/hue/volution General - Monarchy Edition

Bolsonaro vs. Haddad run-off in 3 weeks (October 28th).

>We managed to elect over 50 of /ourguys/ to the lower house!
i.imgur.com/6FY6D7t.png

>1st round results
Jair Bolsonaro 46,26%
Fernando Haddad 28,95%
Ciro Gomes 12,51%
Geraldo Alckmin 4,78%
João Amoêdo 2,52%
Cabo Daciolo 1,26%
Henrique Meirelles 1,21%
Marina Silva 1,00%
Alvaro Dias 0,81%


-- BACKGROUND --
Jair Bolsonaro is front-runner for president of Brazil. He is a conservative Christian, former army captain and the only candidate free from involvement in corruption. He's pro-gun legislation and whats the liberalization of the economy with a Chicago boy as minister and to align Brazil to the American foreign policy (fuck Cuba, Venezuela, Palestine and China). He's stable in the Israeli hospital after being stabbed in the guts by a former member of PSOL (Socialism and Liberty Party) and undergoing emergency surgery.

Memes by Bolsonaro:
>Pinochet should have killed more people
>Historical debt towards slavery? I didn't enslave anyone.
>The Portuguese didn't enslave blacks, but blacks enslaved themselves.
>I wouldn't rape you because you are ugly and you don't deserve it.
>Do you burn the donut? I don't care! Be happy! Hugs for you!

Plans for a new constitution:
archive.li/y5zvD
archive.li/0oTSD

>English Subtitled videos of his famous memes:
youtu.be/041YPJI5zz8
youtu.be/BFMAKMQ66p0
youtu.be/W7v7s-_6lmE

Bolsonaro's government plan (in English):
pastebin.com/0pPpsJ1H

>US Youtubers about Bolsonaro
youtu.be/DiWL8ulm5o8
youtu.be/oCk9nH8qkss
youtu.be/2qZ4e1qXjnQ

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Kill niggers

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sétimo pelo vai tomar no cu amoeba

Bolsonaro is a shitalian ahMED shitskin shilling for his racial mongrel compatriots: the Jews.
Haddad is redpilled on ZOG and opposes the "state" of Israhell and supports our Palestinian brothers. Kill yourself subhuman shill

youtube.com/watch?v=Y7zLR4eJWfc
what's his end game hues?

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Awoooo~~~~

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Based latino.

Lembrando que o Caue Moura afinou pra ele naquela antiga treta.

You know I myself disagree with the man in some instances (weed and abortion) but hell he has to win giving lands to fucking indians wont help anyone

BONORO

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I made some graphics for you guys.

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Bolsonaro loses 49-51 check e-m

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o desespero da mídia

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well the flag checks out at least

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lmfao at the lula pic, do you have full res?

Fuck guys I just can't like Joice, she's too loud and egocentric as fuck, unironically think she'll be bad in the long run

very nice

Think

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I wish my Brazilian comrades luck in taking back their country from the hordes of communist, brown leeches.

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I wouldn't mind giving indians protected reservations as long as they produce something out of it that isn't for self-sustenance (and even those cases are pretty rare, they mostly just sit around doing nothing aside from the occasional wood figurines and tourist attractions while claiming they are "protecting their culture").

She'll probably get some lefties to call her names live on TV.

i wish

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God I wish I could be at the Nazi side (good guys).

GOD i wish that was real

so what are the chances that the left steals this election? Is it basically over for Bolsonaro?

>which one is the congressman

She is tucana, dont trust her.
She think she is the mother of impeachment and everyone defeat PT because of her work in VEJA
Also, she falseflag that she gonna be governator in SP, major olimpio became full enraged abou that, but PSL forgive her

>humiliate your own flesh and blood, the people you have to thank for existing, your own parents because they don't support the criminals you love that gave you big gibs
Those people have sunk to the level below animals.

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We need a template version

>law & order vs. african-tier country

We still don't have an unofficial OST for these elections, like Protomen's Hold Back of the Light. I purpose this Ultraje's song. Bonus: it's Lobão who speaks "é, só com a vitrolinha" cameo.
youtube.com/watch?v=biR8Ap-AlIw

Very, very low chances the left takes this one. Congress and Senate are already lost for them, the presidency is amatter of three weeks.

Unless... they kill Bolsonaro.

don't call Germany Africa ever again!

Fraud is naturally always a problem but no candidate ever lost the election after leading the first round, even with much worse advantages than Bolso had.

only way is fraud, even the media now is divided and some are starting to go againt the PT

Put the whole thing, user.

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My momma was going to vote blank.
I asked her to complete the phrase "bandido bom é bandido ______"

suffice to say she won't be voting blank anymore.

What the fuck, we have been killing right-wingers in videogames since fucking Wolfestein. No one is more hypocritical than a commie.

Thats very nice actually
It's a LGBT+ representative
Why the left doesnt like it?

