/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL || Best Party Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
promiseskept.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

>Bannon: Trump @War re-up 9/28/18
youtu.be/TODyyR5GRqw

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump MAGA Rally in Council Bluffs IA 10/9/18
youtu.be/YEZ7Pfm7j1g
>Pres Trump speaks before departing WH 10/9/18
youtu.be/aUBend9lvMc
>Pres Trump accepts Nikki Haley's Resignation 10/9/18
youtu.be/0v7WFd8Ggzw
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis meets w/Greek DM Kammenos 10/9/18
youtu.be/F8LPwUxuOpU
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis outside Pentagon 10/9/18
c-span.org/video/?452741-1/
>SoS Pompeo outside WH on NoKo 10/9/18
youtu.be/IPZ1odJzQT4
>RNCChair McDaniel on FoxNews 10/9/18
youtu.be/AR9OcMGOfbk
>SpiceDaddy on F&F 10/9/18
youtu.be/vEMj7rRY2sY
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 10/9/18
youtu.be/h14APN0Rijo
>USDAVid: Hatch Act & Social Media 10/9/18
youtu.be/oR0QQjCMLQo
>WHVideo: FLotUS Melania Visits Egypt 10/9/18
youtu.be/GEr4rTE1cqY
>Pres Trump @Kavanaugh Swearing In 10/8/18
youtu.be/YUnT8IFTScA
>Pres Trump likes tay 25% less 10/8/18
youtu.be/D7F8uuyP-90
>Pres Trump returns to DC 10/8/18
youtu.be/OmtPePxD4WY
>Pres Trump @IACP Convention 10/8/18
youtu.be/5v2dTUF4R0M
>Pres Trump departs DC 10/8/18
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>Pres Trump speaks before departing WH 10/8/18
youtu.be/vxrVUKjOLXo
>Lara Trump on FoxNews 10/8/18
youtu.be/qvTFX4i-tQ4

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Awoo

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MAGA

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I know this all ironic Sam Hyde and all, but he's right. Jews do rock.

1. We have aesthetically pleasing circumcised penises.
2.Through sheer ingenuity and intelligence, we control or outright influence the most powerful organizations in the world.
3. Our women are hot as fuck with huge tits.
4.We have our own homogeneous country that is the envy of stormfags around the globe.
5. We live rent free in said stormfag's heads who are convinced that we are the boogeyman of the world.

It's pretty awesome

>Trump will never run
>Trump will never win New Hampshire
>Trump will never release his financials
>Trump will never breach 25%
>Trump will never win SC
>Trump will never breach 50%
>Trump will never reach 1237
>Trump will never be the nominee
>Trump will never predict BREXIT
>Trump will never unify the majority of the GOP
>Trump will never beat Clinton in swing states
>Trump will never reach 270
>Trump will never bring back manufacturing jobs
>Trump will never be POTUS
>Trump will never repeal Obamacare
>Trump’s press secretary will never read this out during a press briefing
-Source: youtu.be/jfD5OF0LhpA?t=2m1s
>Trump will never block the Trans-Pacific Partnership
>Trump will never stop immigration from the Middle East
>Trump will never start the bidding process for the wall
>Trump will never take action against sanctuary cities
>Trump will never get his supreme court nominee confirmed
>Trump will never deport illegal aliens
>Trump will never deport DACA recipients
>Trump will never get Democrats to agree to use Obama budget to pay for the wall
>Trump's healthcare bill will never pass house
>Trump will never get his full Cabinet in office
>Trump will never abolish Common Core
>Trump will never renegotiate our trade deals
>Trump will never get two Supreme Court picks before the midterms
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>Trump's healthcare bill will never pass senate
>Trump will never finish the wall
>Trump will never survive the 4 years
>Trump will never win a second term
>Trump will never Repeal Birthright Citizenship
>Trump will never Reverse the 1965 Immigration Act
>Trump will never Repeal the NFA
>Trump will never MAGA
>Trump will never MEGA
>Trump will never be considered the greatest American president
>Trump will never colonize Mars
>Trump will never colonize the Milky Way
>Trump will never deport the xeno scum
>Trump will never build a space wall

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what did he mean by this?

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Ask a zoomer anything but countries I don't like don't get responses

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Amazing

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I love Taylor Swift!

Damn it Lindsey, I didn't like you before but you're making it tough these days.

How many assholes do we have on this ship, anyways?

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nice

That smug bastard, holy shit.

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>In just one day

Maybe dedicate a full month then, faggots

Awoo

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What did Moloch mean by this?

