>1st round results Jair Bolsonaro 46,26% Fernando Haddad 28,95%
-- BACKGROUND -- Jair Bolsonaro is front-runner for president of Brazil. He is a conservative Christian, former army captain and the only candidate free from involvement in corruption. He's pro-gun legislation and wants the liberalization of the economy with a Chicago boy as minister and to align Brazil to the American foreign policy (fuck Cuba, Iran, Syria, Venezuela, Palestine, Russia and China). After recovering in the Israeli hospital for being stabbed in the gut by a former member of PSOL (Socialism and Liberty Party) and undergoing emergency surgery, he's back to campaigning.
Memes by Bolsonaro: >Pinochet should have killed more people >Historical debt towards slavery? I didn't enslave anyone. >The Portuguese didn't enslave blacks, but blacks enslaved themselves. >I wouldn't rape you because you are ugly and you don't deserve it. >Do you burn the donut? I don't care! Be happy! Hugs for you!
Threadly reminder Brazil can't be saved because Brazilians are subhuman.
Benjamin Adams
Go burn your donut, burgerfag
Bentley Brooks
Hey, any BRfags care to answer: how likely is it that in 5 years I'll finally be able to visit Rio de Janeiro and see gardens where once there were favelas?
Luke Jenkins
He should restore the Empire. The pro working class policies of the monarchs will permanently cement his revolution.
Otherwise it’s 8 years of junta lite and then back to PT shithole.
# That shit is being broadcasted in the Brazilian version of Discovery Home & Health, saw a few segments and thought it was reality show garbage, guess I'm going to give it a second chance then
its funny to watch the clash of cultures
there's always a 90 day general every Sunday night on /tv/
Gavin Evans
>in 5 years Hugely unlikely.
Jeremiah Thomas
>Tells me we are the subhuman ones. >Elected a nigger for president once.
John Davis
Why would they make it such a huge gap for a fraud? They were definitely faking it, but they just can’t hide the numbers anymore. I don’t think they’re even trying at this point.
Quero ir aí em Janeiro torar umas costariquenhas . Elas são gostosas? Posta fotos.
Wyatt Carter
They are trying but can't hide it. They are, probably, considering the worst case scenario for bolsonaro.
Colton Hughes
How do people fraud Bolsa Senpaiília?
I actually have it. >no job for months, decide to get into concursos >they are fucking expensive >find out I don't pay for the fee if I have Cadastro Único >go for it. Since I have no registered job and I live in a República, they give me a NIS >say "nah, I don't need bolsa senpaiília, I'm getting by." ask for the interviewer to put in the form that I don't want it (I would automatically get it because I had no job) >few months pass, receive a card from the government, they were giving me bolsa senpaiília, 101 bucks per month >read online that if I just didn't take it, they were going to cancel it. So it let it go, didn't withdraw the benefit >start receiving letters from the government basically saying "Take the fucking money", so I start taking it
What do frens
William Jenkins
Unsuccessfully ruin his chances by false flagging as a neonazi. :^)
Brandon Campbell
This 58% can easily fall to 49% in the next 18 days. They just need to keep creating fake scandals (like the swastika thing) to justify the poll fraud.
Wyatt Howard
funny thing thou we probably won't have a nigger/mongrel presidnet for the next 20 years
Alexander Murphy
>What do frens Don't take the fucking money if you don't want it. What are they going to do?
Too much temptation. By the time they sent me the letter, I had more than 300 reais accumulated to withdraw.
Jaxson Scott
So how many fake incidents swastikas we'll see till the end of the month? We've gotten two just today. I recall Trump getting a fuckton too.
Ryder Wilson
finger-guns him back
Brandon Bennett
Chamo ele pro debate e ele corre
Brody Young
It really can’t. They were already saying Bolsonaro was at his limit and couldn’t grow much anymore. They could easily just add minimal votes and call it a day. You guys keep insisting on this fraud rhetoric, but it’s just not happening. Everyone will know something is insanely off if Haddad somehow wins at this point.
James Roberts
With kids you get extra.
Funny thing is, it's much more troublesome to cancel it than to just take it, since I have to go to CRAS in the middle of fucking nowhere, wait at a line, talk and explain...
Logan Hughes
Not by the globalists, which are attacking him all the time, even getting oliver to make a video about it
Caleb Bell
I ask "What's this? What's this? What's this here?"
>They just need to keep creating fake scandals (like the swastika thing) to justify the poll fraud. They're probably going to try and play this. Problem (for them) is that for every fraud that gets unmasked the blowback will probably be even larger. Hell, the girl with the swastika in her belly already had her claims doubted by the investigators, lel.
>Too much temptation. >takes "free" money he knows he doesn't need because it's "lel soo much!" I hope you understand you're part of the problem.
Gabriel Parker
B-But Alckmin is our Jeb already. We can’t have two Jebs.
William Jones
Wait what? I closed Jow Forums after seeing the 54x46% poll but now it's 58x42%? Is the fake news miasma this strong?
LOL just wait for Mourão's Race Whittening Program
Ryder Robinson
Just so you know it's much less than 47%, as there's no " race tribunal" to decide what you are. I think the term in English is self-appointed race. Pardos often call themselves white.
Andrew Richardson
Also “death threats”. It doesn’t matter either way, 58% of people are voting on him, it’s just retarded to pretend his voters fill some stupid niche.
Nathan Cook
ever heard of different polls dude?
Anthony Reyes
In 2014 it was Aécio 51x49% in the first Datafolha second round poll, he never had a relevant advantage.
Jason Lewis
Datafoice - 58x42 Some VEJA shit - 54x46
Christopher Evans
The 54% poll is from a literal who leftist institute. 58% is by datafoice.
Jace Miller
they didn't agree on what to say beforehand
I guess ibope is more full of shit and datafolha gave up trying to pretend he's doing bad so they can try to rile up their base to vote bonoro
Thomas Turner
>Who's they?
The leftist establishment? Just like... 95% of the mainstream media? Don't you see datafolha, IBDGE, etc clearly lying all the time and just a few days before the election they boost the numbers close to reality?
Don't you see TSE and Globo quickly labelling all the malfunctioning voting machines as "fake news" IN THE SAME DAY of the elections when you don't even have time to properly investigate all claims?
Even the cuck general Villas Boas is at their side.
We will not invade but do a peace mission. We will set you free, arepa.
Hunter Lee
Sorry, not yet.
James Wilson
missão dada é missão cumprida, capitão
Samuel Wright
good
Zachary Evans
Steal their crude then burn that shitty country
Lincoln Edwards
Make nazis in brazil who are thinking about voting on Bolsonaro because they aren't stupid or suicidal give up on their intentions. They tried the same shit with Trump on 2016.
Leo Walker
Nani ga koteimasu? >Nani ga koteimasu? Nani ga koteimasu? >Nani ga koteimasu? Nani ga koteimasu?
Christian Bailey
I tend to believe he is white because both his parents have italian surnames and italians mixed with the natives far less than the spanish did. So i hope he wins. Especially since his opponent is a sand nigger
