You’ve been tricked into not reading Marx

the same can be said about islam. they don't even know what a Jihad is anymore.
And i bet there's many more examples of delusion through time. just compare the 40'sUS with current US. its happening everywhere man.
except for the Dutch, they still hide behind their lesbian dykes and make monies as if it's still voc slavery time.

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But I have had the displeasure of reading both the Communist Manifesto and - even worse - Das Kapital.

The only benefit I've gained is an ability to more quickly find the particular stupidity that I need to explain to Marxists who barely even understand the works they base their political ideologies around.

I read all the leftypol suggested readings and they are crap

>go to /leftypol/
>criticize socialism based on countries that tried it and failed
>hurr that wasn't real socialism
>criticize socialism based on the standard definition of socialism
>hurr you don't know anything go read the manifestos
>criticize socialism based on what you read on the manifestos
>hurr the manifestos aren't the real material go read the other works
>criticize other works
>hurr that isn't the real material go read this obscure work
>criticize obscure work
>hurr why are you reading that obscure work?
...and this is why communists still exist in this day and age: it's a multi-layer system of retardation where you go down the rabbit hole until you find your own unique brand of communism - or come out unscathered if you have half a brain

>keep trying a system that denies the realities of human nature
wow kikes are fucking retarded

define human nature

Its true, the only thing preventing most of Jow Forums from being a socialist is that they dont actually know what socialism is because cold war propoganda.

This is bourgeois

The problem is you are just a humble snek trying to comprehend the complex understanding of the theorist. The theorists life is consumed by their studies, they transcend and are no longer discernable to us common people. What you need is a nice meme. I try to tell them this, they are simply out of touch.
Have you ever heard of Hoxha?

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Yet it is capitalism which, according to human nature, will inevitably lead to all capitalists getting their heads removed.
Socialism, on the other hand, understands everyone is simply working for their best interest, it does not blame the capitalist for wanting to remain capitalist.

It's a stand in for "the way I think it is".
If you ever hear a layperson use those two words in conjunction it's ALWAYS meaningless drivel only used in the hope that you'll just agree with them.

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I see you, LARPer.

How many hours overtime did you work today?

I've read Marx though
it doesn't change the fact that he was a fat faggot jew with a gay lover capitalist millinoaire that bankrolled is obese NEET ass so he could write in coffee shops and eat donuts all day instead of get a real job.

Marx never held a real job, probably never touched a fucking hammer in his life. Typical armchair gommie

Jokes on you I can't read

u butthurt?

quite enlightening.

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sorry what are you writing?

Both fascism and communism are against bankers, usury, debt, etc. Both also use classes as a paradigm to fight against. Both limit private capital investment, relinquishing personal interest to the will of the majority. In the case of communism, totally; in the case of fascism, severely. Both considered homosexuals deranged sick individuals. Both work under a single authoritarian party.

There are many differences, though, of course. But also many similarities.

>listening to any g*rman

Marx's social critiques about the capitalist regime are spot on, but his solutions are straight autistic and he understands nothing of both philosophy nor economy. Other than that, worth reading if you are able to go through a senseless number of pages just to read about society and alienation.

Its because he was mad at his father. Marx is a jew. His family changed their name. Karl himself was a drunken neet shutin who lived off an allowance from his parents and his dad regularly wrote him letters telling him to clean his room, get a job, write his mother, and meet a girl.

Karl Marx came up with Marxism as a way to say stfu dad I shouldnt have to get a job because capitalism is stupid.

dude i'll believe anything

I read Marx it show you how retarded modern day Marxists are.
People who want to be slaves have to jump through a lot of hoops to claim they don't.