Death

fell out of a range-rover type vehicle going 40mph through a farm field onto my neck/head (climbing around the outside into the back to grab something while the driver slammed on the brakes to fuck with me); ended up flipping like 7 times before stopping, didn't have a scratch on me besides dirt all over my clothes somehow.

Was down to 80lbs in the hospital. Felt death on me.
Bee. Shot at a few times but wasting away in that bed with my hip bones sticking out was life altering.

overdosed on h and xanax once. paramedics were called. apparently my pulse was like 3 beats per minute

I'm not sure I didn't die. Twice - once I was sailing in a dinghy in the middle of a lake without a life jacket because my dumbass boomer stepdad thought it would be fun for me. A stray gust caught the sail in a bad way and I ended up capsizing.

The second time I was being degenerate with this stray prostitute I took in. Doing shots of meth and I mixed it wrong ended up putting too much water in and my body went into shock. Somehow I came to a few minutes later and peed like crazy. I'm really surprised I'm not dead desu.

My dad put a gun up to my head desu

had a car run a red light going like 50mph without headlights at night right in front of me. Just 'whoosh' right past less than 2 feet from the front of my car. Took me a few seconds to process what had just happened.

short circuit through a wet glove

Did you really meet the machine elves? I wanna hear how this went down.

>> too much water
I have given myself many injections in my life and still don't understand what you meant by this

After a drunken car crash the paramedics overdosed me on morphine in the back of an ambulance I was given Narcan at the hospital and brought back don't remember any of it.

fpbp

I used to work 4pm til midnight. At home, around 3.30 am I was working on a drawing and stopped. took a sip of coffee .. and absentmindedly inhaled it. I dashed to the sink and did my best to clear out but I couldn't get a breath for ten, fifteen seconds? I was fighting hard too. It flashed across my mind I could die here, and I flinched and automatically relaxed and caught that breath,and knew I'd make it.
I was in that riot in Vancouver after the Canuckleheads lost game seven to the br00ns in 2011. I got out as quick as I could. Never served in the military.

I'm close today user.
Death stands behind me now.
An owl has been hooting in the night, outside my window for over a year.
It won't be long now.

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> Be like 1 or 2 y/o
> Cousin drops me on my head
> Rushed to hospital
> Pronounced dead for 90 seconds
> Come back
> Now in my mid-20's
> Successful, masters degree in STEM field with great salary
> Have qt3.14 wife
> Still kinda wish I just died back then

Had my leg cut off a few months ago.

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2 kidney failures, two comas, heart failure, got broadsided got a concussion then got confused and wandered around the hood the next day then got beat over the head and had a seizure. Also feel off a flight of stairs and had my arm paralyzed for months. I've spent over 100 days in the ICU total.
It'd terrifying. I think I want to die, but when I get faced with it I fight like a motherfucker. Not religious so no bright light for me. My fiance died and I wish it was me though.

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Had quite a few close calls. A few boating mishaps, caught malaria, got completely airborne in a suv that was towing a boat when the driver fell asleep doing 100kmh
Somehow the near death experiences are stacking up so much that when I finally buy the farm I’m not going to be a corpse with a surprised look on his face.

i gotta try that...

What degree?

I choked on a piece of steak when I was 8
I think I fought it for around 5 minutes until I went blue
My parents pushed the steak in enough for me to swallow it though
I sometimes wish I actually died there

probably almost lighting my bed on fire with blow torch after smoking dmt lol.

Computer Science & Engineering

A few times, yes. Flying into Iraq from Kuwait during Desert Storm and having random Iraqis take pot shots at our helos. Flying through a Siberian snowstorm in an AN2 that was more repair than actual plane and flown by a pilot who was more homemade vodka than man. Had an RPG fly directly over our heads in Afghan and detonate about 100' away, that one was scary and I still have the scar on my leg where a got nicked by a small shard of shrapnel.

I got in a car crash four days ago. I felt like I was about to die. but there are 2 ways to die user. the sudden, painful way, and the slow slightly less painful way. I was more in terror because I had someone with me in the car. I'd of been in less shock if it was just me. I came out if that unharmed. I got hit by a car when I was in 9th grade. (I screamed at the top of my lugs in both of these incidents by the way). I was walking and it hit me at 30mph. I cracked my pelvis and my knee and my head scraped the pavement. the ambulence came I was screaming the whole time. afterward my knee had constant issues. it went out of place multiple times, at least 5 times since them. it's horribly painful. never had cancer, never any bad ammonia, I don't have aids, nor a heart condition. I've only experienced the close encounters that are quick and extremely painful. choking on an ice cube for example. that was one. 1 1/2 minutes of my pipes being shut off. that one ironically was the most relaxing of all the incidents. your brain just shuts off on that one. it was still extremely painful though. the maximum nerve threshold to where your mind is trying to comprehend what's going on but can't conceptualize anything due to the pain: that. never served in the militarry though.

