My boss is an intolerable liberal. He's a typical drumpf-hating, funko pop-collecting, barcade-going numale type... very much pic related. Well I met his wife last weekend at a corporate event and we started chatting. I was shocked to find out that she is actually quite conservative (in a normie female kinda way) and apparently they dont even talk about politics around each other. I was curious how the fuck that happens, so I asked her and she just said she was raised this way and they never even thought about politics until the 2016 election so it wasnt a problem until then. I thought I made a friend so we exchanged numbers.
The next day she started texting me and we've been texting continually since. It started off pretty casual but now she's getting a little flirty and cutesy. She invited me out out for coffee tonight because she's bored and wants to hang out. I'm not sure if I should go. Its not even like my boss is out of town or something, so I'm sure he'd think its weird.
I'll be honest, I want to fuck her... but I dont want to get fired. How can I escalate this far enough to find out if they have an open relationship without going too far that I cant recover?
Also, I found it odd that a married couple could have opposite political leanings. Anyone seen this before? How do you not sponge off each other and eclipse/balance out? Is this some kind of psychological red flag I should know about?
>Shit that never happened for 500 I wasn't aware this was a fan fiction board. Conservative women never stay conservative with a liberal husband. Either that don't get married or they turn liberal. I call BS
Alexander Bailey
OP here... my wifi dropped so my ID changed.
Kayden Garcia
Give her that MAGA penis OP.
Jayden Baker
He's a cuck... he knows it, she knows it, you're about to know it.
Well... if you don't fuck her, someone else will, so it might as well be you....
Brody Adams
Update your resume'. You may be fired soon. Should never be palsy with boss' wife. Back away from her!
If you want to implode their marriage then go for it. You can pump and dump the cheating whore, but for gods sake don't date her. If she'll cheat to be with you, she'll cheat on you later.
Go to her home and fuck your boss. You won't be fired because of confusion.
Ian Brown
Fired? Come on man, chance are he's doing it with her blessing. Also barcades are fucking awesome, even if the people that tend to frequent them are soys.
Michael Jackson
Hahahaha the liberal sañt ITT is glorious. But OP, be the better man. Dont cuxk the guy. Its not like hes not already cucked. A liberal will never satisfy a right leaning woman. They thirst the fash.
But honestly OP get off your hornies. Also idk I wouñd be fishy around liberals, maybe is a plot so you show your colors. Make yourself a tinder, put some fashy ol profile and wait. Not too much conservative woman on degeneracy central but oh well use the delis tools to win war against evil I guess.
Joshua Sanchez
>Also, I found it odd that a married couple could have opposite political leanings opposites attract dingus, not this is called homosexuality. >Is this some kind of psychological red flag I should know about? The red flag is that you're asking people on the internet for advice on how to fuck your bosses wife.
Do you want to be as much as of a beta as your boss? Do you want to continue working for someone you deem to be below you?
Don't be a bitch.
Noah Harris
>barcade-going Sounds fun tho. If it weren't a cesspool
David Collins
just fuck her, and cuck your boss. he won't fire you because the woman will leverage him into not doing it (he's a big cuck), and start bossing your boss around, because he wlil take it. it's a god given gift you have here, DO it and don't fuck it up
William Wood
This. Tape it and give it to your coworkers. Force your boss to quit out of shame and take his job.
Andrew Cooper
Unironically this. The sole reason for men being onions sucking cucks are the women who are enabling that. I am pretty sure that if OP would go and fuck that whores brains out the basedlet would be watching the whole thing behind a closet door.
Lucas Brown
Fuck her and use discretion.
Zachary Taylor
ah yes I forgot the fucking filter.
Eli Gutierrez
Nope, he will probably be coerced into fucking his boss with time. Imagine a beta cuck lusting you in work. Hold my puke pls.
Joseph Gutierrez
Use soi mah man.
Jacob Hernandez
He is a liberal; just bang her, if he cares, just call him a cuck and continue, they get off to it.
Josiah Hughes
Smash that shit user. Then send him pictures
Noah Myers
People change. My sister use to be sane then she went to university and came back an ideological brainlet, the same can happen for any ideology at any time in your life.
For example maybe the husband was tolerant of the right but then indoctrinated via "Management Tolerance Courses", not unheard of.
Luke Ross
>has a chance to cuck a soiboi >having second thoughts You better have your tube steak inside her within 12 hours faggot
Jack Hall
This. The woman is either in it for the money so she pretends to be conservative for her job(Mary Matalin married to James Carville) or she will turn left over time.
