TOP SHITPOSTING TWEETS BY PRESIDENT TRUMP

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The tweet's real

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...I only weigh 190 pounds, Mr. President. I got your back in 2020 though. Never stop winning CHAMP!

lord & savior

I hear the best taco bowls are made at Trump Tower.

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kek

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he's right you know

godspeed

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well...did she?

covfefe

I fucking swear...

Before running for president, he used to banter with randos.

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G-Guys, is he talking about us?

That one turned out not to be a shitpost, yet the country just kinda buried it and forgot it was a real thing.
congress.gov/bill/115th-congress/house-bill/2884

>but I'm not allowed to talk about her ugly face or body --- so I won't
My god this man brings the bants. 2020 will be 2016 2: electric boogaloo. I cannot fucking wait.

every time

go to trumptwitterarchive.com/
enter search term
shit brix

always

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Best fake one is good nukem

Bernie's nipples

What a genius, I never would have thought of calling someone a cunt like that

Gook nukem

Doesn’t fail.

> he hasn’t seen the diver video

Pffft, no way thats real

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NOOOOOO

what did he mean by this
twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/266038556504494082

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I swear you people...

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/338044904645226498

*Barneys

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Obviously he said 4 for a reason.
He also said I'm glad those four guys are on my side at a rally when addressing four large men shouting can't stump the Trump.
Insert quotes where necessary, I'm lazy

...

Gyuu

anybody have the "We" tweet

He's right, but it's fine because we're a republic

...

...

Technically he's not wrong. It is a disaster for democracy. But we won't have a democracy.

This one is possible my favourite. It is real, too.
Do you think he meant “we wuz kangz” or “we must secure...”?

Praise lord Kek and GEOTUS

Lol need to add this meme to that for total victory

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How are you here, lad?

Jon still seething over this one

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quigquag

thanks, I have canadians filtered

twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/411247268763676673?lang=en

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Lol

don't read it user

Pls

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Digits confirm posters mom dies in a plane crash

>many such cases

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Meme magic compels me.

haha good post
[spoiler]please jannie dont kill me[/spoiler]

very disrespectful. SAD

why do you do this to me i voted for you you orange asshole.

YEAH BANEM

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yes

Many such cases!

(you)

good one

So mean :(
I only weigh 280lbs, and he better be thankful, because holy shit the amount of fucking votes I had to put in for Clinton to even make it seem plausible.
Here's a hint, California was red.

>that flag
x-xi, i-i-is that you?

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very mean.

we will never know what exactly happened here. sad!

WUZ

Just found this gem

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absolutely S O Y

Why not both?

IT'S REAL

oof that one hit right in the 6 gorillion

kek

All his best tweets are from 2012-2013

Do chinks not have internet?

fug :D
baided againsd

Jow Forums is banned in china

tfw he may be talking about me beep-boop

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Fugg

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so many kikes lack pride....mmmm...it's like they are ashamed of something they want hidden

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She got caught getting eaten out by her married director in a car. Hasnt really done much movie wise since for some reason lol.

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I also enjoy the one where he mocks Jeb's advertisement that has his hand photoshopped black.

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Top kek.

You bastard

hahah holy fuck. He named the jew. I didn't Stewart changed his last name what a slimey little kike

>(you)