Itt: retarded junkies talking how they almost overdosed on crack
This is the future of the white race

I must be getting early onset Alzheimer's, because I don't remember a lot of my life, just random snippets really

Bit of a long story but I came within a fraction of a second of being t-boned by a speeding train when I was driving drunk and on heroin at 3am.

Stop stealing wire you nigger.

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Wanna know how i know your lying faggot?

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>train conductor
>freezing rain storm
>about to jump on a car in my train to ride it up to the switch to save the 100ft walk
>trains going about 10-12mph, a little fast, but fuck it
>foot slips off and through lowest ladder rung, quickly pulled off my feet
>being dragged across the rocky ballast
>radio has fallen out of my pocket and is skipping off the ground beside me attached to a cord clipped to my belt
>if I fall off I'll likely be in the path of the wheels about 2ft away from me. Have to pull myself up.
>manage to pull myself up, don't say shit to anyone or I'll likely get suspended or fired for safety violation (jumping on moving equipment at greater than 4mph)
>massive bruises all over my back and legs for weeks. shoulder blades! elbows and palms scraped and bloody
>jacket and work vest ripped
Closest for me but not that bad, whole thing lasted like 15 seconds

Really terrible food poisoning had me puking up bile once nothing was left. Incredibly dehydrated. Thought I was gonna die.

Another time I overexerted myself while moving furniture and passed out like a faggot. Of course when you're passed out, you don't know what's going on. I was told I was turning blue until someone started CPR.

I had a spontaneous pneumothorax (spontaneous lung collapse) and rushed myself to the ER in severe chest pain and had to be cut open and have my lung re-inflated.
It could happen again at any time.

Was doing technical scuba diving training in a lake with

When I was in third grade I was playing Soccer with my friends and when my friend went to kick the ball he completely missed and landed his foot right in my crotch
My dick and balls were black and I went to the ER, but no permanent damage and the blackness went away after a day

This might be a fucking stupid question... but why can't you swim up and out of the lake?

Or are there obstacles and shit?

Thank you, user. A TRUE Warrior with TRUE Warrior stories. Fuck that's scary, "100' away" I can literally see your experience as you described it.

Even Jow Forums thanks you for your service.

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Fucking trains dude, not even once.
>be 10
>girl in my class brothers playing jump the train, jump across the tracks before the train comes
>her little brother, egged on by his older teen brothers is scared
>finally jumps
>right in front of train
>foot gets caught
>dragged more than 100 feet
>no more foot
He got used to the peg leg pretty quick for a six year old.

>last year
>my home town
>a family is on their way home from shopping
>stopped by train
>teen son says i see you at home
>climes on moving trian
>oh shit nigga
>foot slips
>he falls
>gets cut to peices
>retards on facebook
>some how this is the trains fault
>shrine is still there next to the pizza joint
>find out later the kid had huntingtons
I think this was a better death than the shit show that is huntingtons.

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Had a few near death experiences. Used to work at an airport when I was 19 and drove a tug behind a 737 right as the engines were starting up. I could've been blow away by the jet blast. Boss chewed me out pretty gud for that one. Another time in the winter I was late for work and slid off the highway and almost hit a tree. Anyways, I'm convinced I have gaudian angel.

