Kraut/pol/&AfD General - Offshore Edition

>upcoming state elections
Bavaria: Oct. 14 2018 #ltwby
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/landtage/bayern.htm
Hesse: Oct. 28 2018 #ltwhe
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/landtage/hessen.htm
>Bavarian and Hessian goys may sign up as election observers
wahlbeobachtung.de/

>Polls
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/

>Meme Collections
postimg.cc/gallery/nhhpfo06/
myalbum.com/album/GQh1fBMtneIw

>Counter culture
youtube.com/watch?v=3QsQdKKB-cg
gab.ai/xurious
radical-esthetique.tumblr.com/
de-de.kikebook.com/WolfPMSneu/
arcadimagazin.de/

>Get active
afd.de/mitglied-werden/
identitaere-bewegung.de/mitglied-werden/
einprozent.de/mitmachen

>AfD rekking shitlibs in the Reichstag (english sub)
youtube.com/watch?v=sQlI281RY58
youtube.com/watch?v=GOCpLe1rGIk
youtube.com/watch?v=wZ66coDh14s

>AfD speeches in Bundestag (german)
[post 3 most recent and most shitposty/redpilling/dank speeches]
youtube.com/watch?v=G_67-sqD0h8
youtube.com/watch?v=oLuNr93-yJg

>Einzelfall map, case log
google.com/maps/d/viewer?ll=50.81216753012352,11.303021784765633&z=6&mid=13VaJa8XDU1vklF9xamz2kVQNJxk

>Kraut/pol/ OP pasta
pastebin.com/raw/jpBzKTq8

>A f D W A V E
youtube.com/watch?v=oSZoLXHSakE
youtube.com/watch?v=f1fQtwWnvBA

>REDPILLS 4 NORMIES
faz.net/aktuell/feuilleton/debatten/integration/gastarbeiter-die-kunst-des-missverstehens-11502703.html
refcrime.info/en/Crime/Chronology
refcrime.info/en/Feed/Overview
steemit.com/@derhorus

Tasks:
Make memes and propaganda for Germany
Spread and share said propaganda and memes on social media
Always believe and have trust in Germany and the German people
Beware of defeatist and leftist trolls

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youtu.be/OfJUBGh21TI
youtube.com/watch?v=NwPmS3oF2-k
youtube.com/watch?v=-IHvXhmkK-4
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Just a quick question about climate change.
Is humankind at fault here?
>inb4 i know about the CO2 lie.
What about methane?
>AfD related

mostly its the fault of the brazilians and indians that didnt manage their cows properly and the chinese for not giving a single shit about the environment.
germans are blamed as usual for the fuck ups of non europeans.

gerbump

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So people are to blame.
Does AfD aknowledge this?

they have to pretend to lie and speak against it to attract the green voters. Germans are so brainwashed they blame themselves for the stuff niggers do.

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But AfD says it is only natural and people dindu nuffin.

I guess that‘s where i disagree with their politics.

they did? china gets away again i guess.

saved

when all of germany wakes up their policies can change. dont worry, we just need to awaken germany.

Bump

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Too bad that this is a major turnoff for my fellow Krauts.

bump

Bumpity bump

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A Burger, a Spic and a Kraut walk into a bar...

and try to awake the sleeping demon

Latest poll

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Very nice rape tent you have there.

The demon awakes. He says to them "I will rape you". The end.

you never been to germany? those things are everywhere on the beaches. every family got one it seems

Ay no! Señor demonio no toque mi burrito por favor.

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what the hell are these npc memes

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Me likey

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they appear to be mocking populism and encouraging people to become more individualistic.
embrace originality, become unique, stay away from groups, become anarchists.

It's just a meme mocking normies and their behavior, if you think much about it you will start to get away from the original point.

behavior of Jow Forums is pretty much the same. Before taylor swift announced shes a democrat, everyone in here praised her for being 10/10, perfect aryan waifu, best aryan specimen etc. After that, this thread happens that meme is like pot calling the kettle black. its hilarious.

