Today is the day when Poland under the command of hetman Stanislaw Zolkiewski took control over Kreml and made Russia Polands bitch. This is the start of the never ending russian butthurt and the end of the Russian sovreignety
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Today is the day when Poland BTFO Russia
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This occured 9 October 1610
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Dzisiaj to jest dobrze
Who knew that because of this event, russians would still be butthurt to this day
WE WUZ IN KREMLIN N SHIEET!
And you ended up divided between Russia, Prussia and Austria for 120 years.
T. Butthurt russian faggot
Ja odwiedźę w grudniu i robię twoja kobiety moja kurwa. I love learning polish. God bless you people.
I Think everything goes back to that day. The whole so called Russian pride was devastated and they would never be able to claim that no European country had managed to take over Moscow. Every Russian leader since than has been indoctrinated to get back back on Poland at all costs. Their whole existence is built on anger towards the Pole.
> the end of the Russian sovreignety
And i thought Estonians were slow...
Yes mutt, come to Poland, our prostitutes will gladly empty your pockets whereas regular girls will move the other direction at the sight of your goblin face. Kek
Stay mad kacap.
Already talking to a few of your women from tinder. Seems fairly easy so far.
And I'm like 99.5 European mutt. Not the bad mutts. I gave in to the DNA Jew
It fairly easy to talk to bottom bitches on Tinder everywhere in the world desu. But good luck.
One drop rule amigo
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I know it’s not related but this guy was a general during our revolutionary war. Maybe some of you will find it interesting.
You're right. You're right.
Doesn’t the one drop rule only apply to negro blood?
They have a whole memorial to him in Krakow. Plan on seeing it. Great guy
>Be polackenschwein
>Invade Russia at the Time of Troubles (period of anarchy and lawlessness)
>Hold capital for some time
>Get your asshole tourn from your chin to your ankle by the uprising Russian military led by Knyaz Pozharsky as a regular army
>become a Russian vassal for a coupple hundred years
WE WUZ BTFO RUSSIA AN SHIIIET
kurwa
Talks how poles occupied Kremlin
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As illustration uploads image of Russian uprising forcing polaks from Kremlin.
Why you always embrace yourself. You try to look tough but you are just a meme country cucked by everyone
Don't tell me your drop is not from some old slave
Great grandma was full native but you wouldn’t know unless I told you
>Be germany
>a Muslim shithole
>THE END
Today is the day when Russians all over the world drink their cheap vodka (As always they resort to other people's inventions because of their thieving Mongol genes) and cry themselves to sleep over the fact that Poles are the Master Slavs
>Be 6fYy0M/a
>Be a faggot
>have no arguments
>Get BTFO
>resort to ad hom
Pottery
Tell be again how you BTFO Russia if you ended up as a vassal and got rekt by the Russian militia.
Cuck
OP, the only thing I know about Poland is the Witcher game series, which was pretty good. Is there anything in Poland worth a visit?
How? By throwing cabbage and onions at them?
You're a Turkish vassal state desu. You have no say in European topics. Now get back cutting your kebab.
You'd love some cabbage and onion considering your fridge is empty leafcuck.
I bet you have russian ancestry yourself, from all this enriching in '45.
Thats probably why you are importing all this somali niggers, to recreate this experience.
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Gdansk
Wroclaw
Zakopane
Have fun amigo
thanks user
Brother, so they can’t understand us
أغلقت الألمانية الغبية اللعنة على اللعنة وينحني محمد بينما يدغد ميركل بك المكسرات
Shut up, Hans.
Your country had one fucking job - take Moscow and win the war. And guess what? You blew it.
>even French did it
>even Poles did it
>Germany: failed like a sissy
so you have no right to say anything about it to Poles.
Hey cabbage and onion is good.
Try Polish Bigos user. You will love it.
>Russian vassal
>Talking shit
Ironic
Go kys
Do you also celebrate it as last day Poland was relevant eve?
Looks great, but you know I can't pay $150 worth of sausages.
Your mom can though if you catch my drift lmao
Butthurt from the fact that Nazis didn't do what Poland did?
Kek
Try it at a Polish restaurant. You got a lot of of those in your country.
kek'd well played
good one
You were under their heel longer than they were under yours.
sg in all f.
No. But I know you celebrate the day when Poles let you take your shitty city back. Imagine having a national holiday as a reminder of when Polish made you their absolute bitch. Must hurt.
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Poland and Russia are however free states today as oppose to Gaymoney, the Turkish vassal state.