I got extremely sick last winter from what I think was from eating a cracked raw egg. That's the only thing I could think of that would cause such an illness. I was undiagnosed and didn't even go to the hospital, but it was really bad. It came on in a matter of 3 hours, gradually getting worse. It started with fever like symptoms; aches and pains. Then muscle cramps and utter fatigue which was weird. A splitting headache after that. I must've been under about 10 blankets when I finally went to bed, because of how cold I was. I couldn't tell if i was slipping in and out of conscienceness, or simply falling asleep. I remember my dad coming up to my room taking some of the blankets off me every few hours, because of how hot my body was getting. Yet, I was still freezing cold. He was about to take me to the ER. Just moving my leg hurt, and coughing would make my head throb. I was in bed for 4 days straight without any food. I drank maybe a few sips of water here and there. Sometimes I would feel this pressure-like sensation in my chest and in my forehead. At the same time, I would get tunnel vision and go numb for a few seconds. At first I was terrified, because thought I was dying (that's probably what it was). I'd purposely move my body as much as I could to "jolt" out of the experience. Until it kept happening, getting stronger. It was weird, because I stated to accept it in my head that I was dying, and a blissful feeling came over me. I was ready to go and didn't care. Then my grandmother came upstairs with this tea she made and woke me up. I took one sip then went to sleep. I slept for 16 hours straight apparently. Then I finally got up to go to the bathroom on my own, and I shit pure water and greenish/yellow stuff. Not even any defecation, just bile. I went back to bed for another few days and slowly got better.

If I was dying, I'm glad I know that feeling is euphoric. Other than that, that was a terrible and gruesome experience for me.

Cancer

Is it true what they say about black cock?

The technical diving training I was doing means staying under long enough that you get enough nitrogen in your blood you can't immediately surface or else get the bends and die. You have to come up in stages is 90 ft for 10 min, 60 ft for 10 min, 30 ft for 15 min. The tank I was supposed to switch to for coming back up was at the end of my guide line that I couldn't find.

When its as dark as an anons mind and youre paniced underwater, you dont knownwhat ways up. Its fucking scarry. Drowning is not a way you want to go out.

>Sometimes I would feel this pressure-like sensation in my chest and in my forehead. At the same time, I would get tunnel vision and go numb for a few seconds. At first I was terrified, because thought I was dying (that's probably what it was).
You were probably falling asleep and experiencing sleep paralysis. It can be spooky if you don't know what it is.

Jolting yourself out of it like you describe is a common way people end it.

Multiple times. I've fallen head first in the middle of the street last week. It's a weird experience because you don't die. Just a part of your body goes numb. Then you recover

That makes sense. I guess I never really considered a lake to be that deep. Normally I think of the ocean as what you need to worry about.

Sounds cool though, user. Glad you're safe. Curious about what kind of work you do diving in lakes like that.

I mean, I know you can't see but I've never been so deep in the water I didn't know which way was up. But I suppose maybe I could get confused if I was using some kind of bladder.

i wanna know what was in that tea

this

Your lucky your eyeballs didn't pop out. Happened to me once.

randomly fainted and had a concussion, which slipped me on a weird daze of medication.

My god what a time to ask this question. Just last week i was closest to dying. You see i work overnight shift. Sometimes have jetlag. Was driving home... microsleeps were kicking in i dont know why the fuck i didnt do something. I remember pitch black clearing away and im like soo fucking close to head on collision with a vehicle in left lane. I swerved just in time, parked on side of road in shock. FUCK! i thought. Im real worried that im going to die doing night shift now. But ive got a plan. Ill just stand up while driving which is how i drove rest of way home. And a word of advice... coffee will NOT prevent microsleep caused by jet lag.

You're probably right. I felt like I was sinking into myself. Every time I jumped out of it I could feel my heart pounding from trying to move my body.
I think it was just lemons and honey

You had to have done a fuck ton of that shit. Did you do like IV 600 mg??

Got shot at by some Somalian nigger. Missed me but hit my buddy. Very lucky.

Yeah you're definitely describing a pretty common sleep paralysis experience.
If you're interested, read about it. You can use it to induce lucid dreams.

I get it all the time and it used to scare the fuck out of me. Ever since I was a little kid. Now I use it to trip the fuck out and have awesome dreams.

Ive never dived as deep as the other user, but ive dived plenty of lakes that are near zero visibility, ive been tangled twice in either nets or rope and come very close to running out of air, its dark and your mind is racing and panicing, you get confused very easily. Dropped my knife the second time, thought that was the end.

The fuck happened? Still got your knee? Because if you do you should be ok because you will be able to walk well again. Even run.

>What's the closest you've ever come to dying?
I accidentally looked at a Moon Over June comic. I had to be hospitalized for 3 months.

Are you like 60+ years old?

Fair enough. I will take your word for it. Hopefully I never put myself in that situation.

>shot at by a somali
>almost died
Kek, talk to me when its poachers shooting at you.

You almost drowned drinking coffee? Am I reading this correctly?

Was born at 2 pounds 10 ounces in the early 90s. Nearly died at birth.

