>1st round results Jair Bolsonaro 46,26% Fernando Haddad 28,95% Ciro Gomes 12,51% Geraldo Alckmin 4,78% João Amoêdo 2,52% Cabo Daciolo 1,26% Henrique Meirelles 1,21% Marina Silva 1,00% Alvaro Dias 0,81%
-- BACKGROUND -- Jair Bolsonaro is front-runner for president of Brazil. He is a conservative Christian, former army captain and the only candidate free from involvement in corruption. He's pro-gun legislation and whats the liberalization of the economy with a Chicago boy as minister and to align Brazil to the American foreign policy (fuck Cuba, Venezuela, Palestine and China). He's stable in the Israeli hospital after being stabbed in the guts by a former member of PSOL (Socialism and Liberty Party) and undergoing emergency surgery.
Memes by Bolsonaro: >Pinochet should have killed more people >Historical debt towards slavery? I didn't enslave anyone. >The Portuguese didn't enslave blacks, but blacks enslaved themselves. >I wouldn't rape you because you are ugly and you don't deserve it. >Do you burn the donut? I don't care! Be happy! Hugs for you!
Bolsonaro is a shitalian ahMED shitskin shilling for his racial mongrel compatriots: the Jews. Haddad is redpilled on ZOG and opposes the "state" of Israhell and supports our Palestinian brothers. Kill yourself subhuman shill
I wouldn't mind giving indians protected reservations as long as they produce something out of it that isn't for self-sustenance (and even those cases are pretty rare, they mostly just sit around doing nothing aside from the occasional wood figurines and tourist attractions while claiming they are "protecting their culture").
Mason Cruz
She'll probably get some lefties to call her names live on TV.
God I wish I could be at the Nazi side (good guys).
Alexander Ross
GOD i wish that was real
Adam Evans
so what are the chances that the left steals this election? Is it basically over for Bolsonaro?
Mason Howard
>which one is the congressman
Luis Evans
She is tucana, dont trust her. She think she is the mother of impeachment and everyone defeat PT because of her work in VEJA Also, she falseflag that she gonna be governator in SP, major olimpio became full enraged abou that, but PSL forgive her
Ian Price
>humiliate your own flesh and blood, the people you have to thank for existing, your own parents because they don't support the criminals you love that gave you big gibs Those people have sunk to the level below animals.
We still don't have an unofficial OST for these elections, like Protomen's Hold Back of the Light. I purpose this Ultraje's song. Bonus: it's Lobão who speaks "é, só com a vitrolinha" cameo. youtube.com/watch?v=biR8Ap-AlIw
Luis Cox
Very, very low chances the left takes this one. Congress and Senate are already lost for them, the presidency is amatter of three weeks.
Unless... they kill Bolsonaro.
Juan Peterson
don't call Germany Africa ever again!
Brayden Peterson
Fraud is naturally always a problem but no candidate ever lost the election after leading the first round, even with much worse advantages than Bolso had.
Charles Diaz
only way is fraud, even the media now is divided and some are starting to go againt the PT
he'll have a majority parties in brazil barely represent any ideas, he'll ignore the useless sacks of shit party leaders and talk directly with the evangelical, pro-gun, and rural coalitions
He needs congress majority but he already has plenty of support, his party is now the second largest in the chamber of deputies and he has official endorsement from the agribusiness, evangelical and security fronts.
Isaiah Cook
Kek.
Angel Davis
kek , this can't be real, but if it is i hope we can get a 1v1 of bolso and haddad on fortnite
Logan Harris
That's good to hear, I wish you hues luck in taking back your country. 60k murders a year isn't a country, that's a warzone and who is winning? Eliminating the bad actors will not be so hard with a firm hand.
You know what're you talking about, user. Here they mostly sell mandioca sometimes.
Logan Anderson
It's mathematically and realistically impossible for Bolso to lose unless there's fraud. Not only would Haddad need the votes of every other person that didn't vote for Bolso or abstained (and good luck with that since almost all of them are anti-PT to an extent), he would also need a huge number of abstainers and/or Bolso voters to suddenly switch sides.
Connor Allen
>that's a warzone and who is winning? we, most dying are niggers and half-niggers anyway kek
Austin Gutierrez
We have something here called coalition presidencialism. Until now the way to govern the country was exchange support for gibs (legally and illegally) and sinecures (a huge chunk of public service jobs is 100% spoil system). Bolso said he will change that. I'm curious and I hope it works.
>wanting a fix for the absurd crime rates, shit economy and corruption is "cultural reactionism" Why are tucanos so out of touch with reality?
Landon Brown
bolsonaro 55% and jews dead check e-m
Samuel Nelson
Stupid ass meme. The saddest thing is that probably, this Northeastern tier amerimutt meant well...
Jose Gray
Mates, attention please:
Olavo de Carvalho 23 min · Sem Mensalão e Petrolão, o PT está condenado a morrer por desnutrição mais dia menos dia. O TSE é sua penúltima esperança. A última será o apelo à força armada do Foro de São Paulo.
Asher Harris
They are socialists, that's why. They don't disagree with PT's endgame, they just have a different strategy.
Andrew Hill
Thats the whole thing, if indians were any good we wouldnt need the portugays to colonize us, they are a bunch of lazy entitled fucks that had one of the most fertile lands in this planet in their hands for milenia and didnt do jackshit. Their cullture is as useless as they are.
Nathan Powell
Mods são fdp demais, deletaram a thread que tava tirando sarro daquele John Oliver.
Isaac Price
Link, please.
Jose King
based Olavão
Daniel Richardson
>In a few years Brazil will become the greatest latin nation I hope the forces the jews at disney will finally stop giving attention only to mexicans. Samba>>>mariachi shit
Do you guys have guns? We should kill Haddad, invade congress and kill all the leftists some how or something like that THEY CANT FUCKING GET KEEPING AWAY WITH IT I WILL NOT SURRENDER THE FUTURE OF MY PEOPLE
Andrew Rogers
based
Austin Scott
>força armada do Foro de São Paulo w-what? a bunch of FARC shitheads venezula+bolivia+cuba still cant take on 1/5 of our military does Foro have a secret weapon i don't know of? middle east support?
What ever happened to the stabber? Wasn't there a cover up at the lefty party headquarters trying to give him a false alibi and then hiding that? Will the criminal political degenerates be purged or will the establishment shut it down?
he's only interested on your desert plant growing tricks, ishmael once he get hold of your secrets to improve nordeste he might as well throw you on the oven along with noias and viadoes
Jacob Sanchez
he got a millionaire lawyer out of nowhere, no one reveals who is paying him, it's "anonymous". Either the cartels or PT did it.
that guy is extremely famous in brazil, he used to be a soap opera actor in here who was known by everyone and switched to a porn career.
Asher White
Not yet, but polls don't mean much. They are usually and conveniently wrong by a large margin.
Michael Kelly
cornos
Henry Sanders
not yet but (((polls))) before the 1st turn were giving advantage for bolsonaro by like 3% but again bolsonaro had way more votes than what they had predicted
Luis Lee
Venezuela has some Sukhoi, which in theory could go to São Paulo, but I don't know in which shape they are.