Well normies and Jow Forumses are both groups of people following their own memes, but it is the Jow Forumses the ones that want to stop the destruction of western civilization and normies are just following the path they are told to walk, it is not exactly the same.

>Jow Forumses the ones that want to stop the destruction of western civilization
Go to the left you see niggers
go to the right you see niggers

Im so done with mutt politics. its like a never ending shitshow that always goes back to square one. Like a snake eating its tail. Zero progress.

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Non-whites can be allies, if they understand that whites and their countries should be left alone I'm okay with them, they just need to go back from where they came from.

Maybe I haven't had enough exposure with the people you are talking about, here mexicans worry more about getting drunk and soap operas so the war that is happening is invisible to them.

>they just need to go back from where they came from.
if only its so simple.. the fault of the usa is the whites arent native, if the blacks are asked to leave people will demand the whites leave as well. and those black people were introduced by the whites there, not by anyone else. so its a complex situation that has no end.

its different in germany, the germanics are the native there, the turks were introduced by the americans by force and the migrants were introduced by merkel because she is a german hating, obama dicksucking pole. The Germans have all the reasons in the world to keep their country Germans only.

Yes, america has it worse, it's such a shame that a country like america that was built by mostly europeans might get sliced into pieces to apeace lazy beaners, niggers and indians.
I hope I can be able to see germany get on his feet again, the only thing I have is youtube, Jow Forums and my german teacher to tell me how are things over there.

bump

Last bump, good morning krauts.

Morning!

Buenas tardes, amigo.

How is this NRW and its cities? Wondering because its the most populated german state

It is a nibba and sandnibba infested shithole (Ruhrgebiet Area), I live in one of its worst cities. Düsseldorf is some what actually nice, because of the big japanese hive. But just nuke 95% of Ruhrgebiet

Is dusseldorf the best city in nrw

>wake up
>breakfast
>check news

>Der Bund will Ländern und Kommunen deutlich mehr Geld für die Integration von Flüchtlingen überweisen.
>Insgesamt soll der Betrag für die Zeit bis 2022 auf 15 Milliarden steigen.
>Der Bund will zudem nicht mehr kontrollieren, wie das Geld genau ausgegeben wird.

then


>Land Berlin prüft Fahrverbot für Euro-6-Diesel
>Heftiger Werteverlust droht


IST DENEN DENN GARNICHTS HEILIG? DIE VERSUCHEN ES NICHTMAL ZU VERBERGEN! DIE KÖNNEN NICHT FACH SO DAVONKOMMEN. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

JETZT REICHTSADLER

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Buenas tardes, uno el plátano por favor con mayonesa extra que ya me voy a dormir, son las 2 de la mañana y no son horas para que un frijol como yo este despierto. See you in 7 hours.

AfD doing good
CDU would be rekt without CSU
grüne sehr besorgnis erregend
fdp/linke zweistellig, fug

I would say Münster is the best City. Its near where I grew up, smaller, beautiful old town, much culture and nightlife, many fit girls, a nice Lake. But I fear that the Pest will reach out to this town too.

The bigger the City the bigger the filth - > Berlin, Hamburg, Cologne, Munich, Frankfurt, just rats

>"Condom Square"

Moin

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You would like the Münsterland, north of the Ruhrgebiet which is a traditionally catholic rural area.

Mecklenburg-Vorpommern masterrace

>tfw living in Niedersachsen

meddl

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Same but stranded in Halle. I miss Schwerin.

>Halle
jesus, have mercy

is it THAT bad like people say?
Im from region hannover, Hannover center is such a shitwhole, holy moly

Our media is propagating a degenerate lifestyle. Fucking disgusting

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Halle isn't that bad although you really need a while to get used to it. There are quite a few nice areas here but obviously nothing compares to home (although I hear bad things have happened there since I moved away).

>Niedersachsen
Try Bremen lul

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stop spamming this shit

we all know our ABSOLUTE state of degeneracy

Bump before the war....
I mean before the wörk! BEFORE THE WÖRK
:DDDD

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How many of you are actually German? Proper full ethnic German descent I mean.

