Checkpoint

>"HALT! Ihre Papiere bitte."
This man asks you for your ID.
>White = Der Führer (take over the thread)
>Green = High ranking Nazi Reich official (Pass)
>Blue = Waffen SS (Pass)
>Yellow = Wehrmacht (Pass)
>Purple = Allied soldier of the Reich (pass)
>Orange = Enemy soldier (arrest on sight)
>Red = Communist (Arrest on sight)
>Black = Nigger (Arrest on sight)
>Brown = Juden (Arrest on sight)
>Pink = Homosexual (Arrest on sight)

IF YOU PASS
>0-2 Sent to the Western Front
>3-6 Sent to the Eastern Front
>7-9 Sent to North Africa
>Doubles = Sent to a comfy position in Berlin
>Triples = You personally lead the Axis invasion/purge of the flag above your post
>88 = Promoted to Obergruppenführer (General) and lead your own RWDS
>1488 = Become the new Reichsführer (Himmler) and genocide the flag above your post
>Quads= Axis wins

IF YOU'RE ARRESTED
>0-2 shot on site
>3-6 sent to Auschwitz
>7-9 tortured for information
>Doubles = You become an Honorary Aryan and are conscripted into the German Army. Reroll for your deployment.
>Triples = the flag above your post invades/infiltrates the Reich on the side of the Allies to rescue you
>Quads = Allies win

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o-oh u-uhm uhm here you a-are sir

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Mischling here.
Gimme quads. Heil Hitler!

Just passing by mein herr!

here take it

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Fug :DDDD

rolling

Damn elaborate get post

Roll

88

DAS RITE

Ja

Nein

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I like to win.

Checked

Oh Vey not again

good bye jew!

SSHHHHEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIITTT

Hello fellow Reich ally!

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Roll

Rolling

Rawlin

rollibn

Erika

Roll

Ya

Bonjour I have the four fresh delousing cannisters you ordered, where would you like them Monsieur

Fugg

eat shit

Hail Tyr

Reporting to duty, Sir!

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Derp

achtung

Well, looks like its off to north Africa for me!

roll

Kill all Commies

rollling

Please gib shekels

UND DAS HEIST

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Hail Hitler!

nigger

I am dead

YOU

Points for creativity, op

ahaha fuck

oy ve-

rollin pls no jude

Roll

Roll

H-Here they are sir.

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Heil Hitler amigos!

Whera all da arean wemins at?

Non non I am not french, honest!

Well played

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おはようー

Rolling

Rolling

My legs are crippled but I can't stop moving, thanks Rollio.

SS here out of my way fags

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please no i swear im not a jew , that's red right guys? not brown right? right?

What about space?

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>High Ranking Official
nice

Oy gevalt, bin ich detained?

kill all jews and blacks

Let's go boiz, honorary aryan reporting in. Roll it, Hans!

rrrrollin

>What seems to be the officer, problem?

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I'll just see my way to the chambers...

Sieg Heil

I am but a humble soldier sir

rolling

Guten Tag, Mistvieh.

Noice

Nice - off to Berlin. I’d rather go gas some Jews but this is fine too

Heil Beatler

Rollin for the Fuhrer

CHECK

fun

Here you are.

Nigger tongue my anus

Here you go

What the fuck am i?

Ro ll in

Hallo. Just on my way to the next Putsh.

rollin

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Heil

SHEEET.. what yu finna do to me senpai?

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So I'm high ranking wehrmacht official sent to the Eastern Front? Well. Sounds like Operation Barbarossa to me!

Oh no they are on to me. Shut it down!
I’m on a losing streak tonight to be fair. My commando got killed and I lost interest but kept playing - a losers cocktail never mix apathy and trying to win. And now look at me. In the fucking oven too. I knew it. It’s yin & yang. & yid.
Okay I’ll come quietly. Just don’t put me in the masterbation machine. I just couldn't stand it (Haha. I fool the goyim with my lies).

>shot on site
you mean shot on sight?

Hello fellow white person.

I'm jewish I hope I'm ok

Rolling

Roll

It seems I forgot them

>High ranking Nazi Reich official (Pass)
>Doubles = Sent to a comfy position in Berlin

welp, it's been an uneventful life.

Roll!

JAWOHL