What the fuck is wrong with women? My wife literally just asked me to rape her

Baste

She said " I want you to abuse me, beat me, and fuck me like I don't want"

I mean I am so fucking confused. I did it and she loved it, I know how crazy this sounds, trust me it felt twice as crazy

POST IT

I did, like all but the whole time, man I'm so fuckin confused

only if she calls you Brett

She's probably into role playing not actually rape

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>posting on Jow Forums instead of raping yor wife
Dude wtf

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She wants to understand what rape really is maybe, take the opportunity to actually put it into context for her. It seems maybe that's what she's asking for. Ask her if that's the reason. Makes sense great opportunity for the both of you. Have a safe word or phrase though. Overeasy eggs or something.

Tomorrow morning... off to the attorney for the photographs, the statements, and the police report.

Next week... filed for divorce, and a PPO filed where you won't be allowed back into your own home.

So steal her credit cards!

What's wrong with you? You fucking married her.

I did it though......

You hit the jackpot, rough sex and rape play is the bomb

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dont fuck it up user, there's a line of spooks hiding in your shadow should she not remember it for the rest of her life

Don't worry Jerome is gonna help you out. Don't sweat it.

based and redpilled
who cares man
it's your God given right to rape your woman

Bro trust me, I'm spinning

Fuck off CIA nigger

God damn I'm 32 and never knew women were so crazy

I wish I was lying, I'd be less confused

Your wife seems to be a connoisseur of paradoxes. I would like to buy her as a slave from you. Then if I sold myself as a slave to her, we would have an interesting conundrum.

gf and i just had a good laugh at pic related. thanks.

And then brake the fucking rule and say this is what happens when you don't know what you are asking for and how men sometimes just want to please but there is darkness and a level of calculated by the rules things you can get away with. Things that the other person didn't want to give. That's the rape.
Have fun user!!! Warn her it's gonna get hella dark though. And it would be best she were the one to bring it up afterwards since this is a level of fucked up that she asked to have so she needs to have power of when and how to bring it up but that she must acknowledge that is what she had requested as she brings it up. Otherwise you would rather just assume that never happened. It was a dream or some shit.
You are now capable I think

That's literally normal wam speak. They're all sluts and she likes you enough to fuck. You're good.

On an unrelated note when you finally catch on that they are all like this your libido and urge to get married may suddenly drastically drop. Mine sure as fuck did.

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Man I thought I married a regular conservative woman but now she just wants me to rape her and treat her like trash

Unbelievably underrated. Fpbp

Dude you are a retard all women like rough dominating sex, if you dont give it to her shell fuck some other guy

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oh man that's it for you. unless you do it in the next 10 minutes, she'll be emotionally checked out for good. and she'll be on social media looking for someone who will.

>I did rape roleplay with my wife.

Most women like roleplaying such taboos, at least she isn't acting like a little girl and calling you daddy. That's what mine does sometimes.

classic shit test

why didnt you?

your wife has boyfriends :)

>wife literally just asked me to rape her
Is that even possible?

she's not very articulate
raped?... poor choice of words
she wants to be ravaged deep within your embrace!

Women are terrible at communicating. She wants BDSM and she doesn't know how to articulate what she wants. She thinks rape is the same thing. In her mind rape means aggressive sex and she wants some sort of aggressive sex so she thinks it's related to rape. It's not, she's wrong, and if she wants to do something new and kinky in the bedroom she'll have to explain exactly what she wants. So ask her what she wants. If she wants you to read her mind, tell her to stop fucking around and ask again what she wants. offer different suggestions (roleplay, bondage, costumes, scenario, spanking, choking, wrestling, biting) and so on. Ask her if there's any porn or book or movie that inspires her. It will give an idea what she wants. Use a safe word. Refuse to do anything without a safe word. Have fun.

Get yourself a REALLY good lawyer and divorce her. fast

What shes trying to say is that she wants you to stop being a little bitch and dick her down like a man would

You better fucking rape her in the next 24 hours.

I lost virginity witha 17 y/o while I was 23
One time we were having sex she asked me to squeeze her tits, they were small but tried as hard as I could, then she told me to do it harder.

I was honestly confused and didn't want to hurt her, she was like half my size.

this is exactly what you don't do unless you want to appear as the biggest beta cuck ever. obviously he's canadian, kings of cucks learning from master trudeau

Basically

this

Well, actually, if you do it in a way that she hates enough to legitimately tell you to stop. Then you just continue - forcefully if you have to. That's the way to fulfill her wish that's the most in line with the spirit of the problem.

Another solution for this problem is to drug her. If she is unable to give consent, it is technically rape.

You marry your wife as a virgin user? More than half of women have rape fantasies. Nothing wrong with CAREFULLY CONTROLLED fetish play. I can't believe no woman has ever told you that. Three of my girlfriends were into straight up rape play and another one wanted to be tied up and "kidnapped" as I played with her.

Also don't post the roast. I'm not thinking Arby's.

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for many women pain and pleasure is exactly the same thing. both physical and mental. these girls are broken and whores.