Today is the day when poland invaded russia during russia civil war, almost all poles that invaded russian were killed, only few escaped. Poles that captured kremlin were starved to such point when they started to eat each other due to hunger. This is the reason why poland was (and will be) partitioned couple times
ITT buttblasted krauts who have never won a war and turk mutt vodka niggers who could only take on Poland with help from surrounding nations
Kek, whatever makes you sleep at night Ivan. But even your revisionistic input only proves that even starved Polish soldiers made you their bitch.
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the thread is gringey.
Poland still so butthurt from Russians they litteraly open their legs to the american mutt in hope after getting ass raped and their women fertilized by negros they ll get protection.
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thats truth
poles that were in kremlin were cannibals, they have eaten all dead bodies, then captives, then they started to eat own servants and soldiers, german mercenaries and whole hungarian reinforcement
only few polish nobles were able to return home to poland (all of them were cannibals lol).
this painting shows capitulation of poles in kremlin lol
you can notice 2 russian infantrymen - one with bardiche and one with musket and russian generals in combined armour
Even though it's a lot of mongrels and Mongols here, you will never be even half as white as ethnic Russian is, judeo-lipka untermensch.
tinder in poland is ezmode. I left mine on while being on visit there (I'm half italian, so I look darker than the normal polak) and the bitches went crazy. never had so many swipes and chat ups as there.
>invaded the country during THE INTERREGNUM, political instability and after horrible famine, which took 1/3 of population
>failed miserably and got buttraped for the next several centuries
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>poleshit talking about thieving
And I still don't understand how losing makes you a master Slav. You are a master cocksucker. Go beg daddy USA for a military base, must be so scared.
Dude, seriously. Stop projecting, the only vassal state here is you.
How mad are you? Lmao
No, you shut up, jewish buttboy.
And what exactly did nazis do differently from poles? Both failed miserably.
>THREE mongoloid nations we wuzing sarmatian/scythian/aryan/nordic
ching chong ping pong kwywvladislamivich
Haha butthurt krauts. We wuz HRE! Still kicked under Cedynia and it even took your emperor to kiss our ass in Gniezno later. I love kraut inferiority complex as they never achieved anything worth mentiining and all they have is due to geopolitical reasons. Basically breeding horse puppets for euro monarchs that actually mattered. Say what you want, only time you managed to beat us was 20 years after recovering from partitions. Without equipment still we opposed mmore than french. Ahh partition meme. Yea great victory, took 150 years of bribing us and 3 empires to do that. And occupying kreml was private magnat stuff, just "for fun". I dont know about cannibalism meme since we were offered russian crown on condition our Prince will renounce roman catholicism for greek one. He did not so we backed out, resistance was too great. I love how polish medieval position is skipped due to butthurt ;^) at least this thread is good laugh. And now you kraut kneel like you did in 1530
What are you celebrating independence from, you utter cuck?
>pole shilling for his own country
>”WE WUZ GREAT AND POWERFUL”
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Press P to partition poland for a century
Daily reminder.
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The only thing I like about khokhols is how many kikes and psheks, they've genocided.
I hear you open your mouth on Lvov, old Russian city. Well, we'll help them genocide you again if needed.
BASED Ruthenian BVLL
Dang the whole thread is nothing more than Poolshit WE WUZ and SEETHING about being the eternal cocksucker having to depend on other countries from protection. Poolish got cucked by Sweden of all nations.
>Teutons BTFO
>Prussians BTFO
>Nazis BTFO
Berlin taken TWICE by Russhits, both in 1760 and 1944
Le German warrior ohnonononononononono ahahahahahaahahahahahahah
T.proud Slav male living in RIGHtFUL Slavic clay (which is all Gayrope)
>complain that Poland attacked Russia during a time of weakness
Please read history. Your people are notorious for that.
Poland only fell as an entity because of the internal strife and change within the government. The winds of change pissed off the weakening nobility and old guard so they were bought out by Russians and Germans to interrupt government only to waste time until a war happened.
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>Nazis BTFO
By Poland? Lmao. I can say that the share of Ashkenazi jewish, lipka Tatar, gypsy or armenian ancestry among the general population in Poland lays between 20-40%
That means poland is 60-80% White, as White as mongrel United States circa 1960
Let that sink in lmao, even Germany with 10mln nonwhites and massive influx of "refugees" is Whiter than Poland
Poles cant claim that Poland didn’t :
A - gave refuge to subhuman gypsies killed by Germans
B - bring armenians to Europe
C - give a homeland to the jews
D - import lipka tatars
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Yeah, but that's quite an ironic thing to post in a "we waz kangs of Moscow shieeet" thread.
