Alright anons. My store is getting one of these and we need name suggestions. Give me your best.
Name the Tower
Blake Butler
John Thomas
The Shart Spire
Adrian Gomez
Burgertron 6000000
Aiden Moore
Designated sharting point
Lincoln Stewart
My computer wife Karen.
Benjamin Morgan
WAL-9000
Juan Gutierrez
Its literally an outhouse. Americans cant be bothered to not shit their pants so they have to be tricked to poo in low. Murrica superpower by 2020 amirite?
Brody Brown
Nice try WAL, but linux is still shit
Blake Smith
WE HAVE A WINNER
Thomas Green
The Mutt Minaret
Matthew Hernandez
Thunderbox
Blake Hughes
Nig-O-Matic
Parker Peterson
Freedom Tower
Juan Kelly
What is it?
Samuel Cook
Babylon
Henry Bennett
Viral WalMart marketing has gone too far. Burn it down op.
Evan Lopez
Freedom tower
Easton Wood
Lame
Jordan Perry
Trump Tower
because its orange
Julian Sullivan
PissCup Tower
Luke Rogers
pls redpill me on the tower
what does it do?
Asher Rodriguez
Giant Robo Item Cock
Robert Hernandez
The 56%-O-Tron
Jayden Rodriguez
Looks like they store all online orders in there. So after ordering online you can just go to the terminal and pick up your order without having to interact with a single employee.
Wyatt Jenkins
The fuck is that thing?
Levi King
Hopefully it allows people to order all the shit from their website that they don't sell in their stores.
I once bought thermal grease from their website and literally got an empty envelope in the mail. It might've had a packing list inside(don't remember) but there was nothing in it. Walmart has some shitty 3rd parties that sell stuff through their site.
Did I complain? Fuck no because I know there's risks for everything and I wouldn't want someone to lose their job(or at least get reprimanded) for an honest mistake.
Joshua Martin
WOW you and me are way different, I once screamed in a waitresses face until she cried so I could get $10 off my steak dinner
Cameron Morgan
>they don't know Americans are so free we just order stuff on our phones and they have it waiting for us in a tower of freedom when we get to the store.
It's so we don't have to interact with the commoners who work at walmart. They are generally dirty and very smelly. The lowest of our society.
Joshua Martinez
vending machine for online/mobile purchases.
Nathaniel Gray
Pussy faggot.
James Watson
These are just the same as Amazon pickup lockers right?
Luis Butler
The Wannalith.
Chase Bailey
kek
Evan Phillips
Whoa, I can order stuff, and pick it up without interacting with niggers?
I’m in. I was getting jewed by amazons shipping, but fuck that
Adam Perez
BRAAAP 9001
Jaxon Bell
You're a piece of shit and probably voted for Hillary.
Liam Long
all retail stores , particularly ones that sell a lot of groceries are investing heavily towards ordering online and pick up instore. You will see a large increase over the next year.
t. - some faggot who is in the know
Ayden Turner
The Marketing Failure 6000
Jayden Powell
Waltson
Tyler Barnes
>Designated Shit Pit Stop.
Gavin Cook
Dutch Dickens
Owen Baker
ICE kiosk.
Chase Jackson
>Wal-Mart get sick of rampant shoplifting from niggers
>locks all merchandise under the dominion of WAL-9000
>ayy yo gibsmedat nigga
>I'm sorry Jamal, I'm afraid I can't do that.
Dylan Roberts
the stationary postie
Adam Robinson
That’s the monolith from 2001
Jack Peterson
Name that shit ‘the butt fucker 12000’
Jaxon Hernandez
Gigga-nigga 9000
Jack Reed
Erika
Julian Rivera
Orthanc
Diversity Power Tower
Jace Bailey
The robo kike 6,000,000
Ethan Williams
kek
Kayden Richardson
I always loved how the guy behind her tries to push her through the doorway
Grayson Wright
>naming your PackRobot
My god, what is the matter with you people?
Nathaniel Morgan
Clampett Kaaba
James Lewis
The Final Minimum Wage Solution
Josiah Hughes
underrated