What does Jow Forums do with jehovas?

They're a rigid cult. I grew up in em and left that bullshit when I smartened up enough to.

I humor them, or if it's a cute girl I flirt with her a bit. Then I tell them I'll think about and never do.

Invite them in and do bongs lugs in front of them while they regale me in stories of day long past

My dad just slams the door in their faces. I didn't know why until I made the mistake of being polite with them, they will just stand there and keep talking even when you politely tell them to fuck off. Also apparently they have a creepy intelligence network because we speak Polish and the Jehovah's who come talk to us also speak Polish. It's like they keep a list or something.

>What does Jow Forums do with jehovas?
Tell them about what the synagogue of satan means to them in this day and time.

blood in, blood out

how much family contact did you lose?

Be polite and listen to them, say my piece, they leave no more about it

I laugh when thes start saying their lines. They aways stop and go away.

Tell them about Christian Identity and the JQ.

Blast Jimi Hendrix's All Along the Watchtower and watch them turn and walk away.

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as far as I know they do keep a list, they mark you on their list as "not home" if you don't answer the door and come back the next week

Tell em "no thanks" and close the door.

I always suck their throbbing cock as they walk through the door

MAGA

I've only had jehovas once and they were very nice and I felt bad for telling them to leave

damn, the only Jehova Witnesses here are crazy 50-something ladies, never had a reason to interact with them.

i have a no solicitors sign on my door

>t. plebbit

Tell them to leave as I'm not really interested in anything they have to say.
If they still persist, I just drop my pants and stand defiantly in front of them.

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Next time one shows up, I'm giving them some Talmud quotes to ponder.

This usually isn't enough. If you don't tell them not to come back, they'll come back. See, they're not allowed to solicit if there is either a sign that says "no solicitors" or if the tenant or owner tells them not to come back. If they disregard the sign, you can have them arrested for trespassing. If they return after you told them not to come back, you can have them arrested for trespassing. I had to find this out because they kept coming to my house, which is through a gate and down 500 meter dirt road. I like my privacy. So a lawyer friend told me to post signage and let them know that if they return they will be arrested. By the way, JW's are scum, brainwashed cult.

This looks like one of their own photos
>Bible shoved out not one of their tracts
>Grill with a man to make it distinct from Mormons
>Ditto on his suit
Anyhow JWs expect their kids to have 0 sex and zero trips to third base and to marry but they don't provide any of the traditional institutions to make that work, at least in the west. They don't have family arrange marriages. They don't have trial marriages. They don't have any formalized courting. Instead they expect their children to just date with a third wheel chaperone until then sort of feel like getting married.
This works like you'd expect: their kids have sex and the church expels them. The attrition rate for their native members, by their own numbers, is almost 70 percent. Of course that doesn't lead the church to reaxamine their strategy, they just keep doubling down on what can only be described as failure.
I'm not against traditional, virginal marriage by any stretch of the immigration but the end doesn't justify retarded means.

>blurry porn

go fap jap

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it was Jehovas in NY. in VA its Mormons.

Explain that I am Jew. They leave.

Sticker on door, no jahovas.

Here they are old ass people, maybe if you had a 14 yo i mighr consider, but tooo old

I colonize the women

I've been banging a 23 yo J. W. for about 5 months now. She was a virgin when I met her. She's a freaking awesome person, but fuck being part of that cult.

Talk politely to them and tell them I'm not interested. They are almost very nice people.

JW are absolutely the pinnacle of a sophisticated cult. Extremely hard to disprove the doctrine without a lot of knowledge about the Bible and theology. They are a totally different than Mormons in this.
I think JW are extremely brainwashed. Mormons experience the 'oh fuck' moment way easier than JW when they are faced with a problem in their faith.

I'll always give JWs this: Most sects becoming purely nominal jokes doesn't make JWs a cult, it makes those other churches jokes.

You're a faggot if you haven't invited these doorbell humpers in and feed them redpills.

