Going to the marines. any tips before i head out?

You will be surrounded by complete fucking idiots who are dangerous in training situation and far more so in actual combat. I don't mean dumb because they don't want to learn. I mean dumb with no hope of ever getting right.
Just watch your ass and try and keep people calm when the bullets start flying. The enemy is nowhere near as dangerous as scared shitless squad mates in a firefight.
If you are smart, aim for advancement out of the dumb or just skip it all together.
I cant stress this enough. You will meet the dumbest motherfuckers imaginable and that is no joke. If you don't mind. Your golden. If you have a brain and it works, seek advancement quickly or find something else. Because you will be surrounded by some of the stupidest motherfuckers America has ever produced.
Enjoy.

based

good goy

don't fuck military women, even whores haven't so much dick

Fuck the haters,

Be a good team player, don't fuck over the team, always carry your own wieght, don't bitch if you need to carry someone elses...

Life is joke, treat it like one, and have fun in a bad situation.

And if you didn't go grunt, go grunt.

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Do you mean like just joining like about to go to basic or do you mean like deployment?

have fun dying for israel

>Ten year grunt

Isn't there any kind of career progression lol? In ten year's I could go from analyst to senior manager/associate director in a consulting firm or something.

Whatever you do, if you care about your own well being, dont get in a Marine Corps aircraft.

Scream.

You need a college degree to become an officer

Yeah stock up on crayons you mouth breathing retard

Ask him where the PRCE5 is.

This. The army, marines, navy and air force applies.

"There's layers of retardation most people don't even know about" -cpl person

There's no major war going on right now that Marines are involved in, why would you join now? Do you enjoy doing menial tasks for low pay?

Explain motherfucker

Which one of them is better and what are the differences

What degree? Some kind of military school "college degree" ?

Because if it's just any accredited college degree then you know it's purely to keep the nogs and spics out of the officer's mess.

He gon fuck some gooks and rape some a-rabs

don't

If you don't like it that much you can always become trans and malinger until your contract is up

Its the latter.

Start doing push ups and rucking 50 pounds to make it easier.

Gubment bennies

Bring extra toilet paper. They have really limited shit paper in boot camp.

>muhreens still looking for PRCE5
>meanwhile army already moved on to PRCE6

Get stationed in Oki drive drunk, kill a hooker and put her in your wall locker. The locals love it

The corps is the best, but you get treated the worst. The air force is the easiest, and you get the best shit. The army doesnt know what its doing, and its people are all fucking weird. The navy has 43 different uniforms and youre lucky if you dont end up having diesel fuel in your ships water, even luckier if you dont get a visit from the ether bunny.

When your on the navy ship and the lights go out and the sailors start coming for you remember to save the last bullet for yourself. Also make sure you keep a lot of crayons with you incase you get hungry.

This. My dad actually tested out of being a grunt and it saved his ass during Vietnam. Ended up as part of an off DTIC and all he did was travel around and talk.

Happy dying for Israel.

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>army is full of PRCs of every tier
>wtf is a private second class
>literally retarded
>"whats PT?"

The Navy is also the most SJW branch, be prepared for lectures about not raping

>marines
Why not air force you idiot.

Coast Guard is basically water border patrol. Air Force is science based, desk jobs, and planes. I would say Cost Guard because they are overwhelmingly based in the US

Get a super moto EGA tat over your heart so the DIs know you're dedicated

Also
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>Memeflag
Sage and kys faggot

His anus prolapsed. That's it.

You done goofed, should have joined the chair force nigger

We got those too, but the tone of delivery and was decidedly different.

Don't go airforce. There's no retirement at 20 years anymore no reason to look like your 45 when your 29 doing dumb shit in the USMC. Go chair force do operations or admin BS then get out at 4 years and go do something productive with your life

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Heart? But how is the DI gonna see it then? No, gotta get this shit on your forearm.

always volunteer even if they do'nt ask. always be the first in line, thru the door, out the door if u go airborne.

Coast guard aint even DOD. Fuckin DHS fags.

remember to always convince yourself that killing civilians and the ones that want revenge because you killed their family are the real bad guys

Who gives a fuck. They get the same gibs and are treated decently

enjoy your all you can eat crayon buffet, muhreen

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Get into SIGINT and you'll land a $200-300k a year job no problem after your service.

