DEADLY AND LIFE-THREATING CATASTROPHIC HURRICANE MICHAEL IS HERE. THIS IS THE POINT OF NO RETURN.
HURRICANE MICHAEL As of 12:00 UTC Oct 10, 2018: Location: 30.2°N 85.5°W Maximum Winds: 135 kt Gusts: N/A Minimum Central Pressure: 919 mb Environmental Pressure: 1008 mb Radius of Circulation: 210 NM Radius of Maximum Wind: 15 NM
HURRICAINE LESLIE As of 12:00 UTC Oct 10, 2018: Location: 28.1°N 42.5°W Maximum Winds: 65 kt Gusts: 80 kt Minimum Central Pressure: 980 mb Environmental Pressure: 1011 mb Radius of Circulation: 270 NM Radius of Maximum Wind: 20 NM
HURRICAINE NADINE As of 12:00 UTC Oct 10, 2018: Location: 12.8°N 32.0°W Maximum Winds: 55 kt Gusts: N/A Minimum Central Pressure: 997 mb Environmental Pressure: 1010 mb Radius of Circulation: 150 NM Radius of Maximum Wind: 20 NM
>don't board up glass door >shit blows open >hammer flimsy wood to already broken door frame >try to brace it with rims >floods >begs for gibz and boardz on stream >ends
>bunch of sheboonz in da bathroom >crying >saying sorry >prayin' >roof blows off >posts phone number >Jow Forums prank calls her >stream ends
>gigga nigga screaming >saying they weren't supposed to be in the flood area >says da TV gone >says she gone buss it anyway >say dey need to be rezqued >complains that she wants to go home >stream ends
The Hurricane is still coherent, weakening but its structure is still intact so it is still wrecking shit inland.
Normaly, i would indeed laugh at the dumbness of the eternal nigger but Michael intensified far too quickly for anyone to make a good judgement call. Even experienced stormchasers were caught offguard.
Nobody expected a cat. 5 a day ago but here we are.
Hunter Hughes
was a kanye post
Parker Russell
What was 8 gets?
Jackson Adams
so much for being able to see into the future, Raven.
Prefer to hear screaming and praying to be honest.
Logan Butler
>in the fucking middle of the storm >has to ask if the eye has passed through yet goddamn women are so fucking dumb
Levi White
he's dead jim
Caleb Wright
He is dead, sounds like the building failing under the forces. Maybe the tree fell through the roof and caused catastrophic winds to fuck everything up. Who knows, but probably dead