How does the Hue legislature work? Will Bolsonaro be able to get stuff through without an absolute majority? How is he gonna change the constitution?

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youtube.com/watch?v=X1WOCKEiMB0

They will rig the fucking elections, viralize this video you fuckers. The TSE will fuck everything up.

SENDING ENERGY


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see? Bolsonaro isn't against gays

he'll have a majority
parties in brazil barely represent any ideas, he'll ignore the useless sacks of shit party leaders and talk directly with the evangelical, pro-gun, and rural coalitions

Victory is on the horizon, /hue/bros

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He needs congress majority but he already has plenty of support, his party is now the second largest in the chamber of deputies and he has official endorsement from the agribusiness, evangelical and security fronts.

Kek.

kek , this can't be real, but if it is i hope we can get a 1v1 of bolso and haddad on fortnite

That's good to hear, I wish you hues luck in taking back your country. 60k murders a year isn't a country, that's a warzone and who is winning? Eliminating the bad actors will not be so hard with a firm hand.

oantagonista.com/brasil/serra-fala-em-reacionarismo-cultural-bolsonaro-e-em-mais-uma-aventura-petista/
PSDB se destruindo sozinho, kek

porra mas esse guedes é um cabra prolixo viu

You know what're you talking about, user. Here they mostly sell mandioca sometimes.

It's mathematically and realistically impossible for Bolso to lose unless there's fraud. Not only would Haddad need the votes of every other person that didn't vote for Bolso or abstained (and good luck with that since almost all of them are anti-PT to an extent), he would also need a huge number of abstainers and/or Bolso voters to suddenly switch sides.

>that's a warzone and who is winning?
we, most dying are niggers and half-niggers anyway kek

We have something here called coalition presidencialism. Until now the way to govern the country was exchange support for gibs (legally and illegally) and sinecures (a huge chunk of public service jobs is 100% spoil system). Bolso said he will change that. I'm curious and I hope it works.

Can't beat the cocc

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Based pic.

O cara é bom mesmo

look at your arm tattoo maybe you got the digits there.

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>wanting a fix for the absurd crime rates, shit economy and corruption is "cultural reactionism"
Why are tucanos so out of touch with reality?

bolsonaro 55% and jews dead check e-m

Stupid ass meme.
The saddest thing is that probably, this Northeastern tier amerimutt meant well...

Mates, attention please:

Olavo de Carvalho
23 min ·
Sem Mensalão e Petrolão, o PT está condenado a morrer por desnutrição mais dia menos dia. O TSE é sua penúltima esperança. A última será o apelo à força armada do Foro de São Paulo.

They are socialists, that's why. They don't disagree with PT's endgame, they just have a different strategy.

Thats the whole thing, if indians were any good we wouldnt need the portugays to colonize us, they are a bunch of lazy entitled fucks that had one of the most fertile lands in this planet in their hands for milenia and didnt do jackshit. Their cullture is as useless as they are.

Mods são fdp demais, deletaram a thread que tava tirando sarro daquele John Oliver.

Link, please.

based Olavão

>In a few years Brazil will become the greatest latin nation
I hope the forces the jews at disney will finally stop giving attention only to mexicans. Samba>>>mariachi shit

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Based and Redpilled.
Tranny fucking is based.

Do you guys have guns?
We should kill Haddad, invade congress and kill all the leftists some how or something like that
THEY CANT FUCKING GET KEEPING AWAY WITH IT I WILL NOT SURRENDER THE FUTURE OF MY PEOPLE

based

>força armada do Foro de São Paulo
w-what? a bunch of FARC shitheads venezula+bolivia+cuba still cant take on 1/5 of our military
does Foro have a secret weapon i don't know of? middle east support?

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What ever happened to the stabber? Wasn't there a cover up at the lefty party headquarters trying to give him a false alibi and then hiding that? Will the criminal political degenerates be purged or will the establishment shut it down?

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they give attention to mexicans because 40% of california is mexicans

They do have middle eastern support, but I don't think that will be enough...

Stop shilling this neoliberal jew

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Caralho, ler redditorzinho chorando assim é muito bom. Deve ser melhor ainda quando eles começarem a se matar.

So are there any polls about the second round ?

NOVO in 2014

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he's only interested on your desert plant growing tricks, ishmael
once he get hold of your secrets to improve nordeste he might as well throw you on the oven along with noias and viadoes

he got a millionaire lawyer out of nowhere, no one reveals who is paying him, it's "anonymous".
Either the cartels or PT did it.

NOVO today

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is this true?

that guy is extremely famous in brazil, he used to be a soap opera actor in here who was known by everyone and switched to a porn career.

Not yet, but polls don't mean much. They are usually and conveniently wrong by a large margin.

cornos

not yet
but (((polls))) before the 1st turn were giving advantage for bolsonaro by like 3% but again bolsonaro had way more votes than what they had predicted

Venezuela has some Sukhoi, which in theory could go to São Paulo, but I don't know in which shape they are.