OP is gay.
>t. KURWA KURWA KATYN KURWA OW MY BUTT STILL HURTS HELP DADDY USA!!!1
>Talks about depending on other countries from protection
>is a britcuck
Totally not like you wouldn't have lost the 2 last world wars if the USA hadn't saved your ass. Right Ahmed?
Well, unlike you we didn't get any kind of protection and had to deal with numerous enemies alone.
How white are you actually? Lmao
>I hear you open your mouth on Lvov,
>Well, we'll help them genocide you again if needed.
No, we don't have to worry much. Most of your young men are either here, cleaning our toilets, or in the east, dying. When we do come for Lwow we will shut down any shitty resistance easily. Your "upgraded" t64's, t72's, and t80's won't do much
pic related, the view from your bedroom window in the near future
F for cheap Krakowska and Ptasie mleczko.
>unable to save France or Poland
>btfo by Germans at Dunkirk
>fire on French ships and French sailors as you run away
>unable to do anything but defend small island from Luftwaffe
>act like it’s a big deal their fighters could defend home territory from fighters that had a more limited amount of fuel and time to raid and bomb
>make USA contribute the lions share of equipment for Overlord
>unable to carry out Overlord without USA’s contribution
>Poles crack enigma first yet you take credit for all of it
>dick up Op Market Garden
>do ok to Berlin
>can’t be bothered to help against Japan after Germany is taken care of
>hide behind USA when Cold War begins
>might’ve genocided Indians at some point
Thank you for your contributions during WW2 Britain
>if the USA hadn’t saved your ass
Man, there is not a single Slavic country that was not conquered and occupied for less than a century.In fact half of Slavic countries where under foreign rule for longer than they where independent.
Scientifically,the only country to be somewhat consistent in the field was the one with a population of over a hundred millions.
For yes,while Slavic countries may LARP as being nationalistic now, in fact they were very tolerant. Especially the Polish-Lithuanian commonwealth (known as literal Jewish safe heaven,but also protected Tatar rights) and Russia(With the highest % of muslims and nonwhites in Europe).
Militarily,the only Slavic country that did decent is Russia,and it even that country lost to bipedal insectoids twice.
The rest usually brag about being a part of some battle in huge coalition war.
For example you will have Poles brag about sending some cavalry,without mentioning that behind the cavalry there where 40k German soldiers,or the fact that their entire commonwealth got one third of its population killed by a Scandinavian country that had only a population of 1 000 000+. Croats will tell you how they contributed to some battle when they where not even an independent country,Bulgarians will tell you how they came in the final battle n a war between the byzantines sandniggers and arabs and so on.
And yes they still do it to this day.Here is a video of Polish subhumans bragging about being fodder in actual human countries(like the UK) as if it was of any importance to the war.
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>saving subhuman French medniggers or Polish jew-tatar mutts
Britain should have allied with Germany to begin with
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Polacy nie są Słowianami, ani nie są ludzkie
Zachodniopomorskie jest Niemiecki
Warszawa jest Rosyjski
Gdańsk jest Niemiecki
Lublin jest Rosyjski
Dolnośląskie jest Niemiecki
Wielkopolska jest Niemiecki
Opole jest Niemiecki
Śląskim jest Niemiecki
Małopolski jest Słowacki
Mazowieckim jest Rosyjski
Warmińsko jest Rosyjski
Podlaskim jest Rosyjski
This, same for us
>The Moscow, Berlin, London axis
Diamonds
we wuz n kuurwa
hahaha polacken always funny
it's funny to read this polan stronk thread when polish history is full of getting cucked and fucked one way or the other lmfao.
>Especially the Polish-Lithuanian commonwealth (known as literal Jewish safe heaven,but also protected Tatar rights)
The funny thing is that despite all those Jews and Tatars, neither Marxism, LGBTQMGWL nor Sharia for Europe were invented here.
It's one thing to keep dangerous pets (pic related), another to let them into politics.
Fuck off, goolag translate.
>capitalizes jew
Get out.
>implying that anyone would learn to speak a subhumman language
P*les are truly the lowest subhumans in europe
Actually Marxism happened in the first place, because Kasemir invited the jews to Europe. All kikes in Germany and Russia are “originally from” Poland
>capitalizes jew
Indeed, Westerners turned out to weak for that and now the Jewish Master is their biggest nightmare.
Poland is Russia's bitch.
Official document signed by poolanders.
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lmao Duda is literally married to a jewess and your prime minister is jewish too
>europe is western
Only Spain, Iceland, Ireland and Portugal
The rest of Europe is Eastern