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haha bet thousands are fantasizing the same as your wife

>wife asks for rough sex
>user comes to Jow Forums to complain
Holy shit. I hope she cucks you with a nigger. Beta faggots like you deserve the rope. Either sexually satisfy your woman or release her to better men than yourself.

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This

not this

Do it faggot. Fuck her like you hate her and emotionally abuse her. Women expect nothing less

can't rape the willing

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and laugh at her hippocampus too

Get permission in writing!

Fpbp

women love shit like that. pretty cool she told you bro. defo keeper. great catch.
>pics or it didn't happen.

God damn women have ruined the word "Daddy" for me, tainted beyond measure because these fucking cunt's mothers couldn't hold down a marriage.

Can I for you?

thats a little wierd that she would use the term rape but i sort of do the same thing
>once a month sneak up on wife
>she will fight back if she wants it
>just manhandle her and rip her clothes off
>fuck her on whatever furniture is nearby or floor
>mfw she loves every second of it

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I broke up with her and a year later hse was with a guy older than me and had a kid, thought I dodged a bullet there, but I still need to know rude exactly is rude sex to women without going into facial abuse tier violence.

She wants to turn on you and sell her story of being raped. Have fun.

You know what needs to be done.

Highly applicable

... I'm going to assume you're genuinely being autistic (no offense) on the slim, slim chance you're not just bored and baiting.

Your wife just wants some rough sex and light bdsm type stuff, user. Spank her ass, gently it doesn't take much with most women and you hit harder than you think, choke her lightly while you sex her, making sure you don't crush nothing or leave any bruises on anything but the ass, and bust a good firm nut up in her snatch after a decent pounding to wrap it all up. Sexually speaking she just wants to see if you're physically strong enough to do it, and mentally rounded enough to do it without actually hurting her permanently. Pound that snatch, take a paint mixing stick to that ass, or something similar, and show her you're a man.

You do realise that the majority of all this feigned rage about it from females is quite literally just them projecting their fantasies?
user, if you don't do it, and there's a fair chance it's a shit test, you're going to appear weak to her and she's more than likely going to have her desires start wandering and wondering for someone who will.
Tread very careful, my leaf.
May I ask, what was your initial response to her request?

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This

are you sure she didn't just ask for a rapier?

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I should have read more of the thread.
How are things now?

Women love being submissive in the bedroom you virgin

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Just tell her it makes you uncomfortable
Look at it from her perspective, shes not the same person that she is in your head, we all like things that are objectively fucked up

>She was raging about kavanaugh too...........I am so fucking confused
IT'S A TRAP!!!!

>Just tell her it makes you uncomfortable
Then cut your cock off while you're at it. Then offer to clean up her snatch after Tyrone nuts in it.

How can you be a married man and not have at least approached that degree yet. What do you think is happening when you tie each other up - what game is that? It’s practically THE most basic sex game.
What precisely did she ask you to do?

>tell her it makes you feel uncomfortable

Jesus Christ, how did we get so inundated with so many virgins and betas.
Tell me, user, you've never kept a relationship for more than a few months, if that, have you?
Take a word of advice, women CRAVE nothing more than being entirely dominated in the bedroom.

>My wife literally just asked me to rape her
How does one do something against their will that they are already asking for ?
also this

its a trap

Keeeeeyek

Should have fucked her in the arse while you had the chance.

You're completely wrong. What you're doing is projecting your own patriarchal fantasies onto women.

t. someone who actual has a degree in Women Studies

Your wife watches too much porn. Monitor her internet viewing habits or she's going to take it to the next level and cheat on you

Sounded like OP was uncomfortable with it, no need to get your testes in a twist

get the fuck outta here faggot

Where do they enjoy not being submissive?

Dude you NEED to abuse this opportunity to try the donkey punch.

Once you try it you won't be able to cum any other way. Shit's fuckin cash, yo

in Catalonia

If you were smart you'd set up a camera and recording device around the house all times without her knowing. One day this could save your life.

All bondage and S&M is fake rape lets face the fact.
It’s a lot of fun too. That’s another fact. I thought this stuff was pretty common. It’s not that often one night stand stuff (it is when I’m doing hook ups because it’s all about her fantasies - long story won’t bore you) but I couldn’t imagine having a GF for six months and not tying her up pretty regularly or vice versa.

Use your brain. She wants rough sex and she is not saying exactly what she wants. She is communicating poorly. There are two options here. Either she communicates better, either OP proceeds with poor information. If OP proceeds with poor communicate, we have two outcomes. Either OP randomly picks the rough sex that she wants, either OP randomly picks something she doesn't enjoy. Do you know what happens in the worst case? He fucks her aggressively, she says it wasn't exactly what she wanted, she says was too scared to speak, and then she'll tell everyone she was raped. That's what happens. Because she is a fucking bad communicator and you made the mistake of allowing that shitty behavior. When a woman wants rough sex either she communicates properly what she wants, either you tell her to fuck off. These are the only two valid options. Getting your dick wet isn't worth having random hard sex with a bad communicator who may or may not turn around and call it rape.

LOL if you arent a deluded woman then your GF cheat on you with men that fuck them the way they like

It isn't rape if she asked for it.

>implying there's anything wrong with homosexuality

Have you checked which year it is?

I like your trolling

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