I consider seeking asylum in a scandinavian country

i cant move there legally so its my only option, what would be your advice to me?

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Get naked with other men

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"Kill yourself" Would probably be your best bet Turkroach.

the only place you'll be able to afford will likely be worse than the place you are in now being a grenade filled gang war zone
you'll be unlikely to get a proper job if you don't learn the language or have a good grasp of english and an education already
you'll be looked at in a condescendingly smug way by any passing swede/norwegian/dane/icelander


>finland is scandinavia
dumb ameriposter

Sneak in illegally?

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>you'll be looked at in a condescendingly smug way by any passing swede/norwegian/dane/icelander
i love smug girls

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it's not that kind of smug, it's a smug that will stab you in the soul because it is so insulting
the smug can not be captured in mere image or video, the smug is emitted as an aura through every minuscule part of the existence of the scandi
they think you as actual human trash, incapable of doing anything without the god given divine grace of their sacred presence
they see theirselves as the messiahs of the new age

>finland is scandinavia
Somehow your fellow frozen neighbors think you are, but the rest of the world does too.
I feel bad for you.
>I didn't call you a Laplander

Step 1: Kill yourself.
Then all your problems will be solved.

i am human trash compared to scandi goddesses

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get naked with other men

look it's not weid mental bdsm fetishland in scandinavia
there are no safewords and it never stops for a moment or ends, it only gets worse

god I wish that was me

>tfw no freckled qt girl next door to step on your penis

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You're a leaf, aren't you.

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You are trash but you aren't human, roach.

How do you poop from a vagina?

>you'll be looked at in a condescendingly smug way by any passing swede/norwegian/dane/icelander
I've been through Estonia, Finland and Sweden only knowing bare-bones Swedish (i guess people heard my accent and immediately switched to English, only girls wanted to speak Swedish with me) and nobody gave me any guff... people were actually really nice. I'm white and have a Danish name though, but there's 0 chance I didn't stand out as America. Does the world not ACTUALLY hate us, or was shit talked behind my back later?

Nigresses do it every 9 months, user.

that woman looks like she does it every night

>I'm white
mystery solved

are you not?

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How about you don't, you selfish fucking cunt. Stay where you belong. White genocide is the greatest of all evils in this world.

how do you explain this?

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Fell for memes and lived a fetish

yes but what I meant was that scandis aren't smug at whites since they see whites as human
also yes, shit was talked behind your back later

poo-in-loos are considered human by swedes
also and lib propaganda

A literal 0.1% case.
Most white women that marry shitskins are ugly, fat or both.

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>yes, shit was talked behind your back later
RUDE!!

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LOL i hope this happens to the peasant slave race in europe soon
it's so hot, getting all these poor white trash problematic stinky rebels merged into an inferior, frankly non human race
it's raping them out of existence, fuck
it excites me so much

i look like 10 times better than that dude.. im sure if he manages to impregnate a swede girl i can do it easily as well

I love Scandinavians but I would never want to live there or even visit as you people do not mesh with my Anglo sensibilities

You won`t.

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scandis are so deep into liberalism they don't care about looks as is evident by that image
what matters is where you are from
the guy is a poo in loo, india is an actual country
turkey or other middle-east states in the eyes of scandis aren't
you are children to be babied, not men to be married

>you people
do not lump finns in with sc*ndis

It’s hard for me not to as I have heard all of you fellows do not say hello to each other on the streets and that you think that Americans smile too much

Come to think of it, I didn't see a single person smile with their teeth, in like 3 months

They don’t man. Its an Anglo thing as bizzare as that is. There was a thread about it a bit ago.

>Brown eyes
Jesus christ

it's not our fault, the cruel nature cast out the kind amongst our ancestors long ago

>Finns
>White

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I assumed it was energy drinks and coffee diets that rotted the enamel off your teeth

I am sure. The winter war sounded quite rough for example.

y so mean to other scandis and finns, sweden?

swedes are filled with hate for everything around them. kind swedes are rare and lonely.

i bet you do you little little liberal

gib my land back roach

>human

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roach meme was never funny

You shouldve killed erdogan, stay in your shithole till you do.

All european countries are on the brink of collapse/civil war. Enjoy having no freedom and only getting to keep 40% of your paycheck while Amir gets a free penthouse for him, his 3 wifes, and 20 kids.

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31 cek rahatla. Azmissin sen

hoydaaaaaa

Stop being a pussy and fix your own country.

I like Monroe but she has a reaaaly young looking face

>posting katerina rys
I have to beat it now

that girl is a qt, except her hair, it should be BLACK

You know that girl os Russian, right?

shes the same one in op's pic pajeet

Here's a little advice, fool:
The girl in your pic is a literal prostitute and the scandinavian countries are fucking crawling with them-- why do you think they're spreading their legs for more third worlders to come in?

Don't judge a book by its cover. Likewise, don't assume a female is innocent and loving just because she looks like it.
Try seeking incentive and inspiration from women who are worth it.

Isn't that the point?