>"WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK FOR FINAL JEOPARDY AFTER THESE MESSAGES"
>HI I'M RELATABLE BECAUSE I DRIVE A PICKUP TRUCK VOTE PICKUP TRUCK THIS AD PAID FOR BY BIG TRUCK
>I WAS FUCKING RAPED BY A MEXICAN AND ALL HE GOT WAS FIVE SECONDS IN TIME-OUT" HI I'M PANTSUIT POLITICIAN LADY AND I'LL MAKE SURE THE PEOPLE LIKE YOU WHO HAVE BEEN RAPED BY MEXICANS GET TO SEE THEM ROT IN JAIL THIS AD PAID FOR BY TOUGH ON MEXICANS, TOUGH ON CRIME
>HERE'S SIXTY MORE SECONDS OF THESE SAD, FILTHY ANIMALS GNAWING AT THE INSIDE OF A BLOODY CAGE VOTE BIG CAGE THIS NOVEMBER CAGE
>AY DIOS MIO I NEED DA DOCTOR BECAUSS I SEECK AND YOU WAN TU TAKE AWAY DI DOCTOR AY DIOS MIO ES NO GOOD THIS AD PAID FOR BY AY DIOS MIO
>PFIZERPILL MAY CAUSE DIARRHEA, STOMACH TEARS, INTESTINAL BLEEDING, VOMITING OF INTESTINES, AND A SLIGHT DEATH ASK YOUR DOCTOR IF YOU LIVE NEAR PARASITIC MUSHROOMS OR YOU ARE ALLERGIC TO PFIZERPILL DON'T TAKE PFIZERPILL IF YOU ARE A CAPRICORN OR AN ARIES ASK YOUR DOCTOR ABOUT PFIZERPILL, THE PILL THAT MAKES YOU POO"
>TONIGHT ON LA LOCAL NEWS TONIGHT THERE WAS A ROBBERY-AT A PIZZA PLACE???-ALSO SOME MEXICAN DUDE TRIED TO FUCK SOME KIDS IN HIS TRUCK MORE TONIGHT ON NEWS
>"HI I'M MAYOR FUCKFACE AND THE REPUBLICANS JUST WANT TO JEW THE SHIT OUT OF YOU VOTE FUCKFACE, FUCKFACE THIS AD PAID FOR BY FUCKFACE LTD."
>"ALL RIGHT TONIGHT'S CATEGORY WAS 'GREEK KIDDY-DIDDLERS' JARED YOU WROTE 'PLATO' THAT IS CORRECT IT COST YOU FIVE MONEYS"
>"JARED YOU WIN ALL THE MONEYS GOODNIGHT"
>HI I'M SENATOR DICKCHEESE
>WHEEL
>OF
>MONEY
"WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK FOR FINAL JEOPARDY AFTER THESE MESSAGES"
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Yeah that's TV for ya
>jeopardy
Good taste
This is a good thread
Ayyy lmao
And people wonder why tv is dying.
Zoomers dont put up with ads that are longer than 5 seconds.
Youtube.
Roku or netflix.
Jow Forums.
Reddit.
Hulu.
They dont do this.
And thats why they will win
Hey im a leftist i gentrify neighborhoods because dilapidated buildings and poverty scare me but i still want to be walking distance from an ethiopean coffee shop where i flaunt my expensive and worthless education around my equally worthless friends and don't even leave a tip, because "money" makes us all slaves, see, but i'm hip to the truth because my dad has so much money that i can afford to go without it, and the truth is it's real progress only when others have less money than me because only i have the education and the knowledge to use it wisely. Is this coffee shade grown? No? Well, *this* places gets NO yelp stars from me. Go ahead and get deported, bitch. One of my friends will just buy your restaurant from the bank when it forecloses and we'll staff it with REAL ethiopeans, that work for REAL ethiopean wages. What's adversity? Is that a real word? Do you mean "diversity", you stupid country mouse?
Kek, I keep seeing a commerciql for Moselo beer where they talk about how this Mexican guy is an 'immigrant' that came from 'immigrants' who 'fought for their rights and survival' or something. Nevwr thought I'd see the day when a beer commercial would be shilling for Mexican (((immigrants))).
>Modello: "Just let them all in!"
And oh, I just found this jewel!
newsandtimes.com
>A masterfullydonenew ad for Modelo Especial, of Mexico’s Grupo Modelo brewery, embraces the idea that immigrants with strong character and ability help make America great.
Fucking KEK
You forgot
>HI I'VE BEEN SMOKING FOR 37 YEARS AND MY JAW FELL OFF?? TURN AWAY FROM YOUR DINNER AND JUST LOOK AT MY FACE. NO. JAW.
How is this surprising to you? It's not like they were having a commercial for some sort of a book or a protractor/ruler set.
Tonight's final jeopardy was about art in Washington DC though...
This is correct
Fuck off you doomer. TV will adapt like it always has, gaylord faggot fucking amerilard turd.
>TV commercial for literally anything
>There's a black and white mixed together
I love jeopardy. I hate that fucking faggot Buzzy. He's the worst champion besides that game theory faggot
based; the post
Does anyone watch TV anymore? We have internet and videogames what the fuck.
> ASK YOUR DOCTOR ABOUT PFIZERPILL, THE PILL THAT MAKES YOU POO"
My fucking sides, that whole thing was like poetry.
Probably the best thread Jow Forums will have for the next 24 hours. I’m stealing OP and putting it in a text file for another day.
Good post, checked
It will adapt into the dustbin of history like Kodak
I have not watched tv in 6 years. Is Jeopardy still on?
Just read the whole thread.
Man, this is pretty good. You should totally write for Rick and Morty.
no one should put up with ads
if you watch ads you are a consumerist retard or a boomer
Making me sad about old people OP.
Hey you got the message too? Thought it was just me