I'm a Hallenser as well. It's alright. Could be worse.

Don't know if that will be german enough for you, but my father did some genealogical research and could trace our ancestors back to the late 17th century, if I remember correctly. All normal people living in middle germany.

That’s what I meant - full Germanic descent (of course some Danish, Austrian or Dutch ancestry is a not destructive for the bloodline)

My grandparents were all German enough to be expulsed from the east.

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Für Ehre und Vaterland

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But certain people in this thread told us drugs were good.

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Given that said drugs fucked up a nonwhite in your article, they are indeed good

She looks whiter than you Mohammed.

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nw.de/lokal/kreis_paderborn/paderborn/22136747_19-Jaehrige-stirbt-nach-Techno-Club-Party.html

That’s not a Germanic/Slavic woman. In other words - nonwhite. Good riddance

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Damnit, he was pure meme material ;)

Just started a new course at university. The building was built by the Nazis which is pretty kampfy. Does anyone know if I would have any problems using the eduroam with a vpn? Also, is the private tab with Tor on the Brave browser legit or is it a data mining operation?

>whatever you do - DON'T MENTION THE WAR!!!!

youtu.be/OfJUBGh21TI
2:20
>Why eat fruit which contain vitamin c if you can eat Bucheckern and Eicheln

What a larper

At least one is optimistic.

I'm also considering doing martial arts. My choice is between Kickboxing, Muay Thai, and Taekwondo. Which would you recommend?

Tkd when done right will wipe the floorwith the others at long range

He's like the german version of Varg. Some people will never realize that the past won't come back. But he's right about the Bucheckern, you can make a lot of different things out of them.

>buying some low quality ecstasy in a techno club
Natural selection is still working kek

shit result again, considering what went down already and what is going to happen.
docile sleeple all over again

Is Tkd effective for a street fight? What so you mean by long range?

>Zeit

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are you ready for the greatest activist of all times, anons?

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Reminder that if you shill for this retarded bitch, you need a kick in your tiny balls.

youtube.com/watch?v=NwPmS3oF2-k

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If you are looking for the best self defense martial art do Krav Maga.

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>Krav Maga
>Literally jewish
>Might as well do women's self defence course

If you overexpose the lighting yes, then she looks whiter :D

He's right though. Martial arts are not automatically good for self-defense and street fighting. They all train your body and mind, but their techniques might not help you if someone in some dark alley wants to stab your guts. You can also do some self-defense class.

Krav Maga and Systema are the best martial arts for self defense. Stuff like Kickboxing has almost no practical use.

I know that it's good for self-defence but It's not as fun as doing spinning kicks like in Tkd. I'm looking for something that's enjoyable and effective.

Cool how you fell for that meme like the Bundeswehr did. KravMaga is nothing but a ripoff. Has to be licensed by the Krav Maga authority for extra Shekels that go right in the pockets of a "Group of Jews" (H. Ford). All the while doing nothing more than teach you some common sense street fighting tricks you could learn from any other martial art as well.

I'll take a look at systema, my uni offers it too and it fits into my schedule

>Fleischesser
>Hurr durr only eat homegrown potatoes so that we can feed more niggers
>Irish? What Irish?

>Has to be licensed by the Krav Maga authority for extra Shekels that go right in the pockets of a "Group of Jews
You're kidding, right?

Jesus, they are getting desperate. I know many Anons here are younger but do you remember "Waldsterben" and the "Ozonloch" panic back in the days? Every 10-15 years they come up with some new bullshit to make money. These experts are cancer

this topic again? muay thai is the answer to any mma question

youtube.com/watch?v=-IHvXhmkK-4

you show me how your jew tricks help you against an angry thai, kek

Kek it's the most expensive martial arts course. It costs twice as much as the others

To this day I wonder what ever happened to the Ozonloch. It was supposed to burn us all, but nobody ever mentiones it.