Are pockets sexist, Jow Forums?

>pants baskets

Hello. As I already told /pol last week I am a sexual assault survivor. I don’t have access to my pictures of the place but I was last sexually assaulted in Cavo Paradiso on September 7th by a girl of circa 22 years of age who assaulted me on the dance floor with her drunken gang of friends cheering her on. I absolutely fuggin loved it.
Then I posted a pic of a Hells Angels gig at a club near here where I was sexually assaulted a couple of months ago by a fitty in a faun coloured mini dress as I stood at the bar. I’d noticed her noticing me as she was collecting money in a bucket - my policy is to avoid eye contact with people collecting for charity so I was just concentrating on getting served my regulation gin and lemonade when I felt her hands slide over my hips ...I ... (my voice is going squeaky)...I can’t go on. Oh the trauma! I’m such a massive massive victim - oh woe is me two girls have surprised me and touched my dick this summer. However will I live on with the PTSD.
Give me a free ride for life.
WHAT AN ABSOLUTE JOKE society is at the moment. I’d literary pay them to do it again.

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Pockets make women look lumpy. Women dont Want to look lumpy

The biggest sexist is mother nature herself

Do kikes really have nothing better to write about?

yes
impeach pockets

Nature never intended for this to be covered with back pockets

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>counting dividends of companies based on slave labor
>occupying Palestine
>writing """articles""" about how to subvert Western countries by making up new things nobody knew they even existed to bitch about

Im soooo sorry about this

spbp

All dat bunda

nature intended for them to be naked and in my harem

Pockets were created by rapists to hold their rape kits.

this

women don't buy jeans with big pockets because it doesn't look as good as jeans with small ones. producers respond to these demands.

We must be near the peak of Social Justice Craze as there only so crazy you can make your stories before anyone and their dog abandons you.

You just want women to be raped. Admit it.

i have 4 pockets in my trousers

Dogs were domesticated by rapists to help them track women to rape.

lmao I just realized that the term "rape kit" also has a literal meaning

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Why do you oppress women?

>Bergstein
>berg
>stein

Come the fuck on now.

i don't you are rapist

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Yes, but not as sexist as air conditioning, large smartphones, or sandwiches.

What's some essentials for a rape kit? Duct tape, knife, nylon rope, bleach, rubber gloves, condom, ski mask?

What's is wrong with pockets? The only issue here is that I have to watch out over my things so they aren't stolen.

based colombian

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Do girls explode if they wear guys pants? Do they need to show their asses in public at least once every hour or else they die? You would think preventing your own rape would be more important than looking like a whore

What this dood said. Women's clothing is already like 50% retarded shit.

>Alanna Bergstein
HOW THE FUCK IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE?

Typical Jewish anti-pocket propaganda.

>sexist history of pockets
>kavanaugh is mentioned on the first sentence
"""""""""journalism"""""""""

SHUT IT DOWN

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Please stop oppressing women.

Damn men and their
*pulls card from deck*
pockets!

>picking the giant
Dude she's probably like 6'4". That pussy is probably the size of a catcher's mitt

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Ask yourself; did men invent it?

If yes = Sexist!
If no = Sexist due to withholding it from women.

Also, fashion over function.

POCKETS ARE LITERALLY RAPE
POCKETS ARE LITERALLY RAPE
POCKETS ARE LITERALLY RAPE

>she
>pussy

>>he
>>pus

>>>it
>>>Fake Vag

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Lol my dad used to work in fashion. He’d always say that when doing market research for the women’s lines, women would always say that they wanted the clothes they sold to have more pockets. So they would make garments with more pockets. Then, when these clothes would go into the stores, no one would fucking buy them. My dad loves telling the story because its just such a classic case of women having no fucking idea what they want.

fukken saved

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roll

Is there a law preventing women from designing functional clothes for themselves?

fuck

>Jean pockets are rape

Goddamn, I know toddlers more intelligent than that...

Im glad someone else said it

Oh man, I have had long arguments with women in my office about this resulting in being reprimanded.