Got hit by a van while on my bike. Miraculously the guy had locked his brakes and I sprawled so I only ended up with serious bruising and a state of shock.

work as an electrician and i fell on my ladder like a fucking retard. Never felt anything like it or since luckily enough but it was only a couple weeks ago. Shook me up when it happened but I only got some bad bruises to show for it. Luckily my hard hat bounced on the concrete instead of my skull. wear your helmets kids

I once delivered pizza to the hood after dark
Some niggers shadowed me but I got back to my car fast enough

Try again

I had 2 situations like that but cannot decide which one fits more.

1. I got hit by the car when I was 10 y old on bicycle. Bicycle got deleted but even if I seen all life before my eyes it ended only with small scratch on knee and being scared As fuck.

2. I was 9 y old and I walked pass big dog behind fence, dog furiously barked at me. So I decided to go to other side of street because I was still to be scared to be close to that beast. But suddenly this fucker managed to jump over fence, fear paralyzed me and I wasn't able to even call for help because of fear. But dog instead of turning me into bloody mess just went to nearest grass and laid on it.

lol

Not even memeing, dry drowning is no joke. A friends mom went swimming one day, inhaled a little water but she was fine. Three days later the water had been in her lungs and somehow killed her. Careful with your sips fellow boomers

>Rob bank
>High speed chase
>Stop at road block.
>Roadblock manned by backwoods sheriffs that have probably never dealt with any felonies aside from meth labs.
>White guy, and had taken off the all black mask stuff at that point. so not immediately executed as a negro.
I'd say that is pretty close right?

Enemy combatants are the least of your worries. Its dysfunctional and failing organs that are the real terror.

Bump

I read this gayest thread ever and got turbo aids and almost died just now. I only survived by my will to call you all faggots.

Fuck user, I'm only hydrating through my butthole from now on. Thanks.

>still got your knee?
did you even glance at the pic user

got shot in the shoulder when I was like 13 due to a stray bullet, but im alright since it was only a 9mm lol

i once was crossing the street
and this madman just fucking ran the red light and almost hit all of us passer-bys

thank goodness someone pushed us back before we got hit

>2.3/10 larp

Went to hell for 4 days, in a coma. They wanted my souls I wouldn't give in

Rectal drowning is no joke user, becareful.

Fml guess I'll die

More details faggot

Try to put a bandaid on a heart attack. Try to talk a heart attack into surrender.

Heart stopped when I was few weeks old, got resuscitated.

>Be me
>18
>degenerate drinker/smoker
>get stabbed 6 times in upperchest, back, and left arm
>make it to hospital
>crazy unexplainable visions, too many chemicals released in my brain
>all lights in the room combine to make one heavenly brightness
>pass out
>collapsed lung, pneumothorax, bleeding and bruising around the heart
>in hospital with a tube in my chest for a week.
>6 months to walk without pain
>12 years later still in pain
>suck it up
>Deal with it
>completely escape the fear of death
>Have been non degenerate for 12 years
>Never felt happier/safer/smarter/more capable

lesson: once you know death is close it becomes a tool for good rather than a mystery keeping you down or scared.

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Allright, fucko. Long story short. Drove my pickup directly into tree, died. dead. The stories are true. this isn't all there is

I was in a car wreck. There was a deer in the road and I was going 85mph. Natural reaction was to jerk the wheel. I went off the road and broke my back in two places, all my ribs, punctured both my lungs, collar bone and scapula.

The airbag knocked me unconscious. When I woke up the engine was on fire and I crawled out. I couldn't stand because my back was broke. I crawled away and got about 15 yards when he engine blew up. The explosion started a grass fire. I then had to crawl away from a grass fire.

Finally when I heard sirens my adrenaline stopped and I passed out. The only reason I lived was because a fireman found me when they went to put out the fire when he tripped over my body.

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true that dude, but it does vary with people some feel indestructible others are humbled and turned to the right path.

Hah, I wish. Having a felony on your record sucks dick. In many ways, it would have been more merciful for them to have just shot me at the roadblock.

Prison wasn't awful, it wasn't great, but it wasn't awful. Free advice if you're ever going to prison (prison, not jail.), don't gamble, don't accept 'gifts', don't fall for the "fight the first guy to see" meme, and generally mind your own business. The only people who get to experience prison as depicted in movies are literal retards(usually young shits), or pedophiles that get found out.

The fact that I'll live the rest of my life with truncated rights, and enormous difficulty in finding new jobs (current one didn't think to ask, or do a background check).

>when senpai notices you
Are you paralized?