Thanks to Disney's black panther moive, we could see a black on black civil war or genocide in Malawi in the name of killing vampires. >Locals and tourists in Malawi are getting killed for being suspected of being vampires helpers >Large populations of Malawians don’t turn to law enforcement because they believe government officials are taking bribes from vampires >Vampre scare returns after the Black panther came out because now local believe the vampires haven’t been found yet because of wakanda cloaking technology >Malawians believe vampires and wakanda are real >Malawi Government officials now fear the rise of anti-vampire militias will become a national security threat >UN HAS PULLED OUT OF MALAWI OVER "VAMPIRE SCARE"
umm no sweetie, you will need them when you wont have enough of your own grandchildren to support you
Hunter Rogers
They're woke on the (((vampire))) problem?
Andrew Gray
Where to send money for Black Panther 2,3,4?
Joseph Robinson
Wait, wait I thought Blade was the black comic book vampire
Noah Evans
oh Africa, you so funny
Bentley Fisher
The day I saw they were broadcasting Black Panther on a fucking train, is the day I knew the movie bombed despite all the propaganda. Trains only run movies that have been an office disaster. They recover costs by leeching public money renting movies nobody wants to see, in places that are full of people.
>front page ad promoting the concept of a fan as though it were a new invention >only available in gaudy nigger colors New Guinea is like an Africa away from Africa
Jose Moore
Stupid nig-nogs don't even know how to properly kill vampires.
>With her sweet smile and schoolgirl backpack, Awa Kandaya, 20, seems to be the picture of innocence. But it's just a facade. Her virginity was taken away from her at the age of nine when she was sent to a "sexual initiation" camp in Southern Malawi. Following a local tradition, a "hyena" — a man paid by her parents to "teach her about life" — raped her.
>"We were sent away from the village, alone with the organizers and without any men," Awa recalls. "Once the first rituals began, we understood we were here to learn how to sexually please a man." Her smile disappears as she recalls these memories.
Apparently it started since a man called DIOmbweke wore a stone mask.
Carter Nguyen
I've had an idea for a novel for a long time Jow Forums, about a guy that goes to Africa and pretends to be a vampire/witch/demon hunter from some secret part of the church. It's basically just a series of reverse scooby doo stories where our hero follows rumors, plays into them, then gloriously banishes the supernatural for profit then moves on to the next town. Every time I read shit like this I get sad I haven't written it.
Jaxson Lee
Thats just this guy. The rest of canada is fine without dog coitus I assure you.
>links dont say anything about black panther epic fake news
Matthew Anderson
Can vampires get aids ?
Alexander Brown
>no mention of Wakanda or Black Panther in the articles
Why do you lie, OP?
Grayson Rogers
Jesus fucking Christ, I am seeing this for the first time. You really wanna tell me this faggot who can walk got the most expensive wheel chair that there is that the average cripple can't afford and paraded with it in front of them?? The fuck is wrong with this imbecile??
These are nigger vampires, they turn into lions and shit.
Wog vampires are basically just shapeshifting Jews already. The only alteration needed is to convince them that a big hooked nose is the mark of a vampire and they'll be right on board.
Ian Brooks
Wonder if canadacucks will take a leaf out of the Romanian book and deal with Trudeau like Caucescu. Speedy show trial, followed by swift execution
will get it together and hang this Trudeau faggot, caucescu styke
Be kraut. Want the blackpussy. >get 88s Adolf is disappoint
Connor Rogers
I honestly cant be mad about this type if shit anymore. He is incapable of not making an ass out of himself and insists much to his handlers dismay on playing mr. dressup on every possible occasion. The wheelchair was simply part of his wardrobe that day.
Nolan Hughes
Oy vey whites don't watch my movie
Better make some article about negroe eating people referring to the movie
Charles Morgan
redpilled
Jackson Young
Culturaly appropiating fake vampires.
Jonathan Powell
yo, um. you guys need to get your fucking shit together
Easton Cox
Wetin dey burger pipo dem be so raycis?
Daniel Ortiz
Lmao
Logan Gutierrez
Didn't Europeans once think vampires were real? Isn't that how the whole thing took off?
Julian Stewart
lol niggers are like children and believe what they see in movies
Angel Jenkins
Ssshhhh..This is Jow Forums..Let them have their keks
Henry Cox
Blade/Black Panther crossover now?
Jeremiah Diaz
>once Key word
Ayden Bell
That's a bit racist saying that blacks in the 21st century are no more intelligent than people in the middle ages .
Thomas Ward
Write it faggot
Julian Jenkins
Wont happen. Those people were of gypsy blood and I shall say no more. He is off to a plush retirement in 2019 and will emerge from the woodwork on occasion to internationally embarrass us when he sees fit. I honestly believe he doesn't realize he has committed wrongdoing in spending canada into an interminable debt crisis through sheer idiocy. I doubt we will ever truly recover economically. Deeply embarrassing!
