/hue/volution General - Tokusatsu Edition

Bolsonaro vs. Haddad run-off in 3 weeks (October 28th).

>We managed to elect over 50 of /ourguys/ to the lower house!
i.imgur.com/6FY6D7t.png

>1st round results
Jair Bolsonaro 46,26%
Fernando Haddad 28,95%
Ciro Gomes 12,51%
Geraldo Alckmin 4,78%
João Amoêdo 2,52%
Cabo Daciolo 1,26%
Henrique Meirelles 1,21%
Marina Silva 1,00%
Alvaro Dias 0,81%


-- BACKGROUND --
Jair Bolsonaro is front-runner for president of Brazil. He is a conservative Christian, former army captain and the only candidate free from involvement in corruption. He's pro-gun legislation and whats the liberalization of the economy with a Chicago boy as minister and to align Brazil to the American foreign policy (fuck Cuba, Venezuela, Palestine and China). He's stable in the Israeli hospital after being stabbed in the guts by a former member of PSOL (Socialism and Liberty Party) and undergoing emergency surgery.

Memes by Bolsonaro:
>Pinochet should have killed more people
>Historical debt towards slavery? I didn't enslave anyone.
>The Portuguese didn't enslave blacks, but blacks enslaved themselves.
>I wouldn't rape you because you are ugly and you don't deserve it.
>Do you burn the donut? I don't care! Be happy! Hugs for you!

Plans for a new constitution:
archive.li/y5zvD
archive.li/0oTSD

>English Subtitled videos of his famous memes:
youtu.be/041YPJI5zz8
youtu.be/BFMAKMQ66p0
youtu.be/W7v7s-_6lmE

Bolsonaro's government plan (in English):
pastebin.com/0pPpsJ1H

>US Youtubers about Bolsonaro
youtu.be/DiWL8ulm5o8
youtu.be/oCk9nH8qkss
youtu.be/2qZ4e1qXjnQ

Previous thread:

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=qwJj2EpC8vg
youtube.com/watch?v=c2qTPZ3jZtI
youtube.com/watch?v=r5ZUUY-rqw4
youtube.com/watch?v=Tdg3QNf9UOc
youtube.com/watch?v=XCHRoDlU3vc
youtube.com/watch?v=MQSz0HOTcS0
pastebin.com/r4cq6SSz
archive.fo/XYWqh
demdigest.org/brazil-the-next-democracy-to-fall-in-populist-wave/
web.archive.org/web/20181007054703/https://www.demdigest.org/brazil-the-next-democracy-to-fall-in-populist-wave/
demdigest.org/does-populism-really-threaten-democracy/
web.archive.org/web/20181007054736/https://www.demdigest.org/does-populism-really-threaten-democracy/
foreignpolicy.com/2018/10/05/bolsonaros-model-its-goebbels-fascism-nazism-brazil-latin-america-populism-argentina-venezuela/
archive.fo/PwLzg
demworks.org/making-democracy-popular-corruption-populism-brazil
archive.fo/Uthsp
youtube.com/watch?v=-b5X69vREAg
youtube.com/watch?v=BG42F-5AVOE
youtube.com/watch?v=7U9lVjZg-Kg
youtu.be/Ccsmd56ydFQ
youtube.com/watch?v=FsZ3p9gOkpY
youtube.com/watch?v=-9D2sAXoHuI
youtube.com/watch?v=_Pa2nLyIF1E
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Can I get some thread theme music?

youtube.com/watch?v=qwJj2EpC8vg

THREAD THEME:
youtube.com/watch?v=c2qTPZ3jZtI

BONORO

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youtube.com/watch?v=r5ZUUY-rqw4

tick tock Bolsonaro

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this thread is now about the best state in brazil.

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youtube.com/watch?v=Tdg3QNf9UOc
put this in the op fag

dude needs some D.C. level secret service to protect him.

youtube.com/watch?v=XCHRoDlU3vc

>Ciro pretending to expose PT and Haddad now.

youtube.com/watch?v=MQSz0HOTcS0

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gringo pls

>como evitar o Gerrymandering
They can't avoid it there, we wouldn't be able to avoid it here as well.
Every time they need to take it to justice to decide who is and who isn't in the wrong by separating the district.
>Um sistema que só leva o candidato com mais votos
Their system of representatives is better in many ways, he knows who he answer to when they go back home, but the Burgers also have basically 2 parties + independents or the green party, it isn't as complicated as here.

