Russian Soyuz rocket FAILURE

- Russian Soyuz rocket carrying 2 crewmembers to ISS suffered booster malfunction during launch
- Onboard were cosmonaut Alexey Ovchinin and Nick Hague of NASA
- The third passenger place was reserved for cargo
- Both crewmen alive and unhurt.

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Astronauts make emergency landing after Russian Soyuz launch experiences failure.

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More interesting is the ongoing investigation about the leak that was created in Soyuz.

arstechnica.com/science/2018/10/nasa-issues-statement-on-iss-leak-investigation-cites-no-mal-intent/

Some sources suspect it's an American female astronaut who wanted to go home because she did not like the space station toilets.

that sounds about right

Crew survived ballistic reentry after stage 2 booster failure. Rescue forces en route, ETA 57 minutes.

That Soyuz is one hell of a fucking crate

Booster fucking exploded. They lived to tell about it

Way to go ROSCOSMOS

EARTH IS FLAT

fuck off with this

The leak was done on the ground, prior to deployment. A Kazakhstan was bribed by concerned friends of the Russian astronaut who are worried about the dangers created by Planet X proximity.

proves that there is no such thing as space

Alex Ovechkin?

Not even surprised. P*tin's regime has managed to waste almost all what's left of soviet legacy. Terrible incompetence.

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Roscosmos is ruined due to corruption brought by Rogozin.

"p*tin didnu nuffin"?

youtube.com/watch?v=sE4BSAcQCfo&feature=youtu.be

Roscosmos is done and NASA should be purged of idiots that deemed this ancient design as safe while at the same time blocking commercial capsule development by changing requirements.

I would be too embarrassed to launch anything into space using a Onions-uz boy rocket. The Saturn V is the way to go unless you want all the aliens laughing at earth from their motherships.

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>P*tin's regime has managed to waste almost all what's left of soviet legacy. Terrible incompetence.
more like; the soviet legacy of terrible imcompetence

For a rocket failure, this one doesn't seem very exciting. It sounds like a booster rocket failed to ignite, so the capsule automatically went into landing mode and landed without incident. Basically, Plan A (go to space station) failed, so Plan B (go back) took over and succeeded.

not really

Booster is operating for first 5 minutes the side boosters work for 150s and are discarded.During that separation center core either collided with separating boosters or engine blew up during going from 70 to 100% thrust

not politics

not a flag

barely a country

Of course, Putin is responsible for the shit too, indirectly.

Habedin

Those things happen every now and then, no one is infallible. Fortunately people are alive.

Yep and Trump's regime is responsible for SpaceX failures.

Booster exploded.

They walked away from it.

Much respect to Pocкocмoc for building one awesome fucking spacecraft

You could say - it was hellova "trip"

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>Yep and Trump's regime is responsible for SpaceX failures.
Nice try. But you know why your example is invalid, I'm totally sure.

If it was the woman, she should be fined and banned from ever going near any kind of air vehicle ever again

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So this is how American rockets used to do it too, back when we put people on them, all down the sides of the rockets are thin wires that will in the event of any accidental stage separation or booster explosion be severed, which then trips the emergency boosters on the crew vessel to pull it away from the damaged booster. The G-Force of a failed booster re-entry is pretty intense since you don't slow down as long in the thin atmosphere though.

Pretty much this, rockets are very complicated, and basically a few million pounds of explosives with people or expensive stuff on top. They explode sometimes. At least on a rocket you can design a good launch vehicle escape system, the space shuttle, there was no escape.

more like goy-uz amirite?

why the fatty one is not the Murican ?

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Guess some bandit from Roskosmos wanted a new villa in Italy and embezzled the hell,

Shit. The frog is finally on to our meme.
>shut it down!

Rocket is fine.

footage since OP is worthless
youtube.com/watch?v=VnSoFxIYWSg

reminder this is what happens when you use liquid fuel boosters

Unironic Russian troll.