Someone was complaining about not being able to fit her wallet in her pocket, and how it was sexist. I asked her to buy pants with pockets and she said they didn't exist. I said I didn't believe it, she said it's true. I told her she should start making them since apparently no one in the world can make women's pants with pockets that can fit a wallet and or phone.

She brought it up again and I told her to just buy bigger pants. She complained that I called her fat. I didn't even make an excuse. I just said that if something doesn't fit, then it's the wrong size and refused to apologize. I ended up leaving about a week later.

Man, if I thought anyone would buy them I'd be a multi-billionaire women's pocket tycoon right now.

btw why isn't it sociallya cceptable for men to carry purses? this oppression must stop

>she said they didn't exist
Why can't they just buy men's pants? Good brands like wrangler make them in every possible size, just measure your inseam and waist and pick a cut and they fit pretty well and are pretty comfy after the first couple washes. There's no law saying that women can only wear clothes made specifically for them

Sorry leaf

>blaming the clothes women wear for rape

Where have I heard this before?

I own a sizable amount of women's clothes, most have fake pockets or if they actually have pockets their like an inch deep. A purse is really essential for this reason.

Its perfectly practical, they wear items which bring them babies. Women just don't have the slightest clue what they want.

Please stop verbally raping women. What if that was your daughter!

>I own a sizable amount of women's clothes
These are mementos from your victims?

The sexist history of bullets flying everywhere because I am tired of this fucking shit. And that's a good thing.

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Women should wear dresses or skirts. There is almost no reason for a women to ever wear pants.

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>a fucking leaf
Every fuckin time

>pockets are useful as handles to rip pants off of woman for forced penetration
Nah, they don't mean this at all. "Rape" means everything now, and because of this, the word means nothing.

Based

Don't broads design ho pants?

Yeah, shut it.

my pants have 6 pockets + 2 pockets for shin guards, what does that make of me annon?
I'm worried here.

A briefcase is a man's purse. Adding a strap in place of the handle makes it a messenger bag but because doing so implies weakness, carrying one makes you look like a twin.

twin = twink.

"Men don’t complain about pockets because they have all the pockets. They don’t have to juggle everything or carry extra weight on their backs. This is why they’re a perfect metaphor for sexism and the patriarchy."

thenopebook.com/lifestyle/pockets-tool-patriarchy/

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It makes you someone who doesn't have somewhere to keep his screwdriver and Stanley knife. 6 pockets is extreme pleb tier.

There is literally nothing stopping women from buying pants with pockets

This is when I started learning that was women say they want and what they actually pursue/purchase are different. Shortly thereafter I just stopped listening to 90% of what women say.
>Why can't they just buy men's pants?
I suggested that too and they just laughed. No response, just laughter. Which is when I pointed out one of their cracked phone screens. Fat bitch sat down too fast and her phone rocketed out of her front pocket.
>most have fake pockets or if they actually have pockets their like an inch deep. A purse is really essential for this reason.
These women also gave me a ration of shit because I would sometimes wear cargo pants. I found that my notebook I used for meetings fit perfectly in the pockets, and I didn't have to keep my phone in my back pocket.

user please I'm down to the last razor

It's not oppression if I'm the one doing it. ;)

FUCK POCKETS AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE

no1 got the reference bro

It's good retarded shit like that is being seriously pushed. It's boring millions of people a day and they are abandoning them by the hoards.

Men should have to buy a purse too.

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>phone in the back pocket
The fuck you say?

it's not real ya dunce

That mesh one actually looks quite practical. Lightweight and you won't get that buildup of bag sand and fluff.

So women should start wearing cargo pants? I love cargo pants!!! IIRC BuzzFeed had an episode where some of the girls wear cargo shorts for a week or something.

it looks like it can't into shape retention very well. Imagine carrying something heavy in it

But they have nature's pocket for my dick.

How can pockets be sexist if women are nature's original pocket

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I like your taste, feel free to post more

It's so niggers can't bring guns and drugs into schools as easy.

Sorry, meant wallet. Was busy thinking about the velocity that porker's phone flung out of her pocket.

>Why do men make the world like this?
Uhm, excuse me sweety, but I thought the future is female? Why don't you just be a queen and create some awesome stuff? Women can do anything!