Ask your local reporters to check this out.
pastebin.com/r4cq6SSz
archive.fo/XYWqh

The US uses a series of proxies to influence foreign elections. The main proxy is the National Endowment for Democracy, NED, which receives $100 million in taxpayer dollars. The NED et al coordinates all of it’s activities with the State Department. The NED has a series of shell organizations to target specific ideological groups, social classes, and countries. The shell organization used to support center-left parties is the National Democratic Institute for International Affairs, the NDI.

The US is using these to influence the Brazilian election. The NED has published pieces on its website which call Bolsonaro a threat to democracy and the rule of law. Foreign Policy Magazine, the mouthpiece of the State Department, has also published similar attacks on Bolsonaro. The NDI published a piece on its website declaring that Haddad was a champion of anti-corruption and “social justice” while condemning Bolsonaro.

Clearly the US prefers Haddad to Bolsonaro. How deep does this clandestine support go?


Anti-Bolsonaro NED articles.
demdigest.org/brazil-the-next-democracy-to-fall-in-populist-wave/
web.archive.org/web/20181007054703/https://www.demdigest.org/brazil-the-next-democracy-to-fall-in-populist-wave/
demdigest.org/does-populism-really-threaten-democracy/
web.archive.org/web/20181007054736/https://www.demdigest.org/does-populism-really-threaten-democracy/
Anti-Bolsonaro article in the US State Department’s semi-official magazine.
foreignpolicy.com/2018/10/05/bolsonaros-model-its-goebbels-fascism-nazism-brazil-latin-america-populism-argentina-venezuela/
archive.fo/PwLzg

Pro-Haddad and Anti-Bolsonaro NDI article.
demworks.org/making-democracy-popular-corruption-populism-brazil
archive.fo/Uthsp

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Comparativo dos programas Bolsonaro/ Lula (Haddad):
(Links para ver na fonte:)

>PLANO DO HADDAD=LULA: divulgacandcontas.tse.jus.br/candidaturas/oficial/2018/BR/BR/2022802018/280000629808//proposta_1536702143353.pdf

>PLANO DO BOLSONARO: divulgacandcontas.tse.jus.br/candidaturas/oficial/2018/BR/BR/2022802018/280000614517//proposta_1534284632231.pdf

>IMPOSTOS

- Bolsonaro: Redução da carga tributária e aumento da receita destinada aos municípios (pág 58)

- Lula/Haddad: Criar imposto sobre a exportação (pág 41), criar imposto sobre lucros e dividendos (pág 42) e aumentar o imposto territorial rural ITR para grandes propriedades (pág 56)

>IMPRENSA

- Bolsonaro: contrariedade a qualquer regulação ou controle social de mídia (pág 7)

- Lula/Haddad: implantar mecanismos de regulação da imprensa e criar uma empresa pública de comunicação para expor o posicionamento do governo (pág 16)

>LAVA JATO

- Bolsonaro: a justiça deverá seguir seu rumo sem interferências políticas (pág 15)

- Lula/Haddad: promover uma reforma do sistema de justiça para reduzir o poder de investigação do ministério público federal (pág 6, 15)

>SEGURANÇA

- Bolsonaro: tolerância zero com o crime (pág 10) e redução da maioridade penal (pág 32)

- Lula/Haddad: desmilitarização das polícias (pág 31) e iluminação com led nas ruas (pág 54)

>MINISTÉRIOS

- Bolsonaro: reduzir os 29 ministérios existentes atualmente (pág 17)

- Lula/Haddad: Criar 6 novos ministérios (pág 19, 20 e 55)

>DITADURAS SOCIALISTAS

- Bolsonaro: deixar de louvar ditaduras assassinas socialistas (pág 79)

- Lula/Haddad: desenvolvimento da infraestrutura de países do Mercosul (Venezuela) (pág 11)

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>AGRONEGÓCIO

- Bolsonaro: Segurança no campo, políticas para consolidar mercado interno, abrir novos mercados externos, melhoria da logística de distribuição (pág 69)

- Lula/Haddad: regulação do agronegócio para evitar ampliação de grandes latifundiários. Implantar reforma agrária e distribuir terras ao MST e indígenas (pág 56)

>CONSTITUIÇÃO

- Bolsonaro: respeito e obediência à constituição (pág 6)

- Lula/Haddad: Estabelecer um novo processo constituinte para aumentar o poder do estado (pág 6)