The woman always molds to her husband.
Luke Wood
Nigger who gives a fuck if you disagree politically with the person you're dating
Dominic Parker
Women in relationships with weak men like that are always craving cock because their men can never satisfy them.
You are doing her a great favor - bang the shit out of that and her cuck husband might even thank you.
Oliver Peterson
Kys degenerate
Mason Rogers
Bro he will only be improving their marriage.
She will finally be sexually satisfied and stop bitching and the cuck husband will get off to it.
Carter Rogers
>but I dont want to get fired. Pretty sure he can't fire you for fucking his wife without you being able to take some sort of action about it. If you've got a spotless record you can threaten legal action.
Cameron Jones
>funko pop-collecting Grounds for immediate summary execution by itself.
Levi Jones
Just take her. Your boss is a onions boy, so he will probably like it anyway
Aiden Murphy
>Also, I found it odd that a married couple could have opposite political leanings
She probably settled for this beta cuck and (most probably) rebbitor. All wives and girlfriends of nu-males had to settle for them and secretly despise them (hence the vasectomy meme that's pretty big with Reddit). Maybe you two should be together, so go for it OP, fuck the shekels.
Aiden Rodriguez
do it pussy
Adam Wilson
>The woman always molds to her husband.
Not if he's a faggot beta cuck that she doesn't respect, which is most likely the case
Sebastian Ross
>junior in highschool >both me and my friend were kissless virgins who had similar personality and interests >i managed to get my first gf >never been more happy in my life >she is a bit racist, browses Jow Forums, into anime and video games, submissive. likes wearing girly clothes etc. >she was perfect >relationship did not even last two months as there was obvious signs she was cheating on me for my friend >to no ones surprise she called me out one night to have a "talk" >did not have a car at the time so had to get friend's dad to drive me over to her place (with friend tagging along) >all to say she was dumping me in front of him >not even a couple weeks later they start going out >see them in the hallways doing the exact same shit I was with her >they both lose virginity together >not even a year of dating and they get married >they both graduate and eventually move out to a place together >eventually they have their own house and a kid now, still happily married and love with each other >watch this all happen in real time like an atomic bomb going off is slow motion >jump to ten years later I am more or less over it now >visit them from time to time >find out they want to do a threesome with me >dont really know how to take it but am glad it turned out this way >might be able to fuck my first and only crush with no strings attached so it's a win win I mean I guess this is probably the best outcome for me. I dont mind this.
Just fuck her without worries and have her call him a misogynist if he says anything about it. He'll eventually be cool with it after some whimpering, in fact it's likely he will give you a raise too.
> first and only crush > 10 years later God I hope I don't turn into this
Julian Hughes
>Is this some kind of psychological red flag Obviously, go ahead and ruin their marriage and get fired for it. I can somewhat promise it'll be worth it in the long run.
David Russell
You're so pathetic they're probably just make you watch them fuck in the corner like the pathetic cuckold you are
Zachary Nelson
I would gladly die alone as a virgin than give it up to some thot or tinder one night stand. Fucking hook up culture is the worst it has ever been and there is no point in sifting and wading through all that shit.
I dont know man she told me she wanted me to stick it in her pooper.
Evan Russell
>describe a cuck >surprised his wife is trying to fuck You're fine You'll probably get a raise for helping him get off
Daniel Ross
I mean, you stayed friends with both a cheating whore and a backstabbing "friend". They're probably planning on humiliating you, don't fall for the trap.
Adam Brooks
I admit I’d be up there like a ferret up a drainpipe just for the nasty pleasure. You don’t have to marry her, just do what this cuck boss you describe is espousing to all society. Who knows if he finds out what has happened a few years from now it might cure him of being a twat and trying to destroy civilisation. Pretty fucking big. I’ve posted it four times today already. Wasp cock is best cock the BWC works unlike the BBC which is perma- floppy.
Eli Sanders
I was beating myself up a lot, thinking i am a loser, but then I read your post. Thank you user, you lifted me out of depression a little today, because compared to this, I am a monarch.
Hudson Morris
Yeah probably you never know
any time :D
Jordan Gomez
>Fucking hook up culture is the worst Agreed. So move the fuck on with your life and find another woman. It's been 10 years. I thought I was pathetic because it's been 2 years since my ex dumped me and I still haven't gotten over it. But damn dude, she doesn't like you. She's married. Let her go.
