't convince someone to vote blank/null or Bolsonaro, nothing does and it's a lost battle.

Expect a lot of falseflag homicides from pardos yelling HEIL MITO HEIL MITO.

stop

Maybe another assassination attempt. But I doubt it, that will lead to a coup. Probably just smear campaigns, they can't do anything too big or they will lose the center vote, and right now they need the center votes.

My sister is a dentist. The guy was a dentist too. Was shitty at his job, like, really shitty. He still was one of the best voted Vereadores (if not the best, I don't recall) because he pandered to the evangelists. Didn't do shit while working as a Vereador. Made just 01 law project in 02 years since elected. Just received the gibs without working seriously. Got out of his party to join Bolso's before the election.

It would still be better than the last 518 years, why are you complaining?

>Another stabbing attempt?
For all the happening shit we post here, if they try that shit again he probably dies and we'll have some ugly shit happen in the streets.

>openly claimed more than once that Venezuela is a democracy
>government plan includes deep 1984 shit like the creation of soviet-style popular councils
>Dirceu admits they will "take the power"
if you showed up here 5 years ago everyone would be laughing with you and mocking Olavettes for such conspiracies.
but now, user, you are alone with your (you)s.

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>heil mito
>not some military slogan
At least falseflag right

Isentões

you really think Bolsonaro will change anything without turning into a Pinochet-tier dictator with commies jumping out of helicopters??

i think it's all just a bunch of populist shit, since there are way too many commie fags in SA in general and in Brasiu as well

of course it's always nice to know if concervatives are in the office but what can they do?? just like Trump can't do shit about all the commie faggotry in US.. and Trump has much more power then Bolsonaro

all I want is that someone finally starts deleting all commies.
i'm sick of all this world commie faggotry that only creates more poor people off whom then these commies feed off by lying to them about how everything will be great soon.. soon.. soon.. never faggots

maybe another attempt, like said, also a lot of :
"ELE VAI ACABAR COM O BOLSA SENPAIÍLIA"
"ELE É FAXIXTA E VAI MATAR OS GAYS"
"ELE VAI VOLTAR COM A DITADURA MILITAR"
"ELE VAI FAZER VOCÊS TRABALHAR, POVO BAIANO"
you know, good things that they will try to make look bad

That would be fucking stupid as his vice is a indio.

>Another stabbing attempt?
maybe at some debate some cunt rushes at him and punches his wound or tackels him idk
i could see it happening

>CONSTITUIÇÃO
- Bolsonaro: respeito e obediência à constituição (pág 6)
- Lula/Haddad: Estabelecer um novo processo constituinte para aumentar o poder do estado (pág 6)

Why is Bolsonaro cucking on the constitution? Nobody likes it.

One can dream of such a manly government, one can dream.

>tries to tackle him
>gets shot
>oh my geerrrdhh he's a monster

STF and other cucked organs can fuck him I think

I know what you mean but we have to make the best out of what we have currently

Hasn't Bolsonaro said that if he thinks the vote is rigged against him he'll refuse to accept the results and bring down the government?

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A lot of people actually do, they think it's all keeping the "evil entrepreneurs" from forcing them into slave labor.

>iluminação de led nas ruas
every
time

Fear monguering

Please god Brazil. Turn into chile and give us more trading partners to work with.

Oppenly, and he has the army backup for this

>Bolsa Senpaiília
god i love this place acidental autismos

>SENPAIÍLIA
every time

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Yes

MARQUITOOOOS

kek they are full on damage control
youtube.com/watch?v=QehufgP9gu4

That's why his vice is a general. Most votes would support him desu

Chapecofag reporting in, though I'll be moving to floripa this month.

A massive number of old timer politicians were flushed out
Bolsonaros's party elected a single guy 4 years ago, this year they got 52

It's actually good. The power savings are nice and the increased brightness is good for both driving and security.

Like seriously, it sounds funny but it's actually effective for a lot of reasons.

"You don't fight communism and anarchism with words and free speech. When people realize that, may be too late".
~ Me.

Is that supposed to be a bad thing or something desu famalam