>PRESÍDIOS

- Bolsonaro: Prender e deixar na cadeia quem tiver cometido crimes (pág 30) e acabar com a progressão de pena e saída temporária (pág 32)

- Lula/Haddad: Reduzir a massa carcerária do Brasil através da liberação de presidiários (pág 33)

>SINDICATOS

- Bolsonaro: o sindicato deve ser voluntário, contra a obrigatoriedade do imposto sindical (pág 64)

- Lula/Haddad: valorização de sindicatos e associações de trabalhadores (pág 40)

>DROGAS

- Bolsonaro: Combate à ideologia de liberação irrestrita de drogas ilícitas (pág 26)

- Lula/Haddad: Promover a descriminalização das drogas (pág 32)

>Implying this will have any viewership in his own State

>boys are triangles
>girls are rectangles

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Thank you

>Pregnant 11 years old girl and her 40yo husband... its the end of times... Bacabal city, Maranhao
What did the northeast mean by this?

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Looking for advice on getting a young BR wife. I live in FL. Family is all BR. I'm 21.
Kik, SoFlaHueMan

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youtube.com/watch?v=-b5X69vREAg

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Beware the alien, the mutant, the heretic.

youtube.com/watch?v=BG42F-5AVOE

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youtube.com/watch?v=7U9lVjZg-Kg

this is the happiest woman alive

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E tem que se fuder e acabou!!!

>pink power ranger

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Reminder that Burgers donated 96 tanks for our army

youtu.be/Ccsmd56ydFQ

>old and busted tanks
hooray

This picture is so absurd, my sides get obliterated every time I look at it.

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Still more modern than the ones we donated to Uruguay

>This is your brain on leftism

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god bless our beautiful women, user.

Uruguay is rightful brazilian clay.

I really can't tell if the world is going insane or I'm just becoming more aware of it.

bumping for brazilian brappers

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Surra de bunda when?

I can never remember, was it Uruguay or Paraguay that got fucked by the triple alliance?

Fuck, forgot to post the before pic first

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Paraguay

Paraguay - it lost 70% of the male population in that war.

>São Paulo
He was always a faggot

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cidades da zona metropolitana que nao sejam capitais são alguns dos lugares mais direitistas que nós temos. por nao ser caipiras nem cosmopolitãs

>a nutella benchpress
> a todynho
> a timão's cup
lost already

Threadly reminder to downvote this unfunny faggot:
youtube.com/watch?v=FsZ3p9gOkpY

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Campinas é cheio de viadão e esquerdista, então não sei se é realmente verdade

>tanks

Artillery dumbass, which are gonna be upgraded to M109A5+.

t. Navy

folks... I think we're 'boutta win dis

>tfw incel

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Cheers from Florida! I'm waiting for the announcement of the monarchy being restored.

Tenta sair da sua bolha social, user

>youtube.com/watch?v=-9D2sAXoHuI
They were sent from Florida, took 13 days of travel.

That nigga supposed to be green.

minha cidade odeia o pt pra kct, só de te um prefeito petista por quatro anos que roubo dinheiro de material escolar.

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I'm sure the prince is working on it as we speak.

>tfw volcel
Women aren't worth my damn time

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Anytime. By the way the Bolsonaro campaign should use footage from the John Oliver show in their next ads. Condemning foreign interference and saying only Brazilians can decide what's best for Brazil would really hit home.

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Yep, idk foristas complain, in the last 10 years the Army artillery became better and better, not only because of those FMS sales, but also because they invested a lot on new and modernizing their MLRS systems. I actually got a chance a few years ago to visit the place where they upgrade those M109, it's pretty noice.

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>Wenn die Nacht sinkt und rings die Sterne glühn,
>Wenn der Tag winkt und Alpenrosen blühn,
O mein Herz, mein Herz, was pochst du doch so
schwer!
>Schau ich dort liebe Heimat nimmermehr?
Liebe Heimat, teure Heimat,
Schau ich dich wohl niemmermehr?

Estudo em São José dos campos, mas sou natural de Campinas, e tenho a mesma visão que o sobre a cidade, mas Campinas é realmente cheia de esquerdista, então não acho que eu esteja preso na minha "Bolha social" como você disse

aí é culpa da universidade. e tbm por ser grande o suficiente pra ser uma capital hehehe

His ads for the second round will start to air this Friday, Thursday he will do a rally with some candidates in RJ

porto alegre 44% bolso. novo hamburgo 65% hehehe sao leopoldo, tbm colonia alemã, infelizmente só 54%. culpa da universidade grande tbm.

precisamos de menos universidades e mais presídios

There is no such thing as a volcel on Jow Forums. You are an incel.

