>1st round results Jair Bolsonaro 46,26% Fernando Haddad 28,95% Ciro Gomes 12,51% Geraldo Alckmin 4,78% João Amoêdo 2,52% Cabo Daciolo 1,26% Henrique Meirelles 1,21% Marina Silva 1,00% Alvaro Dias 0,81%
-- BACKGROUND -- Jair Bolsonaro is front-runner for president of Brazil. He is a conservative Christian, former army captain and the only candidate free from involvement in corruption. He's pro-gun legislation and whats the liberalization of the economy with a Chicago boy as minister and to align Brazil to the American foreign policy (fuck Cuba, Venezuela, Palestine and China). He's stable in the Israeli hospital after being stabbed in the guts by a former member of PSOL (Socialism and Liberty Party) and undergoing emergency surgery.
Memes by Bolsonaro: >Pinochet should have killed more people >Historical debt towards slavery? I didn't enslave anyone. >The Portuguese didn't enslave blacks, but blacks enslaved themselves. >I wouldn't rape you because you are ugly and you don't deserve it. >Do you burn the donut? I don't care! Be happy! Hugs for you!
>be brazil >every single aspect of you is in desperate need of some if any sort of work and/or repairment >your rulers fully knowing that spent the best part of their time stealing and trying to bring the World Cup and Olympics to you >they suceed >waste gazillions building new stadiums >after both events these same stadiums are abandoned and used to let old busses rot
PT has absolutely no regard to the public money or the work of brazilian citizens yet people vote for them.
a qt lefty gf that hates your facist ways but can't stop loving you or a qt trad gf that wants to marry you right away just so you two can have children?
>será criado um superministério de Economia que abarcará as atuais pastas de Fazenda, Planejamento, e de Indústria e Comércio Exterior Damn, Guedes will be a second president (and that's a good thing)
Kevin Long
Comparativo dos programas Bolsonaro/ Lula (Haddad): (Links para ver na fonte:)
>PLANO DO HADDAD=LULA: divulgacandcontas.tse.jus.br/candidaturas/oficial/2018/BR/BR/2022802018/280000629808//proposta_1536702143353.pdf
>PLANO DO BOLSONARO: divulgacandcontas.tse.jus.br/candidaturas/oficial/2018/BR/BR/2022802018/280000614517//proposta_1534284632231.pdf
>IMPOSTOS
- Bolsonaro: Redução da carga tributária e aumento da receita destinada aos municípios (pág 58)
- Lula/Haddad: Criar imposto sobre a exportação (pág 41), criar imposto sobre lucros e dividendos (pág 42) e aumentar o imposto territorial rural ITR para grandes propriedades (pág 56)
>IMPRENSA
- Bolsonaro: contrariedade a qualquer regulação ou controle social de mídia (pág 7)
- Lula/Haddad: implantar mecanismos de regulação da imprensa e criar uma empresa pública de comunicação para expor o posicionamento do governo (pág 16)
>LAVA JATO
- Bolsonaro: a justiça deverá seguir seu rumo sem interferências políticas (pág 15)
- Lula/Haddad: promover uma reforma do sistema de justiça para reduzir o poder de investigação do ministério público federal (pág 6, 15)
>SEGURANÇA
- Bolsonaro: tolerância zero com o crime (pág 10) e redução da maioridade penal (pág 32)
- Lula/Haddad: desmilitarização das polícias (pág 31) e iluminação com led nas ruas (pág 54)
>MINISTÉRIOS
- Bolsonaro: reduzir os 29 ministérios existentes atualmente (pág 17)
- Bolsonaro: deixar de louvar ditaduras assassinas socialistas (pág 79)
- Lula/Haddad: desenvolvimento da infraestrutura de países do Mercosul (Venezuela) (pág 11)
Nicholas Thomas
>AGRONEGÓCIO
- Bolsonaro: Segurança no campo, políticas para consolidar mercado interno, abrir novos mercados externos, melhoria da logística de distribuição (pág 69)