Idk man. My former roommate who was a devout Orthodox Christian chewed them alive

I'm happy enough to talk to them, but I intentionally avoid religious topics. Generally, I ask what motivates them (in a roundabout way), and ask about how they're treated by the people they approach.

What does \pol\ think of JENOVA?

If you say you're christian, they'll come back.
If you say you're into satan, they'll come back even more.

I just told them that Charles T. Russell (Their founder) was a closeted mason AND is buried under a pyramid. They freaked out and Never Came Back.
They skip my house whenever they pass by since I told them that. (I guess they took me of the list. They do have lists.)

This Book explains all you need to know about that cult:
The Watchtower & the Masons - Fritz Springmeier

They are nice and polite people pol, so don't be dicks with them. Show some manners.

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Yes, there's a not home list, and a list of "do not knock" houses, and a list for different language speakers

Their way of brainwashing and control is too extreme. They suggest you come to the Congregation Hall for a meeting three times a week, and to cut out "wordly people" as "bad associations spoil useful habits". Furthermore, those who commit certain sins against the religion are disfellowed and shunned from contact from all JW members - if you family is radical enough even they will shun you. Obviously you see that this is a recipe to exhaust people and make them avoid contact with anybody outside the religion. It's sad, soon the brainwashed has nobody left but the congregation, if they're not careful.

Has cool theme music

Back in the day I used to go knocking on doors trying to get people to vote for the BNP and people got pissed off thinking we were joboes but liked us more when they realised we were Racial Nationalists.

kek

Was pretty overhyped desu, but a fun ending to Disc 1.

Joke on you, here they are all 70 IQ niggers.

a lot of the women that knock on the door always look cute to be honest and well dressed like its the 50s, but my mum needed a blood transfusion when i was born and would of died otherwise and thats a big no no for them so fuck them

Politely say you're not interested and send them away, what else? I don't think they're bad people.

An old Brit woman knocked on the door last week who was a Jehovah's witness. She just launched straight into it with too quiet a voice. Took out a Samsung tablet and flicked through some images and pointed at a quote "You see here, God says the government is not the ultimate rule". Really meek voice, it was weird. I was polite and took her pamphlet and she shuffled next door with her husband who was in the car.

I invited them in once because they had a 19 year old supercutie with them. She was very chill, and I could tell she wasn't a true believer. I talked with her most of the time. They keep knocking, but they never brought supercutie back, so I tell em I don't have time.

Invite them in for a chat over a cup of coffee

I'm an orthodox christian so they usually decline

^this sadly my whole family is in it and I can't leave yet but if more people tried showing theme how wrong they are every time we preached maybe they would finally start thinking for them selfs. And yes it is 100% a brainwashing satanic cult that hides pedophiles look at the last case in montana

I tell them that I don't believe in God. Since the classic "do you have a moment to talk about God" is still pretty common, I've had a pretty good track record with keeping them from wasting their time.
I'll leave religion to the plebs who can't keep from being absolute hedonistic degenerates without a skydaddy to hold their hands.

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Sadly it's true I could point out a bunch who I know are only good because they think sky daddy is watching and even then do shady shit

They're all black people around here. No thanks.

>Implying they aren't more redpilled than you already
>It has been the commercial Jews of the British-American empire that have built up and carried on Big Business as a means of exploiting and oppressing the peoples of many nations. This fact particularly applies to the cities of London and New York, the stronghold of Big Business. This fact is so manifest in America that there is a proverb concerning the city of New York which says: 'The Jews own it, the Irish Catholics rule it, and the Americans pay the bills.'

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Everytime I just say "I'm not interested. Have a good day folks" and that's it. Takes 5 seconds. I don't get the meme about them. They're not that bad.

Sorry, bruv, I'm a muslim, you better fuck off sharpish

>what does Jow Forums do with jehovas
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Hasn't Putin banned them in Russia for being a cult? So why shouldn't we do the same?

what do you have dogeared and annotated?