>tfw cell
You little insects aren't worth my time

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Alguém tem a quantidade de votos de Santa Mária?
Aquela cidade é forrada de estudantes de uni

the fuck is a volcel

The prince of all Brazilians?

If you have any friends in his campaign please suggest this. John Oliver's smugness will definitely piss of locals.

Brazilian women are best women.
EU preciso de Uma jovem esposa, send me a Kik message: SoFlaHueMan
Voluntarily celibate, as opposed to involuntarily celibate.
It means he chooses to reject all women's sexual advances.

In layman's terms he's a fag.

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>I totally swore off women because I wanted to, g-guys!
>i-its not because they rejected me!

>in one election PSL went from being virtually nonexistent to being one of the largest parties in the republic
Chupa que a cana é doce.

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santa maria 51,85% bolsonaro. numero muito bom considerando que é cidade universitária. tem muita gente que nem é daqui que mora e vota ali.

only hipsters have a kik here.

You live in fucking Brazil. Just go to a party and fuck the ugliest, most hammered chick there. Boom, you're not an incel anymore and can stop thinking about irrelevant shit.

Luiz Philippe is royal blood but is not on succession line because his father married a plebeian. He's based and was elected for congress.

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Minha cidade votou 63% pra ele, mas moro no Mato Grosso.

o pai dele renunciou antes dele nascer parece.

ele é muito inteligente. o foda de ter casado com uma japonesa faz ele parecer um personagem 4d criado no Jow Forums

E também tem a base militar.

Seething incel projection, my sexual desires have been completely dulled by 2d women. A shame you can't ascend past your lizard brain.
Can't be rejected if you've never tried in the first place.

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Can't we just ask Trump to help us. Seriously.

Weren't the booths rigged against him too? And yet he had insiders in the right spots and they managed to thwart the ploy. Isn't that how the story goes?

We could use some of that here.

Based only if Jow Forums

centro-oeste é based. imagina o voto por demográficos aí? deve ser muito melhor que no sul e sudeste

Well he aint wrong, from a socialist or neutral point of view. Haddad is weak as fuck and, bad at connecting to the people, bad at lying, bad as a politician...PT voters are retarded

It today's episode:
/OurAutist/ Paulo Kogos impersonating a redneck and shitting on gun-control fags

youtube.com/watch?v=_Pa2nLyIF1E

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nao sabia disso. na minha cidade tem base da aeronautica mas foi 53% o voto apenas. mas achei que foi um numero expressivo até. se comar o alckmin e amoedo chega a 65%.

nos estados unidos o cara direitista fica muito isolado nas cidades grandes

>tfw /ourguy/ Caiado won first round
I'm gaucho, so I don't know much about him, but from what I know he's one of the good guys.

What the fuck do Brazilians use then.
>Dulled by 2D women
Oh no no no no
He literally masturbates to hentai daily. I thought it was a joke. Oh god.
Not even. His daily fap invalidated all opinions. If he's /lit/ and /his/ then maybe.

Cant wait to go there and spread my brown carioca genes

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Will Merkel, Soros and other european globalist kill Bolsonaro? Brazil is becoming more right wing than every other country on earth and I expect a lot of globalist agitation in the next 3 weeks We need your help to prevent Soros, Markel and others to destroy our leader

It's our last chance to get rid of the antifa and communist scum

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Jow Forumsfit/a/ masterrace.

>nos estados unidos o cara direitista fica muito isolado nas cidades grandes
A gente não é estados unidos e as preocupações são diferentes. Lá os caras na cidade grande não tem preocupação de violência urbana a nível de guerra, pra início de conversa.

Enfim, tá tarde e tenho que trampar amanhã. Boa noite, anons.

>What the fuck do Brazilians use then.
Whatsapp

Trump is nationalist 100%, the only country he'll help is israel, he wants to fck the rest of the world for USA glory.
Good for him honestly, he's the guy americans need, but we'll need to, like Bolso said, learn to walk with our own legs

he is from the agriculture group in the senate.

the left loves to accuse him of "slave-owner" but he never cucked out. he is not the most ideological as most of these older politicians, but he is one of the strongest anti-pt in our politics