>he didn't have to prance around in a circle declaring his physical, mental, and spiritual well-being after mandatory penis inspections

don't be a bitch

All of the heroes are dead.

If the wings of the aircraft are rotating it is inherently unsafe.

Hand grenades cannot be deactivated by replacing the handle and pin.

How can military guys look at this shit and with a straight face say they are doing something good for their country?

go navy, go air force, go coast guard or do something that is not infantry.What do you think you joints look like doing hiking for like 15 years with body armour,ammo,gun and ruck through afghanistan.
Have a comfy life as something else.

Have fun spreading niggers and gay sex across the planet

I know it's asking a lot, but if the average person with a desire to serve their country in the USA armed forces would finish high school or get their GED and then finish a 2 year Associate's degree at a junior college for fucking dirt cheap before enlisting...

It makes a tremendous difference on your start and advancement within the service you pick. I did the above before serving on a destroyer in a carrier group and I have zero regrets on that part of my life.
The guys who just jam into enlistment at the first chance lose, and they lose big.

It dedepends on what you want out of it. If you want to see combat well, maybe go SF. I've been in for almost 4 years as 0311 and the best I got was Japan.

Learn to kill don’t pussy around getting a trade. Private security guy here with no access to my normal pics .

>going to die for israel. any tips before i head out?
die, I guess?

>If the wings of the aircraft are rotating it is inherently unsafe.
unsafe for communists

I wasn't aware of these things before I joined. I'd still do it again, but it would be for training for RAHOWA.

Yeah, don't invade me or plant another dictatorship here.

Semper Fi. Don't be a bitch and you'll be fine

My nephew just graduated from boot and he's in Okinawa havin a great time. Good Luck!

No retirement at 20 years anymore? If anything if you put money into the TSP your retirement is even more at 20 under the new system.

The corps does not care what you want your mos to be 0300 Infantry .

Good luck, men

Don't go Navy unless you like being miserable and a faggot.

>any tips before i head out?
Make sure you have your insurance papers filled out for when you come back with missing limbs for "being brave."

I got out as a staff sergeant we’re all grunts on the line. I’d still be in but I broke my back. Yes I can still walk.

True AF

this may be true but if people are not getting a pension anymore most will not be able to actually use this system. Most people live paycheck to paycheck mentality.

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If you get stationed abroad an aircraft carrier, you can join a real minority street gang!

thebalancecareers.com/gang-activity-in-the-u-s-military-3354199

People still get a pension at 20 it's just not as much as the old pension unless you add into it yourself.

So if you know that Israel controls the US armed forces to fight zionist wars, and you volunteer to serve in the US armed forces, are you not knowingly fighting against the interests of your own country?
I believe they have a word for that.

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Thank you for your service to Isra- I mean America, goy.

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My pension is 2100 dollars a month because I was hurt at ten years so there’s still a pension.

Make sure u get a punch of try hard tattoos like the punisher logo, and edgy skulls cause your mentally 9

Or if you go to Japan make sure to get a Koi fish tattoo.

get ready to get assblasted by regular FINNISH conscripts in exercises. your """specail forces""" are WEAK and PATHETIC

SCREAM THE DIDDIES!!!

1 post by this ID, but this is for the rest of my fellow Americans...wait a bit and join the Space Force instead.

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you spell like you are 9
Kys flaggot

Lol this.

You don’t know how fucked up things are until your in the Devil’s Triangle or Helmand. Then you start to piece everything together. The only reason I stayed in for a decade was so my son and wife could have health insurance. I’m from a small town I’m west Texas with little chance of getting that.

what if im going recon

This.

>Yes I can still walk.
Damn.

Is that what your recruiter told you? Just so you know, recruiters say anything to fill up their monthly quota, any branch of the military. If you are, make sure you get that shit in concrete hand writing.

im going for an infantry contract but volunteering for recon selection, u sure id be fucked?

Just don't quit out of recon or you will be fucked. Especially if you are recon contract.

Any bong's here? I was thinking of joining up myself, how SJW is it over here? I know the police is absolutely unbelievable, they look at your fagbook and twitter history to make sure you haven't said bad things about niggers, or complained at the fact dune coons raped your sister.
Which branches are the best?