Huge Tay Tay fan here! I love that the House and Senate are turning BLUE under dickless Trump!

Thank you my sweet baby, Ms. Swift!

shes ok, not exactly great.

very very nice

Will /ptg/ capture the 8's? Stay tuned to find out!

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He's still a neocon with all fours for amnesty and all that, but McTumors influence is slowly fading. Hopefully it will take that part as well.

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THis is the ONLY Tay that ever mattered.

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Did they do anything about the captors?

They're trying to surprise them so they don't move. It's probably why this was reported nearly two weeks after it happened.

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AWOO

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hahah paper yea

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Believe Women
>falsely accuse men

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uh do you like Australia?

I like her music 23% less than I did before. I can't. I'm experimenting with Elven Potions.

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kek.

>abortion is needed for survival!!!
>DRUMPFFFFFF NOOOOO

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whats up with all the shills

Am I the only one who noticed that she dropped her Democrat statement a day before winning at the notoriously rigged American Music Awards?
Also, what am I supposed to call Jews now that I know white people were the original “Jews” and chosen people of God?

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their dying without the yous. they must feed.

Always happens at this time. Welcome to my timezone. But Trump keeps doing thing these days, so interns are sent here to practice shilling.

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Soon!

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It'd be a hell of a redemption arc.

Today is the day

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shes going to fuck him now?
lucky girl.

Sure. My parents are from there

Im really from egypt not a proxy. AMA

They show up in the dead of night for the US because they have less of a chance of being btfo.

really?

I am of the opinion that all Brazilian posters are actually Jaguars.
Can a "Brazilian" prove me wrong?

What is this awoo saying?

Prove it. Talk shit about Israel.

nice weather?

>tfw no Tay Tay Goth Gf only Big Tiddy Pirate Gf..

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Popular opinion in the United States is solidly against the old faggot Trump. The good news is he can score lots of cocksucking poolboys once he is impeached and retired in Moscow!

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That's what a family is for dumb bitch.

The Absolute State of Panama City, Florida.

Who's the Jewess?

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> WAWAF!? WAF!?
Same as 'woof'

I want a President that isnt a cocksucker or a sellout Russian spy.

Yeah from Melbourne but I was born in the US

Make who pay?

We need some more outright assholes running this country, ones who arent afraid of it! we've had quiet little assholes for far too long now

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You got that after Obama left office.

>I want a President that isnt a cocksucker or a sellout Russian spy.
Don't worry, Hillary already lost.

as long as he enjoys his retirement good on him.
i hear Russia has some lovely wideness.

I plan to capture an Elven Princess on Halloween and handcuff her to my bed.

Why not just take the load on her face? Cheaper too, and fun, fon'y forget fun.

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ty

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Thankfully Killary lost and even Trump spits in the Manlet's coffee because fuck him and fuck non Americans.

Everyone here hate israel because most of families had peopel participate in yom kippur war.uzzies think its about jews but actually its about israel.
Yes pretty nice specially in coastal cities like alexandria and hurgada

I think the character assassination of Kavanaugh has finally woken the cucks up to what the left has been up to. most seem to understand why we needed trump to fight them.

Veal? Lamb?

still no anti-trust?

Thats right wite boi.he fucks.

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have you ever visited?

Because sexual liberation. These "women" can't live without killing at least 2 mulatto fetuses a year.
It's their (((choice))).

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You can ask him to post a timestamp of passport and he will never deliver, this is the way of every single rarer-than-average flag here.

I know. Trump is such a weenie bitch. I want Obama back!

>I'm getting really tired of this excuse
I'm getting really fucking tired of women, and white women especially, who are some of the most protected, entitled, and privileged groups (if you really want to talk about that bullshit) out there.

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538 red seats FTW

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I honestly only think those that were only on the verge of cuckoldry are among those you describe--hardcore cucks actually WELCOME this type of behavior.

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What's your opinion about ancient Egyptian mythology?

>guy on the right stops clapping

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Not since I was four and I don't remember it. We are going when I go on Christmas break this year though

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I mostly blame incels and numales. A woman lashes out when she doesn't have a man in her life to emulate his beliefs. A woman can't form grand scale political or any other beliefs on her own, without a father or a husband. This is why woman voting rights were one of the biggest mistakes.

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"Have you noticed that nearly all of those 1% are jews?"

Have you guys decided on your Halloween costumes? Anyone doing SPACE FORCE?

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It might be getting to be about that time for with-us-or-against-us.
>the first step to civil war or martial law.