- Lula/Haddad: regulação do agronegócio para evitar ampliação de grandes latifundiários. Implantar reforma agrária e distribuir terras ao MST e indígenas (pág 56)
>CONSTITUIÇÃO
- Bolsonaro: respeito e obediência à constituição (pág 6)
- Lula/Haddad: Estabelecer um novo processo constituinte para aumentar o poder do estado (pág 6)
>PRESÍDIOS
- Bolsonaro: Prender e deixar na cadeia quem tiver cometido crimes (pág 30) e acabar com a progressão de pena e saída temporária (pág 32)
- Lula/Haddad: Reduzir a massa carcerária do Brasil através da liberação de presidiários (pág 33)
>SINDICATOS
- Bolsonaro: o sindicato deve ser voluntário, contra a obrigatoriedade do imposto sindical (pág 64)
- Lula/Haddad: valorização de sindicatos e associações de trabalhadores (pág 40)
>DROGAS
- Bolsonaro: Combate à ideologia de liberação irrestrita de drogas ilícitas (pág 26)
- Lula/Haddad: Promover a descriminalização das drogas (pág 32)
Thanks for making this so easy, Bolsominions. The harder you lie about this shit the easier it is to embarass you publicly on Facebook. Already made 3 Bolsokeks delete their posts from my class kkkkkk
If he wins we have proof elections are rigged. Run to the hills, lefties.
Mason Diaz
PLEASE ANNEX
Caleb Cooper
Coup/flee the country/die. Personally i'm going with Flee.
Isaac Johnson
>I want convert a leftist trought dicking It's surprisingly easy.
Ayden Sanchez
Very. His popular and military support is big enough to start a coup in case they fraud the election and make him lose. He has what PT always wished it had.
Let me guess if I remember enough of my high school spanish: Novo doesn't support either candidate because their ideas are both practical opposites of ours?
Wyatt Martin
On the flip side, if he gets something like 60% of the vote, it's a lot stronger mandate than winning with 50.1%
Caleb Gonzalez
You manage to actually do it?
Asher Clark
Both mean pussy here. And nobody here is named: >Greta; >Joyce >Evileide >Gostosinha bunduda amo anal >Jerasilva...
>We don't support any candidate, but (the leftist party) is the complete opposite of ours.
IMO it's endorsing Bolsonaro without endorsing it
Jordan King
partido de embusteiro do caralho
based Olavão
Michael Turner
As long as your CV isn't as barebones as a teenager's who just finished school, you should be fine
Robert Gray
Death to Brazil, death to all zionist stooges
Camden Anderson
>On the flip side, if he gets something like 60% of the vote, it's a lot stronger mandate than winning with 50.1% well... we have 3 weeks of memes to get even more votes. My humble contrib: youtube.com/watch?v=-6yX-ljVxvI
I want to see 90%ish percent vote shares in the south
Angel Harris
Wait you were in the army? What about the possibility of a coup if Haddad wins?
Adam Cooper
>Both mean pussy here. I see. Well, over here it's doesn't mean anything.
Jacob Jackson
Did you read my mind? I imagined sketching something like that, whoever drew this is an absolute madman.
Benjamin Butler
Novo actually has proposals similar to Bolsonaro's, but the party leader is a faglord that doesn't like Bolso's "extremism".
Jose Russell
I was dismissed of my obligatory military service. Would it possible to volunteer? Not sure how it works.
Aqui não se leva tiro mas para emprego também não presta.
Nicholas Moore
It was hard starting dating her?
Mason Rogers
Daciolo is good for a laugh but he's anti-gun and has socialistic tendencies, I don't want this shit in PSL.
Nolan Sanchez
No idea, I'm not there Most people there just kinda hated PT and the current government though Unless you have some major defect then you are free to join if/when they request for volunteers, I suppose
