Explain yourselves, bongs

Dey laugh at de unheltee wypipo

Bix nood mofucka

What the literal fuck. This is like baby speak I would never take someone who speaks like this serious and you cant make me.

I think it's ebonics for "people"

“Di Brazilian butt lift (BBL) na cosmetic procedure wey dem dey take fat from one part of di bodi and then inject am enta di bum-bum.
Baaps tell BBC Victoria Derbyshire programme say like one out of 3,000 pipo dey die worldwide because of oda problems wey go later happun afta di operation.
For August, 29-year-old Leah Cambridge die as im dey do BBL procedure for Turkey.“

Daaaaum! It seems so obvious after you've seen it.

I'd say something about minority educated blacks but the reality is blacks love butts and this is vital information for when they 'make it' and send their bitches off for surgery.

>liking jewish yenta chimp-asses

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Do y'all really see American English as retarded? Why?

Niggernews.com at its finest

I tried reading some of these articles when they first came out and was disappointed to learn that I could read them fluently.
It probably helps that Britain has 20-30 different ways to say each word based on the various dialects so once you've understood a few you start to understand how it branches. Except cockney of course. Nobody could understand that shit.

>>bbc.com/pidgin
>posting nigger porn links

try this one

www.niggernews.com

>We got rid of the French.
>Behaviour.
>Behavior.
>It still has a -vior.
First the language is dumbed down. Second y'all speak funny.
At least the Australians sound like a Yorkshireman and the Canadians are generally posh apologists. American dialects are all off on crazy tangents that normal people simply wouldn't think of.

My andona don want none less you got buns hun

It amazes me how bongs can be so arrogant while their once proud and dignified nation crumbles around them.

>News site for people who don't know how to read
lol

Because he's a retard who doesn't know history. UK English and American English are both deviations from Colonial era English.

In Scouse, please.

>brazilian bumbum
HIAUEHAUIHEUIAHEUIAHEIUHAIUHEIUAE

CAN'T HAVE OUR BUNDA CAN YOU

>Wanting to speak like an Irishman.
I said understand not speak. I can read French but if you asked me to form a sentence it would be 'bonjour, vous êtes un pédé' at best.

Kek. Well played, guff.

>ME BRUDDAHS

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Uganda is indeed part of the pidgin region this BBC translation is aimed at.

De bandulu batty is crummy fi true, seen. Can't you read or something?

>pidgin
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pidgin

they've gone too fucking far this time

start using the real link
niggernews.com
if you don't know what pidgin is, it's basically a nigger version of english that develops when two non english speaking (black) peoples that have different languages try to communicate with english in order to maintain a communication. the result is.... that...

Yuh teach ebonics inna fi yuh school!

its not aimed at africa, its aimed at the refugees in england

>Still has a -vior

Because it's pronounced "bee hay vyur." We should have dropped the o instead of the u.

fuck off iqbal

>it works
holy shit who made that DNS entry

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who wins ebonics or pidgin?

It's aimed at English speaking West and Central Africa. Britain hasn't been accepting refugees so that theory is about as retarded as it sounded. Nigs in Britain tend to speak whatever regional dialect is where they live like everyone else rather than pidgin which is an African exclusive.

At least you tried to shitpost.
Brits unironically use the -vior version when speaking Queen's English. Either way it's French as fuck.

Londoner Ameriphile detected.

if only y'all'd've known how bad things really are

No, africans have BBC and use it on white women.

>*Jewish women.
Fixed it for you.

I don kill like 20 pipo - Husband and wife wey dem see deadi bodi for dia fridge
bbc.com/pidgin/world-45803983

What a sad time to be alive

>niggernews.com
HOLY SHIT LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

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anther user dicovars pidgin, de besta tongu on bbc bix nood

>all the other women staring and salivating
society is dead

It's the KANGZ English.

>niggernews.com

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>niggernews.com
holy shit its real

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KANGZ English is called American.

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>defending nigger talk
at least american english makes sense

>I don kill like 20 pipo
What does "don" mean?
I see that they use that word a lot in niggernews.com

>British Association of Aesthetic Plastic Surgeons (BRAAPS) tok say na di most dangerous cosmetic procedure to go through.

Pidgin is legible. It's produced and spoken by literal retards. Are you expecting them to be able to comprehend real English with the trash schools down there? Far too optimistic.

finished an action

The sad state of the world we live in, not just Britbongistan. We have Ebonics here in America, which is equally as abominable and the same result of a culture not only being uneducated, but being proud of it.

> implying people too stupid to speak properly can read improperly

What in the fucking hell is that?

Nice catch.

>africans read bbc?
BBC belongs to the BBC

your tax dollars hard at work

Big Massa! Dem train gyal inna de iron bird, boun fi crash.

Some nigs have reading skills. They are as trash tier as their speaking skills but it means that they can read things online.

It's produced by nigs living in Africa who also pay for the BBC.

>browse Jow Forums
>spot obvious bait threat
>it's real

I used to be on the completely opposite end of the political spectrum...

let them newsless or help educate them better
dont pander to them and allow retardation to spread

you're paying for it dumbass, you of all people should know

Am I the only one who reads this with the correct accent?

Our English is pretty eclectic, however you lot still use old shit like 'folks' which is quite outdated for us here.

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It's incurable.

>braaps

user don squeeze gomedy gol out of dem pure shiet.

aka Nigger News Nightly

I'm reading it with a jamaican accent but I'm not sure how much that differs from Haitian.

Yeah like £120 a year unless you're elderly or poor and license exempt.
But for niggernews.com I would gladly pay that.

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Sorry, were not high iq enough to let muslims rape our daughters like you folks

bbc.com/pidgin/media-44221514

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BBC raping the english language thinking that rather than insisting people who speak a pidgeon bastardisation of it would be better served actually learning proper english, they'll just declare the dumbed down bastardisation a language in its own right, serving to keep niggers retarded for whatever reason.

Africans read?

Instead you sell them to niggers in much larger quantities. Funny how the leading mixed-race country in the Anglosphere likes to throw stones about racemixing.

That one's going straight in my hippocampus

Nah, yuh mek di blacka pussy i cocky water yuh daughter, overstand!

Keeping them informed in their own dialect probably does more good for them in the near term than waiting for them to start speaking the Queen's English first.

whats ur point, you can find free pidgin copies of the bible online & bbc is an international broadcaster, makes sense they have alternate language options

The bong meant that americans are seen as retarded in general.

You could help yourselves by dropping "y'all" for instance, it's cringey as fuck and makes to you sound like a nigger or redneck.

Wait. Do African officials speak like this as well? Since they actually have news and treat it like a real language.

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how can I get a job converting news to bixnood? sounds comfy

I know african university professors who still drop into it if they're not concentrating, so yes, a bit.

Depends on the official. Even German officials can speak Queen's English when they need to so looking at the top officials might not give a clear story.

How can you defend this? I'm not even convinced yet that this isn't some meme

Read the small print leaf

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that is so disgusting... fuck.