David Torres
Man if he knows ur a trump supporter that will destroy him...its like trump fucking his wife hahaha
Kevin Walker
You dont just "find another woman" in this day and age. I just explained why.
>she doesn't like you uhhh no shit? She wants me to fuck her not get into a relationship
Liam Barnes
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Hunter Adams
It's alpha time patriot, time to claim what is yours.
Daniel Brooks
10/10 he will raise your kid
Elijah Jackson
>he hasn't taken the bugpill You have to inoculate yourself bro. Ingest the virus in a weakened state and develop the necessary antibodies to survive in such hostile conditions. You will not survive if you don't act.
>You dont just "find another woman" in this day and age. Especially if you don't even try and orbit the same girl for 10 fucking years >She wants me to fuck her Sure, pal. Sure.
>talking to/entertaining women without the express purpose of fucking/breeding them You're a faggot and trying to tred lightly will make you seem like a bitch. Tell her you want to fuck her or stop responding
Ethan Rodriguez
Quit your job
Joshua Morris
Kill yourself faggot Sage
Thomas Gutierrez
>she browses Jow Forums >ten years later >2018 - 10 >2008 >Board created in 2011 Look user, i know this might be hard for you to believe, but i think that whore who dumped you, is actually John Titor in a female skinsuit.
Hudson Russell
Cuck the shit out of that onions faggot.
Robert Anderson
You didn't explain shit There is no "true" love I don't say this to sound cynical. There isn't a 1 person for every other person There are people who can make you happy Just because hook up culture exists doesn't mean you can't or won't find someone What will block you is exactly what you're doing She was not perfect She was a cheating whore who deserves nothing better than the scum who would get with his friend's girl
Jayden Watson
Well I meant to say she browsed it when it was called /news/ or whatever
Daniel Ramirez
Stfu, cuck him, and knock her up you baiting faggot. Before you put cock in vageen, make sure she can deep it on the downlow. After that it's time to make babies for cucky failure to go extinct raising. Enslave the liberal Enemy. Now!
Ryder Cox
my boss watches infowars and is redpilled on the jq.
Kayden Cooper
I dont know man I tried going to proper dating sites and it is just so tiresome looking through all those profiles and going through the motions all the time. This trial and error shit I dont care for.
Thomas Campbell
Thall shall not commit adultery.
Carson Russell
The weak shall fear the strong
Owen Taylor
>How can I escalate this far enough to find out if they have an open relationship Just ask her if they do, and if she says yes, tell her you want to talk to her husband about it, you lying, larping faggot.
Christian Barnes
It's not easy and it isn't supposed to be. If it was you'd just end up with people like her again If you don't do anything you're gonna be stuck licking the shit off of that guy's shoes
Evan Ortiz
And here I thought that Jow Forums was anti-degeneracy yet they have no problem with adultery.
Dominic Sanchez
Nigger what? Nothing wrong with a Switch. I love my Nintendo Switch, and guess what. I drown in pussy all day. Every now and then I pay for it at asian massage parlors, but damn near half the pussy I get is totally for free. So fuck your stereotypes of switch owners
Benjamin Reyes
Hmm interesting, I'll keep that in mind for the future
Nathaniel Russell
She's a piece of shit. Don't debase yourself. Think with your brain, not your dick.
Carter Walker
Who cares when you are cucking a piece of shit
William Brooks
You know you're one of the biggest oneitis cucks the world has ever seen, right? I orbited a girl for a year or two. Then I stopped. Because that's disgusting. One of the most embarrassing things I have did with my life was chasing an unappreciative woman. You're being a bitch. Stop being a bitch, user.
She is spitting at you and deep inside the very core of her being, she thinks you so worthless and unworthy to mate with her that you're sexually the attraction equivalent to some retching puke hurled onto the floor, and now she's going to use you in an absolutely freakish and mutated/warp sexual fetish scene, solely because of what an utter bitch you are. You're like some malformed Igor sexually speaking to them that they're going to get off from letting the Loser have a little fun for a moment. This is your dream. Being the brunt of a joke. Even still you're so desperate you come running like a clown.
You legit don't deserve the respect given to an incontinent dog. I laugh at you.
Joshua Scott
If my wife turned liberal traitor, I'd divorce her.
That will never happen. I red pill her almost daily. She's just as pissed about stuxnet as I am, for example.
Xavier Powell
>shes bored and wants to hang out >she wants my dick Slow down op, ur gonna sperg urself into a sexual assault case with a thought process as stupid as that
Juan Long
She's going to invite you over to fuck her while he watches. check'em