Left: mum's results

>European Jewish 1%
Sadly, they'll gas you for this

POTATOED

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Hello fellow mutt. You’re one of us now :)

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Below 3% results are a meme, I've got 2% Finnish and 1% Irish which is hardly possible for a Pole

The Reich might have let me off with a slap on the wrist. user, however, IS much more thorough.

Maybe a distant ancestor wanted bibg benis???:DDDDDDD

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MICK'D

ITT: OP is a nigger

God you're all so fucking stupid, WHY ARE YOU GIVING YOUR DNA TO TRANSNATIONAL MEGACORPORATIONS, i swear to God maybe people like you do deserve to be genocided with bioweapons

1 drop rule

I wuzz kangz n sheeeit my nigga

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You can trace the Y chromosome much easier and with more accuracy than relying on mitochondrial dna. So your results are likely more accurate than your mothers.

how else are we supposed to know our ancestry? damn son, I don't give a fuck what a corporation does with the info I'm just curious about my mutt breakdown.

Somebody got Viking'd

>What is autosomal dna

Just get your geneology done by mormons, better than jews having your DNA

ANYTHING BUT MY DAN

>I don't give a fuck what a corporation does with the info
then go walk off a cliff, might be curious what its like to freefall for a few minutes

You get 50/50 of your mums dna, and 50/50 of your dads dna.

But...your DNA can take 100-0 of the 50/50.

So if your mother is 50% Greek, 50% Italian, and your father is 50% German and 50% Russian. You can come out as any kind of percentages. You can be 75% Greek, and 25% Russian, it depends on which your DNA decided to pick out of your 10000000s of possible ancestors.

So essentially DNA testing is kind of pointless.

American sperg-tier classification.
However, if that's my fate, I'll just have to use my 1% powers in increase my IQ fractionally above the white average and burrow my way into the upper echelons of society.
Hopefully Jewish blood is homeopathic in its power, like Saiyan blood has to be.

PART 2

Also - Your siblings will also come out different.

Even if you show 0% German and 0% Italian, your brother could come out with only 25% Greek, and the rest German/Italian/Russian. So your brother got 25% of his DNA from Greek ancestors, where as you got 75% of your DNA from Greek ancestors.

So yeah, you can actually avoid being a mutt even if your parents are multi-ethnic it depends on what DNA the cells decided to pick when you formed in the womb.

>you can come out 100-0 of any of these
you didn't think I'd fall for this bait did you, Aussie?

hallo fellow dutchman

Ooo ooo my turn

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Have you looked at it since the update? It cured me of my 1% semitism. Which is great and all, but I was using it to be antisemitic in public with no consequences because I was "part jewish".

>wonder me folks came frum
>irish nackers and english chavs who were exiled to Australia
>crikey, shits accurate m8

And a complete fucking disregard for the results as women are moar likely to have lodged some past lovers DNA into the offspring, microchimerism is real and it gives them a higher chance of alzhiemers disease as it lodges in their brains too,

>shouldnt have swallowed that load girls

Yeah, bud. Those results are post-update. It cleaned up a lot of trace regions like "Finnish" and shit, but the Jew is a new introduction.
There's probably something to it, considering my great-aunt who I found through the service has some in her updated results and this ancestor who I think it comes from, while a German-speaker, came from the Polish side of Prussia.

Ancestry.com is the Mormon one lad. Still don’t think it’s a good idea though.

A member of (((the tribe))) I see...

Jew Jew Jew Jew
Gaschambers

You know I find it sad seeing Americans with majority brit DNA. Considering some of them are so closely related but there is no ethnic bond.

If only. Maybe if I stick a -berg on the end of my surname and show them my results, I can bag myself one of those IDF cuties and get an executive producer role in Hollywood.
There's a power vacuum where Harvey Weinstein used to be, right? Maybe I could take up his mantle...

>You can just call this Supershlomo 2...

why do people do these tests? I get it if you want to check for any hereditary risk factors but apart from that it just seems like you're obbsesed with applying a certain lable to yourselves

because it's advertised everywhere and sheeple are stupid, easily amused slaves

>America is 56% whi-
Not so fast

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based Lobsterback

>67
Nice

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One drop rule you literal nigger

Woulda been cheaper to do the dads then yours to get your mothers genetic profile

23&me was outed for falsifying results that way with the explicitly stated intention of 'sticking it to white supremacists', user.
Also, you're a fucking moron.

Something tells me dad wasn't an option.

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So, do you know your father?