A Day in the Life of the Alt-Right

>be alt right
>be eternal virgins and incels who masturbate to anime to fill the void left by your inadequacies due to being such easily manipulated manchildren
>cry into waifu pillow every night because your mongoloid god, Shitler, was too stupid to take over the world even with muh "high IQ mastur rayze" backing him, dooming white nationalism forever
>everyone hates you on sight because everyone knows of Shitler's grand failure,
>in your only rally that ever successfully showed the world your solidarity and passion, you kill only one white woman of child-bearing age and get your own promising white men behind bars, how very >100 IQ of you. lmao
>probably MGTOW because you couldn't get a normal, loving girl with your weapons-grade autism, so you pretend as if it's really you who doesn't want them anyway
>accomplished literally nothing other than getting arrested in the past century
>claim superiority, yet created nothing of value for humanity, made no major discoveries, are utterly powerless against the gubbamint, and Jews are smart enough to control every aspect of your pathetic lives

What a depressing existence. It truly is a waste to keep you alive.

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Faggot

>t.npc

Oh god... That image describes us to a tee...

I am absolutely btfo rite now

How long did you spend putting that awful collage together?

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ALF!

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ALF!

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Nobody on pol is White. At least I'm not

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ALF!

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Kavanaugh vote got you down there lefty?

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>be alt right
>genius since early childhood
>nobody knows what to do with me
>teachers are intimidated and humiliated by my lightning wit
>get kicked out of the gifted class for physically retaliating against the psycho dyke teacher
>drop out at age 12 and immediately get high paying free lance jobs doing design and managing market research for a company who hired me because my answers on a survey were so hilarious, incredible hourly wage
>girls call from school, they found out I left, got my number from the school office, and I told them loudly, "FUCK YOU"
>Go back to school near age 18, solely for socializing
>Uncover elite pedo network operating at school stretching to Rome and encompassing the local art scene (around 2001, long before pizza gate or any conspiracy video I ever saw)
>Join mystery school to learn how to fight the black magic and sacrifices I witnessed
>Become kino meme god
>Elect Donald John Trump
>Have effortlessly gotten so many 10/10 thots to show me their tits/vag/spread-assholes on the internet I could start my own massive porn site if I lacked the conscience
>still a virgin by choice as I wait for a worthy partner

UNLIMITED POWA

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B-b-but Niggers!

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Steven Brody Stevens is a based jew you absurd niggard

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i know your pain my fellow shit poster

there's no such thing, you clearly aren't paying attention

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I can't speak for other, but it seems accurate. Although, I do drink a lot.

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"If I close my eyes and PRAY real HARD then God will give me better genetics!"

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You will be raked long before the juden are gassed!

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your nose is showing, Shmuelly, and believe me, it ain't pretty

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no wonder they lust after our women

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0/10

obvious troll is obvious

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Imagine being Canadian and having a folder of Jew pictures to spam a shitpost troll thread with.

That’s even worse than the OPs description.

Another fine example of God's chosen people!

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imagine being an ugly jew who is butthurt that his entire race is so ugly that everyone despises them on first glance

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>maybe if I get a nosejob they'll accept me!

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>please accept me!

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>when you're so inbred you produce random Rodney Dangerfields

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imagine being a Jew and thinking you are better than the Palestinian people despite them being far less inbred

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JIDF NO!

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Please consult a doctor about the signs of autism siting this thread as evidence. It’s free there is it not? So no excuses!

Hi, what's going on here?

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What are you talking about? The Alt-Right is based around basket-weaving in the classical Mongolian fashion.

Imagine being an ugly Jew who can't stand the fact that other people collect images of their ugliness as a kind of zoo for others to gawk at

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Fk off disgusting Paki

we're sharing our collections of ugly Jews, feel free to contribute

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Wow, that's some impressive rhinoplasty.

alt-right and ANTIFA are mental disorders, they're not capable of logical thinking, many of them are illiterate, compulsive useful idiots, or even not very useful idiots.

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I'd rather be an idiot chad than have a mug like this

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>yet you got owned by them
Says more about you Mr. NPC

>tfw you don't really like much on OP's pic
I feel kind of sad like i don't really belong. Was it supposed to hit close to home or is it just bad bait

even when they try to take the best photo possible they still end up looking like just another ugly kike

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Alt-right is a media term of which Jow Forums is not

these parasites think they are special, look at this dress!

what kind of moronic egocentric fool would wear this in public?

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the only thing that's getting rekt is her nose, which will be broken and sliced open by a plastic surgeon

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This one sells holohoax-themed jewelry for fuck's sake, and she doesn't even spend the money to fix her shnoze

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That image fits me but i'm not an Alt-kike

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ALF!

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WHO WORE IT BETTER?

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Trying too hard there buddy. The Dickie Spencer egg head meme is a better put down than this shit.

Incels are on r9k you fucking idiot and MGTOW is more concerned about men's rights and family court battles.

Yes, everybody included Latin Americans , hates kikes, now show your flag, Faggot

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overpainting public gas network markings is vandalism

I'm literally shaking rigth now, HOW DARE YOU SIR!, HOW DARE YOU!
mods please ban this guy Anonymous ID!

Not going to lie. Sometimes the sulking about "duh j00s" will kind of get to me. But then I remember that this is the guy posting it and it makes me feel a lot better.

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This frail little jewlet thought he would poison 6 million Germans after WW2, because somehow the Jews knew that 6 million Jews had died before any investigation of the camps had been carried out.

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Huge faggot shill

oh no no no

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>Be "alt right" (according to your loose fitting criteria)
>Have a serious relationship with a high quality girl
>Have a great job
>Women frequently compliment me on my looks

Always funny how you fags go "hurrrr you never put penis in vagina duurrr" when someone has another worldview.

ALF is in Iceland now!

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study them, learn to recognize the patterns of Jewish inbred DNA

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>be user
>be virgin with no friends
>turn on computer in mom's basement
>find Jow Forums
>practice sticking words on a picture to be witty and make fellow anons laugh
>earn a (You) once in a while
>feel less lonely now
>find a picture of a cartoon frog
>stick words on that frog
>watch people lose their shit
>do it some more
>watch people lose their shit even more
>learn these people are liberals
>put more words on cartoon frog picture, target liberals now
>liberals expose themselves as communists
>put more words on cartoon frogs, let's see how high this goes
>presidential nominee exposes herself as totalitarian new world order shill out to destroy America and hates cartoon frog
Holy shit, anons we gotta do something about this
>put more words on picture of cartoon frog
>resurrect an ancient egyptian god
>put more words on a picture of a cartoon frog
>make the left insane to the point the normies start to notice
>put more words on a picture of a cartoon frog
>get Donald Trump elected
some time passes
>Jow Forums now infested with shills saying we have no power here

My mind can't process what the fuck is going on with this yid's body

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